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EMULSIFIED-SYNTHETIC SENTINENCE
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people being dramatic about "american cheese" (in quotes bc americans didn't make it) is one of my favorite topics because it's funny to see people talk about it like it's a biohazardous waste when it's literally just Cheddar That Has Been Watered Down With Milk, And Then Emulsified
#I think she (american cheese) has a fascinating reputation#so it's cheddar which is already A Cheese and milk which is what cheese is made of#sometimes they use colby cheese too it kind of depends. but it's traditionally cheddar.#and you can enjoy hours of people making comments abt american cheese being Literal Plastic#They Can't Even Legally Call It Food!!#YOU MEAN MILK?????#that's what I like most about it. when cheese is Milk That You Did Something To. and this is kind of also just milk#that has had things done to it.#but if poor people eat it then it must be poison#I get a lot of personal joy over asking people what they think american cheese is made of#and their massive disappointment when they hear it's just cheese that's been stretched w milk#like. it's so boring. it's so uninteresting. they were really hoping it would be interesting.#it's like a hobby for me to see how many comments i can prompt someone to make abt it being non-food before i do this#''it melts weird because it's PLASTICCC'' it melts like that bc of the emulsifying agent keeping the fat from splitting#basically one of my hobbies is turning an interesting thing people make jokes about into Something Boring
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not enough people talk about the fact that jon's choice of ice cream is canonically rum and raisin
bro really didn't have to reach too hard to pretend to be almost 40 because what the fuck
#it's so fitting for his personality but also so gross#let him eat something better i beg#even just plain vanilla at least#and he was teaching them about emulsifiers??? i actually can't talk about that since i've told my friends about the same thing but STILL-#the things i would do to have one (1) conversation with this absolute specimen of a man#he's so quirky (autistic)#jonathan sims#jon sims#the magnus archives#tma#tma jon
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(playing turnabout serenade and i pause to painstakingly write out a note) klavier..... is..... a..... service..... top......
#based on the guitars are like my lovers conversation#hes so. i want to stick him into a jar and shake him and emulsify him into a nice aoili#ace attorney
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u should draw jmart being domestic and shit, i love love love the way you draw them and i need them to be happy (no pressure tho <333)
yeah martin, he just got to the good part
#he's reading about emulsifiers#traditional sketch cause I've been neglecting my sketchbook#also ignore jon's arm please ty <3#the magnus archives#jonmartin#tma#asks#tma fanart#jmart#jonmartin fanart#mossiistars
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picked up pokerogue recently. freak legion victory doodle.
#pokerogue#pokemon#avepharts#dont feel like tagging all of them...#it's good stress relief so that's been nice lately. always love playing with battle gimmicks too.#and i like using a bunch of pokemon and playstyles i might not normally#btw the emulsifier is a mix of both player characters because they are awesome. and bad ass. and emulsifying.#chibi
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Trick or Treat! :D
You get: What the hell was IN that salad
#lxgf#ask#trick or treat#lxgf henry wotton#lxgf dorian gray#context for this: between holy water + sacred oil + communion wine + garlic (emulsifier) we realized you could make a Holy Vinaigrette#decided to try to come up with a Holy Salad to go with it#googled lists of sacred plants#and found out that peyote (hallucinogenic) and marijuana were among them#the most absurd thing about this scenario is the idea of lord henry getting excited about free salad#lxgf bonus content#shitposting
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Reuniting The Family
#michael de santa#jimmy de santa#grand theft auto 5#gta v#grand theft auto#my gifs#my edit#michael is just like me for REAL <3#need sugar caffeine and emulsified pig fat SO bad
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Lost her train of thought
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EMULSIFIED-CADAVERIC ABDOMINAL INFLATION
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thinking about how fucked up my dad is at cooking. now that i am thinking about it the guy has probably never looked at a recipe. i remember he made aglio e olio one time for my siblings and i when we were younger and it was pasta in like. straight up oil with raw minced garlic in it and that was It. so you can imagine how that scarred me from that dish for years
#in other words i made aglio e olio for the first time and it ruled bc I Looked At A Fucking Recipe#you TOAST the garlic in the oil. you EMULSIFY the oil with the pasta and pasta water. you can put some parsley and parmesan on it also#who fucking taught me to cook bc evidently it wasnt him HDBSBDBDHDHDHDHH#food mention#words from the monarch
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so you’re cool with proana content?
