#dude is just so ready to please Kohga

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I feel bad asking because I feel like you're probably tired of everyone being suddenly obsessed with your mpreg fic, but Imma try anyway: is there any chance you'd consider writing a little pregnant sex scene, with Sooga just lusting/obsessing over Kohga's giant tummy? I man, Sooga's breeding kink has got to be beyond satisfied now. With a side order of him talking to the babies and creeping Kohga out, because that image is, frankly, hilarious? XD

No no! Ask away for ANY of my fics! Seriously. Stroke my ego. Pls.

(no cap im amazed that out of ALL my fics, the one with preggy Kohga is the one people liked the most. Ya'll fucked. I love it)

"Move move move-"

Sooga didn't mean to be so rude, but in this crowded hallway, he had to be. Master Kohga was awaiting his dessert, and Sooga was running late (some issue with the ice that he SWORE he took care of earlier). Kohga had been greatly affected by the new pregnancy, mainly in temperament. He was bossier, louder, angrier than he had ever been. And Sooga loved waiting upon him. He made his way to his room, carefully opening the door with his tray in his hands. Kohga sat there, nude, save for his silk robe, and looking bigger than ever. He had his arms folded across his chest, clearly not happy.

"You took. SO long, Sooga."

"I apologize, there was a situation with the ice. But, it's here now. Please, enjoy."

Kohga accepted it from him, before turning the bowl over in his hands. If he accepted it, he’d eat it. If he didn’t, well. Sooga would feel his fury. He breathed a sigh of relief once Kohga started to tuck in, seeming to no longer be quite so angry. Sooga put his cup of tea next to him on the night stand. He made it extra hot, so it’d be just warm enough for him to properly enjoy it. Kohga stuffed his mouth full of his dessert, before sighing comfortably. Good, that was a sound that meant he wouldn’t get hit.

“Sooga.”

“Yes, Master Kohga?”

“You keep staring.”

“I...apologize. You being pregnant is still so jarring to me. You...look exactly how I pictured you.”

“Pfft. Simp.”

He chuckled, finishing off his ice cream, and handing the bowl to Sooga. Sooga took the bowl from him, and put it on the tray, right next to the tea. He was about to hand him the drink, before stopping.

“Master Kohga? You look sore. Would you like a massage?”

Kohga thought it over, before shrugging, putting his arms behind his head.

“Yeah. I’d like that actually. Dealing with this is hell.”

“I’m so sorry, my Master. Please, allow me to ease your poor aches.”

Sooga oiled up his hands, before crawling into bed. Due to his rather obvious belly, Sooga had to massage his hands, legs, and shoulders, rather than having him lay down on his back. Not that he minded. He liked seeing Master Kohga like this. Leaned back against his bed, surrounded by sheets and pillows, just letting himself be adored. Sooga's hands wandered from his shoulders, down to his hands. He held onto one of his hands, lightly massaging his fingers in his hands. It felt good, seeing his fiery husband all relaxed, all settled, all...incredible, really.

“About time you finally put some damn work in, Sooga. I was getting SO pissed after my video call with Mipha.”

“Did she say something rude?”

“No, she was hanging out with Revali, and HE called me a lazy ass. I told him ‘I made a lung, the fuck did YOU do today?’. Guy is so stuck up.”

“Crass as he may be, he has talents to back him up, Master Kohga. But of course, you’re in the right.”

“COURSE I’m in the-oh, that’s the spot~”

Sooga chuckled. His poor Master Kohga needed his knuckles cracked occasionally, and he could tell it made him feel SO much better.

“You needed that, poor thing.”

“Ugh, I really did. Now what do YOU need?”

“Hmm?”

“You’re gawking. You want something. I’m in a better mood, so what do you want?”

He loved how well Kohga knew him. He leaned up to him, lightly pushing his mask to the side. He pressed his lips right against his, and felt his body shiver once Kohga’s fingers lightly fumbled with his ears. He pulled away, trying not to show how excited he was from just a simple kiss.

“You. I want you. If I may be so humbled.”

“Can we even DO that?”

“We can, I asked Mipha.”

Kohga snorted, lightly shaking his head.

“Course YOU’D ask, pervert. Alright, alright. Come on then, ravage me~”

Oh this image would be burned into his mind for the rest of his life. The sight of a nude, plump Kohga, arms spread out to embrace him, and a smirk at his lips. Was he a lucky man or what?

“With pleasure, my Master.”

He wrapped his arms around him, embracing him as he smothered his lips in his. He kept going for kiss after kiss, even while he pulled his already hard cock out. He had been aroused since he walked in, and suffice to say, he was plenty ready. He kept himself snuggled between Master Kohga’s legs, as he slowly pushed himself in. He was usually more romantic, but he couldn’t go through the slow process of prepping him, not today. Instead, he kept his hands on his hips, pulling and pushing him in rhythm to his own movements.

“Hoo, look at you today. It’s crazy, I can boss you around all day, and you can still get super hard for me at the end of the day.”

Sooga nodded, letting Kohga just sit there and watch. Kohga didn’t want to do any work aside from checking out Sooga’s frame, and Sooga didn’t mind at all.

“Always. I love it when you boss me around. It means you have a use of me. Means there’s a task for me, and only me. And I’d do anything for you.”

“Stop.”

Sooga whined as he forced himself to stop moving. His cock was already throbbing inside of him, and every fiber of his being hated not making love to him. 

“D-did I say something wrong?”

“No. You just whine when I make you stop, and it’s cute. Now, pump my cock for me. I’d do it, buuut well. You’re doing it for me.”

Sooga nodded, obeying him as he stroked his cock, nice and fast, just how he liked it. Kohga chuckled, running his fingers through his hair as he sat there, and enjoyed it. He looked right up at Sooga the whole time, letting him suffer. But Sooga didn’t mind. He liked knowing he was pleasing him. Pleasing not only his love, but the bearer of his children. Then Kohga snapped his fingers, and Sooga finally continued, thrusting himself into his ass while he continued to pump his cock.

“You’re so beautiful, Master Kohga. So precious to me.”

He buried his face in his neck, kissing at his bare, warm skin. His lips roamed from his neck, right down to his belly. Something about kissing them as he did...it did something to him. Kohga cried out as Sooga wasn’t being so gentle as he was a second ago, mainly in surprise.

“Geez Sooga, easy boy, easy!”

Kohga tried to hide his arousal in laughter, but Sooga knew better. The way he started to grumble, the way his grip on his body turned desperate.

“I can’t. I really can’t. Look at you. So beautiful, so full of life.”

“Oh. Oh god dammit this was a pregnancy kink-”

Sooga silenced his lips with a kiss, forcing his moans into his lips. Once he parted, Kohga rolled his eyes.

“You wanna fuck me because I’m pregnant. God dammit, Sooga, I thought you were gonna be fucking normal for once.”

“But you’re SO lovely! Look at you! You’re EVERYTHING I wanted! Not to mention ever since your pregnancy, you’ve been SO full of hormones. I can sense them. I can feel them. You’re so needy and demanding, I adore fulfilling every single need of yours. Be it food, massages, or this. I could make love to you for hours if you let me.”

Kohga wanted to tell him off, but god dammit how can you talk shit when you were getting a lovesick stud fucking you up the ass. He bit onto his knuckle, already feeling like he was leaking precum all over Sooga’s poor hand.

“Whatever, Sooga. Just finish me off, you know I get pissed when I don’t finish.”

“So angry~....do you think they’ll be angry too? How adorable, three fussy little ones!”

Sooga was somehow able to keep up the pace while he leaned down to kiss at his tummy.

“Are you three going to be a problem, just like your father? Are you going to be this cute? Are you going to be as cute as he is? I know the answer to the last one! Yes I do!”

Kohga smacked his face with his palm, sighing. God dammit, why did he have to make it weird when he was getting a full throbbing cock right up the ass.

“Sooga, I do NOT want to nut while you’re talking to three fucking fetusus.”

“But they’re precious! I love them! I love YOU! I care about nothing but the four of you!”

Kohga wanted to tell him to shut up, but Sooga let go of his hip, and smacked his ass. Not a weak smack either. A nice, hard smack that you knew was just going to leave a mark. It was just hard enough for Kohga to cum, getting his fluids all over Sooga’s hand. And Sooga, totally obsessed with his pregnant man, licked it all off his hand, as if it was fresh honey. Kohga sat there, heating up like a tea kettle, as Sooga sat there, awaiting further orders. Kohga nodded towards him.

“Alright, alright. You did good. You wanna finish inside?”

“...can I finish...outside?”

“Where are you-”

Kohga didn’t even know why he asked. He scoffed, and motioned with his hand for him to carry on. Sooga pulled out, and, making sure he didn’t put weight on Kohga, started to pump his cock. It was a slow, tedious stroking that Kohga had no idea how he got off to.

“You’re so full of beautiful life. Three CHILDREN. Oh fuck what if they’re all big, strong boys?”

Kohga mumbled some kind of insult, before he shook his head. Sooga’s ‘dad’ fetish was so fucking weird, he didn’t get it. But hey, he liked sounding and Sooga didn’t, they were both kinda fucking weird. So, might as well indulge him.

“Boys, girls, doesn’t matter does it? Because they’re OUR kids, and our family, and-”

Sooga wouldn’t even let him finish his sentence. He came with a swear, and came on his stomach. A big load at that, all over his stomach. Even then, Sooga wasn’t happy with just that, smearing the mess around with his cock. Kohga rolled his eyes, letting him have a moment to do his weird thing. After a second though, he snapped his fingers, getting his attention.

“You done?”

“I...yes. For the most part.”

“Good, I want a bath.”

“...can we stay for a minute?”

“Fucks sake-you can help me wash this off.”

“Deal.”

Sooga leaned down to kiss his lips, grinning from ear to ear.

“I love you all.”

“God you’re an idiot. Hurry up with the bath, I want extra bubbles.”

“Right away.”

Sooga kissed his stomach once more, before quickly jumping out of bed and into the bath. Kohga sighed, looking at his stomach.

“You guys make him so happy, it’s stupid. You better not steal my spotlight, any of you.”

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Please give me poly kogha, sooga and s/o going on a misson when its really a suprise birthday party for sooga that both kogha and s/o planned out cuz both of them are dorks and love there man, can be nsfw or sfe, i just want more of them, also aoc should be getring sooga as a playable charactor this year in augest so I'm very excited

FINALLY some zelda asks in this bitch, thank you Demi. Also, if I can complain about something for a second- I’m not into the actual gameplay for aoc? Even on easy it’s annoying, and takes FOREVER to do a level. I missed botw, i could save anytime on any bitch. Call me crazy, but I would've preferred some turn based combat.

