#dungeon and daddies headcannons

[duckies27]

So I finished season 2 and I cried so hard at work over it so you get POST SEASON 2 HEADCANNONS

!!Spoilers ahead, read at your own risk!!

- Terry walked Scary down the aisle. She wore a black suit while Linc wore a white suit

- Gerry was adopted when Scary and Linc were first married, similar to how Linc was adopted

- Taylor went to jail and was all tech bro for a while until Hermie basically snapped him out of it a year post epilogue. He now works alongside Heaven (run by the dolphins) and Hell (run by Jodie) to make sure the right people are in the right place. While being an anime dude

- Normal has massive PTSD, but he spends a lot of time with Hero and Henry to help when he has attacks

- Taylor and Normal end up getting married (mainly because I love that ship idea too much), around 25 years after the main story ends

- Hero and Erica start dating in college

- Normal becomes the band teacher at Chaperel out of college. The Marching Band cover is done by his students at some point

- Linc is the soccer coach and health teacher at Teen High, specializing in Urology. Never seeing the piss boy allegations.

- Taylor goes through demon puberty in senior year and it is roughhhhhhh. He changed his whole personality to pretend he didn't become an even worse Weeb

- Hermie becomes Teen High's drama teacher, their first production is the Joker

- Normal and Hero play paintball together every few months and get ice cream after

- Scary is mainly a stay at home mom, playing with her band on the weekends. They're genuinely a huge hit, probably at least in the top 50!

- Normal and Hermie dated in high school, but it never really worked out. Too much baggage. They still think very fondly of each other.

- Linc fixed with his relationship with Grant after a few years of shared therapy

- Normal and the twins come to a...settling point after he gets married. They only talk sometimes and mainly about other things.

- Taylor and Nick are more colleges then father and son but they make it work

- Scary and Terry have a sugary sweet relationship. She's constantly by his side when needed.

- Scary and Linc get a dog, name it Rouge. Just a cute little mutt vibin

- Normal gets a cute cat that is basically an emotional support animal but he isn't crazy about her. Just likes having her nearby and cuddling when things get too much

- Taylor has sharp little teethes and have to go through braces TWICE to make them straight for real. He definitely is pissed about it for about a year

- Henry keeps Oakvale going, keeps a portal open to everyone. Taylor sneaks him in to see Mercedes some times

- All the teens get tattoos of the Dood senior year

- Dood has the crest of the teens somewhere on their body. They feel safer knowing the teens are always there.

I will be writing fics coming up, I love them so much

Art of season 3 will also come once I get the energy for it!

[pleeborp]

Is Scam’s claimed birthday April 1st? Or would it be April 2nd bc he tells you it’s on April 1st but he’s actually scamming you

[greenofrain]

Something something it's hard for Normal to be back at Teen High in the epilogue

Something something it's hard for Normal to be happy right now when he's back in San Dimas

Something something every other teen reconciles and hugs it out with their parents, but Normal only talks to Hero and Hermie

[ink-wells-and-feathers]

if you don't like Taylor having a cane and being disabled I'm fandom culture because he has a cane in the canon you might wanna look and see what that says about you. especially if your reasoning is aesthetic reasons or it "doesn't seem realistic"

[gamsdoodles]

the scar i give tj over his blue eye is from this fight

[greylight32]

I’m sorry, but nobody can convince me otherwise that Darryl was the most anxiety filled kid ever. Like he was constantly wondering what God would think with every action that he did. He was constantly afraid of screwing something up so much that he would just freeze in certain situations. Like completely tense all of his muscles, my man was so deer in headlights coded.

I think that he had multiple panic attacks growing up, but they didn’t think that they were panic attacks. They just thought it was him freaking out over little things because of stress. (Yes I am aware that panic attacks come from stress. I have very bad anxiety myself, but he grew up in the 80-90’s)

Like when he went on the turkey hunt with his dad, the moment the gun fired. He completely froze, dropping the gun into the snow blow him. Wondering if that animal had a family. He started stressing about it whenever he was eating it. How he would feel if his dad just never came home one day. He just had a panic attack right there at the table, thinking about his dad dying and never coming home.

Darryl would constantly bounce his leg because if he wasn’t moving he thought the world would end.

Like motherfucker should’ve been on meds. He got it from his grandpa i swear.

[astra-ovum]

I don't know what I was expecting for episode 6 of the peachyville horror... but it for sure wasn't magical cat boy Tony Collette. I'm totally here for it tho!

[i-3at-s0ap]

For pride month I'm gonna (try) to do a queer headcannon for dndads characters (and maybe a drawing if I feel like it!) every day, So keep an eye out for that!!!!

[bugwantsahug]

Hi!! You wanted requests? Nark and some headcanons maybe?

