#dyn: alice x kate

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Alice: [to Kate] I never thought I’d say this, but there is only space in this family for one unstable sibling, and I have held that title for a very long time.

Alice: So you are going to have to get it together.

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Kate: Alice didn't do it.

Alice: I did it.

Kate: She didn't mean to do it.

Alice: I wish i've done it sooner.

Kate: She did it for benign reasons.

Alice: I did it for the worst reasons.

Kate: She's sorry!

Alice: I'm never sorry.

Kate: She's chastened!

Alice: I'm doing it again tomorrow.

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Kate: You can't come in here.

Sophie: Why not?

Kate: Alice is naked.

Alice: What?

Kate: Well I can't say I'm naked. she's allowed to see me naked.

Alice: Why does anyone have to be naked?

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Alice:[with her back turned] I've been expecting you, Circe.

Circe: How'd you do that without turning around?

Alice: To be completely honest, the first few people I did that to were not you.

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Alice: [to circe] you seem familiar. have i threatened you before? 

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Alice: I learnt a very valuable lesson from all of this

Kate: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away?

Alice: Death isn't real, and i'm basically god.

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Mary: Yesterday I overheard Kate saying 'Are you sure this is a good idea?' and Alice replying 'Trust me'. I have never moved so quickly from one room to another in my life.

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Kate: So, you're bisexual?

Alice: No i'm not..i'm straight. I just am attracted to girls sometimes.

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Kate: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Alice: I'm pretending you're in jail

Kate: Why?

Alice: It heals me spiritually

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Alice: The way I saw it, I had two options. I could either go to therapy, get professional help and work in bettering my life or I could become blonde.

Kate: ..So, you chose blonde.

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Alice: your existence confuses me.

Kate: how so?

Alice: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

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Kate: we tried things your way-

Alice: No we didn't

Kate: we did in my head, it didn't work.

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Alice: I have an idea.

Kate: No killing.

Alice: I no longer have an idea

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Alice: I'm very generous! What about that one time I gave blood?

Kate, suspiciously: Whose blood?

Alice: [under her breath] damn it she knows me too well

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Alice: Ah, Safiyah. My old arch-enemy.

Kate: I thought I was your arch-enemy?

Alice: I have a life outside you, Kate.

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Alice: I would do anything for you.

Kate: Good to know.

Alice: I would kill for you.

Kate: Tell me what you’re leaving out.

Alice: I may have already killed for you.

Kate, sighing: Yeah, that checks out.