“You sure you can handle this?”

“If my master wishes for it, I can handle anything.”

The Yiga clan had gotten intel on where the chosen one would be residing in for the night. It was but some little inn, one he hadn’t quite heard about. It was new, if he had to guess. Either way, it was some small place but a bit away from the Hateno village. A quiet place for the quiet prey. He looked towards you, and signed for you to go around the back, just in case he tried to escape from your attacks. While you were but a foot soldier, you were more than capable to handle the hero, at least till he got there. You grinned behind your mask, obeying his command. You knew that was exactly how he was going to handle this. You snug towards the back, using the trees as cover. You made sure he didn’t see you, before entering from the rather well hidden cellar level. Everyone was there, hiding in the darkness. You nudged one of the members.

“He’s keeping watch outside. Is our ‘Link’ ready?”

“Yep, he’s on the way, we even got him a horse to make it look legit.”

“And the cake?”

“Standing and waiting. We’re all set.”

You all waited until ‘Link’ walked in, slowly, with Kohga following right behind him. As silent, and as careful as ever, your Sooga. He carefully snuck up behind Link, and quicker than a flash, he had him on his back, on the floor. His weapon raised above their helms, but right before the weapon could pierce him between his eyes, the lights suddenly came on, and everyone jumped out of their respective hiding places.

“SURPRISE!!!”

Sooga looked around, totally confused. He looked at the blonde boy underneath him.

“If this is some foolery, champion, I will not-”

“Sooga, dude, it’s me!”

With a flash, Link turned into another footclan soldier, giving a wild wave from between Sooga’s fat thighs. Sooga got off of him, helping him to his feet, and finally getting a good look at the place. Streamers, confetti, balloons, and a cake just as big as he was in the center of the room.

“All of this is for?....”

You grinned as you wrapped an arm around his hip.

“Your birthday, duh! Did you think we’d forget?”

“So….you all faked a mission, to celebrate MY birthday? Why didn’t you just celebrate it?”

“We really wanted to surprise you! Plus, we knew you wouldn’t willingly want to make it all about you. Sucks now, because we MADE it about you.”

Despite the masks, you could tell Sooga was smiling. He bonked his mask against yours in a sign of appreciation, before looking at the cake.

“I….suppose I HAVE to celebrate it now, especially with a cake that size. I take it this was you and master Kohga’s idea?”

“Yep!”

“I figured. Speaking of, where is the mast-”

“SURPRISE!!!”

The top of the cake suddenly flung off, and of course, there was Kohga. Covered in cake. And lots, and LOTS of whipped cream. Everyone whooped and hollered (you included) as Sooga just stood there, barely a foot away from his sweet soaked sweetheart. Kohga motioned wildly to himself, and you could tell Sooga was so tempted to laugh.

“Ah! Ah?! Come on, this is the BEST surprise I could think of. ME!!”

Sooga leaned over, swiped at some frosting, and smeared it over your mask, softly chuckling.

“This is ridiculous. I love it, thank you. Even though this was clearly just a ploy for you to be in a cake.”

“Correction, this was an excuse for you two to fuck me while I’m COVERED in cake.”

“....Looking forward to it, Master.”

“Can we eat the cake BEFORE we eat the ass though?”

Sooga nodded. As much as your personalities conflicted, he wouldn't trade either of you for all the bananas in the world.

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Well… a little keese told me that a certain blademaster in the clan got down with a LYNEL!? We need more info, dear friend.

Ah yes. THIS story. It's a story Von is ready to tell everyone, even if you didn't ask. Let's GO.

Von wasn't book smart. He didn't have anything on those cute scientists, he couldn’t read big words like Cil could, but he knew one thing; he could do whatever Master Kohga told him to. So when he was told to harvest some monster parts from a Lynel, in order to create a new type of elixir, one meant to boost strength, Von was on it. Wouldn’t be the first Lynel he went toe to hoof with, but it WOULD be his first white one. Not that it makes a difference, he was gonna get his job done, regardless of what beast he had to off.

"Where are you big guy...come on, let's play."

Von looked around. He KNEW there was a Lynel here, not too far off from the korok forest. There were ones up in the mountains, but he'd prefer not to deal with the cold. He turned to the left, and upon spotting him, hid behind a rock pillar. Thing was a big, gorgeous beast, you almost feel bad about harvesting it for parts. Almost. No monster held a candle to his master. He readied his bomb arrows, and turned, ready to fire. Only...he wasn’t there anymore.

"The hell?...did he fucking, fly off or some sh-"

That was when he was suddenly knocked onto his back. Hot, rank breath hit his face mask, and drops of drool peppered his features. He looked at the big, beastly brute, and those rows of teeth weren't exactly smiling at him. He was about to reach for his bow, when he realized it was knocked out of his hands, just out of reach. Von's brow furrowed.

"You wanna make this hard? Let's make this-"

Woah. He looked under the Lynel, and saw a big, throbbing, leaking cock. Bigger than his arm, the damn thing was a goddamn treat to look at. White at the base, it gradually turned pink towards the leaky end. And the BALLS on this guy. Size of melons, they were seizing and relaxing, full of cum. The Lynel bared it's teeth, about to chomp down on him, when he paused. Probably because his foot was on his balls, rubbing at them. The Lynel looked curious, clearly not expecting it. Von snickered. He knew exactly what to bring back to the clan.

"Why don't we compromise, stud? You won't kill me, and I'll handle your situation here."

The beast seemed to get what he was saying, taking a few steps back to free him. Von could grab his bow and just end him, but...well. Where's the fun in that? He had no idea how, but he somehow got the Lynel on his back, leaned up against a rock. He stripped down with the classic yiga quickness, and hopped on, rubbing his bare ass against that cock, hands on his chest to keep himself sturdy.

"Hooo, SHIT. You are a REAL big boy, aren't you? I've had some big ones, but you take the cake."

He didn't let him wait too long, pushing the cock right into his asshole. The Lynel's precum was thick enough for lube, so despite the size, he managed to get it inside of him. He lowered himself more and more, till he was about half way. He looked at the giant bulge in his stomach, and holy SHIT was it sexy. The Lynel seemed just as pleased, hoofs twitching and clawed hands digging into the soil below.

"Oooh….shit. Oh SHIT. You feel so fucking good, I don't think you can get me off of you."

Von didn't bother with that slow pace shit. He started to ride the shit out of him, using his body as a fleshlight for this absolutely hulk of a monster. The Lynel appreciated it, panting and growling, blowing puffs of hot, putrid air in his face. Talk about primal. He paused for a second, letting the huge girth stuff his guts. The Lynel hissed once the friction stopped, only to seem satisfied once Von leaned over, getting a good handful of those balls.

"I'd love to just ride this till you pierce my guts, big guy. But you got something I want in here. And lots of it. So, be a good Lynel,"

He paused, grabbing a good, strong hold of his horns, and giving them a nice, hard yank, until that ugly mug was in front of his own.

"And CUM."

The Lynel took it as though it was a challenge, and dug his claws deep into Von's back, before cumming. Von felt that thick cum dump inside of him, damn near scrambling his guts in order to have its place inside of him. And when he couldn't fit anymore, the cum leaked from his ass, down the rest of that still pulsing cock. Von felt his toes curl at the magnitude of it all, and promptly came right after his friend here. They both sat there, sweating and panting, before the Lynel leaned in, and dragged his coarse, big tongue across his mask. Von chuckled, pushing his fluffy face away from him.

"Ew, sappy eh? Can't say you're too much of my type then. But, you did get me what I asked for, so...guess I can hang out. For a second. Or l-longer I guess."

From the way the Lynel sank his teeth into his neck, Von could tell he wasn't ready to head back, just yet.

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"Hey guys! I'm back!"

"Von! We've been waiting! What'd you get for us, some horns?"

Von placed the crates of bottles on top of the table, letting everyone inspect it curiously.

"Better. Lynel milk!"

"You found a FEMALE Lynel?! You've got to tell us everything!"

The yigas grabbed some of the bottles, muttering amongst themselves, fascinated. Von shrugged, chuckling a bit.

"I uh. No. It was a dude."

"A...a male. Male Lynel's don't produce-oh my god."

"Yep."

"PLEASE say syke right now."

"I'd be lying."

"I MEANT FOR YOU TO GET US LIKE, GUTS OR SOMETHING."

"He got plenty of MINE~"

"OH MY GOD, VON."

One of the scientists looked at the bottle, then at Von.

"How...how are you alive?"

"By sheer will of wanting cock. I know, I'm amazing."

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Oh shit that was some solid Mipha content my dude! *chef's kiss* Love that lil' red sweetie! You're probably getting tired of the boys but if ever you were in the mood to write something with Kohga and Mipha just having some bff time, maybe doing something badass together, hacking up some lizalfos who interrupted their tea time or whatevs .... that would ROCK

We could definitely do some bonding time! Let’s get some stuff going between these two red cuties over here.

“Mipha!! There you are! I was starting to think you bailed on me!”

Mipha chuckled as she joined Kohga. Mipha and Kohga had agreed to go shopping together, in a new store located right in Hyrule field. It was the biggest thing since baked apples, and they immediately wanted to make a date out of it. Kohga was already there, alongside with Sooga of course. She gave a light shake of her head.

“No, I’m sorry, swimming classes with the guppies were dragging on longer than I thought. But I’m here now, and I’m OH so ready to spend the day with you!”

She dove in for a hug, and the usual handshake for Sooga. They turned to the building, and holy SHIT was it something else. It was worthy to be on the same road as Hyrule castle. Three whole stories, and with the advancements of Sheikah technology, there are all new things to buy. They walked in, almost overwhelmed by all the hubbub. Tons of shops and shopkeepers, all kinds of new and shiny things. Mipha didn’t like to be greedy, didn’t like to splurge, but...well, could you blame her for being excited? Before they dashed off like children in a candy store, Sooga cleared his throat, demanding their attention.

“Remember what we agreed on, Master Kohga.”

Kohga groaned, before motioning to Sooga, while looking at Mipha.

“Right right. We agreed that he’d carry all of our stuff, long as I don’t smack his ass in public. So, you might have to pull me back here and there.”

“I...suppose I could try.”

