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exilynn · 2 months ago

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title: 𝕰𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖊𝖘 𝕹𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖘( Eddie Munson X OC)

˗ˏˋ 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙 (x)ˎˊ˗

synopsis:

"They say that the legend of Nocteris echoes only in the hearts destined to meet. But what if this echo is so strong that it transcends time and memory?"

Love never made sense to Eddie Munson.

With a cynical view and a shielded heart, he believed that fate was always against him. Until a girl came into his life, and everything changed.

He rolled a 2 and saw her for the first time, laughing with her friends while he played with his band.

He rolled a 5 and, that night without rules, she gave him a glimpse of something deeper in the night.

He rolled a 7 and showered her with compliments at graduation, and for the first time, he saw her beyond the idealized girl – she had something much deeper.

He rolled a 10 and, while she was going through her own inner struggles, he found himself wanting to protect her, but not knowing how.

He rolled a 12 and, after a night full of laughter and confessions, he realized that she was changing his view of love.

He rolled a 15 and, even when everything seemed confused, their hearts were more connected by the echo of feelings.

And when he rolled a 20, he knew that love was never a game, and that he had won the lottery of love, but had no idea, until it happened. The bat of Love bit your soul, and nothing would be the same again.

♥ Spotify:

♥ format: longfic; canon divergence, headcanon's

♥ pairing: modern eddie munson x fem oc(self ship)

♥ warning:

Eddie Munson/Original Female Character(s), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Angst, Slow Burn, Sexual Tension, Drug Use, Childhood Trauma, Hurt/Comfort, Sadness/Grief, Childhood Friends, Original Character(s), Bullying, Eddie Munson Needs a Hug, Protective Eddie Munson, Background Hellfire Club (Stranger Things), Basketball Eddie Munson, Explicit Sexual Content, Eddie Munson has a Crush on Quinn Josephine, So many references 80's time, Eddie Munson Has a Sister, Eddie Munson moms Headcanon, Past Jason Carver/Eddie Munson, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Antonella Munson, Corroded Coffin Concert (Stranger Things), Minor Eddie Munson/Original Character(s), Adopted Sibling Relationship, Quinn Josephine has a Crush on Eddie Munson, Loss of Virginity, Good Friend Dustin Henderson, A rewrite of Stranger Things for Eddie Non-canon Love Circle, Alternate Universe - No Upside Down (Stranger Things), Protective Parent Jim "Chief" Hopper, Denial of Feelings, Good Friend Eddie Munson, Character Death, Smoking, Eddie Munson Lives, Blow Jobs, Eddie Munson is an ABBA Fan, Eddie Munson is Whipped, Eddie is a simp but just for Quinn, Eddie Munson has Golden Retriever Energy, Eddie Munson Has a Praise Kink, Eddie Munson Has a Daddy Kink, Eddie Munson Has a Breeding Kink, Degradation Kink, Sexual Overstimulation, Eddie Munson is an Rob Zombie Fan

A/N: first i got say, welcome. Second: I know in this fandom people dont like and almost is not looking for fanfic with "OCS", stories like mine aren't popular in this fandom, but i have a porpuse, this fic/au. can be the best love story of eddie and his love role(headcanon). so, please support me, you'll reblog for it can arrive the right persons, that they like OCS!

♪ Test of my patience, There's things that we'll never know. You sunshine, you temptress. My hand's at risk, I fold. Crisp trepidation, I'll try to shake this soon. Spreading you open, Is the only way of knowing you. Ooh, ooh. We'll be a fine line, We'll be a fine line ♪

Note: A brief "healthy" conversation between eddie and the oc, god, that's it… Eddie Munson boyfriend material Good reading🫦♥️

12. Miss Munson

Howling, USA. 2023.

Quinn

Today, Friday, is September, autumn — a symphony of duality. The season that marks the transition between the hot, humid summer and the cold, dry winter. I’m not one of those winter lovers; I prefer the cool weather that sometimes comes in autumn, which brings me comfort, under the pretense that when it gets cold, I can enjoy the cozy feeling of being under soft blankets.

