#ermmm yeah. okay bye

[mitwodlemi]

(Spoilers for seasons 1-2 of TMA) HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!

I got hyperfixated on The Magnus Archives back in November and now I can finally post some fanart for it! Here's my season 1 and 2 dump. I have much more stuff for the later seasons, which I will be posting soon hopefully.

Enjoy my drawings of the Eye's special little boy!!!!!

[tyciel]

yay redheads. more to come im sure

[stump-salsa]

Okay I’m talking about my zasr smeet NOW because idk if I’ll ever finish her page since I LOST IT. Anyway.

Her name is Mi (pronounced “me”) which was zim’s idea because skoodge wouldn’t let him name her zim jr

She was born from The Slime. (The sludge that comes out of the voot in that one issue. Now I KNOW it only did what it did because it was reacting to the stuff on the planet but ermmm shhhhh I’ll figure it out)

She doesn’t need a pak because she was born from The Slime buuuuttt she wants to be like her parents so she wears this little backpack that looks like a pak (skoodge gave it to her and zim has never mentioned the fact that he’s the one that did the most work on it because he’s EMBARRASSEDDDDD you know how zim is)

The backpack’s like. Spot things (you know the pink spots on paks. Yeah) are shaped like little hearts and they’re pockets that she keeps little trinkets in (the top heart has a family photo in it). It’s also pretty big inside the bag and has even more pockets in there

She doesn’t know a whole lot about the irken empire. Zim is desperate for her to learn all about it and the tallest because you know how he is but skoodge does not want her involved in all that at all and always changes the subject or takes her away when zim is starting a deep dive (he is still very delusional this is not an au where he’s realised everything he’s still very much hopelessly devoted to the tallest and denies the fact that he’s defective)

You know how zim is. He isn’t as affectionate with mi as skoodge but you can tell he loves her (the same way he shows his love for gir, you have to read into his behaviour but you know he loves them both). Mi wishes he’d be more cuddly so when he is in the rare mood where he’ll snuggle (usually when he’s too tired to be difficult) she makes the most out of it similar to skoodge LOL

Her and gir are the worst team ever in the sense that they are so hard to handle and shouldn’t be left alone together for long periods of time because chaos will be unleashed. They’re best friends. If minimoose is involved sometimes they’ll be responsible and handle it but other times it’ll just be absolute carnage and you can never tell which one it’ll be

Most of the time she wears a little pink dress because it’s the closest thing to zim and skoodge’s uniforms (she will eventually grow out of wanting to be exactly like them and will love wearing other clothes)

I don’t think she’d be allergic to the earth stuff as horribly as zim because she grew up on earth. She is still an irken so I think there’d still be a reaction of some kind but not like burning and smoking like zim (maybe a rash??? I HAVENT DECIDED ON ALL THIS YET)

She stops wearing her backpack as much as she grows up (she’d use it as like. An actual bag but she wouldn’t wear it every second of every day like she did when she was little) but she still keeps it in the best condition she can and keeps it in a special place in her room in the underground part of the base and the family photo stays firmly in that heart pocket

I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW but I’ll either reblog this post when I think of other stuff or just edit this one okay thanks bye

[santaclaushohoho1]

santa for chrostmasd can i have ermmm a cd player i guess and also another thing that i would say but i have an irrational fear of getting doxxed and i'm afraid saying a date would lead someone to figure out what city i live in so i dont wanna say the second object anyway thanks what you favorite type of cookie???????????/ for the milk and cookie part ? anyway cd player please have i been good enough this year? in a way one could say that even though it's a semi-religious holiday in and of itself, Christmas and the whole Santa mythos can form a mini-religion. Do good "nice" actions and you will receive gifts from the Christmas god (santa). Leaving milk and cookies is like a sacrifice that makes him be more likely to bestow presents. However, being bad "naughty" only nets one a few pieces of coal, or worse, Krampus. anyawy i should get back to my essay about Aum Shinrikyo... give the reindeer carrots for me! love you and i will forever strive to be at least a somewhat okay person (dm me and i will tell you about that second object btw). sorry btw it's 3 am and i'm procraistinating but i wanna get at least two pages done before i go to bed (assingment is 3 pages and due sunday), finish the other tomorrow for a first draf,t do the other homework for the week [there's a discussion this week so I have to actually read the chapter :(], then edit it. At least this is better than starting on sunday??? anyway. cd player. favorite cookie type? btw are you vegan should i get soy or almond milk or something? goodnight and also i forgor but yeah give the reindeer carrots or whatever they eat. bye fr this time

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hope im good and that you don't find the cryptic message byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

christmas was 2 months ago

[teeth--king]

hi it's that same anon from last time, idk if you remember (it's ok if you don't)

just wanna say that i hope you're doing well ! still love your art so much. yummy. thanks for the food :] but yeah i just hope you're doing okay. you're a great and cool person and ermmm!!! i really love your stuff!!! bye take care of yourself!

