#drunk yui

[menacinmasochist]

can i resquest some yui drunk + subaru?

Yui’s POV:

Reiji told me he left some cranberry juice in the fridge for me but I couldn’t find it, I did however see a clear bottle filled with red liquid in it, maybe he poured all the pouches in here to make more space..? Well I was thirsty so I took it out and poured myself a glass. I sipped it, it was very good! Usually the cranberry juice has a lil bit of a bitter aftertaste that I usually don’t like. I know it would be bad to drink some more but I really did like how this was tasting. So I drank another..and then another..by my 5th cup I started to feel a bit light headed and woozy. It started to get hot, so I left the kitchen and stumbled my way up the stairs, I don’t remember what happened after that but I do remember seeing Subaru’s handsome face. I held his face in my hands, maybe I was dreaming? I could see his face blush slightly he looked both confused and flustered, Subaru was so cute. I just wanted to kiss him a little..so I pecked his cheek. This was my dream, I could kiss Subaru without any issues right..? “What are you doing?” He asked, his voice expressed confusion, I took of my shirt. “Its hot Subaru..I feel so hot..can you touch me with your cold hands..” I tell him, as I take his hand and guide it to my chest, his touch felt so nice. “Are you inviting me..?” Subaru asked, I had no idea what he was talking about I just wanted him to cool me down..

It was hazy but I remember us kissing passionately, I don’t remember how I got on top of him.. or how my underwear came off but I see myself jumping on top of his part, it felt so good to ride him, he was holding my waist and pressing himself up so that he was pounding into me while I rid him, it was sensational…this was such a realistic dream. Would it be wrong to call out Subaru’s name to him..? I began to moan his name out, taking his hands and sucking his fingers, this caused him to flip us over and I instantly felt weird…I was very confused, Subaru was pounding into me..this was not a dream. “What..why Subaru..?” I ask him, he doesn’t seem to care and is more focused on the sex. I tried kept telling him to stop and when I tried pushing him off of me he covered my mouth and continued to ram into me. I was sobbing at this point, I didn’t want this right now..I didn’t even understand how I got here..

After a few more strokes and what felt like a half hour go by he finishes. “Why did you do this to me..?” I ask him, quickly wear my clothes. “Huh? You were the one who came onto me!” He got defensive. “No way, why…how could I?” I ask him back. “I don’t know, you came into my room stripping and taking my hands to touch yourself.” He explained..I didn’t understand what was going on. Until there was a knock on Subaru’s door. It was Laito. “Oooh~ looks like you two just had some wild sex, without me such a shame~! Little Bitch, did you drink the red alcohol I left in the fridge?” Laito comments and then asks me, I just remembered that I did…I had no idea it was alcohol…I have to be more careful next time.

[summercreolefanfictioner]

jigokuraku drunk headcanons (modern au version)

ps. let's just say I wanna know what they do in the wild times (refer to my modern au fic on ao3 for more details) I also didn't include nurugai and mei cause they're kids huhu

gabimaru

does not get drunk

like zilch nada

it's sad cause he drank alcohol at the age of 8 or 9 as part of his training

and bcos his tastebuds are so numb, he actually has no idea if someone poisoned his drink or if he is drinking alcohol at all

might also be the designated driver lol

yui

you know takagi-san from "the teasing master takagi-san"?

the girl who teases her crush in a smooth way and the guy has no chance to get his revenge?

yep that's yui when she's drunk

makes gabimaru blush 24/7 by teasing him in her own innocent way

knows no boundaries bcos she is never ashamed to get close to him (he secretly likes it tho but it's better if they get a room 🫣)

even asked him to kiss her one time in front of their friends (they did but gabimaru held out a hand to cover their lips bcos yuzuriha wanted to take a picture)

does not get hangover

remembers what she did and is surprisingly happy about it

well as long as she's happy then gabi thinks all is well in the world

sagiri

the crying drunk

as someone who follows rules 24/7 and is never one to break down her strong facade, sagiri lets out her cool when under the influence of alcohol

would get soft and mushy abt every single thing

"gabimaru, your love for yui is such an admirable thing!"