She chuckled. Kohga was so odd, honestly, but she liked that about him. Then, they were off. Mipha followed Kohga as he looked at all types of treats and books, and he followed her as she looked at glass figures and little hand mirrors. Kohga caught Mipha standing by a jewelry stand, cearly looking at one particular ring. Kohga nudged the box of cookies towards her, using it as a means to interject.

“Huh, pretty little ring eh?”

“It’s VERY lovely.”

Sooga peered over them, clearly just as interested as these two were. It was a stunning sapphire ring, surrounded by little diamonds. Kohga chuckled, nudging her shoulder.

“Take it you want uh, Link to get that for you, eh?”

“That’s not at all what I was thinking of!”

She huffed at him, face turning just that adorable shade of pink. Kohga laughed, pulling out his slate to snap a pic of that ring.

“I’m sending this to Link, maybe he’ll take the hint.”

“No! Don’t! Don’t make him think he has to do that! Kohga!”

She tried to reach for the slate, but she was SO small next to him, he was refusing to relent. Sooga sighed, and as the only goddamn grownup in this group, he snatched the slate from his hand, somehow still holding the piles of crap Kohga made him hold.

“Will you two please behave? We are in public. Link will get it in his own time. Last I checked, you once said they were too young for this anyway.”

“Well yeah, but not when they BOTH clearly want to! They’ve been trying to get hitched for like, a year now? I’m just trying to help!”

Mipha felt bad for what she was going to do, but ultimately decided; this was worth it to teach Kohga a lesson. She leaned over the counter a bit, getting the woman’s attention.

“Excuse me, miss! Could you please help my friend here? We’re looking for engagement rings for these two!”

“Oh of course! Let me help you both!”

“Hey wait a minute, I don’t need help-”

Kohga had no effect on the lady as she grabbed his hand, getting a look at his frame.

“Oh, how about something in rose gold? I WAS thinking black, but rose gold goes with the vibe.”

Kohga was trying to figure out how to politely step away from this situation, but was finding it pretty difficult. He motioned for Sooga to help him, and he took the hint.

“We’re sorry, but we aren’t interested in-”

“Oh and you’re the other groom to be, I take it! Oh how cute! You two have the big day all planned out? My brother owns the shop right across from here- he can definitely help you get some nice tuxedos, or maybe even dresses, that’s all the rage nowadays! Here let me get him-BRO!!”

She yelled right across from them, which seemed to bring a man forward.

“Yes?”

“Help me figure out what these two grooms should wear with some of these rings, will you? I don’t even think these poor dears have gotten started planning yet!”

Kohga gestured wildly, though no one seemed to take heed.

“What the fuck is happening, Sooga-”

The man chuckled, patting Sooga on his shoulder.

“Oh I understand! I was lost during my own wedding plans as well! Don’t worry, we’ll help you the whole way! Oh, and you must be the maid of honor, so nice to meet you!”

He reached over to shake Mipha’s hand, and she nodded, as if there wasn’t a thing wrong with what he said.

“I am, actually! And we are in fact, rather lost. He JUST got to popping the question, didn’t plan that far ahead, I’m afraid!”

Sooga looked just as confused, and he was about to interject, when the lady looked at him, all smiles.

“Oh oh oh! I know JUST the place you should honeymoon too! How long have been waiting to get hitched you two?”

Sooga said nothing for a moment, before he cleared his throat.

“I’ve...been wanting that for as long as I could recall. It is an honor to be near him, let alone have the relationship we have now.”

The two seemed to aww, hands over their chests as they fawned over the two. Kohga stomped his foot, not liking the fact that no one was correcting these two idiots.

“Sooga you’re a fucking idiot, I will smack you in front of all of these people. We are NOT-”

“Oh honey, weddings are stressful, we get it! Tell you what, my cousin, the baker, we’ll talk to him about getting you two a good deal. Brother, go get him over here, I wanna see if we can get a color scheme going on.”

“Right! I’ll get some pictures of some dresses that we’ve been doing, and let me tell you the panties that come with it? Will knock your socks off.”

Sooga opened his mouth to interject, when he shrugged.

“I mean...we COULD try some stuff.”

“SOOGA MY FOOT IS GOING SO FAR UP YOUR TIGHT ASS.”

They both seemed to laugh his threat off, while Mipha just sat there, looking all smug.

“Oh do enjoy yourself Kohga. Afterall, I’m just trying to help.”

“Mipha, I love you, but you a BITCH-”

He didn’t get to say much else as the lady took his hand again, slipping a ring on his finger. He was about to tell her off again, when Sooga peered over his shoulder, nodding.

“I rather like it, actually, how much is it?”

“Depends on the size, but we can talk about payment plans!”

“HE makes the money, actually-”

“Oh, my bad! Here, give me your hand sweetie, let me see if it goes well with YOU.”

Sooga, carried away with the notion of a wedding, put his hand on the counter, allowing himself to try another ring. She scowled, trying the rose gold, but not seeming sure.

“I don’t know, I like it?”

“Sweetie, it’s just not your color. What are we thinkin’, hubby?”

Kohga threw his hands in the air, trying to figure out how to stop this crazy train.

“One, NOT hubby! Two, thank you, but we’re not fucking interested, and three, if you don’t get that bullshit off of your finger, I’m going to shove it up your ass, do you understand?”

Sooga clearly looked disappointed, and the woman frowned, leaning over to pat Sooga’s arm.

“Bridezillas. Honey, we get it, it’s the stress. We’ll help you make the day special, okay?”

“...That’s very nice, thank you.”

Kohga was about to let him have it, when suddenly the cake guy walked in, a tray of cakes in his hands.

“Hey hey! Heard there were two little wedding bucks around here! Here, try some of these, tell me what you think! We have red velvet, chocolate and champagne, a nice marble, a carrot cake, a lemon, which is my personal favorite-”

Kohga let his head thunk against the counter, and gave a muffled scream. The three workers looked at each other, and clicked their tongues.

“Wedding jitters.”

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AAAAA YOUR LATEST WRITING WAS SO GOOD!!!! But now it has me wondering if we could perhaps see some Sooga being a rough service top at Kohga’s command? Like- Kohga is still in charge, but he’s ordering Sooga to rough him up and fuck him and stuff like that!

Definitely??? Been WAITING for this ask.

Kohga had a tough time coming to terms with stuff lately. Stuff like no longer having a god to worship, getting along with royals, and if that wasn’t enough, he was in love with his second command. He knew Sooga was different than any other man he had been with, but Kohga had come to realize just how bad it was. Kohga was in love with him. Not having HEAVY feelings for him, but thinking real long term stuff here. Kohga never knew what he’d be like if he was in love. It was weird. He wanted to fling himself at Sooga, demanding he wed his ass immediately. But he knew life wasn’t like a fairy tale. Marrying his second in command would change a lot. It’s why Kohga had to really be sure. Had to test Sooga. Kohga looked up from his magazine (sometimes a guy just had to look at nude dudes), and sighed. Something new. Something he NEVER trusted anyone to do.

“Sooga!”

Sooga popped his head into the door, like a trained puppy.

“Yes Master Kohga?”

“Come in here for a sec. I need you.”

Sooga walked in, shutting the door behind him. He got onto one knee in front of Kohga, bowing his head. Ever ready to serve.

“Yes, My Master Kohga. Your wish is my command.”

“I’m bored, and I’m horny. Unless you have objections, I wanna play with you for a while, Sooga.”

“Yes, Master Kohga. Shall I-”

Sooga made the motion to take off his clothes, before Kohga held his hand up, halting him.

“We’re doing something...different. I trust you now way more than I did at the start of all of this. So, I’m….I’m gonna do what YOU tell me to do.”

They were both clearly uncomfortable. Kohga hated being bossed around, and Sooga was ever eager to obey Kohga’s commands. Sooga looked around, as if he was waiting for someone to tell him this was a joke. The only joke here was just how bad of an idea this was.

“Master Kohga? Are you...feeling well? Do you need a hot tea? Perhaps let me rub your feet?”

“That actually sounds really-okay no, wait, stop distracting me here.”

“Yes, Master Kohga.”

“No no no, don’t-”

Kohga sighed as he put his face into his palm. God dammit. This was bombing already.

“Look. Look. Just. Okay. I’m going to let you take the lead, okay? Whatever you wanted to do with me, let’s do it. If I’m uncomfortable, I’ll make you stop. But that’s what I want. What YOU want.”

“But...I want what you want?”

“Dear god just cut off my balls, Sooga-”

Sooga was too obedient, too soft. He needed a BIT of a nudge. Kohga sighed, forced himself to breathe.

“Sooga, listen. There has to be SOMETHING you wanted me to do for you, something we haven’t done. So, let’s do it. Really, it’s okay. If anyone’s going to do it, it’s gonna be you. Just, do what you feel like. I’m here, I’m ready, let’s go.”

Neither moved, neither spoke. It was weird, it was bizarre, and Kohga’s reasoning for it was just as odd. Sooga gave a soft nod.

“Okay, first thing I want. Your honesty. Is this something you want, or is this something you’re telling yourself you want?”

“I signed up to blow my load, not get a load off my chest.”

But it WAS what Sooga asked for. Kohga grumbled as he rubbed the back of his head.

“Alright. Honestly? Both. This is weird, out of my comfort zone, but I trust you enough to try this with you. So, I...your call, I guess.”

Sooga put his hand on top of Kohga’s, squeezing.

“I’m honored to be trusted with you. To be able to have so much responsibility. If it suits you, we may take things very slow, very careful. Nothing too much so soon.”

“....You ever done something like this before?”

“When I was a younger man, before I even knew of the clan, I had something to do with the son of a stable hand. It’s nowhere near something this serious, but I feel as though I can do enough to satisfy you regardless.”

Okay, so Sooga wasn’t a TOTAL virgin, that was good at least. Sooga helped himself up to his bed, and hesitated. Where was one to start with such a momentous task? Kohga was about to flip shit, ready to call this whole thing off, when Sooga lifted him, right onto his lap. His mask thunked against his own, and he could tell he was smiling.

“Apologies for my hesitation. You make it quite difficult to think, given your endless studliness.”

“You’re literally trying to charm the pants off of me. I can’t believe you, Sooga.”

Kohga knew he was letting Sooga take over, but he couldn’t help himself as he held onto his chin, lightly stroking his chin. Just how Sooga liked it, his pretty boy. Sooga accepted it for a moment, before he recalled that HE was supposed to make Kohga feel flustered. Kohga quickly found himself underneath Sooga, who was keeping his body over Kohga (what with those big, strong arms of his), as he slowly started to grind himself into Kohga’s crotch. Someone was already at half mast, and Kohga could feel every inch of it.

