#i said what i SAID

[itsjustpoopeh]

full offense but all of y'all need to calm the fuck down and stop reading articles if you can't cope

[pain-to-my-auchocolat]

carlitos is a fedal love-child you can’t convince me otherwise, they’re his dads.

[madevampselle]

Interview with the Vampire S02E01 and S02E05

That's it. That's the post. His ass is the post.

[thisisyourdriverspeaking]

Many racetracks have tried to be an iconic night race but Singapore will always be that bitch

[thomas-mvller]

Ibrahima Konaté (23') Virgil van Dijk (41') Cody Gakpo Dominik Szoboszlai (67') AC Milan | 1 - 3 | Liverpool FC 2024/25 UEFA Champions League - League Phase

[midnight-wood]

Zayne would be very disappointed in me tonight

But Sylus tastes like expensive whisky and real tobacco

[thebookofcarol]

Melissa McBride settling the discussion once and for all:

wired earpods >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> airpods

yeah, she's judging y'all wireless people!

[miyku]

[lavendervirgos]

Girls who suck your fingers after you've fingered them deserve the world. It's me. I'm girls.

[littlestarbeam]

Camp Jupiter kids are private school kids and Camp Half-Blood kids are public school.

[chaos0pikachu]

sorry but I so don't care that venom might not be in the mcu cause where the fuck would he and eddie even fit in the mcu? there's no chaotic sexy energy in the mcu i'm so sorry like the mcu's idea of sex is two dry pumps on a beach with ppl so pretty they might as well be ai generated the horniest thing they've done in their films is had steve rogers in a boob shirt and then they finished his story by becoming joe biden Venom would eat some cop's skull and the avengers would literally shit themselves they'd be like "OMG EDDIE YOU CAN'T GO AROUND EATING COPS" and Eddie would be like "I didn't that was my husband" and then John Watson would show up and be like "I'm an ally so I totally understand but also we don't allow the eating of law enforcement here" and Venom would try to eat John Watson while eddie calls the avengers neolibs in his head like THEY DON'T FIT IN THE MCU

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[bobcatblahs]

Anyone aspiring to hold any political office in any nation should have to be personally vetted and approved by David Tennant.

[scarsound]

you done gasted every flabber that i had

[vsthepomegranate]

Born in Flames (1983)

by Lizzie Borden

[ghoulysaphomet]

broke: tim getting uwuified by the fandom

woke: tim is as violent as jason is

bespoke: tim uwuifies jason and calls him terms like his precious big bird while jason, 6'4 and built like an industrial fridge (that isn't from lowes) is covered in gore, like sir thats his emotional support robin, his poor little meow meow