I apologize it has been a minute!! I’ve been rotating this around in my brain microwave cause I have so many thoughts about them!! (Also a lot of these are like- pre betrayal):

- Big fan of the FWB headcannons/fics but i present to you: “ I didn’t know how to ask you out, I wasn’t sure you liked me…” Lark, and “Wait, we haven’t been dating for the past three months??” Nicky

- Despite being the most intense of the kiddads, they are so very soft to eachother. Lots of gentle touches and kisses, especially from Nicky.

- Nick regularly forgets his leather jacket at Lark’s house. This is the only place he has ever forgotten his jacket.

- Nicky is Trans Masc, Lark helps with T injections!

- Smoke breaks turn kissing breaks VERY often.

-They are the worst PDA couple, fully on Nicky’s part. Lark will just be sitting there with Nick fully clinging onto him like one of those stuffed animals with the Velcro hands.

- they each have very distinct smells that remind them of eachother. Nicky’s, of course being smoke, but also cinnamon, and Larks is oranges.

Also, the nicknames Songbird and Hellcat have a chokehold on me, whoever came up with those I owe you my life.

[soup-child]

Headcannon that Jerry was originally Scam Likelys present to normal and hermie because he felt bad about the hermie being a goof and the oak chosen one thing and scary and link went no absolutely not we aren't enabling this

[birdybellicose]

Okay but like, what if Lark and Nick grew up to be the D.A.D.D.I.E.S.HQ wildcards and Grant's constant headache?

[duckies27]

Pre-Ravenloft Season 1 dads meet post finale Teens

Henry would very quickly hook onto Normal and be that ear to actually listen to him. They both spent all the time basically talking about rocks and cheering and making crafts from the museum.

Darryl and Linc just play sports together. It's like their normal relationship! Just with a younger Darryl. And more traumatized Linc.

Taylor and Glenn play instruments together and vaguely talking about media they enjoy. Glenn wouldn't understand the anime and Taylor wouldn't get the rock, but they enjoy the company.

Ron would automatically spot the similarities between Terry Jr and Scary. He would pull the same sort of idea to try and bond with her, but it doesn't work until he mentions Willy. Then they bond really fast and actually get a really healthy relationship. He teaches her all about business and they like to write songs together.

[pleeborp]

Dndads headcannons in celebration of a new episode (not related)

• Glenn Close HAD nipple piercings. He doesn’t wear them any more, but he will gladly show pictures if asked.

• Daryl Wilson got so fucking confused watching Top Gun the first time. The volleyball scene was his favorite part but if you asked him why he couldn’t explain it to you.

• Ron Stampler eats erasers.

• Henry Oak Garcia paints nude paintings of himself and his beautiful talented wife Mercedes. They’re ranged from abstract to insane realism. None of the realisms are actually fully done yet bc he insists Mercedes deserves perfection.

• Ron Stampler fucking loved Lazy Town the show.

• Paeden went on to be happy and never die. It’s canonical, Anthony Burch told me himself.

• where the fuck is Yeet Biggley

• Henry likes to take photos of random things to “appreciate the Beaty of all my surroundings” and he prints them off and places it on a large mosaic he’s creating.

• Lark and Sparrow call it his “stalker wall” or more affectionately, his “serial k!ller wall”

• Scary Marlowe reads Warrior Cats. I personally haven’t, and don’t plan to but she reads the vibe of my friends that have.

• Normal draws fanart of all his friends and quietly ships them together. He used to be a hardcore gothcleats guy but he’s seen the chemistry between swiftkicks. (Don’t ship real people btw but he’s a hs he don’t know no better) He stoutly refuses to ship KickWorthy.

• Samantha Stampler is still alive and she’s kicking ass as a therapist. She doesn’t know about Terry yet.

• Carol, Mercedes, and Samantha meet up for book club regularly. They don’t actually read books Tho they get together to eat food and talk shit.

• Ron Stampler ate my homework.

[chemicaleater]

IM BRINGING THIS HC OVER TO TUMBLR BUTTT IMAJINE DEMON HORNS GROW LIKE BABY TEETH?!?!

Like you grow small ones throughout your childhood-preteens and they just fall out during your teen years and during that time the permanent one are like cooking in your head then adulthood they grow back

I think its funny .. like nicky hanging out with the kiddads chilling then his horns just *pop* right off and he's like "goddammit demon puberty !!" While the others sorta freak out like TF!?!

[alix-is-o-a-k]

I have this head cannon that lark’s natural hair colour is blonde but he didn’t want to look like henry, so he dyed it brown

[angomyleggo]

If there is gonna be a new unsung hero then does that mean that there will be a new lord of chaos???

They're both tied to the doodle in the prophecy. Which would explain why Normal can still communicate with the doodler, despite "getting the short end of the stick" according to Nick.

To be fair, it could be either of the oak kids. I feel like Normal could be the unsung hero (sorry Sparrow, names don't seal fates) but most likely, I really see him as the lord of chaos because no matter how hard he tries, Norm will never be normal.