I would call this season "The Season of Laziness", the cousin of winter.

During this cold period, the Howling, usually warmed by the heat, reaches temperatures as low as -6°C, a significant change compared to the winters in southern Brazil. There, they face harsh winters; here, the duality of temperature and climate is striking and bipolar.

I was born in Pelotas, a picturesque town in Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil. My town is almost identical to Howling, in terms of vegetation and other details. Howling is in the United States, the country where I spent much of my childhood. It was here that I met someone who saw the real me and never ran away — my boyfriend and, before that, childhood friend, Edward Munson.

With Eddie, every day feels like it's covered in treats. Everything looks festive. It is definitely true love, not the kind where passion disappears in less than a year, but a love that resists the changes of seasons and the years, always with a hand extended to the other.

On Friday night, my parents left, saying they would be gone until Sunday night, enjoying a "trip" for two. Hopper had gotten extra tickets through his close friend, Jackson.

The romantic gesture, I bought it—him spending time alone with my mom at a popular spa. I reacted to the situation like the meme says: "I'm not judging, Dad, I'd do that too, if it was love!"

As cliché as it may be, I considered my father's choice to be the best, since romantic acts mark him as the most romantic man in town. My dear father Hopper is the type to give bouquets of flowers and create romantic settings, buying candles to impress my mother.

She's a little strict, but that's okay, it's part of our nature, right? Love is not a competition. It never was and never will be, even in difficult times, when the day starts off grumpy and drags on for the whole week.

Relationships are messy in their normal way, but if you refine each step you take and learn to fight the demons—or, as I learned from Eddie, "the dragons" that live in our minds—it can be easier to love someone.

And I'll tell you something: parents are babies who need love and attention, but as they grow up, they assume they're no longer children. In reality, they are strong children who, from an early age, were forced to become "adults" in the university of life.

A friend once told me that patience is the perfect seasoning for having a loving and united relationship with those who gave us the gift of life and want to see us overcome every damn obstacle. Parents are also "first-time sailors in love" when they become responsible for lives, educating and molding a cultured human being with love.

…

During the trip, I had the idea of inviting Eddie to sleep over at my house. Maybe it wasn't the best invitation, just the two of us... I'm in my early twenties, but I'm treated like a crybaby.

Today, the only desire I feel "hungry" is because I miss Eddie composed in my days, us during the rainy weather daring in damn cute galoshes. The longing is as big as a black hole in the solar system. I love being with myself, but when you have someone in your hands who supports your craziness, you fall into it, as if it were an exciting rocket ride.

I even believe that the rocker also really missed the times we used to go out on my days off at the bakery. Since then, it's been weeks since I've seen him, and I was able to hold his face and kiss him with so much love that Eddie even made faces.

As I walk down the hallway toward my parents' room, I find my father talking to himself in an indecipherable language. Maybe it was Elvish? Latin? It doesn't matter.

I lean against the door frame, hoping he'll see me and stop arguing with the suitcase that doesn't even have ears, but he seems to swear he will. Either way, it's hilarious to see a scene like this.

— Quinn. Is something wrong? — Hopper expresses concern.

— No, um… I was wondering if I could spend a few days at Eddie’s house, since you and Mom are going on that romantic trip…

At first he gives me a lecture, showing his concern as a loving father who protects his only daughter, that tough guy attitude does not go unnoticed.

— This American doesn't inspire me with confidence, what if he's looking for furry babies? You're young, dear. — he grimaces.

— Don't see him as an immature and irresponsible threat, father! He's out of diapers! — I defend Eddie, but I feel like I'm about to put my hand in the fire. And I'm going to BURN myself.

My father starts to laugh, but it is not an ordinary laugh; it is full of mockery and harshness.

— I'm just saying that Wayne may have given the kid the best education, but my friend… he was never a saint!

— If my boyfriend doesn't inspire confidence in you, why did I hear you say good things about Eddie the other day?

He rolls his eyes, huffing.

— There’s no way to win, right? That metalhead… If he inspires confidence in me from now on, I’ll stop being a clingy dad, Quinn! — I wasn’t sure if it was a false vow or flattery.