“Master Kohga, may I kiss you?”

“Let’s change that a bit, Sooga. Instead of saying may I, say ‘I want’. Try it out.”

“I...want to kiss you.”

“Not bad. Only next time,”

Kohga grinned, pushing his mask up a bit, just to reveal his smirking lips.

“Say it like you REALLY want it.”

Sooga couldn’t help himself. He clumsily pushed aside his mask (revealing a bit more of his face than he intended), and pressed his lips against Kohga’s. His lips were eager, excited, ever firm against his own. Sooga’s grinding turned firmer, quicker, clearly motivated by the idea that he could REALLY get what he wanted. 

And Sooga was a greedy, GREEDY boy.

“I want to stuff my cock in your mouth.”

“Wow, look at you, not a single stutter. Someone’s getting better~”

Sooga adjusted himself, taking his cock out of his clothes, and pressing it right against Kohga’s face. Kohga kept opening his mouth, ready to accept it, before it was clear that Sooga was messing with him. He was just smearing his girth against his face, hand holding the top of his head.

“But first, I want to put your hair down. I want something to pull on.”

Oh poor Kohga was swooning. He was still a top, but goddamn Sooga was earning his right to man the helm. Kohga un did his hair tie, letting his big, curly mane flow freely. Sooga was pleased, given how he grabbed a fistful of it, and nearly yanked him onto his dick. Kohga would normally be offended by such crass behavior, but he was a bit distracted. Kohga had taken quite a few dicks before, but Sooga was a big, big boy, and the length of his cock not only stretched his cheeks, but hit right at the back of his throat. Pair that with the fact that Sooga had a good, firm grip on his hair, and Kohga’s head was too full of lust to scold Sooga properly.

“You’re VERY good at this, Master Kohga. Very, very good at this.”

Even his dirty talking was getting better. Sooga sat on top of him, pulling his head back and forth on his cock. And Kohga, like the champ cock sucker he was, kept his eyes right on him the entire time. Kohga could sit here all night honestly, showing Sooga just how good he was at taking a cock, when he slowly peeled him away. Sooga was really throbbing now, and it took a lot of restraint to not command that he be given more.

“I want you to open your mouth again.”

Didn't take a genius to figure out that Sooga meant he wanted his balls sucked on. Kohga gave the tip of his dick a quick smooch, before obeying, softly suckling on one of his balls, before moving to the other. He repeated it, over and over, nice and slow, just how Sooga liked it. In fact, he was doing SUCH a good job, Sooga’s hand had held onto the wall, and the grip to his hair had loosened. Steam was practically coming out of his ears, and his body was fighting the urge to shake all over. Kohga was just too good. Sooga pulled him away yet again, making Kohga pout. Though, he couldn’t fault the guy, Kohga’s mouth had brought strong men to their knees plenty of times.

“I...apologize, Master Kohga. Just one moment.”

“You were about to bust, huh? Why, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say you’re saving that load. My my, Sooga, and here I thought you’d be at a total loss of what to do with me~”

Kohga gave his balls a quick peck, not at all minding the smears that stained his mask. Sooga was such a fun boy to play with, Kohga could stay down here forever. But he just had to push his poor Sooga.

“Having said that, what’s the next plan, big boy?”

Sooga finally found his breath, looking down at Kohga. He wasted no time coming out with his next thought, driven by lust and curiosity.

“I want to be inside of you. I want you to cum around me as I do nothing but please you.”

Translation? ‘I would love to just fuck your ass’. And Kohga DEFINITELY didn’t have any objections. 

“You definitely wouldn’t be the first to say that. Alright, let’s see how well that third sword of yours does~”

“....I have two swords, master Kohga.”

“God you’re lucky you’re pretty.”

Kohga loved Sooga, really he did, but holy shit did he miss the plot sometimes. He decided that getting RAILED was more important than explaining himself, so he just let Sooga flip him on his belly, enjoying how Sooga’s hands on his ass felt. They were big, firm, just how he always pictured they’d feel.

“Is this comfortable enough for you?”

“Plenty. But then again, I’m always comfortable with you.”

Kohga pushed his butt right against the throbbing gerth, and he nearly swooned. Oh, this was going to be FUN. The second Sooga recalled that HE was supposed to be in charge.

“M-master Kohga, should’nt I prepare you?”

“Sooga, my ass has handled plenty, literally. Besides, I can’t wait for you.”

He lifted his hand up to pat Sooga’s cheek.

“Not when I’ve thought about this before.”

“I...pardon?”

Kohga turned his head, meeting Sooga’s gaze.

“I’ve thought about you fucking me. Thought about you pulling my hair, and fucking me right into the sheets. I thought of your cock LOTS of times. Just once, I want you to take me, Sooga. I’m at your mercy.”

Sooga stared at him for a moment, as if he was puzzled. Then, something clicked in his little samurai. Sooga yanked at his lower clothes, not taking the time to properly take them off, before he put his weight on Kohga’s back, and shoved his dick, right inside his ass. Sooga cupped his face in his hand, and started to buck into his Master. His voice was lustful, his grip was TIGHT, and it was driving Kohga all types of mad.

"If that is something you wish, then it is something you shall receive. I'll fuck you. I'll fuck you until you can only think of me, and me alone."

Kohga opened his mouth, greedily accepting his big, firm fingers. He muttered against them, only smearing more drool against his nice, rough palm.

"S-shit Sooga! Didn't know you had it in you!"

"You have quite a bit in YOU, Master Kohga."

Kohga wanted to laugh, but Sooga seemed fueled by his own words. Not only did he start to fuck his ass harder, but his teeth clamped right onto his neck. Shit that hurt. And it hurt GOOD.

"F-fucking SHIT Sooga, that's it, bite me, nice and hard!"

He got just what he wanted. Sooga’s teeth roamed from his neck, to his shoulder, and each bite punctured his chin, drawing just a bit of blood.

"Am I pleasing you, Master Kohga?"

"Almost. Wrap your legs around me, you can fuck me nice and fast."

Sooga obeyed, and before Kohga knew it, he was getting jack hammered right in the ass, nice and fucking fast. Sooga's tongue grazed alongside his cheek, and Sooga nearly growled his next order.

"Say you love me. Say it."

Kohga giggled. He turned into SUCH a cock hungry bimbo when he was getting it good.

"I LOVE my Sooga. My big, handsome Sooga, who's gonna cum right in my ass. Isn't he? Isn't he gonna stuff my asshole full of that creamy cum?"

Sooga maybe ACTING the top, but they both knew who was really pulling the strings. And that's why they worked so perfectly together. Kohga chuckled as he pumped his own cock.

"You're balls are SO full of cum for me. I tasted it. You're SO ready to unload into me. Fuck my ass like a goddamn toy, and cum. Inside. Of me."

His voice made it sound like an order, and like any order, Sooga obeyed it. He came, and he came hard, swearing right into Kohga's ear. Kohga touched himself eagerly as he felt the cum being forced inside of him, pulse after pulse bringing more waves of cum. And Kohga LOVED it.

"Oh….shit. You're still going. Oh FUCK you're still cumming, you dirty boy!"

Sooga grabbed two handfuls of his plump ass, digging his fingers into his flesh.

"Cum for me. Tighten around me."

It didn't take long for Kohga to do just that, muttering as he furiously milked his dick for all the cum it was worth. Kohga collapsed on the sheets, sighing in relief. He was laying in a puddle of thick cum, Sooga's cock not quite done unloading into him. They sat there, panting, stiff with exhaustion. Then Sooga finally became Sooga again.

"M-Master Kogha! I-i hurt you! Your skin is bruised-!"

"Down boy, down. I like it this way. I liked it, really. Now, whenever I look in the mirror, I'll be reminded of just this moment. Of the moment you ravaged me like an animal, and pumped me full of your cum."

Sooga seemed freaked out over that too, stammering.

"I-i didn't pull out of-oh. Oh I came right inside of you. It's spilling right out of you-"

Kohga chuckled, toying with his far too sensitive cock.

"Go on, I'm listening. Tell me how I'm lookin~"

"You...you aren't repulsed?"

"Sooga, no. I love you, and people who love each other, sometimes stuff cum in each other's asses. I liked this, I liked it with you. You did REALLY good for your first try. Not perfect, but good."

Of course that got his attention. Sooga ALWAYS wanted to know how he could improve himself.

"Did I say something wrong? Move too fast?"

"No, I liked the dirty talk, really. And trust me, you CAN'T go too fast for me. I mean you should smack me around more. Open my mouth with your fingers, maybe spank me, nice and-ahh!~"

Sooga suddenly brought his hand down, open palm smacking across his ass. 

"Better?"

"Shit yes….though, practice makes perfect, Sooga."

"Of course, Master."

Another slap. Another. Another. Each more swift and more hard than the last. It was then that Kohga realized; Sooga passed the test with absolutely flying colors.

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

No worries on that polite pass, my good dude! We all have our nopes. After reading that one with Daruk, I guess I got excited by the idea of Kohga getting fucked by something *big*, but with Sooga there. Maybe Kohga got that Goron dildo he was thinking about and he lets Sooga use it on him? 😳

I've had so many fucking people ask for this holy SHIT, get your juice you cock hungry Goron fuckers.

“So, you and Daruk.”

“Yep!”

Sooga and Kohga were having their daily one on one time together, playing cards. Conversations came and went, and the topic of Kohga getting FUCKED by Daruk that one time was brought up. Sooga was VERY selective of who he got jealous of, and apparently Daruk wasn’t on that list. Sooga hummed in response, looking over his cards.

“I’m going to regret asking, but what was that like? Also, do you have any threes?”

“Oh, Sooga, my friend, you don’t know Gorons unless you’ve had that MONSTER of a cock in your ass. He lacked finesse, but dude had a sorta rugged charm that I was into. And go fish. Do you have any fours?”

“Go fish. And...I hate that I’m asking this as well, but how...was his...you know.”

“We’re adults, Sooga, just ask the actual question.”

“You just want me to say it. Fine. What were his gentiles like? Also, do you have any kings?”

“Fuck you, here. Second, I could tell you, or I could show you.”

Sooga grabbed the King from him (Kohga may be better with his hands, but Sooga was way better at Go fish than him), before halting. He saw Kohga’s eyes lock onto their closet, before he pointed to it.

“Is...is Daruk in our closet?”