😭😭😭

"I am glad I met a person like you, yuzuriha!"

would also mention names of couples from dramas she binge-watched (fyi sagiri is a major fangirl of theatres and dramas as per canon)

gets hangovers

ends up sleeping while crying

gets embarrassed abt what she did the next day

yuzuriha

the laughing drunk

anything can be filled with humor and she makes fun of anything

AND ANYONE (especially toma much to his own dismay)

would even console sagiri while she's crying bcos she loves her like that

even encourages yui to flirt with gabimaru openly just for the sake of getting a blushing pic of him as blackmail

is the main source of all drunk pics and vids

lowkey scared of senta when he's drunk bcos she is suddenly reminded of senta when he's in his study mode

everyone is suddenly friendly to her after drinking parties (some would still not hesitate to threaten her just kidding)

senta

strict scary drunk

the one who commands the rowdy crowd bcos he can and he will

yuzuriha thought senta will just be that one quiet drunk in the corner

until she remembered senta as a focused individual who lectures her bcos of her poor grades

even sagiri and tenza got mad respect towards him

he is clueless abt this alternate personality

and yes no one tells him abt it

toma

the angry drunk

I swear he is angry at anything and anyone

would even pick fights bcos he believes he is righteous like that

it's like shugen has another brother from the criminal side of things 👀

would still go boasting abt how his older bro is the coolest guy he's ever met

but will also fight him bcos he is drunk and his vision is blurry so he doesn't recognize he is speaking to him

would challenge everyone to a drinking game, especially fuchi and gantetsusai

he loses tho

barfs everywhere (might've slept on them too)

is the one who threatens yuzuriha the next day despite hangover

chobe

the buddha drunk

yeah chobe is wild and brash and has that typical yankee attitude but when he drinks, he suddenly turns into the wisest man alive

preaches good things abt life much to toma's chagrin

even tells gabimaru not to resist yui's flirting attempts bcos she is showing her love like that

tells stories abt how he saw toma as a baby and how it turned his life for the better

"I don't mind doing everything for my brother"

he says that with a gentle smile on his face (creepiest thing ever)

would also cry with sagiri abt soft and mushy things

he's not bothered by his drunk antics tho (but toma is hence why he is on his way to strangle yuzuriha)

tenza

delirious drunk

like he sees things no one sees and laughs about it

acts like he's best buds with everyone

has the habit of taking his clothes off bcos it's so warm and he's feeling hot (does not even care if there are people around)

would even defend this habit by saying "being naked should be normalized! people don't wear clothes centuries ago!"

does not remember everything until nurugai tells him abt it

apologizes to everyone the next day

shion

another delirious one

tbh he can handle alcohol so well but for a blind man, he "sees" things (based on his pov lol)

he tells everyone how tenza looks like a slug of meatball

also walks in a zigzag manner but still thinks he's walking on a straight path

in fear that he might be involved in further accidents, fuchi decides to throw the liquid out of his cup out the window

lectures everyone the next day abt how excessive drinking can ruin their lives (um excuse me????)

shugen

another crying one

tbh no one really invited him (except for sagiri)

is actually a combination of sagiri and toma tho

would fight everyone but would also cry when the other person fights back

"why are you fighting me? didn't you know that war is bad?"

lectures gabimaru abt not flirting back with yui

"you should be grateful your lady is showing adoration for you and your manliness"

mans up the next day and takes responsibility for his shameful actions

jikka

the drunk who acts like they're soooooo drunk

I won't elaborate any further cause jikka is always drinking in the manga

yes he also has blackmail pics and videos like yuzuriha

beware of him at all costs

fuchi and gantetsusai

designated drivers

I joined these two bcos they both observe the people at the party

and they could really hold their alcohol pretty well

at par with gabimaru ngl

would always look out for shion in case he destroys things

also calms senta down when he's angry

tbh gabimaru was their designated driver lol

but bcos gabimaru is ummm "busy" with his wife, they're the ones tasked with taking care of everyone

teases the shit out of everyone bcos no one fights against them

[oblako]