Don't send me asks if they're bad faith like this.
What about "disordered and disabled ppl have a right to exist online even if it makes you uncomfortable" made you upset exactly?
Like is that what I said? That I'm pro-ana? Can you read? Are you old enough to be using this site? What logic is happening in your brain that you think that believing people with EDs having the same rights as Everyone else ALSO means that I WANT ppl to be exposed to ana-content.
Go ahead. Go on. What the fuck is your problem. Why are you like this. Why did you pretend to be this incapable of understanding what I said. Does it feel good to pretend to be that inept?
You happy? Is this the reaction you wanted?
Eat shit.
#asked#answered#im not in the goddamn mood today#dumb questions arent being deleted today#they are being emulsified
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im so fucking excited to hear frenchie explain vampire lore this thursday
#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd s2 spoilers#the garlic?? no way my bf isn't going to get his crazy conspiracy theory chance to shine#frenchie voice: yeah you see anyone who comes back from the dead has no blood now so they have to drink it from other people#because you cant move without blood thats just science#but if you wear enough garlic it emulsifies what little they have so they cant come near you because then theyd be paralyzed by garlic#its perfectly logical
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Oil and Water
Navani stared at the Towerlight sphere, and she felt compelled to correct one thing.
"Oil and water aren't opposites."
"Of course they are," Raboniel said. "This is a central tenant of philosophy. They cannot mix, but must remain ever separated."
"Just because something doesn't mix, doesn't make them opposite," Navani said. "Sand and water don't mix either, and you wouldn't call them opposites. That's beside the point. Oil and water can mix, if you have an emulsifier."
"I do not know this word."
"It's a kind of binding agent, Ancient One," Navani said, standing. If her things were still in here ... yes, over at the side of the room she found a crate, holding simple materials for experiments.
She made up a vial with some oil and water, adding some stumpweight sap extract as a simple emulsifier. She shook the resulting solution, and it handed it to Raboniel. The Fused took it, and held it up, waiting for the oil and water to separate. But of course they didn't.
"Oil and water mix in nature all the time," Navani said. "Sow's milk has fat suspended in it, for example."
"I ... have accepted ancient philosophy as fact for too long, I see," Raboniel said. "I call myself a scholar, but today I feel a fool."
"Everyone has holes in their knowledge. There is no shame in ignorance. In any case, oil and water aren't opposites."
Rhythm of War, Chapter 61: Oil and Water
[Picture ID: Caitlyn stands in the rain, asking "what about us?" Vi looks briefly over her shoulder, looking forlorn. "Oil and water," she says, sounding resigned, "wasn't meant to be."]
#i'm not sure brandon knew how gay this was gonna sound after arcane came out#but yeah after rereading RoW i totally understand why people ship navani and raboniel#say it louder so vi can hear you navani#navani kholin#raboniel#navaniel#caitlyn x vi#piltover's finest#piltover's gayest#oil and water#arcane netflix#league of lesbians#rhythm of war#stormlight archive#and you know jinx is gonna be caitvi's emulsifier#because the only thing stronger than superglue is trauma-bonding
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we should just stop mandering the gerries. make the whole country a perfect grid or one giant gerry, this would solve all our problems
#politics#this is a joke because i believe gerrymandering is a deeply unserious word and shouldn't be used for such a serious topic#what does it even mean really#who's gerry and who gave him permission to mander#but in all seriousness get rid of all districts. we will surely not regret The Great US Emulsifying#sure counting votes would become a nightmare but the votes aren't being counted correctly anyway so it can't get much worse
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the only ingredients in peanut butter should be peanuts and salt
good luck hand mixing ur pnut butter and getting peanut oil all up on ur wrist and counter top 😏😏
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