“No, but that’s actually a good idea, make a note of that for next time. I got something just as good!”

Kohga got off the bed, and Sooga put his cards down. Course, just when Sooga was winning. Sore loser, his Master. Kohga dug into the closet, pulling out a box, and throwing it right at Sooga’s lap, before hopping back into bed.

“Open it, open it!”

Sooga obeyed, pulling out a toy. Not just any toy, but a big, brown toy. One with scales, length, and an INSANE amount of gerth. Sooga gawked at it for a minute, before finally finding words.

“I have...SO many questions.”

Kohga shrugged.

“Dude had a DAMN good cock, Sooga, I had to have one to take home.”

Sooga looked it over, curiously running over the scales with his thumb.

“This is...accurate?”

“For the most part, yeah. Size and shape is the same, I made sure of that. Trust me, I WOULD not forget a cock that good.”

Sooga looked at the toy, then at Kohga.

“You...took ALL of this?”

“One, that’s SO sweet that you think I can fit that, I’m flattered. Two, I did around half. Haven’t tried it again lately, because I’ve been dealing with THIS stud here,”

Kohga chuckled, lightly smacking Sooga on his shoulder.

“But I’ve been meaning to give it another shot. You wanna be a sweetie and help me out?”

He knew Sooga couldn’t say no to that pet name, especially when Kohga bruised his face in his neck, kissing him through his yiga uniform. Sooga chuckled, lightly shaking his head.

“I would’ve preferred to be in the room where it happened, but I suppose this is just as good. I’m not going to lie though, I’m a BIT self conscious here.”

“Daruk can put us all to shame, Sooga, I’m surprised I was alive after that.”

Sooga chuckled, leaning up to grab the lube while Kohga stripped. It was odd, how automatic their movements were. Kohga dove back into bed right after he was done, hair down and everything. Sooga was about to get started, but he couldn’t resist. He hunched over Kohga, kissing him right on those perfect lips.

"Did you look this good for Daruk?"

"I ALWAYS look good, Sooga."

"Well, me and him might just need to have a chat after this."

Kohga chuckled, patting him in his big, stupid cheek.

"So protective of me. Don't worry, I kept thinking of you during."

"You were?"

Sooga asked, now sitting up in order to coat his hands in the lube. Kohga sat there, hands behind his head, legs spread wide open.

"Yeah, I was sitting there thinking 'this guy isn't stupid sweet like Sooga is. It's weird. Dick is HUGE though'"

"That sounds like your thought process."

Sooga chuckled. He was always nervous whenever Kohga was naked, but the idea of pleasing him? And him alone? That was enough for him to be rid of his poor nerves. At least, for now. He let his oily hands run up and down his legs and thighs, getting him used to his touches. He even made sure to get his feet, just to make him extra comfy. Kohga snickered after a minute of this rather sweet treatment.

"Sooga, this is nice, really, but come on, imma fall asleep here!"

"Right right. Sorry, I like the face you make when you're comfortable. I'll proceed."

Sooga gave his cheeks a light pat (if you wanted to imagine what it sounded like, picture patting a wet honey ham), before his hands finally got to work. First, he lightly stroked his cock. Nice, slow movements that'd make Sooga swoon, and make Kohga ansty. Sure he liked it, but Kohga was SO enthralled with pleasure, he wanted more, and wanted more now. He could see it on his face.

"We could be moving it a bit FASTER, Sooga."

"Patience, Master Kohga. It is a virtue."

Kohga folded his arms, pouting something fierce. He always liked that face. It was why he took his sweet time, massaging his cock and balls slowly, steadily, smearing the oil everywhere. It was a nice sight, if he was allowed to be honest. Then, right before Kohga could complain, Sooga dug his fingers inside of him. That seemed to take a little bit of grumpiness out of Kohga, as he sighed, hands laying at his sides.

"Fucking, finally. Felt like you forgot where it WAS."

Sooga chuckled. Kohga was so precious.

“I won’t ever forget how to please you. I won’t ever forget to give you what you need.”

Sooga let three of his fingers slide inside of him, helping to ease him for what was coming. Granted, his fingers weren’t NEARLY the size of the toy, but Sooga was doing the best he could here. He sat there for a moment, watching as Kohga squirmed and writhed in his arms. It wasn’t because his fingers felt good (though he hoped they did), it was because Kohga knew this was but a sample for what was to come. If he kept him waiting any longer, he might just get mad enough to throw something at him. He slowly peeled his fingers away, trying not to gulp. The way his cock throbbed, the way his legs twitched in excitement. Kohga...was really into fucking Gorons.

He leaned over to grab the toy, making quite the show of lathering it up in lube. It was TERRIBLY thick, terribly long, and it took a minute for his hand to fully coat it in oil.

“You REALLY gotta be slow as shit, eh?”

“The better to tease you with, Master Kohga. That and I’m not even trying to tease you, this thing is actually that big. And it has SO many ridges-how much did you spend on this?”

“Not important, fuck me.”

Sooga was going to scold him for spending such money on frivolous things, but Kohga looked ready to kill him, so he silenced himself. He leaned over to kiss him one more time, before he pressed the tip of the toy against his ass. The tip slowly slid inside of himself, and Sooga, a bit worried that Kohga would lose his temper, pushed it a quarter of the way in. Sooga couldn’t help but feel incredibly jealous as he looked at Kohga’s face.

He covered it with the back of his hand, shaking as if this was all too much. His back even had such a lovely arch to it, and Sooga hated that Daruk got to see him like this. He was about to ask if there was something between him, when an idea popped into Sooga’s head. Kohga REALLY liked this toy. Enough to act so lewdly and bitterly. He could get whatever he wanted with the help of this toy. He decided to test his luck as he gave it a bit of a turn, making Kohga yelp.

“Play with your cock.”

He thought the command was rude, and was about to apologize, when Kohga obeyed promptly, pumping his already hard cock. Sooga couldn’t believe it. No snarky comments, no prideful comments over him taking charge. Just complete obedience. Sooga had no idea what possessed him, but as he moved the toy in and out of his ass, an idea came to him.

“Master Kohga. Why don’t we play a game? Since I’m just sitting here and watching.”

Kohga nodded, clearly trying to stifle his whines. Sooga teased it just a bit further in, before pulling it back back out, giving his Master just the tip.

“Do you love me?”

“Are you FUCKING-”

“If you’d like me to stop, I can.”

Kohga’s fist slammed against the bed, and for a second, Sooga was ready to apologize. That is, until Kohga finally answered him.

“Yes. I do. I love your stupid ass so much. You’re hot, dumb as hell, and I like having you around. There, happy?”

“Quite. Good job.”

He pushed more of the toy in him, enjoying the look of clear pleasure on his face. He let it sit there for a moment, letting the spines pleasure his inner walls.

“F-fucking hell, Sooga, I’m gonna-”

“Next question. Do you prefer this toy, or me?”

“YOU idiot. The hell am I gonna take a toy over you f-FUCK!”

Sooga, as if proving a point, shoved half the toy inside of him, sending Kohga’s head back and onto the pillow. He held a finger up to signal to give him a second, before he continued, albeit shaking and panting, with precum dripping down his cock.

“Y-you. I can’t get anything out of a toy that I can’t get out of you. I really do love you. I know what ya doing. You’re jealous because Daruk saw me acting like a five rupee whore. Course he did, he’s a hunk of man meat. Er, rock-point is, YOU’RE special, HE isn’t, alright?”

Sooga halted for a moment, before he chuckled, slightly shaking his head.

“One more question. Would you like me to push this in as deep as I can, while I kiss you?”

“Now that’s an actual fucking question-YES.”

Sooga took a minute to kiss his stomach (because it was heaving so beautifully for him), before he scooted up to him, and proceeded to push the toy quickly in and out of him. With how much oil he used, it made quite the lewd sound, and Sooga adored it.

“There we go, Master Kohga. You cum as soon as you feel like. I’d like to watch the face you make for this little toy of yours. A face that you show when you aren’t loving, but lustful. Show me the look of a whore.”

He cupped Kohga’s face as he whined, legs shaking as Sooga continued to push the girthy toy right inside of him. Kohga didn’t take very long at all, and he came, ribbons of cum soaking his hand and his chest. It was just. The way his ass was stretched, the way Sooga talked to him in just that voice he liked. Even once he finished, Sooga kissed him, silencing his overwhelmed whimpers. He parted his lips for a moment, chuckling as he sat there, looking at his poor Master.

“You took most of it, I must applaud you. Take it you’d like to try it again?”

“In...in a minute. H-holy shit, they did a good job on this one. You know they could’ve made it so it shoots fake cum?”

“Why didn’t you get that one?”

“Eh, it costs a bit much, in my opinion. Besides, why would I need that when I get the real deal right here?”

Sooga realized what he meant, and felt heat on his cheeks. That was honestly...sweet. He pulled the toy out of him, crawling over him.

“I can most certainly provide, Master Kohga. As much of it as you crave.”

Kohga chuckled as Sooga grinded into him. Not just because he was SO ready to feel stuffed again, but because Sooga was grinding himself against him, AND the thick ass toy in between them. Suffice to say, Sooga liked the idea of playing with this not so little toy. And Kohga would play with him too.

After he was done with him, of course.

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

So, no rush on this one, mate. But since you’ve been so kind with taking requests to help folks feel better... I could use a little scene where the boys have a fight over something and then make up really sweetly. My heart could use a bit of vicarious couple love today.

Sorry if this is coming over kinda late, I'm getting over a bit of sickness on my end, so I've been focusing on recovering. Let's do this!

Sooga sat there amongst the many at the table. Everyone decided to get together for no real good reason, and Kohga was having a grand ol’ time. Even Sooga was enjoying himself; music to listen to, drinks to have, dances to watch. Most importantly? His Master Kohga was clearly thrilled, drinking his own weight in liquors, alongside Urbosa. Suddenly the conversation turned to the topic of Riju, most likely by Urbosa.

“I had no idea I would be so lucky to have such a strong, courageous daughter like her. She’s a strong headed vai, after my own heart. Children are really wonders of the world.”

Sooga chuckled, taking a moment to but into the conversation.

“I haven’t any of my own, but I agree. Children are very precious. I hope to have some in the future, quite honestly.”

“We’re dudes, Sooga. That’d involve one of us getting pussy, and last I checked, I hate fish.”

Sooga chuckled. Drunk Kohga WAS a fun, flirty bug, but it was quite easy for him to be pouty on certain things. He wrapped his arm around Kohga, watching him look at his own drink.