LOVE to see it <3 would love to see more of it <3

[chiefyakousdilftits]

YuiKou Headcannon Under The Cut !! ✨

Yui, drunk ; “ I just feel like I’m failing everyone, and everything I do is wrong. I know I’m never enough for anybody and that everything I have tried has ended in failure, I don’t deserve happiness, I don’t deserve to have a good life, I’m not important, I’m not special - 😭😭 “

Yakou, drunk ;

[kodapi]

    ❝ You called at a weird time. The boss is, uh... ❞

     ‹ After Yui paused to trail off, one could hear a familiar man in the background, his voice raised to an excited shouting in Japanese. If it were not clearly Shuuji's voice, one would be forgiven thinking she had a Japanese Game Show blaring from a television from how animated the detective sounded. Those with even just a basic grasp on the language would spot the frequent mentions of "dogs," specifically... puppies. Those with a better grasp would realize Shuuji was commentating on an episode of Puppy Bowl as though he were a broadcaster for a Japanese livestream of the episode — but no understanding was necessary to take in the fact that this man was getting extremely emotional over it. Like one could almost hear the tears. ›

    ❝ We made the mistake of letting him get drunk to secure a spot on a case later. Do you... just wanna call back later? Or you can try to come in, if you don't mind — ❞

    ❝ YOOOOOOSH! PANCAAAAAKE!! ❞

    ❝ ... That. ❞

[urban-unease]

The guys have ABSOLUTELY played this right?!

[dialovers-lover-xoxo]

Ayato: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night

Laito: You were flirting with Yui

Ayato: So what? She's my girlfriend

Laito: You asked if she was single

Kanato: And cried when she said she wasn't

[robert-del-naja-god]

Epic moment of 3D and Daddy G receiving from 2D the award for the Contribution To British Music, at the 54th Ivor Novello Awards (Photo by Yui Mok, 2009). Robert is wearing some fancy costume but i forgot the name of designer (once i found it in designer’s ig i lost it forever). I guess after, before and during they all were completely drunk

[ayatosschlong]

FRAT BOY AYATO SAKAMAKI HEADCANONS (ft. frat boy Yuma)

warnings: some nsfw. mention of alcohol, drugs, and spiking.

got accepted into university with bare minimum grades but what really got him in is basketball scholarships and dad's money/connections

now this is a very important detail. he wears a backwards hat and he has a tongue piercing

one of his frat's traditions is having girls take polaroid pictures of their tits and they hang them up on a wall in the frat house. whoever is voted best tits by the frat is the fraternity sweetheart for that year

like he and his frat bros just sit at a table passing tit pics around and they each give a rating

Ayato: "this bitch is a chichinashi. i rate her tits about a 2"

Yuma: "but shape over size bro.."

he probably keeps some of those polaroids under his pillow and goons to that shit

dorm roommate is Yuma

Ayato is definitely the messy roommate and Yuma is more responsible with the cleaning. like there are several times Yuma has to sit him down and be like "alright bro listen i'm glad you're getting bitches but can you please stop leaving used condoms on the floor"

and whenever Yuma is on his ass again about his poor housekeeping he'll text you and be like "yo wanna come over? my roommate's being a buzzkill rn but i'll kick him out" just to annoy Yuma and because he's horny

and oh yeah there are many times he's had to kick Yuma out just bc he wanted to fuck (and vice versa lol)

the inside of his car is full of empty energy drink cans, ripped plan B boxes, random panties from girls he's hooked up with and whose names he doesn't even remember, and a Black Ice Little Trees car freshener but it barely works anymore

does not take his first 1-2 years of university seriously. all that matters is that he fucking finally has a taste of freedom and he loves the college experience

he spends those years partying and getting shitfaced like there are so many times he shows up to his 8 AM classes with a hangover

would experiment with every party drug ever

is very competitive at drinking games especially beer pong

at parties he probably spikes girls' drinks or takes advantage of them when they're drunk tbh