— Okay. And where is this place where you’re going to do the prenup? — I ask boldly.

— Hillpark SPA is in Darlun, kind of on the outskirts of Howling. I don’t know the area, but it looks like a really cool place. My friend mentioned it and suggested taking his mom… — Hopper explains, concentrating on adjusting the clothes in the suitcase to close it.

— Darlun? It looks like a hobbit kingdom. If I'm going to be home alone… can I invite my boyfriend to sleep here?

— Quinn, you're getting bold! — he exclaims, irritated.

He rolls his eyes, but gives in to my bold, cute expression. So he agrees that when we head to Howling Airport, he can drop me off at Eddie's house.

— Great! Let's make a deal: on the way to the airport, we'll stop by the testosterone-filled boy's house. Sound good?

— Don't talk about Eddie like that, with emphasis and mockery! — I mutter, and he continues to look at me with a bad mood.

It's not that he hates Eddie; he's just a very jealous father. And when I say jealous, I mean VERY jealous.

— This will be the biggest sacrifice of my life. — he grumbles, looking up, talking to God. — I'll let you stay at Munson's house for a few days, but nothing more!

Hearing his admission, I jump into his arms, showing my excitement, and cover his face with kisses. He complains that I'm drooling on him, but I love it when he gets mad. It's fun!

— You're the best dad in the world, Jim Hopper!!

— Don't take advantage of my kindness, Quinn Josephine Francis! — he scolds. — But please, no cheap shots with Munson, you promise? You'll use everything, condom?

— I've grown up, Hopper! Can't you see I'm an adult? — I make a pose with my fist.

— Just because you're an adult doesn't mean you have to act like an irresponsible adult?! You're still a child, my daughter! — and here he reveals his selfishness in sharing me with Eddie.

—But, Dad, is Mom in a good mood today? Because if she is, I'll get permission to sleep at Eddie's house…

— That’s it, let her know! Be careful with your words, okay? She’s a well-oiled stress machine with travel preparations…

— Mr. Hopper, you're just as much of a neat freak as she is. You can't stand things being thrown in a corner! — I accuse, pointing my finger at her face.

He was speechless, so he just hugged me.

— Okay, I admit it. I'm a clean freak! But about your rocker boyfriend… I don't mind that Eddie is dating you. I'm just not ready to lose you, daughter… — Hopper admits as he hugs me.

— Jim, you're not going to lose me, not even joking. I'm your little girl, your princess, ugh — I curse myself for sounding so gay. After all, I have that vibe and there's no denying it.

— Promise me you won’t let him make furry babies on you any time soon, Quinn? — he raises an eyebrow.

I don't respond to your quasi-objection about me dating Eddie Munson and showing up pregnant with his fur babies.

— If Munson crosses the line, let me know. I have a rifle hidden in the closet.

I widen my eyes and say:

— Stop it, Dad! Eddie acts like… a rock star, a rebel, but he has a heart of gold that feels like plush!

— Great! What else do you want from me?

Suddenly, the hug almost crushes his bones, which don't take long to disintegrate.

— Nothing more, father. Have fun on your trip. I mean, wedding. — I say with impure eyes, full of mischief.

— If your mother finds out that I'm planning a romantic evening with red roses and champagne… She'll shave my head!

— How specific. How cheesy! Will Sandra accept, Jim? Stay tuned for the next chapters… — I add with a melodramatic touch, laughing.

Two days before I found out about my parents' trip, I received an invitation from Eddie. He texted me asking how I was doing, saying he missed me so much. I responded quickly, faster than the speed of light.

As I made the bed, my eyes began to feel heavy, as if there were sand in them. Sleep hit me—in fact, it hit me hard!

🦇Edd 🦇

Miss Munson ♡

UE:

Finally, you showed up. I thought you had run away to Middle-earth, my dear!

🦇 Edd 🦇

Look, I didn't answer the call or read the messages because I was in a meeting with the guys from Corroded. But I've been thinking about you since I walked out into the sun.

UE:

What were we doing, Munson?

