#driv3r

[cloudvisualspew07x]

[m-rod-unofficial]

Calita Martínez || DRIV3R (2004)

[countrylessman]

driver memes for hopeless driver addicts like me

[aquaticxflames]

decided to draw tanner in a badass pose but then had a dilemma about which clothes to draw him in. i went with d3 clothes since i haven't seen many fanarts of him from this game

[fantasyartist21]

Very first drawing post (From earlier today)!

Meeting a parody version of yourself is… Weird.

Tommy Vercetti meeting his parody counterpart, Timmy Vermicelli!

Don’t know Timmy Vermicelli? Read this! :D! ⬇️

[shadowcatzz]

I loved the way the Miami police uniform looked like in Driv3r and I just had to draw Tanner in it... I don't even think at one point he even ever wore it in game :( but damn he looks good in them!!

[street-corner-felines]

[fvmods]

Emotions of Vice City in Motion! Watch and enjoy...

[schnuron]

Random game subject #4

Looking back in my time of playing video games on PS2 in mid 2000s, I played some good games such as NFS Underground 1, GTA3, GTA Vice City, GTA San Andreas, Gran Turismo 4, Resident Evil 4, Burnout 3, etc.

I also remember I played games I didn't like such as: The Italian Job,The Getaway, Warhammer 40K Fire Warrior, 50 Cent Bulletproof, 187 Ride or Die, etc.

And then, I've played…

DRIV3R.

Oh boi…

I played it for so many hours. At that time, I didn't know why I kept playing it for more like a year and I felt like a moron that I shouldn't play it for extra hours. But I did.

I didn't pay attention to the internet a lot of the bad things and I didn't get why GameSpot gave 5.4 out of 10 score on PS2.

I was stupid back then.

Then I remember the things of why this game was bad and that GameSpot score made sense: 1) If you go inside the bar, just staying in the middle of the corridor, open the door, you see two dudes inside of the bar but you don't get inside of the bar, but the crosshair indicates with red color aiming at them as enemy AI. I shot them with my default unlimited ammo pistol and they didn't fire me back. So, in short, the enemy AI was piss-poor in various moments.

2) The car physics are questionable often. Wrecked cars are visible if you hit an obstacle or take damage. I like that.

3) Characters' animation are stiff that they barely felt alive.

4) I've encountered some small bugs here and there. Like the game was rushed.

5) Hiring some well-known actors/actresses didn't cut it in DRIV3R. (Michael Madsen, Mickey Rourke, Michelle Rodriguez, Ving Rhames and Iggy Pop are some examples. I have no disrespect to them)

6) I didn't like the story. The characters are pretty much stale as hell, that I forgot their names. The ending was tasteless.

7) The "realism" graphics didn't click me and the environment's texture was mediocre. So I felt apathetic.

and

last but not least...

Well, I do like the licensed soundtrack on the cutscenes and the main menu, except when you free roam in three cities alone.

So, what did I do after the story mode (Undercover) is over?

I took a ride for a shitload of hours.

I was pretending to be kind to the NPCs in three cities, Then I was killing one of those Tom----Timmy Vermicelli, finding secret cars, race a track on Go-kart for some odd reason, and so on…

That was the reason I spent the majority of hours on DRIV3R. It was the fun thing I had.

So, I stopped to play it and I moved on to…

Years later, I played Driver Parallel Lines.

The 70s funk/rock music, 2006 Era music, New York City, The Kid, crime, circuit races, street races, the day to night cycle, side-jobs…

The story? Ehh, I thought it was serviceable, but it's there.

But, man. This was so much better than DRIV3R.

It's not magnificent, but I like it.

[letsrevince]

my buddy tanner always looks at me like this when he checks and sees the tab not around still

social media sites should have a For Tanner tab that shows the stuff my buddy tanner likes

[cloudvisualspew07x]

[m-rod-unofficial]

DRIV3R (2004) desktop wallpaper

[countrylessman]

driver memes time!!!!!