JUMPS OFF THE ROOF INTO THE POOL AT PARTIES EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. he just loves the attention and people hyping him up

probably does stupid shit at parties like throwing a bathtub out the window

he and Yuma shotgun or chug beer at parties and they peer pressure Subaru to drink more than he can handle (poor Subaru)

they've also once made Yui do a keg stand at a party

Yuma usually has more control of his alcohol intake at parties and the next day he has to be the one taking care of Ayato whenever he has a hangover

like sometimes Ayato accidentally skips his morning classes bc he's still asleep in the dorm recovering from a hangover and Yuma has to burst in and be like "oi! wake the fuck up man"

he and Yuma are gym rats. other than the basketball court and parties he can also be found at the campus's gym a lot

he loves chill carti songs. like i can imagine one of the best memories you'd have with him is going on a night drive with him and his friends and while you're in the backseat with him he's teaching you how to hit a bong for the first time while this song is playing and he makes fun of you for being inexperienced with things like smoking but omg you feel butterflies and you just wanna kiss him. DO YOU SEE THE VISION

other times you accidentally get high bc he keeps blowing smoke at your face and he teaches you how to inhale by blowing the smoke in your mouth before kissing you so you don't cough it out (literally got this hc from twitter oomf)

around his 3rd year or so is when the academics start getting harder and that's when he has to start settling down with all the parties if he doesn't wanna get kicked off the basketball team for having poor grades. he's like "shit i fr gotta lock in right now" and becomes more responsible and starts taking his future more seriously

but bc he never learned to develop good study habits during his first 2 years he never gets enough sleep and he starts getting addicted to energy drinks from constantly having to pull all-nighters to study (i'm in the same situation as a junior in uni right now so i get him aw)

he also can't focus on studying unless you're with him or unless you're in his bed bc your presence is just comforting to him for some reason?? and bc he just CANNOT stand silence like he needs someone to talk to or else he'll go crazy

there are many times he gets warned that he could get kicked off the basketball team bc of his grades slipping but somehow and some way he always gets back up and does better bc he can do anything he puts his mind to <3

[taldigi]

If I may ask, what's the reason for the kings game being altered in the ng+ version And kanjis hair not being dyed?

the alteration is mostly due to.. its fun. I think drunk scenes can be fun and lead to interesting story things- but the kings game is way underutilized in that aspect.

as for Kanji- the overall idea of the AU is "New Game+" (as well as kind of being a "modded game" asa result) and so.. things have changed, very very minorly. Persona 4 itself doesn't do much visually, but my fav comparison is how Wind Waker handles it''s NG+:

Yui starts with maxed stats gained from last year.. it translates as her having the the intelligence and confidence she gained from the year previously (The original play-though was a Yu who didn't know the dungeons well and took longer than he should have to clear them, did not ace his tests, and did not max any social links). Some characters have new looks and costumes (based on mods) including but not limited to: Blue-eyed teddie, black-hair kanji, and short-haired yukiko. She also looses access to her strength arcana friends, but gains a new one in the form of Aika at the home ec club.

[despairtwins]

@jinjojess

We Were Never Friends With Darkness And Would, In Fact, Prefer It Leave Us Alone: Chapter One

Summary: The problem with running from your problems before they become problems is that they don't just disappear. They're still there when you return, and as it so happens, sometimes they've gotten bigger than you can handle (if you could even handle them before).

Or: Kyoko makes good on what she told Yui and runs away before Yui can be used against her by the Victims' Relief Committee. But running away and remaking herself and hiding doesn't fix anything, and coming back later to a class full of people who might want to be friends with her only makes things worse.

Especially when one of those friends might just happen to think that she's kind of cute.

For DR Rarepair Week 2024 Day Five: Gift Giving/Peace, hosted by @dr-rarepair-week-blog.

Chapter Rating: T. Fic Rating: T.

