I want a fanfic where like, Akechi's palace puts him as a "princess in a tower to be rescued" on the meaning of how deep down he wanted help, to be saved from Shido's control and how he had hoped the one to save him will be Akira since you know, he kinda loves him, and also, like, everything about them-
So he's trapped in a tower in the highest room, with only a tiny window, a trap door, and a bed
And his shadow(s) tells him to just wait 'till prince charming comes for him
But in truly Akechi fashion he's like "F*ck no, as if i'm gonna wait" and tries to rescue himself just that his shadow(s) is(are) not gonna have it and keep(s) ruining every plan he comes up with while also dealing with the phantom thieves because even tho he wanted to be rescued he's not gonna admit it so they have to fight their way trhu the palace anyway
Also, Akira's outfit is changed to a more "prince charming" one
[ID: a meme of Timmy Turner drawn kneeling next to his bed with his hands clasped in front of his face, praying, edited to say “I wish every psychiatrist on TikTok that makes fun of people with personality disorders and demonises them (especially NPD) goes to hell no matter what”. /End ID]
AU where Loki gets banished for Thor/Warriors 4 going to Jotunheim and he just settles down on Earth. Copes with the blue arm by ignoring it completely since he's been disowned and dumped on Earth anyway. There's probably a way to 'prove himself worthy' and 'get back to Asgard' but he never bothers with it.