#tlt memes

[brungeons-and-bragons]

Welcome to The Locked Tomb! Our books are told through the point of view of

-jock stuck at a renn faire murder mystery party

-schizophrenic malnourished teenager granted unspeakable power

-a baby. Like an actual 6 month old infant.

Good luck!

[estradiolivia]

[katakaluptastrophy]

I love how fully Gideon the Ninth commits to the country house murder mystery vibe.

Not only has everyone been called to an ostentatious and decrepit pile by a mysterious benefactor, but you have a great range of murder mystery stereotypes:

- Military officers who think the whole murder thing could be resolved with just a bit more discipline

- Gorgeous socialite sisters with a dark secret

- Eccentric gentlewoman scholar and her young wards

- Professor curiously close to his manservant

- Tragic convalescent

- Useless clergyman

- Socially awkward orphans

Not to mention the staff of the house who do not seem to be entirely honest about its past.

[liesmyth]

this girl can fit so many girls in her.

[wifegideonnav]

lmao just saw someone say that they were 20 pages into gtn for the first time and felt a totally reasonable violent surge of envy. like imagine getting to read tlt for the first time again. hey ive got an idea why don’t we just kill the section of my brain that r

[a-decrepit-house]

Harrow, in Gideon the Ninth: I cannot conceive of a universe without you in it

The literal plot of Harrow the Ninth:

[skullfacedfruitcakee]

Dealer: j got this new strain 💯 it’s called, “thanergy link to your daughters longsword” 😳🔥 gonna be blitzed off your titz

Me: whatever man I don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude I swear I saw some bitch in a hazmat suit at the bottom of that glass coffin

My girl Harrow, pacing: the eggs you gave me all died and you lied to me

[jods-duplicitous-sluts]

[nonas-third-tantrum]

omg look who joined the celebrity auction! what/who are you bidding on?

[the-uncanny-dag]

Based on a shitpost by @paramoregf

[nippercadet]

Is this anything

[skewered-smiles]

Here, have some TLT memes I’ve contributed to the community:

Gaslighting isn’t real:

The Ninth house showing up to Canaan like:

I saved you the red one:

Cover them up slut!

Harrow the ninth:

[brungeons-and-bragons]

Me starting GTN after hearing about it from a friend: NEEEEEEED the bone lesbians to kiss

Me finishing NTN: love is all around me and god needs to die.

[wifegideonnav]

so listen. we all know that if they ever made a tlt show it would be bad pretty much no matter what. so my pitch is let’s just give the project to steven moffat and see what he does with it. by the time he’s done we’ll have a show called “john” all about how tragically and manlily sad jod is and how you know what maybe imperialism is ok sometimes. tamsyn gets buckets of cash, some white guys get acting roles that they’ll regret the rest of their career, and i get a new hbomberguy video essay to rewatch every six months or so. someone call the fucking bbc ive solved this.

[annoying-wall]

behold, my locked tomb meme

Meme template from @stalebagels

John by @rosenkranz-does-things

Alecto by @c-rowlesdraws

[procrastinationaccount]

Ortus: I believe that we are trapped in a labyrinth of, consciously or unconsciously, Lady Harrowhark's making. Although she is a mere seventeen years of age, she has endured enough pain and accrued enough power to fell a Lyctor. Do not underestimate the machinations of her dark, twisted mind.

The machinations of Harrow's dark, twisted mind: What if I was Gideon's cavalier 🤔🤔🤔🗡🗡🗡What if she was a charming princess and I was an impoverished little nun 🤴🤴🤴💓💓💓 What if she worked at a coffee shop ☕☕☕🤗🤗🤗