AO3

Kyoko runs.

If asked, she’ll never say that’s what she did.  It’s a tactical action.  When in a fight with a stronger enemy, sometimes it is best to pull back and regroup.

Never mind that Kyoko and Yui have been constantly and consistently winning each of their battles, never mind that right now things seem to be in a bit of a stalemate, never mind that if Yui does fall to their temptations then they can reach Kyoko no matter where she goes throughout the world—

Kyoko runs, and Kyoko determines to never open a single black envelope sent her way, and Kyoko uses her detective skills to hide herself as completely as she can because she would rather run and hide and disappear into the vast darkness of the world than confront the possibility of Yui’s hands being stained.

(Her very identity screams against this.  She’s on a case.  Even if she’s not being paid for it, she’s still tracking down the Victims’ Relief Committee with Yui.  That is the thing that she is doing.  No matter who dies, no matter who gets sacrificed, no matter what happens – this is what she is doing, and it’s shooting her rank in the DSC higher and higher, which means that Hope’s Peak has to notice her, that her dad its headmaster has to acknowledge her existence – but she will literally throw all of that away if it means….)

((It’s harder to run from Yui.  She tells herself that it’s necessary.  She refuses to say it’s because she doesn’t trust her onee-sama.))

Kyoko runs, and she runs, and she doesn’t look back.

~

That black envelope never comes.

Kyoko fulfills cases under another name, stealing from the ideas that Lico laid before her (What’s in a name?  If she leaves behind Kirigiri, then what is she?  Still the same, still the same, still the same), and sends those in months later to the DSC.  Her rank grows, but they cannot know where she is or where she is going, and so her original plan, at least in part, is still fulfilled.

Hope’s Peak still scouts her under that other name because they are better at finding wayward children to fill their coffins than the DSC is (or maybe the Victims’ Relief Committee always could find her and gave up the moment she ran; she doesn’t know what their plans for her were, and so she cannot say, can only guess, and the ache of that hole beats harsh in her chest every now and again, if she allows herself to think on it, which she doesn’t) – and Hope’s Peak still invites her because even under all of her disguises, her dad its headmaster still recognizes her (it makes her sick, he makes her sick, she makes herself sick) – and she hesitates before accepting.

It’s been years.

If Yui was going to do anything, she would have done it already, and either she did and the Victims’ Relief Committee never tried to break Kyoko’s heart by forcing her to return and confront her fall or she didn’t and the time away, maybe, saved her.

Yui’s an adult now.  She’s likely in college somewhere.  If she’s smart, she’s somewhere far, far away.  Somewhere safe.

(Kyoko knows better.  Yui would throw herself away to save someone else – anyone else – not because she thinks so lowly of herself, but because that’s her duty as a detective.  Not to find the truth, like Kyoko does, but to save people.

Yui would make a good Super Sentai or magical girl – the hero of the story.  She has so much hope and so much guilt and—

(The Victims’ Relief Committee tempted people of a variety of ages.  They could still tempt Yui as an adult.  But if she’s survived this long without giving in, then Kyoko likes to believe she will survive just a little while longer.))

Kyoko hesitates, and Kyoko accepts, and Kyoko puts herself in a place where the Victims’ Relief Committee could find her again, if they wanted.

(Kyoko runs her fingers along the black ribbons she’s never stopped wearing and wonders if she’s just giving in.)

~

At school, they call her Hibiki Haruko.

The name is as fake as Junko Enoshima’s smile (or Sayaka Maizono’s – both Ultimates chosen for their ability to fake a personality to the population on a large scale – or even Celeste’s entire everything – because from her name to her accent to her hair to her supposed heritage, everything about that girl is fake), but outside of their headmaster (and perhaps his scout), no one seems to know.  She’s learned, in her time away, to be gentle with people, to put on an air that makes her seem both trustworthy and forgettable, and she knows – she knows – that a few of them catch her out (Junko, again, who seems carefully curated to catch out those who don’t want to be caught, with those piercing eyes that cut right through her; but Sakura, too, who notes when she doesn’t go on donut runs with Hina, who tells her that if she ever needs anything (even if that means protection or a bodyguard) to just ask, and Mukuro, who looks at her like she’s someone familiar, like she’s seen her before, even if it isn’t Kyoko that she’s seen).  Sometimes Makoto gives her a curious look, sometimes it seems like he’s going to ask her a question, but either he gives up or he forgets before he asks.