“Or we could adopt. Blood does not define family. I’d love to have a few sons to my name, teach them all the way of the blade. You’d make a wonderful father-”

“Sooga. Honey. Baby. My fat set of mommy milkers-why can’t we just enjoy how things are right now?”

Sooga didn’t know the mine field he had just walked to. He shrugged, swishing his glass of wine a bit.

“I’m not saying you can’t enjoy your life, Master Kohga. I’m just saying, you, me, a little house with many little feet running along the floor-it could be nice.”

Kohga shook his head, putting the drink down, and holding his hands up in defense.

“Look. I get it, you’re an old fashioned guy. But I don’t want that, so we’re not doing it. Let’s not forget who’s in charge here, eh?”

“...yes, Master Kohga.”

That could’ve been the end of it. But drunk Kohga just had to peel a scab off an old wound.

“Besides, you’d be useless at it anyway.”

Kohga meant it as a joke. He knew that. Urbosa knew that. EVERYONE knew that. But something about how he said it, so curtly, so certaintly...it reminded him of the last time he was called useless. The hurt was clearly on his face, and Mipha, ever worried, leaned over to put her hand on his arm.

“Sooga, I’m sure he doesn’t mean his words, he’s just worried-”

“Don’t you FUCKING touch me!”

Sooga’s body reacted out of fear, and he smacked her. It wasn’t a light smack. It was a hard one, right across her face. The mood of the room suddenly shifted, and everyone (minus Mipha, who just sat there) brandished their weapons at him. Even Kohga was glaring at him as if he done wrong. Mipha was staring at him with wide, scared eyes, holding onto her reddened face. Sooga muttered a few swears, and pushed them away from him, moving to the hallway. He did not react when others called his name. Even Kohga. He just walked, eventually finding himself up the stairs, and onto the balcony. 

The night air hit against his hot skin, and it nearly froze his tears that were streaming down his face. He leaned against the railing, and started to shake something fierce. What was wrong with him? Why did he care? Why did he do that? Why was all of this SO hard?

“There you are! You are in SERIOUS trouble, Sooga!”

Course Kohga was going to be the first to find him. Sooga didn’t turn around as Kohga’s assault continued.

“You scared her! How DARE you make me look like a fool?! How DARE you make ME look bad?! When we get home, I’m going to-”

“Please don’t cut it. Please please please.”

Suddenly Sooga found himself sitting on the cold stone. His frame was trembling, his hands were covering his head, and the tears refused to stop. The sight was enough to sober up Kohga, who was rightfully surprised. He stood there for a second, unsure of how to handle this.

“I’ve...never seen you cry. What’s going on?”

“Just. Say you won’t cut my hair. Say it. Promise it.”

“Okay...I won’t cut your hair.”

Sooga eventually put his hands down, using it to hug himself instead. Kohga slowly walked over to him, and knelt down to his level.

“Talk to me. What happened?”

“You...called me useless. Then Mipha touched me and told me you didn’t mean it.”

“I insult you all the time.”

“But you’ve never used useless. He’s call me that so often. My...mother. When I was young, died from a disease. And as she suffered, my father blamed me. I don’t know why, but her suffering was my doing. He would yell, threaten to cut my hair in shame, and mother...mother was so soft, she wouldn’t dare defend me. She would merely sit there, excusing him and trying to calm me. It turned into this...awful thing in my head. ‘Useless’ was a word that hurt like a dagger, the soft touch of a caring woman made me only expect lashes in return...and I was never good enough for anything.”

Kohga sat there, unblinking. Sooga just infodumped a lot on him, and he was barely able to make it out through his tears and slight sniffles. Kohga sat in front of him, leaning over to put his hand on his leg.

“I’m...sorry. I didn’t think you had...a lot of blame on you. I didn’t know it’d hurt you, you big baby.”

Sooga sniffed, wiping his face with the back of his hand.

“Have I...ever told you why I truly want a family?”

“No.”

“It’s...because I want to do something right. I want to be a proper father. I want to make something good out of me. I do not want your pity Master Kohga, but I want a child with someone so gifted and talented as you, because It’d give me purpose.”

Kohga sighed, lightly shaking his head.

“You idiot...you have a purpose being YOU. I didn’t do shit to make that. Look, I’m not on board with the kid thing still, but...I won’t be so mean about it, alright?”

“...you are a very forgiving man, Master Kohga. Especially in my insolence.”

“Shut the hell up and hug me, idiot.”

Sooga obliged, happily. They sat there for a moment, Sooga digging his fingers into Kohga’s body, as if he wanted to fully absorb his being into his own.

“I...should go apologize to Mipha after this. I didn’t want to do that.”

“I’m sure she’ll understand. But yeah, I’m not the one you gotta be sorry to.”

“...Master Kohga?”

“Yeah?”

“I...I genuinely don’t think my heart could ever belong to another, for as long as I breathe, and beyond that.”

“Yeah yeah...mushy gushy stuff with you, all the damn time. I love you too, idiot.”

Sooga was not ready to be a father, and maybe not even a full husband just yet. But Sooga owned up for any task his Master demanded from him.

Even if that task was himself.

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

Damn, Kohga has clearly been fucked by A LOT of men (like damn, his ass doesn't even need prep) And Sooga is clearly possessive AS FUCK. Consider: Kohga tying down/ordering Sooga to sit still while Kohga jacks it/fingers himself, while telling Sooga FILTHY stories of his past dalliances until Sooga can't handle it anymore.

Ooooh this is a GOOD idea. Sooga maybe bottom, but he's a possessive bottom, and we STAN that energy. 

Kohga was horny as SHIT. Nothing new in that sentence, but what was different was the fact that it was caused by Sooga's possessiveness. It started off innocently enough; Kohga wanting to spank his big, juicy ass. Simple enough. Then he got into it. Hard, fierce spanking across his ass. And what caused it? That classic territorial nature of all blade masters. Kohga so much as MENTIONED bringing one in, and he just slapped his ass six ways from sunday. Hell, he needed to sit on a pillow for a few days after that. He even recalled how Sooga apologized for that, but Kohga would have none of it. Sooga was an ANIMAL. He just had to take the beast out of the cage.

"But how…."

He asked himself, rolling over to his stomach. He sent Sooga out on some scavenger hunt (he did this whenever he needed Sooga out of the base for a while), and was left to his own devices. He needed time to think about just how he was gonna get a rise out of Sooga. Poking the beast, so to speak. He couldn’t bring another guy in to watch, they'd start beating the shit out of each other (though them fighting was ALWAYS hot). Sooga wouldn’t even let them be near their DOOR when they did it. It was ridiculous. Other guy's Kohga fucked was not this complicated. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He nearly bolted out of bed, completely astounded by his own brilliance.

"Kohga! You're not only a hunk, you're a GENIUS!"

Kohga knew just what to do.

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"Master Kohga, I have returned."

Kohga nearly bounced in place upon hearing his voice. He was SO ready for his pretty boy to come home. He opened his door, nearly yanking Sooga inside his room, and pulling him into a hug. Sooga sputtered in surprise, before chuckling and returning the affection.

"I was not expecting such a warm welcome for my arrival."

"Well, shame on you! Been waiting for you to come back! You like that mushy couple bullshit, so you'll love this!"

He looked up at Sooga, who cocked his head to the side.

"I do. But you don't."

"One, shut up. Two, I love YOU. So! We're gonna do something...interesting."

He pulled up a chair for Sooga (aka the good chair he got from Kingy), while he sat on his bed. Sooga was clearly not understanding what was happening, but he was going along with it, especially given Kohga’s excitement. He had drinks, snacks (mainly slices of nut cake and fruit), and even candles. It was sweet, honestly. Kohga patted his hand, clearly excited.

"So, Traysi recommends this for couples who are VERY serious about each other."

"The woman who runs the rumor mill? Should we be following-"

Kohga flicked his mask, huffing.

"We do not disrespect Traysi here. And yes, we're doing this. So you're ready?"

"If you are, absolutely."

"Good, you're going to go first. Now, tell me about EVERYONE you've been with before."

Sooga seemed confused by this. But, it was not only a command from Kohga, but Kohga actually and honestly trying to bond with him. Who could say no to that? Sooga thought about it for a moment.

"Let's see...when I was five, I married my neighbor's daughter. We had a mud cake and everything."

He chuckled. It wasn’t at all a serious answer, but it was just. So odd, recalling his past relationships, especially since they seemed so redundant now. He rubbed his chin a bit.

"Then there was Nabooru. I dated her when I was about fourteen. Lovely girl."

Kohga cocked his head to the side.

"You ACTUALLY dated girls?"

"In my teen years. When I was seventeen we broke up, started to date a stable boy. Shad. He was...a bit of a bookworm. I really liked him."

"What happened to you guys?"

Sooga hesitated, opening his mouth then closing it again.

"Father didn't....what I mean to say is...uhm, If I may skip, Master Kohga."

Oof, rough territory. Kohga waved his hand, letting him know to press on. Sooga shook the thought out of his head, happy to no longer be thinking about it.

"Then there were the occasional hookups. Nothing serious, a few men to share a bed with for the night. Chudly, Benja, and Vilia. Then it was you."

Kohga blinked. Wow. Could buy a piece of bread with that body count.

"That's...it? Only FIVE people? And one was a WOMAN? That’s ALL the people you’ve been with?!”

“Yes. Though, I wouldn’t fully include the first one, in all honesty.”

Sooga rubbed the back of his neck shyly, clearly a bit embarrassed from how little that seemed to be. Kohga just couldn’t fathom that. Five people, in his entire life. Sooga was a young stud, he could get plenty of his ass, just on his walk home. Kohga couldn’t fathom that. Sooga seemed to shrink a bit under his clearly bewildered look.

“Is that...too few?”

Kohga realized he was making Sooga feel self conscious. He was aiming for jealousy, not this. He raised his hands up a bit, shaking his head.

“No! No, any number is fine, even none. I’m just saying, I expected a LOT more. I mean, LOOK at you!”

Sooga chuckled, blushing like crazy underneath his mask like the cute guy he was. 

“Well, thank you, Master Kohga. But no, I have not been with anyone else. Just those, and I haven’t missed one. You know, I can actually see the merit in this piece of advice. It feels good, getting that off my chest. Is it your turn?”

Kohga almost wanted to cuddle his big, dumb face. Thankfully, he was too horny to bail on his plans. Kohga nodded.

“It is, actually. BUT. I have one order to give you, got it?”