🦇 Edd 🦇

I swear to the rock gods there was no nudity involved. We talked about traveling, going to Japan, just you and me…

Me: Where is Tooro Nagashi?

🦇 Edd 🦇

Day of the Dead in Japan, huh? And how did I guess? I can read my girlfriend's mind.

UE:

Are you a vampire, Eddie? If you can read minds, what am I thinking…?

🦇 Edd 🦇

Well, I could read your mind if we were together in person, but... Have you been thinking terrible things about your rocker, honey?

UE:

No, I was thinking about cute animals!!

🦇 Edd 🦇

Don't be so cruel to your pet Munson. I am so in need of special care and attention.

UE:

Sorry, bro!

🦇 Edd 🦇

I miss you, I need you on top of me, under me, I don't know. I want to smell you. I love you, chatterbox.

UE:

Don't waste your time thinking about me. You could be talking about the new Iron Maiden album with a friend.

🦇 Edd 🦇

That's absurd, I'm never too busy for my girlfriend! And the only person I love discussing new albums with is you. You're also my friend, metalhead!

UE:

I'm your woman, Munson! I'm not gonna lie, I'd love to. I'd get excited just talking about newer and older albums.

🦇 Edd 🦇

Earlier, we talked about the first show. But I couldn't concentrate, I just wanted to know how my Miss Munson was doing.

UE:

I think I'm fine. I just need a little vitamin E...

🦇 Edd 🦇

Oh yeah? I miss Quinn Klung's mix. My Quinn!

Me: I don't understand, Eddie.

🦇 Edd 🦇

I said I miss being with you. You're a mix of Judas Priest albums and the whole metal or rock thing: insatiable!

UE:

How cute! Do you mind telling me why you said "mix"?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 When I almost said that, I saw you as a source of masturbation because the sound excites my soul.

me: MUNSON?? 😳

🦇 Edd 🦇

What's wrong? I don't have the right to make dirty pick-up lines? Lock yourself in the dungeon, maiden. Because your father made this stupid rule of only kissing before marriage. I'm going to hang myself. try hard ☠️☠️☠️

UE:

Fuck it, I don't follow Hopper's systems. I want to do everything with you, even weird things. But how was it at Hide Records?

🦇 Edd 🦇

Crawl out of the depths of darkness tonight? Or do you want me to explore your dungeon? You can show me the size of your kukri, and I'll show you my axe. In Hide? I've had a headache all day. It felt like a ghost was dragging me into an upside-down world!

UE:

About the invitation to leave the dungeons, show me your axe, dwarf. How awful, Eddie. The only weight you have is the weight of being so hot and driving other spirits crazy.

🦇 Edd 🦇

That was the weirdest compliment anyone has ever given me. I just wanted to love my Quinn, kiss her, feel her 💔

UE:

Don't be sad, I will reward you with special massages...

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Bring your ass to my face.

Me: Do you want to be my slave?

🦇 Edd 🦇

Damn, slave? But hey, it's late. Why are you still awake?

UE:

Facing insomnia because I don't have my dungeon master. :((

🦇 Edd 🦇

I love that nickname. Why is insomnia plaguing my bat?

UE:

A list of thoughts.

🦇 Edd 🦇

Did they involve nudity?

——————

UE:

Kind of normal, right? Is there anything wrong with admitting that I had sex with my boyfriend thousands of times in a dream?

🦇 Edd 🦇

Cute, and... weird. You never talk like that, you kind of do, but not openly.

UE:

Eddie, you're different, passionate... Every minute with you is a perfect curse. I even feel dizzy, like, on weed.

🦇 Edd 🦇

Maybe cocaine. My curse is to love you until I die.♡

UE:

I want to apologize for doing something so terrible, Eddie…

🦇 Edd 🦇

The only thing I won't forgive is not defeating a Lich or Demogorgon! But doing it quickly?

me: N

But I didn't go to my boyfriend's band's first show because I was working...

🦇 Edd 🦇

Don't be like that, you always give it your all. You are the beat of my riff, the water of my spring.

UE:

The other thing I'm apologizing for is because I caught a damn cold because of a bet... And in the end, I had fun.