The thing about running away once is that Kyoko – Hibiki – keeps running.

If they could use Yui, then they could use any of her classmates, provided she gets close enough to them.  It doesn’t matter that, in the end, they hadn’t used Yui, just like it doesn’t matter that there’s no proof that they would use one of her classmates. It’s that they could, and once she believed that enough to flee the literal country, that belief was never really going to die.

Sure, it’s lonely when the rest of her classmates pair up – or group up – and she’s left on the outside of the fish tank, one hand pressed against the glass, as she looks in on the rest of them.

But it’s safer.

For her them.

~

Junko drunkenly kisses her exactly once.

“Hibiki,” she’d slurs, “you’re so….”  Her voice trails off, and she falls forward until her forehead rests on Kyoko’s shoulder.  “So cute.”

Kyoko stays still, straight, as though that will do anything.  “Junko, you’re drunk.”  (But she can’t smell the alcohol, so maybe Junko is only pretending.  If she is, she’s doing a very good job of it.)

“No, I’m not.”  Junko brushes her nose along Kyoko’s neck, which makes it a lot harder to stand still, but she does it anyway.  “I’m just—”  She chokes back a sob. “You’re so pretty.  You’re like a ghost.”

How did Junko even get alcohol anyway?

(One of the upper classmen is literally the Ultimate Yakuza, and one of their own classmates is old enough to drink, and Kyoko’s asking how Junko got drunk.  She’d been talking about a huge party she wanted to go to earlier.  That was probably it.  Kyoko never goes to their parties.  At least, not for long enough to be more than an appearance just so that no one questions why she never goes – they can’t say she never goes when they’ve seen her there, even if only briefly.)

“You should…you should let me dress you up, Hibiki-chan,” Junko purrs soft in her ear.  “Celeste thinks she’s so pretty, but put you in deep violets, and you’d…you’d be….”

Kyoko flinches.

“No, no, no, no, I’m not gonna hurt you.”  Junko wraps an arm around Kyoko’s waist and burrows her head into Kyoko’s collarbone.  “I’d never hurt you—”

“I didn’t say you would.”

But Junko pulls back just enough to search Kyoko’s face with those bloodshot eyes.  “You’re scared of me?”

“No­—”

“You’re scared of all of us.”  Junko’s eyes narrow, and she sways a bit, even though she sounds more sure of herself when she speaks.  “You don’t need to be,” she whines, drawing that last word out as her face grows redder.

Kyoko sighs.  “I already told you, I’m not.”

Junko takes Kyoko’s face in both of her hands, the tips of her deep red nails sharp against her skin, and she pulls Kyoko closer to her.  “Did I tell you you’re pretty?  Because you’re sooooooo pretty, Hibiki-chan.”

“Junko.  You’re drunk.  You need to go—”

Then Junko kisses her.

It is sloppy and uncomfortable (and doesn’t taste of alcohol, which means Junko’s definitely pretending) and then, suddenly, it isn’t, and it doesn’t matter because Junko should not be kissing her, no one should be kissing her, they will see—

Kyoko pushes her away, ignores the pain in Junko’s face (and even more ignores the whining “Hibiki-chaaaaaaan!” behind her), and runs away.

It’s an instinct.  A necessity.

And it doesn’t matter.

The next morning, Junko is gone, and a black envelope waits in Kyoko’s mailbox.

(At least they addressed it to Hibiki Haruko and not to Kyoko Kirigiri, but at this point, does it really even matter?)

~

Kyoko wonders, idly, what will happen if she never opens the envelope.

