#dpol

[ernest-shackleton]

Guy who destroyed the last german coalition after blocking all sorts of progress since 2021 (his party stands for capitalism and fast cars), trying to get back into parliament in the election in February, gets pied (shaving cream) during a speech, just after he said that the country pays out too much Bürgergeld (welfare benefits).

The Pie Queen is saying "I think thats enough"

[ernest-shackleton]

Hallo, das hat mein guter Freund und Peiniger (affectionately) @swanfloatieknight geschrieben!!!!!

We are not serious people

[sachermorte]

genuinely feel bad for people on dpol tumblr. who do you have to laugh about besides chrissy lindner. volker wissing? are you all still talking about volker wissing?

meanwhile over here in the promised land of öpol we have an entire colorful cast of deeply silly and unreal characters, enough so that we have a "which politician is the most smashable" tournament on

and even then, even spoiled for choice as we all are

we're still laughing about basti kurz

[piratesexmachine420]

Been playing around with the "smudge" tool in GIMP, trying to improve this magazine cover I made a while back w/ Inkscape.

Obviously, it's a riff on Time magazine. I liked the idea of a publication of record with a "handprint" motif, since some of the oldest records of human civilization we have are handprint cave paintings, and there's kind of a poetic symmetry in the idea that the first and last records of our existence on Earth might be sort of the same.

The specifics are all part of one of my ongoing worldbuilding projects that I've been kicking around for a long time--some small bits I've posted before. The lore is in constant flux, but the gist is this:

On December 5th, 2012 an alien spacecraft crashes into Inner Mongolia at an appreciable speed of light. The collision is so violent it knocks the Earth partially off its axis and destroys most of East Asia. In addition, the collision produces some kind of global EMP that sets a lot of the world's electrical infrastructure on fire.

Everyone panics, things are very bad.

It's discovered that something the spacecraft did shortly before impact has eaten a hole into the Earth's magnetic field.

Two years later, another, similar spacecraft is detected. The United States manages to damage it with nuclear weapons before it crashes into the North Pole. There's no EMP pulse, 'cause of the damage inflicted, but the North Pole is melted and Earth's axis is further disrupted.

A lot of international politicking occurs. The UN forms an international military alliance (UNIMETS) to protect against further a potential Third Contact and any further Contacts. The United States and some other nations leave the UN and sort of mangle NATO into a second, competing international military alliance (GDTO).

A third spacecraft does indeed appear in early 2021, and the GDTO and UNIMETS are unable to coordinate sufficiently to destroy or damage it. It crashes into Fennoscandia, and the EMP from First Contact repeats itself. Much of Europe is destroyed.

UNIMETS and the GDTO merge into a single world military government for the purpose of planetary protection. This alliance is named SEGh, for the proto-indo-european word meaning "to hold" or "to overpower".

More spacecraft continue to appear, with a period of roughly five or so years. Not all of them target Earth--Fourth contact hits Mars, for example--and the world's nuclear weapons stocks are quickly depleted. North America is destroyed, SEGh headquarters retreat to Antarctica (now free of ice and much warmer, as the Earth tumbles in all three axes). The Bureau for Experimental Warfare (BXW)--SEGh's primary weapons R&D team, operating under the Department for Preservation of Life (DPoL)-- develop an interesting new technology allowing them to alter the relative rate of time within a small radius.

It is determined that very, very few people can withstand extremely high or low relative rates of time. Something about souls? IDK, I haven't worked it out yet. DPoL officials decide to kidnap conscript the three potential candidates they identify.

The rate of time altering technology (now called Time Optimizers) are put to use building special space combat suits (Strategic Time-Optimizing Powered Suits, also STOP Suits or occasionally STOPSes), and our three heroes are put to work trying to destroy the alien ships. Much drama, much tragedy. If this sounds a lot like I'm just ripping off Evangelion...yeah. Pretty much.

Eventually the last (Thirteenth) Contact is prevented, and then a lot of the lore starts to be very in-flux. There's a civil war between DPoL plus some other government organizations against the rest of SEGh when they refuse to stand down. Our heroes are made to pick a side. Eventually, the "rest of SEGh" side win, and our favorite global military dictatorship immediately dissolves itself in 2062.

Things are bad for a while. None of the newly-independent SEGh member states were prepared for autonomy or sovereignty, and things are even more bad for a couple of years. Lots of infrastructure failure.