[localrye]

Tagged by @stillforests, thank you!

My top 10 albums of all time:

Touché Amoré - Is Survived By

Good Luck - Into Lake Griffy

Respire - Black Line

Nana Grizol - Ursa Minor

Snag - Snag.

The Pogues - Rum, Sodomy & The Lash

Blackbird Raum - Destroying

Jungbluth - Part Ache

Lankum - Between the Earth and Sky

Ye Vagabonds - The Hare's Lament

tagging (only if you want!): @rogue-driv3r @quartzprinz, @kradljivac-kostiju, @les-derniers-jours, @speed-metal-punk, @forestovblasphemy, @lakegriffy

[raitrolling]

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"This p3rson w4s th3r3 trying to giv3 m3 4 croiss4nt for, 3r... I gu3ss b3c4use th3 t34m put out 4 vid3o r3c3ntly 4nd I s4id I lik3d th3m? But, I didn't r34lis3 th3y w3r3 giving it to m3 to k33p, 4nd, 3r, I just sign3d th3 b4g 4nd g4v3 it b4ck to th3m."

"3r... Oops, my b4d, m4n."

[crashandswirl]

MUSE INFO

Source: The 2004 video game DRIV3R. When interacting with her, there might be violence, blood, injury, death, and drug use. Except for violence, all of these things will be tagged as cw: [subject] when applicable.

Name: Calita Martínez

Also known as: N/A

Eyes: Gray

Hair: Brown

Face claim: TBD

Pronouns: She/her

Age: Twenty-eight

Height: 5'6"/167 cm

Sexual/romantic orientation: Asexual/biromantic (semi-closeted as bi and doesn't know the term asexual)

Occupation: Leader of South Beach, a Miami-based gang that specializes in car theft.

Personality: Calita is cold, calculated, and ambitious. She trusts nobody completely and keeps people at arm's length. She views interactions and connections based on how they can benefit her and believes most others see things the same way. In her opinion, getting attached is dangerous and pointless.

As far as "going too far" is concerned, there is little she would consider as such. This, combined with her generally stone-faced demeanor, contributes to her reputation as being dangerously unpredictable. Making a mistake or messing with Calita will rarely go unpunished.

Her goal of remaining on top all but gives her tunnel vision. Her work is her life and the most important thing to her.

Not much is known about Calita's upbringing, but at fourteen, she runs away and gets involved in gang activities from there. The first time her name becomes noteworthy is in connection to a bar shootout with four members of a gang called the Eights. She puts them all in the hospital and the Eights ceases to exist soon after. She's believed to have acted in self-defense. From there, she starts popping up more frequently. Trafficking of stolen goods, car theft, aggravated assaults, robberies, and the list continues to grow fast. However, it isn't until an incident concerning a Mexican gang that owes South Beach money that they make a real name for themselves. They take South Beach members hostage and say that for every hour Calita doesn't forgive their debt, they'll kill a hostage. In response, she plants explosives around the building and tells them they have four minutes to get out. Aside from a man called Lomaz, all members of both gangs are killed in the explosion.

Verses:

I gotta make my pickup. (Pre-DRIV3R) – South Beach is operating at its peak. Under Calita's lead, they're moving eighty million in stolen cars and guns a year.

The deal's good. (DRIV3R) – South Beach has developed a working relationship with crime lord Charles Jericho, the arch-nemesis of F.B.I. agent John Tanner, who has infiltrated the gang as Calita's new driver.

What do you know about street racing? (Fast & Furious) – Basically the first verse, but South Beach is operating out of Los Angeles.

If the money's there. (Crossovers) – A generic verse for crossovers.

Thread tag: Muse: Calita Martínez

Visage tag: You know who this is.

HC/Info tag: Forget about the cars.

Miscellaneous:

The two members you'll see around Calita most often are Lomaz and Bad Hand. Lomaz is the hardware specialist, but both do dirty work for her.