#ehehehehehe

[buddieroommates]

made it out alive, but I think I lost it.

[lobtwo]

Him.

[rebelwithoutabroom]

cc!george is regretting some ✨life choices✨ right now

[lay-z]

sugar plum simon cries when he cums sometimes, i can feel it in my bones

Man's gonna sniffle a gruff little "Thank you, mummy," to you; all teary and wide-eyed while his stomach is covered in his massive load. Meanwhile, you're cooing at him that it's alright. He didn't make a mess.

"You did so, so good for Mommy, sweet boy."

Next time, you might even let him finish inside.

Or something like that 🥰

[noctiva]

OH US INTOX KINK BITCHES R EATING SO GOOD RN.

Both of u getting absolutely faded,,,, you feel so good that toby doesnt wanna pull out, your both just grinding against eachother, trying to get him impossibly deeper,,,,

Him giving you an edible and not telling you how strong it is,,, you eat the whole thing and within an hour your grinding on his thigh and staring at him with huge eyes,,,,

giggling and smoking a joint together turning into him fucking you over a desk and holding the joint to ur lips from behind,,, pinching ur nose so u have to inhale,,,

- 🔌

Okay okay what about cockwarming him while you’re both faded…

Sat on his lap all pretty, stuffed nice n’ full as his cock softens inside you, some of his cum still leaking out from the last round. Still so hazy and fucked out of your own mind but you still lean forwards and part your lips when he offers you another hit off of the joint.

Playing with his hair as you lazily grind on him, the joint dangling out of the corner of your lips as you look down at him with half-lidded glassy eyes. Feeling him get harder inside you again, his hands smoothing down your sides and resting on your hips to keep you seated nice and still - not rushing anything, because he knows he’s got allllllll night to break you apart. Right now, he just wants you here - seated on him so perfectly, hands trembling when you take a hit.

Leaning in to capture his lips and breathe the smoke into his mouth, which of course turns into a sloppy makeout sesh as the joint slowly dies in your hand. Tasting the smoke on his tongue, squirming to try and get more of him - to get him deeper. But, he’s just going to let out a breathy laugh, his eyes both foggy and fond as he looks up at you.

“Take it e-easy, baby. Finish the joint f-first.”

[stevebabey]

coming soon my sweet peas 🫶

edit; here ya go, one order of tooth-rotting fluff

[madame-mongoose]

Forgot to post this here, Happy valentine's day from me and the wife!!!!

[mushtoons]

BAPS U BAPS U BAPS U BAPS U

[accidentcache]

𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐄.

how did you end up with this number? normally your clients don’t have you setting fires or outrunning certain winged heroes. but the pay is good. is that why you’ve never met the villain behind the screen?

everyone tells you playing with fire gets you burnt. unfortunately for them, you’ve been a pyromaniac since birth.

and unfortunately for him, he’s not sure how to feel about a pawn playing a game better than he does.

──── ִֶָ☾. ────

content warnings: language, illegal shit (i don’t condone any of it), drug use and alcohol consumption, morally grey characters, strangers to enemies to lovers type shit. as usual chapters will have their own warnings.

no tag list cos i don’t have the energy.

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[missninapea]

My favorite Crowley pics~😈🖤

[nastiiuu]

Straw hats but I made a silly

The Rest

[likesdoodling]

Remembered Fullmetal Alchemist is a thing recently, so here's Colonel Mustang, aka my shading study of the day~

[frongle444]

lords in black blind box toys. yes of course i am also going to draw this

think of the implications:

so its like seasons/series right

1st season is the classic ones

like 10th/100th could be like their black and white form maybe??

the secret ones are sparkly or golden (or BOTH) (OR WEBBY)

lib in pyjamas. lib posing with plants. lib cosplaying as their fav townies. lib x hello kitty. can you tell i love when things are themed oh my god

box is a pentagon box with like segments with each segment being one of the lord's domains. the back is a spiderweb

or OR it's something bastard's box

OR OR OR its the bastards box but you can like flip the packaging to make their domain as like a little stand

wiggly getting everyone in hf into gambling oh no

wiggly and tinky's joined project

produced by uncle wiley toys

am i cooking or no

[onejellyfishplease]

TURTLE DRAXUM! GIVE HIM A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE!

Alternatively, mutate him with human DNA. Reason: It would be funny.

-Name guy™️

Draxum as a turtle was too funny of a concept for me to pass up on.

He's a kind of Sea turtle! :D

[amoremagnificentbastard]

Hey, y'all know that sexy outfit fic I've been yelling about for the past three weeks?

HERE YOU GO ENJOY

(Sending a big thank you and even bigger hugs to @bardic-inspo for being its first reader!)

[beomiracles]