Subsequently, the now-independent SEGh member states form a council to create a new--hopefully benevolent this time--world government. (Worth noting that the global population is way, way smaller now. Less than a billion. And a lot of land area is uninhabitable, either because it's just gone or because there's no magnetic field there anymore.) This is the first Working Group on Government.

More murky lore stuff I haven't decided yet. WGoG reforms once or twice, a space program begins (using an offshoot of Time Optimizers than alter distances instead of durations; these are called Space Optimizers) under the auspices of the Space Tele-Transport Board (STTB), Proxima Centauri b is terraformed, and most of humanity leaves Earth for it. Our heroes do... something.

The colony on the surface of Proxima Centauri b is named "Monument to the Living" and the orbiting space station supporting it is named "Monument to the Dead", thus the above magazine title.

Then it gets even murkier. I think I might have some kind of space war between the aerospace companies and the Space Board? 'Cause only the STTB is allowed to operate spacecraft with Space Optimizers and they want to start their own private colonization efforts? IDK. Our heroes are involved somewhere. Maybe they'll still have their STOP suits, maybe not. IDK.

[skydigiblogs]

i'm just gonna go ahead and paste what i sent to a friend about my thoughts for chapter 3 and the bit of 4 i got to today

this is extremely long, and still primarily a lot of criticism since while i enjoyed chapter 3 more than the first two chapters, it failed to address a lot of my core concerns with the writing of chapters 1 and 2.

for people who missed my chapter 2 thoughts, Sad White Boy is Leon

i typed most of this on my phone without being able to reference the spellings of any of the names i was hearing so it isn't until the end that i'm able to double check the name of Shuu/Xu Yulin. any time i am referring to Professor Suspicious Eccentric, it's Professer Ryusenji. agufridge is Saya.

you can also see kind of where i got to certain plot points between breaks lol.

[Okay chapter 3 is going along way more smoothly to us but also we officially have a never before seen phrase because the best way I can put it is that all three main factions have the same Agumon-fridged wife/daughter/friend fueling their obsession with the digital world]

[All of the world building so far has also been exclusively around the tragedy that set in motion all three factions going about their way and it's more clearly establishing a theme of, like, the ways paths diverge in life. First there was Eiji and Sad White Boy, now Professor Suspicious Eccentric, his would be son in law Tartarus (who I know is going to pull some villain shit after glancing at the wiki for something yesterday), and Cop Lady (who, while being a cop, I do actually like the characterization she's been given. Shame about the being a digicop though.).

Tartarus's fiance went DMIA while mind linked to what I'm guessing is the BlackAgumom SOC has a stupid high bounty on, hence me saying there's an Agumon shaped fridge

At least I don't have to deal with Sad White Boy

Who is in a Kazuchimon shaped fridge I should specify but like. It doesn't feel like fridging when you give a whole quarter of you narrative to establishing a character as opposed to like. An hour on Agufridge.]

[At least I have something other than Eiji to look forward to in this novel lmfao

But also man. They really are leaning heavy into Eiji having a huge amount of regret for what happened to Sad White Boy and like. I think we're meant to see it in parallel to Agufridge, but she was established to be RECENTLY AND PROLONGEDLY CLOSE with all involved parties affected by her fridging.

And I just don't buy it even if SWB saved Eiji's life from drowning in a river when they were kids.]

[i also realized a succinct way of putting why he feels so gross to me is that his whole plotline really edges into "white savior complex" territory, if that makes sense?

fully convinced seekers is just flat out better without SWB

because like it has its problems but damn if SWB isn't just a walking sandwich of them all in a single succinct package]

one real world "i got home from work" later

[Okay so this observation I made about almost all of the Digipol forces being members of the D-Brigade (most are literally just commandramon) made me a little bit frustrated with an element I see as missed potential in seekers that I doubt will be capitalized on. The only members of DigiPol with fully realized characters are Satsuki (Numemon's partner) and Shuu Yulin (Ryudamon's partner, Cop Lady), who are both high ranking officers, and were this not really struggling to decide whether it wants to condemn or fuck the police, I think it would've been a missed opportunity not to at least show the experiences of one of the lower ranking officers. Shuu, while being the head of the DPol, was formerly a hacker/code cracker before going on to do white hat hacking with the police and rising to her position.

