#enid as her cav

[tequiilasunriise]

Love, but in the sense that you’ve spent your whole (wretched) life trying to live up to your single-minded definition of hard cornered strength, where you have witnessed enough horrors to last a few lifetimes and the unwashable blood on your hands could drown an army, where there are infinite shadows lurking within you that could never be fully chartered but- and here’s the real kicker- despite all of these traumas and tangles wrapped within and around you, the one thing that finally breaks you, the one thing that renders years upon years upon years of built up tolerance suddenly meaningless….

“Goody warned that I was destined to be alone. Maybe it’s inevitable. But for the first time in my life, it doesn’t feel good.”

-Wednesday Addams, Netflix’s Wednesday

“One idiot with a sword and an asymmetrical smile had proved to be Harrow’s end.”

-Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Tamsyn Muir’s Harrow the Ninth

…is her not being by your side.

[gorgynei]

Dunno if you've read The Locked Tomb Series but a Locked Tomb/Wednesday AU with Wednesday as Harrow and Enid as Gideon. I know nothing else about the AU really matches but shush

i very much have read tlt!! i dont post about it so much now because i havent read nona yet -w-; putting enid and wednesday into gideon and harrows dynamic would be so wild and.. *thinks about the ending of gtn*..... oughouhg painful.

i think in a more general locked tomb au enid as a cavalier and wednesday as a necromancer (with xavier and ajax also being cavaliers, trying to pair with wednesday) WOULD be super super fun. plus, necromancy powers fit wednesday extremely well, and a necro who refuses to pair with a cav is a fun idea. ooh im having fun thoughts about this now. wednesday would be a 9th house necro, obviously, but i could also see her in the 6th. enid could be 3rd or 4th (depending on how u wanna take her family) and i think it could also be fun to make her similar to coronabeth in that she's pushed into being a necro but ends up as a cav? to mirror her werewolf things..

u can do a lot with this. good au concept anon

[tequiilasunriise]

Honestly, can we please take a step back and laugh over how absolutely hilarious the spectrum that is humanity? This turned into a bit of a tangent so the muskrat dragging will be under the cut.

Like, on one hand we have Elon Musk who is throwing the world’s biggest, most publicized temper tantrum over random internet strangers being mean to him and rightfully calling his bullshit out. This man is trying so hard to cover his tracks after buying Twitter and time after time after time again he keeps being his worse enemy. If he would just shut his mouth and stop giving the rest of the world fuel to clown the fuck outta him, Twitter wouldn’t be actively burning to the ground in real time right now. Sure, these memes are incredibly funny and I am very much thriving over these homefires, but I do feel bad for those who relied on Twitter for business like small artists. This is only the iceberg tip of his vileness, mind you.

Moving on, on the other side of the spectrum we have the backbone of our society, truly the peak, dare I say the PINNACLE of humanity- softly apologetic ao3 writers. Literally some of my FAVORITE ao3 experiences is opening up the update and seeing author’s notes like, “I’m so sorry I haven’t updated in a while, my cat’s ovaries exploded and on the way to the hospital I got into a major car crash but don’t worry the doctor who took care of me was amazing and next thing you know we’re wives now with like, two kids and yes my cat is perfectly fine after all of this time.” Obviously this is a dramatization, but we all know and have seen those authors who literally went through the most traumatic, the most absolutely life-changing shit and STILL genuinely apologize to their readers for?? For what??? Not updating this Wenclair Griddlehark AU 200k words enemies to lovers slowburn??? Like, you are the least problematic person to ever exist please don’t ever apologize for not cranking out surprisingly well-written smut about some popular Tumblr Sexyman getting the wizzy dizzy glizzy gulp gulp guzzler 9000 because real life obligations got prioritized. 

(In all seriousness, yes, I love getting updates on my favorite fics as much as the next media enjoyer, but self care babes self careeeee. You may be a content creator of any variety, but you’re your own person first. Don’t ever feel the need to apologize for living your life because us shippers, shitposters, and all in-between can (and should) wait.)

tl;dr: The sheer duality of humanity is absolutely hilarious and I think we should talk about this more.