“I...suppose.”

“You have to stay put in that chair. No matter what. Understand?”

Sooga looked confused, but he nodded.

“I’m afraid I don’t understand. But, an order is an order. I will stay seated.”

“Good. Good.”

Kohga grabbed his box of fun stuff, placing it right next to him, then laid on his back. He hoisted one leg over the other, arms behind his head.

“Okay, get comfy. Now, the first guy I dated was when I was...seventeen or so? I wanted to date earlier, but dad said to wait. Anyway, he was a merchant that’d come by every once and while. He was SUPER cute, and honestly? Not too bad of a kisser. I’m pretty sure I wasn’t the only guy he was seeing, but...well, I couldn’t complain, he was super cute. Nice hair. Always dated guys with nice hair.”

Kohga remembered those early years. Back when he didn’t know shit. Back when kissing was new and exciting to him. Sooga looked confused.

“I thought you said no one but you and your father saw your face.”

“Oh no, I NEVER took this off. A wise man caught nude will cover his face, not his privates.”

That made Sooga chuckle.

“A rather clever, yet lewd saying. Please, do continue.”

“Gladly.”

Kohga twiddled with his fingers as he recalled. Is he supposed to go in order? Or just whatever crossed his mind? He thought about it, before he thought about it.

“Oooh, then there was another one of my boyfriends. He was going through like, this weird hair phase? His hair was red, he had it up, and he was just. Big. Big, buff, and honestly he was just. Stupid. Let me tell you, I could grab onto his arm, and he could lift me up with absolutely no issues. We didn’t last long though, he thought he was hot shit. He GENUINELY said ‘babe, you’re pretty, but I’m prettier’. Can you imagine that? Ugh. Dude fucked good though, he REALLY did. He’d get all hot and sweaty after his work outs, and then. Well, dude fucked good. Real good.”

Kohga stripped himself free of his pants, and held his finger up when Sooga clearly wanted to ask questions. He stripped himself free, before getting comfy again, just stroking at his thighs.

“I remember once, when he got back from his trip across seas, he ended up fucking me right in the bar. We got just, so drunk, and he couldn’t keep himself off of me. He railed me in front of all his men, the barkeep, and pretty much who seemed to be paying attention. I was a young thing back then, a thick dick was all it took. I remember, I tried to give him his beer after he came in me, and I just, dumped it all over his chest by accident. He was a good sport about it, all I had to do was clean him up. Only, I didn’t have a rag, so...I had to improvise. Licked that dude like a lollipop.”

Sooga not so gracefully, grabbed a bottle of his favorite oil, and used it to rub along his thighs, just for a bit of a show, before sticking two fingers into his ass. Been a while since he touched himself like this, much less in front of someone else, and it felt GOOD, watching his greedy eyes upon him.

“It wasn’t a long relationship, but it was a fun one. Let's see, who else was there...ooh, there was that one guy. Dad HATED him, and I think there was a huge appeal in that. He was in charge of fixing trains and stuff. Big, muscle guy. Cute scar, tattoos, big hands. He wasn’t as rebellious as the other guy. We lasted a bit longer, but not by much. Super sweet. I remember he'd pick me out of nowhere, just because he could. That dude was the sorta romance then in your pants dance type. But he was KINKY. Dude really liked holding me down and giving it to me. I remember, we got REAL rough with it one time, he tied my hands up, tied me up in his workshop, and just railed my ass. Swore we almost got caught by a client once!"

Kohga laughed, really digging and stretching his ass.

"He taught me how to do this. Taught me how to get my nice, oily fingers inside of me. Taught me how to get nice and ready for the cocks he knew I wanted. In a way...he was my first.”

He snuck a glance at Sooga’s eyes, and he saw it. The little sparkles of jealousy. He knew he wasn’t his first, but knowing the details really got under his skin. Kohga introduced three fingers now, really arching his back as he felt himself be a little bit stretched. Sooga wasn’t goosey loosey down there, but he could take three fingers, knuckle deep, before he felt that familiar longing inside of him.

“Then...Then there was this other guy. Up until I started the clan, he was my partner in crime. Long hair, always kept in a ponytail. Nice, strong hands, and his eyes were something else. They were so...intense. Should’ve seen me the first time I caught those eyes, I was on him like a stack of bananas. He was the more...aloof than most of the guys I dated. He’d pop in and out, constantly looking for ways to get stronger. Never really got that guy. We would just..somehow end up in bed together. Sometimes it would be in a bed over some stable, sometimes it’d be some random, abandoned spot in the mountains. Either way, he’d fuck me, and be gone by morning. Hell, I don’t even think I caught his name. I just remembered we REALLY, REALLY liked each other.”

Kohga had to admit, recalling all of his past lovers was very, very fun. Recalling how many big, strong men wanted him, how each one fucked him differently, it was thrilling. He pulled his fingers out of himself, letting Sooga take a gander at his oiled, willing ass. The same ass that knew many, many men, and started to pump his cock. He would go on with his other boyfriends, but he didn’t want to wait longer. He wanted to hit Sooga right in that weak spot.

“Then the clan started. Those other blade masters...well. Let’s just say there’s a reason they’re so high in the ranks.”

He saw Sooga’s fingers grip onto the seats. He was already fuming from his past lovers, but his own peers? Oh, that was a way to get under a blade master’s hide. He was getting ANGRY. Not at Kohga of course, just the motion that ANYONE touched his precious Kohga.

“I remember once, a couple of them snuck into my room. They thought I was dead asleep, but I was very much awake. I felt them grope me, felt them pull at my clothes till it came off. Next thing I knew I had two in my ass, and two in my hands. Course I had that one guy in my mouth two, and the other three watching...oh who really knows? Once one was done, another guy took over. They pumped me full of cum, sucked and toyed with my cock. And I remembered I’d bark at them not to cum until I did, so they fucked me HARDER. Let me tell you, I have NEVER been that full of cum. Was practically swimming in it, and that was just how I liked it. I remembered them all tuckered out, asking if they pleased me.”

Kohga lifted his head up to look at his eyes. So angry, so jealous and furious, as if he was going to kill them for an absolute injustice.

“This...was the only case of them, yes?”

“Ooooh no. No. Not at all. Until you fell into the mix, I’d have a select few fuck me a few times a week. I still remember my favorite one. Big, strong guy. He’d tie my hands up in rope, nice and tight, and he’d just hold me down when he fucked me. He’d lean into my ear and whispered words dirty enough to make me shake. He was my favor-”

That was enough. Suddenly Sooga was on top of him, slamming his palm over Kohga’s mouth. Kohga was expecting something angry, something a bit kinky. But no. Sooga was FURIOUS. There was no stammering, no sweet talking, not even him asking as sweetly as he usually would. He just stuffed his cock in his eager, oiled ass, and fucked him. Fucked him with enough force that the head board kept knocking against the wall, that his hips ached from such a big, heavy body putting so much force into him.

"Stop it. Stop it. You're doing this to get a rise out of me. You want me to fuck you so badly, Master Kohga? I'll do that. I'll fuck you. I'LL be your favorite. No one else. Just me. Look at me."

And Kohga was LOOKING. Sooga had his legs wrapped around his own, keeping him in place so he had no choice but to take that nice, hard cock, right against that good fucking spot. Kohga tugged and clawed at his hand, as if he was trying to get Sooga off. Thank god Sooga knew better. Kohga just liked to thrash a bit, really MAKE his partner fuck his shit up. And Sooga was LOVING it. Kohga managed to move his mouth away a bit, trying not to grin too wildly.

"That's it, FUCK ME Sooga! Fuck my oiled ass, make me think of only YOUR cock!"

Kohga reached up to grab fistfulls of his uniform, yanking him to his face. Fuck that beautiful, panting face.

"Fuck me nice and proper, Sooga. Make me cum. Be my favorite boy, make my exes look like fucking LOSERS!"

Sooga may be pounding his ass like dough, but Kohga’s demands were still Kohga's. Sooga obeyed, shoving his fingers into Kohga’s pretty mouth, nearly making him gag as he continued to pound into him. Kohga knew he did that because he liked his dirty talk. Knew that he would cum if he listened to his pleading Master anymore, and he really, really wanted to be a good boy. Unfortunately, Sooga was so weak for his master. His fingers peeled out of his mouth, Sooga quickly becoming un done by not only his words, but his nice, tight body. Not that Kohga minded a small break from the rather large fingers. He was happy to sit there, moaning and grumbling, just absolutely so close to that edge.

“You LIKE fucking your Master Kohga, don’t you big guy?”

For a moment, they looked each other in the face, and Kohga only saw lust and competition. Exactly what he deserved to see in those big, pretty eyes of his. Sooga seemed to feel the exact same, as he leaned down, and pressed his forehead against his. For a moment, he was calm, still.

“I love you. More than anything. As such...I refuse to let your heart, or your loins, long for another.”

Translation? ‘Your ass is fucking mine’. This was right before Sooga put one hand on his chest, and the other on the headboard, continuing to slam his hips against Kohga. He couldn’t stop him (well he was strong enough to, but who the fuck would stop a BEAST like this?), and that’s how he liked it. He liked the force of his thrusts, liked the way the bed seemed to complain from the force, and loved, absolutely loved the feeling as hot seed was pumped into his insides. Kohga greedily raked his fingers down his back, finding himself cumming almost completely on time with Sooga. It had been SO long since that had happened, and it made poor Kohga’s body tremble. He sat there for a moment, letting Sooga finish emptying his balls right into him. It took a lot out of poor Sooga, given his panting, but his hips didn’t completely stop, instead settling for a nice, slow roll into Kohga.

“M...master Kohga? I’m...sorry.”

“Fucking hell Sooga, don’t you DARE apologize here, you ANIMAL.”

Kohga chuckled, wiping his face underneath his mask, finding himself drenched in sweat. Sooga shook his head.

“You don’t understand. I uh, do believe I broke the bed frame.”

Kohga was a bit too buzzed to fully understand, before it clicked. He leaned over a bit, and sure enough, Sooga broke three out of the four legs underneath his bed. What a feat. Kohga tossed his head back as he laughed, pushing into his shoulder.

“Oh, you were NOT kidding! Damn Sooga, look at you! Though you’re a big boy, shoot for all four next time.”

Sooga lightly shook his head, sighing. He could tell he was amused in his exhaustion.

“You’re relentless, Master Kohga, truly.”

Sooga’s finger danced up his chest, before he flicked his chin.

“The other Blade Master could do it.”

