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b4kuch1n · 1 year
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hahaha wheee haha
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kor0kke · 1 year
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GF BUT PAPER LMAO
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THIS IS LIKR THE 3RD TIME I'VE TRYING TO PIST THUS UAGGHGDSYXFYXF7GC8,,, Blah blah blah doodle i did while HW BLAH BLAH BLAH trying trad art again,,, MY KITTY,, yeah-- that
Sorry if I write like ass I changed phone and i dont get used to it yett,,,,
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samijey · 1 year
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Sami stays hitting the Usos with some harsh truths and Jey stays struggling someone save this poor man
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feminurge · 1 month
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man i've been thinking about autistic vampires and like. everything must be so goddamn overwhelming all the time but also. you can read minds. you don't have to change your diet it's just blood all the time you can even be picky about a blood-type and no one will say anything as long as you get rid of the corpses. you don't have to exist in the light of the day. you can just spend hours upon hours on your current hyperfixation. you can finally exist outside of capitalism. your red flags have now manic pixie dream girled into something beautiful and eery that attracts mortals. you can get inside their head. you can stop time. like if you train enough you can literally make society your bitch.
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2 more dayyyyysss
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manasurge · 3 months
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bleh
#blabbering#rambling/whining/complaining/venting ahead:#I think the horrors have finally caught up to me and the depresso is starting to take hold#i don't usually experience this until winter but I think the sudden drop of activity and people going on hiatus and such -#has triggered this early for me#basically I can't be left alone with my thoughts for too long or i start spiraling REALLY badly.#i don't really handle change very well haha...#i have the notorious curse of second guessing anything and everything and putting it on repeat in my head and then amplifying it#which sucks bc I don't have any more escapisms that work now bc this was already my escapism and I have no human connections irl#(I'm not kidding either. I've failed time and time again to make friends irl and was always the proactive one about it. But alas... ugh)#my only source for connections is online bc i struggle to make friends (especially at my age and how my energy keeps depleting and depletin#might lowkey be sharkweek but usually I just get more agitated and not this (this is very specific to the winter horrors™ for me)#i guess I may as well check out the spears while they're around still (tho in between me making dinner). I'm just feeling super bummed out#and not excited like I was the other day about it (ofc I blame the depresso™).#I don't even know what to do for my beta characters. Head empty. Head gone. sigh.#also it sucks bc next week is gonna kick my ass at work (canada day/july 4th/july in general/5 DAYS and long shifts in there too)#i'm going to be so tired and so alone and with nothing to look forward to. Idk what to do bc none of my usual distractions are effective no#No escape. No seretonin. No company. Nothin'. I notice I when i start getting bad like this when I fall back hard into pokemon#(because it was my childhood escapism and I was a neglected only child who was left alone a lot; hence the connection lol)#i'll probably just have to suffer through it and be an absolute wreck of a person i think. I don't really have any other options#watch me get sick again bc canada sucks to work bc everyone has it off and they ALL GO TO THE STORE I WORK AT AND IT SUCKS.#gonna try to draw more too but the depresso is eating my brain worms (the healthy brain worms)
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ray-elgatodormido · 2 months
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But your honor! My client has at best attempted to stop the demon infestation and at worst was kind of a dickhead who dug his own grave by thinking he could do it alone. Uhhh look into his sleep deprived eyes please your honor! Please! In his defence he has big titties! Whelp I tried.
Anyway…
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Cao Cao is a certified Twink collector
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boimgfrog · 1 year
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am i depressed or am i just stressed and tired. let's discuss.
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iidsch · 3 months
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now that i've completed all the character episodes and fought with or against all characters i can finally make a tier list with my opinion on everyone ✌
#m#tekken#i like alisa more than leo asuka and xiaoyu but i think all four + lili have a great relationship dynamic#like they could all be a group of besties who do sleepovers and kick ass togetherand get into adventures!! but alas bandai namco hates fun#katarina is SO hot but i need her personality to be shown a little bit more for her to become a fav of mine#i like miguel and bob mostly bcs of the online tekken comic but once again im asking for more content of them#also i think their opposite personalities match very well and they could be good frienemies#imagine that miguel wants to beat people up for no reason but bob keeps stopping him and he's just extra angry all the time#also. miguel showing bob spanish food. eating paella together........ bandai namco PLEASE put them together more often#i dont even need to defend that heihachi and lee are the funniest characters in the franchise you know im right#i hated lucky chloe bcs she looked like weeb bait but then i saw her episode...... genuinely super funny that she's secretly an asshole#AND extra funny that Eddy has to deal with her in t7. honestly i'd love to see eddy work for her and try he kawaii lifestyle#all the while lucky chloe is mega rude and bad mouthed in the behind the scenes#also they could have older bro and younger sis energy... or the reverse bcs we dont know how old is she. actually she should be older#wouldnt it be hilarious if she was like 35 or something#i like the characters in the orange tier mostly because of their designs#julia and lidia are both very cute! and master raven very hot#claudio kazumi leroy and hwoarang have cool designs and marshal law and the kings have funny backstories#i like kazuya when there are family shenanigans otherwise i dont care much about him#the williams' designs are very boring but i like how much they despise each other#the bears are funny too#everyone else.......... i legit dont care
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prowerprojects · 1 year
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Apparently there's another scene where Eggman tries get to Tails by mentioning Sonic; to downplay the fox, to which Tails brings up their showdown from SA1.
