#dragon age: cullen

[fatale-distraction]

I love that 90% of the War Room operations are

Cullen: our soldiers will do it!

Leliana: our spies will do it!

Josephine, taking a massive toke: Some shitty noble in the area cheated on his wife AND his secret wife with his secret girlfriend’s mother, he’ll fucking do it if he knows what’s good for him

[stealingpotatoes]

inquisitor inq'isita part 5: @highladyofdusk and I discovering the magic of friendship and the emotion of rage

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[briccko]

Everyone is here!!!

[schwarznummer1]

They're waiting

They're watching us

They're hating

They're waiting and hoping I'm not enough

[lavenderprose]

Big fan of the culmination of the Inquisitor/Cullen romance being they settle down with a dog somewhere in Ferelden. I enjoy imagining that there's more to their story, and the Trespasser post-credits implies as much, but it's hilarious to imagine like. Oh a nice couple just moved in next door. They're an objectively very normal looking sort of guy with Strong Silent Type vibes and his wife THE INQUISITOR. The HERALD of ANDRASTE. Like oh hello Cullen From Next Door and your lovely wife THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST. It's so nice to meet you. Would you like some canapés. No please do not show me the scar where the Ancient Elven God you befriended and then fought cut off your arm.

[chanafehs]

The Milfs/Dilfs of Dragon Age (Veilguard edition)

I'm currently selling these as stickers and donating all earnings to Eman Abuhayya's gfm to help the remaining members of her family evacuate Gaza - or donate to her directly here!

[mooshs-crack-headcanons]

I think it's funny that when Cassandra gathers ppl to save the world you get the (mostly) het Inquisition. But when Varric gathers people it's always a wild pack of deranged fruits, AKA the DA2 crew minus Sebastian (the dlc straight) and the Veilguard minus Solas (status pending)

Idk what to put as a ending post image so here's Varric with his cleavage out

[ree-duh]

The only reason Blackwall doesn’t look like this in game is because if he did look like this no one would want to sleep with egg man or the catholic cop

[alltears]

dragon age twt au? dragon age twt au. HAWKE X INQUISITION EDITION

sorry for not spacing these out more but i have worms infesting my brains and they’re all sending me psychic attacks related to dragon age.

[yarrayora]

btw dorian and cullen being chess buddies is so funny like do you think cullen even notices dorian is flamboyantly gay or does he go "i think it's a bit rude to assume he's a homosexual, don't you think? maybe all vints just act like that"

[arisushanti]

attention all bg3 players who have also played any dragon age game!! (which is probably everyone, let’s be real)

im conducting an experiment, so if everyone could please reblog with their romance choices for both games

regards

[andarans]

the dai advisor dynamic is so funny to me because it’s just cullen being teased by two chaotic good bisexual women and when morrigan joins it’s like “oh yeah. weren’t you that lady that could turn into a swarm of bees in the circle tower while i was getting tortured by blood mages and demons ten years ago” “yeah” “great”

[charmedcleric]

DAI + text posts 3/???

Part 2

[havvkes]

i used flycam for the cullen romance yesterday and found out that dorian just fucking sits his ass down on those stairs during the cutscene

[schwarznummer1]

If you're foolishly in love with me

It's a fine day for sure

[lavenderprose]

Why have I seen two people today refer to Cullen as being a 'princely' romance. My man has been a functional addict for fifteen years and he's in ACTIVE withdrawal when Inquisition begins. He is recovering from the in-universe equivalent of a Percocet addiction and he's not doing well with it. Just because he's sweet and he ducks his head and says I've never met anyone like you doesn't mean he's a flouncy Disney prince. He also THROWS things across the room because he's in pain and yells at his friends and goes quiet and distant in the War Room. He says things like, "I never considered a future before I met you," and he MEANS that shit. Cullen Stanton Rutherford was probably going to Lay Down And Die after the Breach was closed, IF it was ever closed, before he met the Inquisitor. It's strongly implied that that's what he DOES do if you tell him to continue taking Lyrium. You definitely do not have to like his romance and you're allowed to be critical of his character but saying that he's the Princely or Vanilla romance option is discrediting all of the character development he's gone through and is in my opinion just a bad faith interpretation overall.