Sooga’s firm hand pushed onto his chest, nearly knocking the wind out of Kohga.

“You enjoy me putting me through trials, Master Kohga. You really, really do.”

“Oh, bite me, big boy.”

Sooga’s voice got nice and low, making Kohga nearly swoon underneath him.

“Is that a challenge?”

Something told Kohga, that Sooga was ready to prove himself as the best of the best.

Even if it took many, many more attempts.

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

Good day to you, would like to offer some oil for the fire:

Master Kohga summoning his clone and then both of them going down on Sooga

Oooh that’s actually some BIG brained stuff right there? Let’s go???

Sooga was such a prude. Sure, he’d do kinky shit with him occasionally, and he’s had pervy dreams, but for someone with THAT fine of a body, he did almost nothing with it. By which Kohga meant; Sooga would NOT do threesomes with him. Now don’t get Kohga wrong, no meant no, but Kohga knew Sooga would LOVE getting railed by two dudes at once. He had the body, the stamina, the desire for it. But everytime Kohga chatted someone up, it was always ‘they aren’t worthy enough to touch you’ or ‘I will not take away any attention from you like this’. And while it was sweet, it was lame. Kohga wanted Sooga to get plowed while someone hit it from the back, or someone to make out with him while he bounced on his cock. Just SOMETHING to spice things up. Thankfully, clever Kohga had just the idea. Something that Sooga couldn’t at all say no to.

“You summoned me, Master Kohga?”

“Yes, Sooga, get in here! Lock the door!”

Sooga obeyed, and upon being prompted, sat down in front of Kohga.

“Your summon sounded important.”

“It is! I feel like showing you one of my famous techniques today!”

That had Sooga’s attention. Here was a fun piece of trivia; Sooga learned MANY of his abilities from Master Kohga one on one training. Sooga’s binding attack was taught to him by Kohga, and he had since perfected the very rare gift. Every member of the Yiga was capable of unique, special abilities, if they are deemed worthy to be taught as such by Kohga, and only Kohga. It was why Sooga would never turn down the opportunity to see more of Kohga’s incredible skills. Sooga gave a bow of his head, eager.

“I am very honored, Master Kohga. Please, show me.”

Kohga nodded, keeping his palms flat, and pressed together.

“Now, watch. The order of the hands is super important, as well as the speed. I’m going to show you how to do it properly, then we’ll do it step by step after. Watch.”

Kohga moved his hands quickly, forming them in all kinds of poses and patterns. Then, out of thin air, his clone appeared. It was a trick he had seen many times, but to see the actual process astounded Sooga to no end. Sooga stared at the clone with fascination, almost doing a double take between the both of them.

“It’s incredible, truly, Master Kohga. I almost can’t tell the difference.”

“Well I mean, I’m the handsome one, but yeah I see what you mean. Pulled this trick on my mother when I was a kid, nearly killed her.”

“You did this when you were but a child?”

Kohga always loved how easy it was, impressing Sooga. He shrugged, letting Sooga poke and prod at the clone, who seemed to just sit there.

“You did THIS? As a CHILD?”

“Yeah, but it was a pretty spotty clone back then. Not stable, only lasted for a few seconds. Now, he stays until I make him leave.”

“That’s incredible. Is his...face, your face?”

“Yep, lips and all, watch!”

Kohga’s clone (which we may refer to as Kohga2) lifted his mask up a bit, and leaned forward to kiss him. It was a small peck at first, just enough for Sooga to lightly nod his head.

“It...IS like you. How-”

Then the clone kissed him again. And again. Sooga seemed to have no protests, kissing the clone in return, before he pulled away, clearing his throat.

“It’s...quite like you. Very...physical.”

Kohga chuckled. Sooga was trying to be appropriate, but Kohga could see it in his body; he liked the idea of this Kohga touching him. He wanted more, it was obvious. Kohga just needed to give him a little bit of a push.

“He is, he really is. He can do all kinds of stuff. He sometimes copies me, sometimes he acts on his own."

"That's...not dangerous?"

"Not really? He just does things that I'd personally do."

Kohga2 seemed to take the hint, crawling over to Sooga and burying his face in his neck. Sooga wanted to push him away, clearly wanting to be professional, but Kohga2 seemed to know just the spot, making him sit back, and make Sooga just SQUIRM.

"M-master Kohga, I uhm, do believe he's getting rather fri-fuck."

That 'fuck' at the end was so honest, so lust fueled, it made Kohga chuckle. He always did like nibbles to his ear lobe. Nice, slow, even a little bit of pulling, just to drive him nuts. Kohga chuckled, leaning over to cup the slight bulge in his suit. Sooga was trying not to like this, but with the way Kohga2's hands were wandering and roaming, it was hard to deny he was liking this. Kohga chuckled, ever so slowly massaging his bulge. Sooga kept trying to push Kohga2 off of him, but his effort was so half assed, it was adorable.

"Pretty neat, eh? Only thing better than me, is TWO of me. Don't you agree, Sooga?"

"Y-yes, but you were just trying to show me some techniq-"

He was silenced yet again by that weak spot on his ear, actually making him shake a little. Kohga got up, and stood next to Sooga’s face, starting to un do his hair. One Kohga was enough to make Sooga weak, but two? Was enough to just make him submissive.

"Easy. I just wanna show you how talented I am."

Kohga2 nibbled at his ear some more, while Kohga ran his fingers through his scalp, occasionally grabbing fistfulls of that long, pretty hair. Sooga was silent for a moment, clearly absorbed in the feeling of slow, loving treatment. He seemed to find his words after a moment, lightly shaking his head.

“I uhm...this is odd. Very odd display of-”

A little pull of his hair was all it took to shut his pretty face up. Kohga un did his clothes a bit, pulling out his cock. They just started, but he was honestly SO excited about Sooga getting touched by someone, that he was already super hard. He pulled his hair again, prompting Sooga to open his mouth, just enough for him to push his cock through. Sooga didn’t hesitate, sucking and groaning as Kohga slowly pushed his cock back and forth into his mouth.

“That’s it. You remembered to use a little teeth this time, just how I like it. Good, good boy.”

Kohga2 seemed to grow bored of his actions, especially since Kohga seemed to be hogging that nice face of his. So he got off of him, in order to scoot down to his crotch, grinding against Sooga’s hard on. It made him groan against Kohga’s girth, and damn did it drive Kohga crazy. Sooga was handling being shared like a dream, just how he thought it would. Kohga pulled himself out of his mouth, just to watch drool dribble down Sooga’s lips.

“Look at you. You LIKE being shared, don’t you? Like having two people with their hands on you?”

Sooga didn’t want to answer. He clearly didn’t like the idea of a threeway, despite the fact that he was grinding himself in sync to Kohga2’s movements. Kohga cupped his face in his hand, being serious for just a second (he hated doing this, but it was the top’s job to take care of their bottoms).

“Why are you so against this? You LIKE being touched, I can tell. You’re into getting felt up and groped. Why are you so hesitant?”

Sooga tried to think amongst his hazy lust, and finally seemed to muster something.

“I just, don’t want you to think I belong to someone else. Don’t want you to think someone could take me away from you.”

Oh what an absolute sap. Kohga rolled his eyes, lightly pinching his cheeks.

“Soogy...you idiot. I was NEVER worried about that, ever. I want people to see you because I’m proud to call you mine. No one could take you away from me. You could even try to leave me, and I wouldn’t give you up. You body’s mine, remember?”

Kohga’s hand moved from his cheeks, to his throat, having a nice, good grip. He could watch the lust in his eyes. He wanted to get just FUCKED, and Kohga was happy to oblige. Kohga motioned for his clone to switch him, and Kohga2 seemed happy to stuff his cock in Sooga’s mouth, though he was far more greedy, nearly smothering Sooga’s face with all he had. Kohga meanwhile, worried about slipping those clothes off, finally getting to that nice, tight ass, and those long, strong legs. After making sure Sooga was ready (he didn’t need much prepping, but one couldn’t be too careful), he threw those legs over his shoulder, and didn’t hesitate to pound into that ass. Kohga’s grips on his thighs were nice and firm, keeping him in place as his cock not only stretched his ass, but hit right up against that prostate of his. Kohga2 didn’t seem to be nice either, holding onto his hair as he fucked his face, only stopping here and there for Sooga to gag around him. You think this would be too much for one man. You’d be wrong.

Sooga accepted both of them eagerly, even pumping his cock to help push himself further (not to mention giving them both quite a show) to orgasm. Not that he was being selfish. He kept his other hand on Kohga2’s ass, as if he was begging not to let him go. Not to mention he was pushing himself against Kohga’s thrusts, really making sure he got deep into that ass. Kohga chuckled, loving just how messy his boy was. Sweaty, soaked in his own drool.

“You like being a messy boy, don’t you Sooga? You like a nice, juicy cock to drool over? You like that same cock fucking you right in your ass? It good enough for you to cum already? Huh? You gonna cum like a good boy?”

Sooga of course couldn’t respond, but he could tell he was listening. The way he started to quicken the pace of his hand, the way his precum started to get slick all over his eager hands. Kohga expected him to cum as quickly as he did, getting a hot load of cum on his stomach. It was a nice sight, watching all that cum decorating his eager, totally built body. Kohga was going to finish in that ass, when he realized; he really didn’t want to forget this moment. He pulled himself out, making Kohga2 do the same. Sooga whimpered, not just from the fresh orgasm, but from the fact that he wasn’t gifted any of theirs. Kohga pointed to the floor, and Sooga obeyed, although a bit clumsily. He looked confused, before he felt both their cocks upon his face, observing them as they quickly touched themselves.

“Open nice and wide. You want it, don’t you?”

Sooga didn’t have any shame in opening his mouth nice and wide, nearly begging like a dog for scraps. He didn’t have to wait long. WIthin a few moments, they both came, shooting hot loads on his mask, his chin, and all over his tongue. He watched as Sooga panted, nealy fawning over how much cum he was decorated in. Kohga grabbed the data pad from the nightstand, chuckling.

“Say cheese, pretty boy.”

Then he snapped a nice, pretty picture. Ooh, this was a keeper. He looked it over, snapping his fingers, and making Kohga2 disappear. 

“Mmm. You look SO good in this one. Nice and pretty. So, this mean threesomes are on the table?”

Sooga closed his mouth, swallowing the load, just like always.

“I...suppose it depends. It sounds like you have someone in mind.”

“How about Link?”

“....maybe.”

“That's My Soogy Woogy~”