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#elon musk is an idiot
wilwheaton · 26 days
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...he’s still puffing his chest out with the bravado of an anti-woke, Western civilization-saving, alpha male. But scratch his tender shell and you’ll find a scared, overcompensating man who’s probably smart enough to know it’s over.
Elon Musk Has Entered the ‘Please Clap’ Stage of His Megalomania
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secretlykoishi · 2 months
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Can't believe this dumbass is making real Squips
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I honestly can’t decide which is funnier:
1. He broke Twitter by implementing bad code and covered it up by announcing the limitations
2. He broke Twitter by not paying his google cloud bill and covered it up by announcing the limitations
3. He broke Twitter by fundamentally misunderstanding Twitter and bragged about it by announcing the limitations.
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stylesmilky · 10 months
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gmotd · 8 months
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House of Memes (gmotd.tumblr.com) 2023-08-21
I call it "Xitter".
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briliantlymad · 1 year
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If we're to believe Elon . . . Twitter is about to explode royally
all those tweets asking "omg how is this site free?"
well i guess it will no longer be free because this asshole is about to completely ruin it
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I was on twitter for two things tbh. 1 is BTS and the other was artists. a lot of my favourite asian artists have twitter while their other socials vary between pixiv or weibo. and it was great that they had twitter cus that meant i could see all of them in one app ya kno?
So while i don't wanna leave twitter, i'm really failing to see how it's going to be ok.
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I dont think even the whole "let's tumblr it and make this site unprofitable" plan is gonna work
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brokenbatterii · 10 months
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musk b runnin twt like daffy duck ran enormocorp 💀
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garthnadermemestash · 10 months
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Twitter has really gone down the shitter. Elonia musky has now banned Cisgender on the platform. We will now be calling them Incels women won’t fuck.
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sekhithefops · 10 months
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Today on "Elon Musk's Steady Descent into Madness."
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Yeup.
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeup.
It was never real. None of it. The Rate Limits didn't actually exist. Musk made it up to cover his own ass because he screwed up in two directions at once and it damn near broke Twitter... but now its out and he's got so much egg on his face you could slap him with a frying pan and call him an omelet.
He did it because he didn't want to admit that a combination of losing the Google Contract because he told his employees not to pay for anything they owe, including as it turns out rent on the Twitter HQ building (which he is currently being sued over by the by) as well as the code buggering itself, was entirely his fault.
Richest man on earth everyone.
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derekbnerdy · 1 year
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AP confirms that Elon has been suspending the accounts of journalists who have been writing about him. Not Tweeting but but writing about him...on their news sites...ya know...doing their jobs. What's wrong musky? What happened to "free speech" and there's also this thing called "freedom of the press" why do you have to be such a little pussy?
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parkersgnome · 19 days
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If I hear one more conservative or 14 year old boy say “Omg you shouldn’t eat the rich, Billionaires Like Elon Musk have worked so hard their whole lives. He started from nothing and has worked his way to the top.”
That is complete fucking BS. That loser didn’t have to work a day in his life. He was born to rich parents and has been eating from silver spoon since he was fucking born. Miss me with that “He’s worked so hard 🥺🥺” shit.
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wilwheaton · 10 months
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Probably the best way to understand Musk is that he’s another rich middle-aged divorced guy whose hot new girlfriend is white nationalism.
Inside Twitter’s Extended Weekend of Doom
Fuck apartheid nepobaby Elon Musk, and the system that allows him to have any influence at all.
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sherlocking-out-loud · 10 months
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so not only now the embedding of tweets on other sites is broken because twitter's content is no longer public (it now forces users to log in to see it), Elon The Idiot Musk has also done this:
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he will not rest until he completely destroys Twitter, will he?
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popefrankieboy · 9 months
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You know, with many window managers using X as the symbol for "Close window", I feel like the new Twitter concept is actively daring me to close it down and walk away.
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slickfaggot · 1 year
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how it feels to still be on twitter
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noodlerock56 · 10 months
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"Hey, guys, is this how you write a code script?" asked Mr. Musk of his flabbergasted employees.
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