#egg mcmuffin

[neitherabaron]

Just found out that the Egg McMuffin used to come with hollandaise and strawberry jam in the 70s and I’m devastated that I will never be able to sample this nightmare.

[catfindr]

[c0derra4lyfe]

Me, calling Tumblr HQ: um.. Hey.. I kinda need 2 be famous rn...

Them:um... No...

Me: HOW COULD U DO THIS TO MEH😢

Them: just jorking! Anything for u my little tumbling 😈🥺❤

Me: werkkk

#sorryguys... Just a little LARPing.. XP

[contac]

[stone-cold-groove]

Good morning, America! How are you?

[wildbeautifuldamned]

Cody Foster McDonald's Egg McMuffin Breakfast Sandwich Glass Christmas Ornament ebay

great*finds*from*kristin

[masoncarr2244]

Some more McDonald’s gifs I made.

[gameraboy2]

1978 Egg McMuffin ad

[zcalories]

Egg McMuffin Calories

The Egg McMuffin, one of the flagship offerings from the McDonald's fast-food chain, is a popular choice for many consumers seeking a quick and tasty breakfast.

[daveydoodle]

I was going to make French toast but decided to make a ham, egg 🥚 🍳 and cheese 🧀 sandwich 🥪

[driften-sea-snake]

*modern don draper standing up to start pitch*

we’re in a dark, grimy room. it’s an execution chamber. we see a man, and in his eyes there’s terror, regret-wait. relief? his life sucks. maybe someone else is solving his procrastination.

it doesn’t matter. he hears the executioner marching down the hall. nothing matters anymore. but then we hear the sound of someone cursing.

cut to the hallway. the executioner doesn’t have a free hand to open the door. in one hand he has his tools, and in the other 4 Egg McMuffins. our executioner took advantage of the 2 for $3 deal, going on at your local McDonald’s now. he puts his power drill down and opens the door.

our protagonist sees those Egg McMuffins, and we hear him say his last words-i want to live.

Egg McMuffins: Finally, Something to Live For

[sachyriel]

thick as they are tall

Pork sausage patties, scrambled egg patty, English muffins and a pair of hash browns (also patties).

Gonna need to squash them out to be thinner, so they cover more egg surface and take up more muffin space. But I do appreciate the thickness, like burgers these sausages.

[contac]

[duranduratulsa]

Take Out Food of the day: Egg 🥚 McMuffin at McDonald's #food #foodporn #breakfast #sandwich #EggMcMuffin #mcdonalds

[morganleehostetler]

[masoncarr2244]