how much would it be to pay someone to let me sit on their face
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on a related note its half past 12 pm and im just sitting alone in my basement trying to get drunk
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being drunk is fyxkign weird
if youre just the right amoubt of drunk evrrything moves with you
if youre too drink you chomp on uour hand to krep yourself from puking
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i have come to the conclusion that everything tastes approx. one million times better while ur drunk
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i have a third of a bottle of bacardi and its friday lets Go
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