Technically, if she doesn’t open it, that’s just putting off the starting time.  It isn’t, strictly speaking, choosing not to play.  That would be opening the envelope and then choosing not to chase the trail.  If she never opens it, then maybe….

(She knows that isn’t how this works, but she wants to pretend.  She wants to pretend for as long as she can.)

Kyoko shoves the envelope into the inside pocket of her tailored jacket, glances at the single bullet mark scar in the center of her hand, and sets off to find the nearest detective agency.

~

In a world where she didn’t run, maybe Kyoko would have ended up working at Samidare Detective Agency.  Perhaps if she had, it wouldn’t look nearly as empty as it does now.  She can imagine more than the single desk in the back of the office, more than the single filing cabinet, more than an old desktop (not even a laptop, but a desktop so thick that she’s honestly surprised it still runs), more than an office that seems so pristine and dustless that it’s clear its single occupant rarely gets any cases at all – or, if she does, certainly doesn’t take any money from her clients to upgrade any of the rundown furniture scattered here and there.  The chairs don’t match.  The bookshelves don’t match, and they’ve barely got a book or two on them.

In that world, Kyoko imagines three desks: hers, Yui’s, and Licorne’s.  (Lico would be here, she’s sure of it.  He would travel back from wherever he’d landed to be part of their little family again, regardless of whether she wanted him there or not.)  Lico’s, of course, would be just as pristine as Yui’s now is, not because he didn’t get any cases but because he didn’t need anything to figure them out.  Yui’s would be covered with papers, the computer would be significantly better, and there would be multiple filing cabinets here, there, and everywhere.

Kyoko cannot imagine what her own desk would look like.  Her brain fails her there.

In this world, Samidare Detective Agency is as it is now.  Empty.  Unadorned.  Hidden in a little spot in an alley where there’s probably just as much crime outside as there is brought in here to be solved.  Kyoko has just enough time to run a finger along Yui’s desk and note the picture before the bell at the front door jingles.

“I thought I locked it.  Hope no one tried to steal the computer—”

“No one’s going to steal that thing, Yui onee-sama.  They’d lose money on it.”

“Well, it’s all I could aff...ord.”  Yui pauses with her right shoe half off, her fingers still curved into it, her other hand pressed to the wall to hold herself steady, and glances up.  She hesitates, the wheels in her head turning, whirring, and finally, she says, “Kyoko?”

Kyoko’s gaze drops.  “I’m sorry for worrying you, onee-sama,” she murmurs, tucking strands of her hair back behind one ear, “but yes.  It’s me.”  She sucks her lower lip between her teeth.  “And I….”  When she glances up, when she meets Yui’s eyes, her heart pounds hopelessly.  “I need your help.”

At her words, Yui softens.  She drops her shoe to the floor with a soft tap and eases, almost.  “Alright,” she says, hiding the smile that threatens to break across her face like the first glimmer of sunlight through a storm cloud.  “I’ll see what I can do.”

[diaboliksupern0va]

Ayato: I wasn’t that drunk. Yui: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. Ayato: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

[menacinmasochist]

DL Boys reacting to Yui breaking their heart completely:

Shu: He'd have so many regrets, would hate himself for loving and trusting a human again, would despise that he opened up and allowed himself to care about someone, he'd fall back into depression.

Reiji: He knows his self worth, he would be so bitter and always drag her name through the mud any chance he gets. He would move on pretty quickly but would eventually come to just hate her.

Ayato: A typical guy when it comes to a breakup, he's partying, having fun trying to meet new people, then realizing that there's no one like her in this world and it would cause his frenzy to be over, he'd try calling and texting her like a month after the breakup.

Kanato: He would kill her tbh, she ain't leaving him. If he can't have her, no one else can..

Laito: He would just propose for them to have an open relationship because he doesn't want her to leave but he'll be fine with her seeing other people, she obviously doesn't want to do that so he kinda falls into despair and takes it out sexually.