🦇 Edd 🦇

If there was fun, that was enough!!

UE:

Nel and I made a stupid bet and I lost!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Oh, since when has Antonella been involved in this scheme? And why didn't you tell me you were sick? Am I a joke, Quinn Josephine??

UE:

Calm down, Eddie!!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 CALM DOWN, YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND AND I'LL BE THE ONE WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU UNTIL THE END OF OUR LIVES Do you think it doesn't hurt, Quinn?

Me: It was out of respect, I knew you would see sick people and fight with God and everyone, Eddie Munson.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 That doesn't change anything, I'd be boiling with worry, damn it!!

—----------

Me: You know what? I hate arguing with you about trivial things…

🦇 Edd's 🦇 You're right, I'd rather spend the hours I would waste arguing, kissing, fucking like crazy until there's a noise in the basin.

Me: That's cute, but don't freak out over little things, okay?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 MARRY ME? I LOVE YOU. ANSWER ME, BITCH.

eu:

WHAT THE FUCK, MUNSON!!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Babe, it wasn't me. It was THAT BOY Johnny. He took my phone after the meeting, that brat!

eu:

You tricked me, you were planning our wedding in your head. I already thought about the bridal bed.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Are you blind, Quinn? I never said I didn't want to marry you. Now I want to know why you got sick. Tell me or I'll kidnap you. Are you going to play dirty or fair?

Me: We bet on which member of Corroded Coffin Nella would end up kissing, of course, not you. So I guessed "Lucas?" and she said "FUCK YOU!"

🦇 Edd's 🦇 I'm having a serious talk with Nelly. But Lucas doesn't suit Antonella. He's a brat, worse than her!

—— …

Me: So she would make out with Billy?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Billy? No, his intelligence is like a snail's walk, Klung!

Me: Snails don't walk, they crawl. Why did you call me that? Don't you love me?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Honey, it's your last name, what's the problem?

Me: You look like you're angry!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 What the hell's the problem?

Me: Damn, it's your ass, Munson!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Calm down, short-tempered bat.

Me: I'm upset and sad, your sister is not being nice. What did I do, my God??

🦇 Edd's 🦇 What was the punishment for this bet?

Me: If you jump in the pool with clothes on…

🦇 Edd's 🦇 YOU DIDN'T JUMP? QUINN??? Oh, shit, no! IT'S COLD, DAMN IT!

Me: Why do you think my nose is stuffy? DO YOU WANT SOMETHING MORE SPECIFIC?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 What the fuck, girl.

me: I GET MAD AT YOUR TURTLE-LIKE SLOWNESS, EDWARD!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 You're much slower than me. SHUT UP, JUBILEE.

—----------

Me: I'M GOING TO SIT ON YOU UNTIL YOU CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 How delicious… Did you smoke weed?

Me: At family night, you were talking dirty in my ear. Are you going to play innocent?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 My dream is to punish you, little one.

Me: Go on.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 I'm going to mistreat you yet. Just you wait, you little shit. You hot slut.

Me: Insult me harder?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Idiot. Unemployed. A waste of chromosomes. SCUM OF SOCIETY. Annoying worm

Me: Fuck you. Learn geography, you stupid American shit.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Damn... I'm gonna tell Eli Munson. And I'm not all-American, baby.

Me: You irritate me, Eddie. I asked you to curse with dirty words and not make me depressed!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 I think I need a deeper dive into your dungeon, little one.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Save the insults for the bedroom, baby. You're in luck, I have a gift for you. (media)

Me: How can someone with a baby face speak so badly?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 You are my BC RICH. And I play with you every day.

Me: How can I be depressed if I'm dating Eddie Munson? I'm not sending you hearts because I'm on the dark side.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 When you were Lily in school, you used to send me hearts. Now you're a hypocrite.

Me: Sorry for the coldness.

🦇 Edd's 🦇

Am I your boyfriend or your punching bag?

Me: It's those damn beliefs, that's why I became bitter as a lemon

🦇 Edd's 🦇 I don't want to see you with that sad face. You're beautiful, damn it. You, the light, could be Gandalf guiding the dwarves.