But like, something Satsuki's said during the first hour or so of chapter 4 made me wonder something because there are members of the DPol that Mind Link. At least two of them with Commandramons, which puts them in the body of their Digimon. Satsuki calls what they're doing in Chapter 4 a "war"--- they're fighting against SoC and Wall Slum (local) Digimon alike because the SoC is trying to break open the gate into the Actual Digital World (basically everything humans have seen is the outside of an eggshell). I don't think Seekers is self-aware enough to realize that this act of the DigiPol imposing their forces on the Wall Slum is akin to digital imperialism, so I really doubt it would have tried to interrogate that at all.

The thing I was thinking about that might have been interesting (but absolutely could not be trusted to Seekers) is that like… all of the DPol Digimon are Commandramon, whereas the brass have Special Partner Digimon. I would have loved some interrogation into the way that being a cop (or military in general) seeks to depersonalize someone, stripping them of their individuality in order to make them more a tool than person. Commandramon could have been a very useful way to tell that story, especially since anyone MLed to a Digimon always has to wear their Digimon Linker. That means they are always burdened with the reminder of their function in the force. MLed partners are also the only ones to experience the Wall Slum with the five human senses. What does it do to someone to see through the eyes of just one of hundreds of Commandramon, all literally looking the same to an untrained human eye? You're literally nothing but the tool you embody at that point, only so useful as you can wield your Digimon like one. MLed Digimon are also the only ones that can talk to humans. Do you think the Commandramon who aren't MLed wish they could talk to their partners, express anything beyond following the commands the code running on them like dog training tells them to enact?

What is individuality to a Digimon who is a soldier? What is individuality to a soldier who is only as good as their Digimon, one of a thousand like it raised only for warfare?

It just bugs me so much thatt we don't even get an inkling of individuality from the Commandramon, which really heightens the militaristic feel of the D-Pol to no positive favors.

And since I can'tt tell if Seekers wants me to like the DPol or not, it's hard to judge whether that is a failure or intended attribute of the writing]

[i really hope i have more things that i can say i actually like about seekers but man oh man the bad is so hard to get through

like, for example, i really find the structure of the digital world interesting in this series! and mind linking is an interesting way to get characters involved in the digital world without having the barrier breached (while also introducing stakes). even if i am a little sad that the humans get stuck as fancy holograms in the digital world.

the digital world in seekers, like i said before, is basically an egg, with the network of the human world floating high above it

data falls from the human world onto the egg's surface, but the barrier is functionally closed off

digimon that have been in contactt with human world data are forced to live on the outside of the digital world, unable to return to the Actual digital world

this is the Wall Slum

and like, on occasion little pockets of open data storms, breaches in the eggshell will appear--- they're called vortexes

we don't find out what's in them until when sad white boy martyrs himself but like, anynthing that enters them gets presumed deleted

SWB's death is how we find out that it's because a royal knight will pop up to erase anything trying to breach the vortex

(they also keep describing the RKs as their relationship to "yggdrasil" so like. god help me i'm holding my breath and praying i don't have to go into that.)

they haven't talked at all and seem to be regarded as "angels of death" to those on the shell of the digital world

bringing it back around to how it's introduced, though, i think about that self-oblivious introduction to the digital world and digipol where humans (possibly the implication was supposed to be just code crackers but idk) through their interaction with the digital world, have brought impurities to the digital world. they even repeated during chapter 3, in the extended flashback to project tartarus and the first DMIA candidate (miss agufridge), the comparison to "15th century seafaring explorers" or something which. hm. are you self aware enough to really be pulling that comparison twice? i don't think you are.

so like, even when i'm enjoying the shit in seekers it inevitably ends up ruined by the story's own lack of coherent nuance (or functional attempt at it)]

[ernest-shackleton]

Zweiter Wahlgang um 15:15

EXCUSE ME???