(Haven't quite seen all the cutscenes; the in-game ones, but someone has uploaded all the Eggman cutscenes from the update. Included him talking to Tails and the others separately. If you're interested.)
Thank you so much! I probably will check them out eventually!
Ah yeah, the Station Square thing. How embarrassing it must be for Tails to not have done anything of note for the next 20 years. Poor kid. No wonder he feels useless/s
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clanoffelidae · 7 months
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got some valentines stuff on clearance and tried one of the queen anne milk chocolate cordial cherries
i swallowed it instead of spitting it back out because i paid for it and that is the only reason why
had to cut up and eat an apple to feel human again and there was literal relief after the first bite of apple washed away a large amount of the lingering sensation of the torture device that called itself a ‘confection’
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qeyond · 1 year
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Anyway, Happy Pride! Here's my BirthdayMassacre playlist.
#q music#birthdaymassacre#death note#the vibes for this is naomi being a polite lady house wife quiet and well kept for her FBI fiance. traditional gender role shit.#but then falling in love with a blood thirsty creature man and losing her SHIT!!! going NUTS!! getting a taste for BLOOD#theyre crazed together and B is head over heels for her. ADORES her. RESPECTS her. shes GORGEOUS shes STRONG shes AMAZING#she kicks his ass when he needs it and makes him control his shit. but also they go nuts together and murder and crimes and bite eachother:#she adores B she wants to study him she wants to keep him on a leash she wants to sloppy make out with him she wants to be#totally unravelled by him. he respects her for being who she is and she EATS IT UP. she feels free and adored for who SHE is#he feels adored by her for who HE is. he loves that she tames him. he loves that they are fucked up together.#theyre healthy theyre evil theyre awful theyre enabling each other in the worst ways but its a beautiful dance <3#also listen im never going to forgive ray penber for trying to push naomi into being a sweet little house wife#ITS NOT HER!!!!! maybe killing for fun isnt really her either but its more her than being kept under lock and key by some Dude#also i know all the things she said doesnt match the vibe but it was one of my first queer songs as a teen and it has as special a place#in my heart as beyond birthday does. AND birthdaymassacre is queer so :) <3#anyway please note any playlist i share is never complete. im always adding more music as i find it :) so stick around if u like <3#beyond birthday#naomi misora
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I saw a thing on twitter :> (x)
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undyinglantern · 1 year
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being closer to your 30s than 20s and having nothing to show for it is so
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darkelfchicksick · 11 months
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if I could stop being SICK so i can make these two dumbasses FUCK that would be GREAT
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Hey folks!!!!! I thought it would be real neat to try out polls for the first time so how about I test it out??????
Which could it possibly be????? Can you guess??? It’s pretty hard huh???? There’s so many ✨options✨ :) <- their eye is twitching
#im fine if you couldn’t tell#it’s not like I spent years on that save#Skyrim#Bethesda can suck my cock I have never felt this man before I think I’m going to fucking take over the government I have sprung and storm by#tally hall on repeat and it’s midnight and I’m literally going to rip their sweaty fucking eyeballs out and steal all their go damn sweet#rolls and they can just sit and watch as I take a shit on their mother’s graves I am not doing so well I think I’m gonna eat 20 hostess#powdered donuts and then fucking die by back flipping into ur moms house#… I think I’m done#sorry to all my mutuals who have never seen me have a rager. I normally just get this anger out with a Star Wars fold out light saber and a#cardboard box but it’s nighttime so I cannot do this.#I’m gonna kill god and rip his beard off and feed it to the ducks at the park and find the fuckwads who ported Skyrim to console and shove#ants on a log up their asses and kick a puppy cause why not I feel like they kicked me in the balls so I might as well twist their heart out#of their chest and raise it in the air while screaming ‘Kalamari’ or whatever they say in that movie.#I think I’m done now. yeah. no yeah. I’m not.#I will literally burn down bethesda and make them drink warm Gatorade then chug spaghettios and call their mothers and tell them that they#need to be grounded and when they are grounded no video games or iPads or phones or Barbies or monster trucks or movies like Garfield#starring bill murry AND NOT Chris Pratt I will literally rip his eye lashes off and kill him then kick him into Harambe’s enclosure.#ok now I’m done. for real this time.#we’re having fun.#if you couldn’t tell I’m at the angry stage of the 5 stages of grief
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