Me: Now you're talking like a kid full of vitamins!!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 You are my daily vitamin, and there is no other that makes me get up every day. Even down there…

Me: Idiot. What about the leaked single?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Oh, some smart person went rogue and leaked our song. The vibe is a little Judas Priest with other stuff you might want to hear. Maybe a little Bachman Turner-Overdrive influence, but just saying.

eu:

You've always been a cheesy romantic, but I love it.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 To compose, I had to buy tons of tequila and stuff myself with pizza. Market pressure hurts, it's exhausting. But one day, Corroded Coffin will be like Pink Floyd, or Metallica, I don't know.

Me: That's right! Always dream big 🤘🏻

🦇 Edd's 🦇 No hard feelings, but Corroded Coffin missed you. When can I see you? Away from my Quinn, I'm as empty as space and damn black holes orbiting in space…

Me: How cute! But what about the fact that you're now a ROCK STAR?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 We're not rock/metal giants yet. I don't know how to explain it, but there are several steps before everything works out. Look, I need to see you because it still feels like I'm on break.

Me: Does this mean I'll be able to see you this week??

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Of course, I need you. In my bed, in my life.

Me: Are you at your mom's house? I miss my crazy rocker.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 I don't have this trailer anymore. Now it's another one, from Uncle Wayne. Do you remember when we visited the bearded guy? We were just kids, we ate a lot of strawberries on the farm.

Me: Do you remember?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 You were part of my growth. Not exactly my teenage years, but a part of you always reminds me of childhood and the smell it has

Me: So, you live far away?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Not as much as you think. I might fly into your window, like a bat. You never know!

Me: Did you move alone, honey?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Not exactly. I talked to Mom. She thought it was okay for me to fend for myself, that I was an adult, but I can't even make a shopping list yet. But hey, I need some inspiration…

Me: Now? Make playlists of songs you love!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Thanks. Man, there's a song that's been stuck in my head for days.

Me: Which one, Eddie?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 There are millions of songs that make me think of you, only you. But it's from our parents' time, when they probably dated and went to dances.

me: 💗 Dancing Queen… from ABBA?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 ABBA IS GOOD. The song is Take A Chance On Me.

Me: How cute! Would it be okay if I ran out of the house to see you today, Eddie?

🦇 Edd's 🦇

YOUR FATHER WOULD CASTRATE ME AND WE WOULD NOT HAVE ANY MORE FURRY BABIES.

Me: Oh, Eddie... Hopper isn't that cruel! He already talked about trying to be a good father-in-law to you and not getting on your nerves.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 So ask if you can sleep with me. That's all I deserve. I can't stand talking to the trailer walls and sounding like a lunatic.

Me: If you let me go there, you'll never compose.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 So, baby? Wanna climb into my trailer and run to my room?

Me: I'm so gay for you, I'd go to hell if it meant being with you.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Wow, you're such a tempting temptation. Ask your dad, ask your mom. Please? I'll reward you later. ;)

Me: Okay, would I sleep with you? Or would I spend an afternoon in the trailer?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 How are you afraid to sleep with me? I'm not going to turn into a dragon and eat you! If you want, I'll sleep on the couch mattress and give you my bed for the first few days until you feel comfortable. Or I can fly on your roof…

Me: That's already weird.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 I don't care if I break an arm, as long as I have my Quinn.

me: NO WAY, MAN!!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 A broken arm would hurt less than not having you. Will you come sleep with me tomorrow night? The trailer needs more people, I don't think the dust can handle how alone I am.

Me: You have spiritual company!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 I'M REALLY PARANOID RIGHT NOW, DAMN IT, QUINN!

Me: That back pain is a spirit resting on your shoulders. Okay! I'm going to convince my parents to let me sleep in the trailer or my little kid will stomp his feet and cry, right?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 What about this cold? Is it weakening my sickly halfling?

Me: It's not that bad. It's like when you get a flu shot, but you still get sick.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 You're like a walking encyclopedia, Josephine!

Me: Do you have a fetish for those who teach?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 You're my favorite poet. And who doesn't have a fetish for intelligent people?