Subaru: surprisingly would be very understanding, would make the mistake of trying to still be in her life but getting hurt each time, it would pain him knowing she's not his anymore but he still wants to protect her from the distance, would occasionally hook up/drink her blood though.

Ruki: He would feel so betrayed and disgusted, he will never trust a woman again. But would stalk her throughout life, doing silent check ups but never reach out to her.

Kou: He'd move on rather quickly, like a typical guy just surround himself with new girls but then that feeling dies down and he'll miss her like crazy, he'd get so drunk he'd call and text her, might even show up at her front door.

Yuma: Would be in a lot of pain but he would use this time to heal and better himself as much as possible so that she knows what she fumbled on.

Azusa: He might literally kill himself from a broken heart, this is the first painful thing he doesn't like at all. He would try to make himself feel better by harming himself which would lead to him eventually dying.

Carla: He would laugh in her face and literally abduct her, he still wants children from her, once she gives him 2-3 kids he will let her rot away by herself all she wants, but he is not done with her yet.

Shin: He'd avoid her as much as possible, but still harass her, also he's the type to prank call her just to hear her voice.

Kino: He would gaslight her, she's not breaking up with him, he's breaking up with her and she's going to come running back to him all for him to constantly reject her..

[nijigasakilove]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how awesome it is to see a healthy adult sexual relationship in an anime? Like this is genuinely the first anime I’ve watched where it feels like two actual adults. No exaggerated reactions, no over the top jokes, just two regular ass office workers trying to stay on top of work.. and each other. They got their cute wholesome moments, but also not afraid to be intimate. Love it.

And don’t get me started on how cute it was that he refused to make a move on Yui before hearing what was on her mind. He knew she was overcompensating and upset over something, so he hears her out and assures her that she’s the only one for him. Fucking love that. Notice Yui doesn’t get all scared and start running away, she admits she’s insecure and then goes in for the kill with the special lingerie!

Looks like he had Yui worn out that next day at work because she was seeing stars in that elevator lmaooo. Respect for telling the girls he has a girlfriend and enjoys spending his off days with her! Such a cute episode.

Somei and Hayakawa might give these two a run for their money though.. I’m rooting for you Hayakawa! You can beat the drunk allegations lmao. I’ll never get how Crunchyroll didn’t pick this show up but picks up 1000 seasonal isekai slop shows or even Medakawa.

[evangelion-unit-01]

Welcome to the Yui Ikari Dating Simulator!

In the Yui Ikari Dating Simulator, you play as Gendo Rokubungi, a withdrawn and taciturn research student who isn't looking for love.

One day, however, you run into a mysterious young woman, and you may find your interest piqued...

Fall in love or fail miserably, the choice is up to you!

About:

This game is built using Renpy. You as the player have the ability to make choices and influence how the game ends based on said choices. There are multiple endings and game overs.

All art besides title screens and maybe backgrounds will be hand drawn by me.

The story is based loosely on headcanons and actual Neon Genesis Evangelion lore from the Rebuilds and Summer in Eden. It features Mari, Fuyutsuki, Naoko, and Kyoko as supporting characters.

This game will contain sensitive content, including violence, drunkeness, attempted assault, and misogyny. None of these things are condoned by the narrative.

Most importantly, the game is unfinished! If you want to show your support, feel free to drop a comment or reblog and follow. I will be posting semi-regular updates with progress.

[hopes-memorial]

Very very late drunk starter for @yui-samidare-reborn bc I didn't forget totally not

Mei wasn't really one for drinking, if she was honest. But with the case wrapping up, she found herself celebrating with a few of the other lawyers on her grandparent's insistence, something she would refuse if her coworker didn't tell her that there was coffee there.

The taste of the Old Duck Blind cocktail was nicer than she anticipated, though she rarely drank, and that was leading to her quickly getting inebriated... which is how Yui found her.

Smiling at the other woman with a drunken grin, she motions for her to come over, wrapping an arm around her once Yui was close enough in a half hug, half lean on her. "H-hey... its... good to see ya! You're... you look great tonight, how've ya been?"