#dumbask

[andy-wm]

Daeun confirmed her and Jm are dating. She asked JM stans to stop harassing her just because their idol loves her.

Amazing news. Daeun also confirmed she's dating me. And JM is too. We're in a polycule. They've asked for anons to stop serving up these ridiculous asks.

And my orange cat has confirmed that he's the president of the United States. He's asked for mackerel for breakfast.

Congratulations anon, you qualify for today's boofhead prize. Please collect your winnings at the door.

(The door is that big rectangle with the handle. It opens onto a whole world of reality you might not know about. You're welcome)

[dumbass-doe]

Hiiii somehow I just found your blog and you’re one of the prettiest people I’ve seen on this site and I want to slap your unfathomably cute face 🥰

And only partially out of jealousy that you can somehow make such a hot boy and such a hot girl and such hot prey at the same time.

Spiraleyezer

thank you!! really think i make a hot boy, too? >~< i love hearing that ////// ive heard cute, pretty, and good but hearing that had me all fluttery >\\\\> gods, im such a little fag

[42ds-too]

Let's play a game...

Here's the one rule: submit the number and the question as an ask.

I will not go back and research what you're asking if it is not included in the ask.

Wanna be nosy. . . here's your chance

0: Height

1: Virgin?

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What your last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

[anticrypt]

Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)

[hondawrench]

#nomasks #dumbask #dumbasks #maskhole #maskholes #covid #covid19 #coronavirus #psyop #hoax #farce https://www.instagram.com/p/CCFBLfjlEk_/?igshid=1iwd3rsa6qbw4

[alternianlovin]

Oh, F/O roasting? Calder. Literally. That’s a capitalist, sexist fish. This is the type of man who unironically posts stuff on Facebook about how good guys finish last and how things were better in the good old days where certain groups weren’t so opinionated. He would say he is oppressed for being an incel. Also, he’s a fish. Fish = bad in troll society.

YEAAAA hate this guy so bad. wtf. bullying him

inclusivity win! the alien who just called you a fishy fuck is nonbinary

[gammaray-burst]

Hi! I'm the person who wrote Broadwaystuck 2020! I stumbled across your blog in a fit of Hiveswap hype, and Wow. This is actually incredible how my script and song parody idea has inspired you so much! I love how passionate you are about Tyzkat, and I'm so glad something I made makes you so happy:)

Im fucking shook

This is NOT what i expected to wake up to lmaoo,,,,

Im glad you decided to reach out to me! I dont really feel worthy of this lmao,,, im just a nonbinary who posts about a rarepair,,,,

I deadass dont know how to respond im just really suprised!!! Again thank you for sending me this ask!!! Mwah /p

[cosmosnaught]

so...you kin Hussie?

NO NO NO NONONOONONONOO

[docmenlonhead]

You guys do realize they run a Dumb Ask Disposal Service.

Core I suggest you disable anonymous asks! They are usually the ones giving dangerous asks! I am so done with them! I hope Poppy's feeling better at the least.

[andy-wm]

Everyone get seaweed soup in their birthdays

Do you really think so, Anon?

I can't imagine you would say this if you had any idea of what life is like on a military base. I'm going to explain it to you because you weren't rude, just wrong

See, I'm not an asshole all the time

Let's start with logistics:

There are 360 THOUSAND soldiers in the ROK army. Just the army.

Have you ever seen a large scale kitchen that serves thousands of meals a day? It's a pretty industrial place, Anon, and everything - from the steamers to the spatulas - is scaled up in size to make sure enough food for comes out at set meal times.

The people who work in those kitchens work bloody hard. There's no time for fucking around when there are hungry soldiers needing food. I know this because my ex-partner was an army cook.

There's no table sevice in the barracks dining room.

Huge trays of basic food are set out and its a help-yourself system for the staples like rice and kimchi. But the soldiers line up with trays for the rationed parts of the meals, and the cooks serve those on a production line so they can stay within a set budget for meals.

Yes they have a buget to work to, and menues are set with a fixed number of meal varieties available.

Seaweed soup isn't on the menu every day. And they don't make individual batches for individual soldiers.

The cooks don't go searching for anyone having a birthday and present them with a bowl of soup. You know that, right?

For soldiers, a birthday is like any other day.

(Unless you're Park Jimin)

It's either on the menu, or its not.

Today it was on the menu. Today is Jimin's birthday. Could it be a coincidence?

Yes it could.

Is it likely?

I think not.

The 5th division has at least 10000, maybe 20000 soldiers. Included in that number are two of the most famous Korean men IN THE WORLD and one of them works in the kitchens. There's ZERO chance that the pair of them have gone unnoticed, you know?

I'm not saying Jungkook is in charge of setting out the menus, but he is charming, hard working, highly skilled and motivated.

He is the man who climbs mountains to fetch snow.

He's the king of grand gestures.

However it came to be, the menu for today - Jimin's birthday - includes the traditional birthday meal that a parent would usually make. (Seaweed soup is associated with postpartum health which is why it's served on birthdays).

So no, everyone does not get seaweed soup on their birthday. That would be like another country's military providing birthday cake for soldiers on their birthday. They get whats on the menu, they don't get a party.

It's the army, not kindergarten.

I hope that clears it up for you.

[awkwardtodoroki]

Yeah so, you wanted a dumbass, therefore you’ll get a dumbask. Would Todoroki prefer normal chocolate or chocolate milk

probably both my good dude 🙂👍

[42ds-too]

from where

To whom

[dumbass-doe]

i think that you're really pretty and now I'm sweating. Good luck, cute boy!

<3

well thank you!! ^_^ if you want help with the sweat, this cute boy can show how good it is, too~ ;3

[super-metroid]

good morning, nintendo switch hype

[alternianlovin]

🎫 Here’s a gush pass! Feel free to gush about whichever f/o you want, however much you want, then send this ask to 3 other selfshippers!

OK OK UM UM NYSNHNSHHND

MAN......

I just..... really love him??? Like im an idiot and hes a nerd ass motherfucker so it cancels out???

NUSHUSNUJD i wanna kiss his face,,,,,, hnng 💕💕💞❤💘❤💖💕💖💘💞💘💕💗💖💕💖💗💘💖💓💘❤💖💕❤💕💖💘💗💕💞💗💕💞❤💕💖💓💘💕💖💗💘💞💗💕❤💞💘💓❤💞💗💘💞❤💘💓💞❤💗💘💞💓💕❤💗💗💓

THA BF..... he looks so polite here.... i love him 💗💝💖💕💖💞💘💖💕💝💗❤💕💖💖💕💖💕💗💕💖💝💗💕💖💗💝💕💖💝💘💞💗💞💝💗💖❤💞💗💖💝💖💞💗💖💞💗💝💖💞💗💞💗💖💝

In short Galekh is my bf and even though i bully him i still love him a lot dhnndjunhdhndj

[gammaray-burst]

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Ill do this with... Caizur,

Shitty Caizur Mawlan aethstetic: attack kill

Osatal,

Shitty Osatal Dartag aethstetic: When your friends are killing each other and you just wanna be a bitch

And Vuscil!

Shitty Vuscil Skychi aethstetic: When you dont know whats going on but youre supportive anyway