Me: Hm, something tells me you've already fallen in love with someone smart Especially in PG-18 movies?!

🦇 Edd's 🦇

Is that jealousy? And to answer your question, no, no one but you I see… But it would be cool if you were my history teacher talking about the French Revolution, wearing a baby doll, sticking your ass out…

Me: Oh, shit…

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Don't jump into a pool in the winter again... Don't do that again, I can't stand to see you sick, do you hear me?

Me: I'm reading, not listening, Eddie. Hahaha!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 I'm serious, Quinn. I love you, damn it.

Me: What if I disobey?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 You'd pay with a lash. Are you sure you don't have a fever?

Me: I'm fine, okay? Sleep inspector. And I'm an artist, and artists sleep late.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Can I give you a dose against the insomnia dragon?

Me: Even if it's just to buy melatonin candies to regulate my sleep, you can try to distract me

🦇 Edd's 🦇 (media)

Me: You're such a jerk, Munson. We look like a cute couple in this picture.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 It was Nelly who took that picture at graduation. I was Kas, and you had the Ghostface mask! And that kiss in the car... I would have devoured you whole if we weren't "strangers" to each other.

Me: Damn…

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Don't swear, baby.

Me: Oh, shut up, Hahahawhaha!!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Was this supposed to be funny? Hahaha!

Me: Hm, I hit my head on the keyboard.

🦇 Edd's 🦇

You can't type with your head on the phone keyboard

Me: EDDIE, ARE YOU HERE? Are you in my closet??

🦇 Edd's 🦇 I'm everywhere... Especially in your heart, baby. ;)

Me: Do you like Måneskin?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Is this some popular band from the past?

Me: No, they are current.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Oh, they play hard-rock. Right? They sound promising. Hey, Quinn, let's make a pact? But no goat's blood!

Me: Oh no. What?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Relax, no satanic pact. I know what you've been through in the past, and it's not about comparing it to what happened to me. I love you, and I want to heal you, Quinn.

Me: The guys I had were dogs…

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Ok, um meow yes Eddie… Meow!

Me: Why are you meowing?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Were you expecting a bat? I'm not good with high frequency sounds.

Me: Eddie, you don't exist. You're high.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 I'm not talking to you, human. Meow. Your job is to spoil me, to give me affection whenever I want.

me: I'M DYING LAUGHING, STOP!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 YOU WON'T PET ME? YOU UNGRATEFUL HUMAN.

Me: You're not a cat, Eddie Munson.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 We have a deal: if you take me to your dungeon…

me: What?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 If you take me to your dungeon, I'll show you my dragons.

Me: You don't even know how to flirt, NERD!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Be my Banshee, and I'll put my magic staff on you.

me: EDDIE, GO TO SLEEP NOW

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Hey, do you still write stories?

Me: Yes, I still write. Why?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Good, very good. Because you know if you give up writing, I'll gather a bunch of people to hunt you down all over Howling.

Me: Okay, now that you've threatened me, I'll tell you that I write on a free website…

🦇 Edd's 🦇 MunsonMuse? Is this a tribute to the old blowjob team? HOLY SHIT BASKETBALL. BASKETBALL, MAN, BASKETBALL

Me: WHAT WAS THAT??? I never thought you would care about basketball. Are you sure you've never seen me on the court when no one was around? I've seen you singing while wearing your basketball uniform.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Wait, when did you see me singing?

Me: I've always been there, but in another stratosphere.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Yes, we were from “different worlds”.

Me: I saw you in the auditorium looking at me!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 LOL I hit my head on the keyboard. I never… ok, I saw you play guitar at the talent show and I saw your pom pom show!

me: GOT YOU, MUNSON!!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Oh, damn! You're not as slow as I thought.

Me: Do you really like me writing stories?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 The writers are geniuses. I want to know the name of the story.

Me: Better not…

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Ahh, let's go? If it's a fanfic, I won't reject it.