[cnacertificationprogram]

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[stoersender]

Südpol by Oliver Huntemann

[ernest-shackleton]

Spiegel Redaktion keeps giving

[ernest-shackleton]

Klar war der Bruch kalkuliert. Lindner war ja auch immer vorhersehbar. Scholz wusste doch genau, dass Lindner wieder nein sagt und überheblich tut. Wie eingebildet muss man sein, um Scholz da jetzt in die Schuhe zu schieben, dass Lindner selbst zuverlässig wie das Uhrwerk war, wenns um Provokation und Blockierungen ging lmao

ES KANN NICHT SEIN ERNST SEIN

[esilion]

the other fucked up by product of that fuck ass de*dpol movie is that it made it so people were excited to see de*dpool cosplayers and nothing had changed. Like theyre still just as crusty with tendencies to be actual predators they just got hit with the blorbo ray

[schoje]

Foto: Divulgação / PCSC A Polícia Civil de Santa Catarina, por meio da DRACO/DEIC, deflagrou nesta quinta-feira, 29, a terceira fase da operação policial Planalto 1 para cumprir 15 mandados de prisão e 41 mandados de busca e apreensão em seis cidades: Joinville, São Francisco do Sul, Araquari, Rio Negrinho, Indaial e Fozdo Iguaçu/PR. Até o momento foram presas 12 pessoas, sendo cinco em flagrante. A ação começou por volta das 6h contra integrantes de uma organização criminosa voltada ao tráfico de drogas. Participam da operação cerca de 220 Policiais Civis de Santa Catarina: DEIC, DPOL, DPOI,DPGF, CORE e NOC.  As investigações coordenadas pelo delegado Antonio Claudio Jóca, titular da DRACO, começaram após decisão judicial de compartilhamento de provas de uma investigação da DPCO de Fraiburgo. Durante a primeira fase foram cumpridos 14 mandados de busca e apreensão e realizado o sequestro de três veículos na região Norte de Santa Catarina, ocasião em que foi apreendida grande quantidade de drogas. Dando continuidade às investigações, no dia 8 de abril foi deflagrada a segunda fase da operação Planalto 1, ocasião em que a DRACO/DEIC, com o apoio da Receita Federal, apreendeu cerca de meia tonelada de maconha pertencente ao grupo investigado. A droga era transportada em dois veículos e tinha como destino a cidade de Joinville. Com o aprofundamento das investigações, a DRACO/DEIC identificou alguns integrantes da organização criminosa voltada ao tráfico de drogas. Diante disso, representou-se pela expedição de 15 mandados de prisão e 41 mandados de busca e apreensão, o que foi autorizado pela Vara Regional de Garantias da Comarca de Joinville, após parecer favorável da 9ª Promotoria de Justiça de Joinville. Fonte: Governo SC

[unepelotedelaine]

je ne vais pas être trop présente cette semaine j’explore le grand Nord, au grand froid! 🥶 Le petit Teddy qui se déguise en caribou “Arna “m’accompagnerai et j’essaierai de vous montrer quelques photos 😅❤️ ensemble avec lui ☺️ 🔜 dès mon retour je publierai le tutoriel gratuit de la petite “Arna“ 👍 🔜 N’hésitez pas à enregistrer ce post pour le retrouver facilement 😉 ••••••• I'm taking a few days off this week, I’m exploring the great north 🥶 The little teddy bear - caribou "Arna" will accompany me and I will try to show you some pictures 😅❤️ 🔜 as soon as I return I will publish the free little "Arna" pattern for you 👍 🔜 Do not hesitate to save this post to find it easily 😉 #nordpol #arktis #expedition #polarstern #northpole #eisbrecher #dpol #forschungsschiff #southpole #mosaicexpedition #arctic #explore #reisen #klimaforschung #ewigeseis #polarsternexpedition #iceland #nothernlights #icelandtrip #icelandroadtrip #northernlights (à Hvanneyri, Borgarfjardarsysla, Iceland) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpMvbSmsc1_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ernest-shackleton]

Und ja, Phase eins ist die SPITZE der Pyramide. Schon in der Grundschule lernt man ja, dass die die Grundnahrungsmittel in der Pyramide ganz oben stehen. Das imitiert den Sachverhalt, dass die Bauwerke in Pyramidenform als Seltenheit in der Architektur immer von der Spitze angefangen gebaut werden.

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[jfagertextiles]

Direct Pattern on Loom


Direct Pattern on Loom (DPOL) was developed by Indian fashion designer Siddhartha Upadhyaya. Where most looms weave rectangles of fabric, DPOL connects the loom to a computer to weave fabric that is shaped as a sleeve, say, or a bodice. The resulting pieces can then be sewn together. Because no cutting is required, no waste is generated.