#emperor undying

[thechekhov]

The Emperor Undying, the Kindly Prince, Necroslut Prime.

[itsagrimm]

After Gideon the Ninth: I am getting bad vibes from God but let's see how it goes. After Harrow the Ninth: God is just a man with flaws who cosplays competency. Got it. After Nona the Ninth: God is evil incarnate but in the least explainable way. I hope Death-Barbie got him and fed him to the cows.

[nona-gay-simus]

The fact that Gideon "assumes puns are funny automatically" and John Gaius, Necrolord Prime, The Emperor Undying, Dad Joke Extraordinare has "never heard a pun he didn't like" is the funniest thing to me.

Like father, like daughter.

[emperorundying]

every time i see someone say something equivalent to 'John Gaius is great because at the end of the day he's just a little baby guy who is silly and dad jokes and really isn't that the important thing' it drives me a little insane because like. you are playing so beautifully into his hands! you're buying into his guise and you fully know it.

moral of the story is that anything can be forgiven if you're funny enough jodbless and joodnight

[ariessential]

Reading harrow the ninth and i dont know what the fuck is going on. god is dad-shaped, though.

[arcadiaak]

[mercymcrn]

made a playlist just for the duplicitous sluts of necrolord prime….

[wrenzfic]

Second read of harrow the ninth and just heard God say:

"none houses with left grief"

!!

And somehow it's not as emersion breaking as it should be. I just now have head canon of Jod as a tumblr girly...

[owlqueen10]

I’m posting all my stuff on here now GAZE AT MY EHE JOHN.

[anathemaegg]

where are the jod cosplayers

[brungeons-and-bragons]

Me starting GTN after hearing about it from a friend: NEEEEEEED the bone lesbians to kiss

Me finishing NTN: love is all around me and god needs to die.

[palamadeez]

listen, all i'm saying is that if i were given absolute power, i simply would not let it corrupt me absolutely

[cupofkinship]

[arcadiaak]

The man god himself

[theriverbeyond]

i think if John had shown Harrow baby sensory videos on his tablet instead of making her drink tea she obviously didnt enjoy and eat biscuts that she so clearly did not want to consume everything might have been different 😔

[nanaminokanojo]

True form Sukuna in just a goddamn fundoshi, emerging from a hot spring like a Heian era Calvin Klein model, arms raised as he cards his fingers through his wet hair, mist and steam under the moonlight and all that shebang.