Me: How do you know what fanfic is?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Huh? I read one that was based on Lord of the Rings but had porn in between and then vampires, it's appealing…

Me: And here a perverted nerd was born!?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 I make fun of Twilight for fun, but it's cool. I only find it funny when Edward shines. And I'm not flattering you to get into bed. Can't you see you're talented?

Me: What I wrote is an erotic novel… You're going to look at me like I'm a crazy woman who's always horny!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 And since when is that a lie, Quinn? You broke the curse when you loved me, you took away every curse I thought I had on me.

Me: I'm lucky to be dating you. I'm curious about the single Corroded Coffin. Can you send me the website?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Ugh… but what if you hate it?

Me: You're a hypocrite, I'm your fan!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 No, I'm a perfectionist.

Me: You're also very stubborn. It had to be Taurus...

🦇 Edd's 🦇 I don't know anything about zodiac signs… And I'm not interested.

Me: You don't believe in signs?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 I believe in aliens.

Me: Right, Spielberg. And how do you explain our romantic connection?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 That doesn't make sense, Quinn. I'll send you the song document so you can shut your mouth.

Title: "Love in Flames"

Written by: Edward Munson

Verse 1: In the city lights, the night sky shatters, My guitar howls through the chords, your name. A rebel with a heart of fire, You're the flame I need to keep burning.

Chorus: Love's on fire, thunder echoes in the sky, Hearts racing, to the same wild riff. Nothing else matters, just you and me, Love's on fire, baby, it's us burning together.

Verse 2: In the dark alleys of my heart, our fiery night dance, The road to hell exists, but every kiss is a curse and a pleasure. In the dark eyes, I find the abyss, and in them, I lose myself, But together, baby, I'm a storm, you're a hurricane.

Chorus: Love's on fire, thunder echoes in the sky, Hearts racing, to the same wild riff. Nothing else matters, just you and me, Love's on fire, baby, it's us burning together.

(Guitar solo - wild)

Verse 3: The hell that used to scare me, baby, now seduces me, You're the devil, with your dark eyes and deep temptation. We'll burn like a supernova in space, Our love is a hot explosion, even when the world seems frozen.

Chorus: Love's on fire, thunder echoes in the sky, Hearts racing, to the same wild riff. Nothing else matters, just you and me, Love's on fire, baby, it's us burning together.

Outro: Love on fire, baby, we are a storm erupting, In the whirlpool of passion, our song echoes and there is no solution. Love on fire, baby, we are the rebellion that will not be silenced, And when the last chord echoes, our wild story still survives.

Me: The song is ABOUT ME? HOW CUTE! I thought it was brilliant, the reference to Angus Young's songs? Paul Stanley?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Did you like what I wrote, baby?

Me: The lyrics are beautiful.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Want to be honest? It helps me. Did you hate it?

Me: That's not true, I loved every bit of the lyrics!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 I'll believe you. I think I'll read your stories, it's the only way I can be close to you.

Me: I love you 💗, but don't do that with your eyes.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 I sent you the band's unofficial website, but by email.

Me: What about our relationship? How long are you going to hide it?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 You are my first serious relationship, and I want it to work, without the media bothering us but I won't hide you completely.

Me: You don't have to try so hard, Eddie. Hey. Who mixed Love On Fire?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 I did the guitar chords. Lucas did the vocals. Nick played the keyboard. Johnny played the guitar, Bill played the percussion, and a friend from Hideout did the mixing…

Me: It's cute that you guys support each other, most bands hate each other. Dude, I was just looking at a post on Twitter. I want a pet.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 But you already have your pet, and he's here.

Me: I want a baby.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 We can see how to order one. The stork might bring it, but I'm just saying…

Me: I'm talking about a pet, not a human baby.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Do you want me to run away to your house? I can sleep in the closet. I have nothing to do at night.

Me: No, Eddie. Are you crazy? Not the closet. You'd sleep with me, all snuggled up.

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Can you survive without my axe?

Me: Huh? Your what?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 Oh, that was a typo!

Me: Your jokes aren't helping, Eddie!

🦇 Edd's 🦇 I'm counting down the hours until you can see my little house.

Me: What's the inside of the trailer like?

🦇 Edd's 🦇 I'll show you baby ♡

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