I remember! Thank you so much for the check in! I'm sadly not doing the hottest at the moment from a mixture of getting sick and a bout of clinical depression for the world just being a bit too much at the moment. But hey I'm trying right now to get better and hopefully with that I can get back into making you some more good art to eat! I was meaning to draw Elliott on the fourth(because his ingame birthday is the fourth of Fall and that makes me think October 4th) but uh, it's somehow already the seventh? Where did the time go? But seriously thank you so much for enjoying my art, it really means so much, that does help right now with my mental struggles and dilemmas from the rise of ai art generation taking off more and more. It's nice to know that my stuff is enjoyed :)

[dennywilsonsdrumstick]

this is so off topic from everything I’ve posted here so far but this is the beginnings of me revealing how cray cray and insane I am 😍 no but anyway I feel like we as a society didn’t appreciate chris evans as Johnny Storm enough . Likeeee he was soooo fire (hahahaaahaaa) as johnny and tbhhh his johnny had t boy swag🫤🫤like if I’m being honest. But ermmm yeah,,, this is coming from someone who used to run 2 chris evans fan accs and 1 mcu one soooo actually I’m a genius on the topic okay bye

[amazingphanisnotonfire-imagines]

Jordan Connor//Extra

Request: Can i request a Jordan Connor/reader where you're one of the like "extra/background serpents" on set and you have a crush on him and the rest of the cast catch on and have you two do like a "confession scene" or like make up something to get you two together?

“So then we went to the beach and we stayed there like overnight. It was great. Oddly romantic though.” Jordan finished his story and the two of you laughed loudly. 

“I don’t expect anything less from you and Drew.” You replied and he laughed even louder. What you wouldn’t do to hear that sound everyday. 

You’d been an extra on Riverdale since halfway through season two, and you were loving it. Usually extras would only be part of it for a few episodes, if that. But apparently people had liked you enough to keep you on, and a part of you was hoping that you’d get given a bigger part someday. However that day was yet to come, so for now you’d settle for being a regular extra. 

What made it better was the friends you’d made. Some of the main cast would talk to you, but the cast that weren’t part of big storylines, or that had little parts talked to you quite a lot. Two of them being Drew and Jordan. They were the people you’d had your first scene with and even though you’d only been in the background you’d been nervous as hell. But they’d made you feel better, calming you down before and after takes, and you ended up hanging out with them a few times. 

You talked to Jordan more than Drew, but that was probably because you had a small (massive) crush on him. From the moment you saw him you were smitten. He was tall, cute, funny, he made you feel calm. And he was hot as hell, plus how could you not like him? Like have you seen him? The only problem with him is that every time he talked to you (or even looked in your general direction) he made you blush. 

“So how was your weekend?” He asked. 

“Oh, you know. Nothing interesting. I mainly just watched Netflix.” You replied. “That sounded a lot cooler in my head.” You admitted and he giggled. Okay, you didn’t think it was possible but you liked him even more and that was your new favourite sound. Even more than his laugh. 

“Thats still cool.” He reassured you. “Was it just you?” He asked casually and you could feel yourself starting to blush. 

“Is it cooler if I say yes?” 

“Sure.” He nodded sarcastically. “So you watched Netflix by yourself?” 

“...yeahhhhh.” You sighed. 

“Sounds fun.” 

“Thrilling.” You replied and looked at the floor. Well, this is embarrassing. You’re supposed to sound cool and exciting, not sad and alone.

“If you ever want someone to watch Netflix with, you have my number.” He said and you looked at him confused. Okay, maybe he was into sad and alone.

“Yeah.” You nodded quickly. “We could chill.” You tried to play off how happy his comment made you. 

“You want to watch Netflix and chill?” He asked. 

“Yeah.” You replied. “Wait.” Your eyes widened and a bright smile appeared on his face. “I didn’t mean like that.” You rambled, your cheeks getting hotter. 

“I’m joking.” He laughed. “But I mean, if your offering.” He winked at you and you grabbed the table beside you, your knees going weak. 

“I’ll keep that in mind.” You tried to play it off, but inside you were screaming. 

“Jordan!! You’re needed on set!” A crew member shouted and the two of you stopped your conversation. A part of you was thankful that he was needed, it would give you a chance to pull yourself together before filming. However the other half of you wanted to stay and talk to him forever. 

“I’ll see you later.” He smiled sweetly at you, causing your cheeks to heat up even more. 

“See you.” You nodded. His hand lingered on your arm for a few seconds before he turned around and walked to set. 

“Sooooooo.” Vanessa said in a teasing voice. 

“Spill.” Madelaine added, standing on the other side of you. 

“What?” You looked between them confused. 

“You know what.” They sent you a look and you looked at the floor. 

“I really don’t know what you’re talking about.” You repeated yourself and started to walk. Deciding to spend some time with the other extras before you were due on set. Plus if you talked to them, hopefully Vanessa and Madelaine wouldn’t join you. 

“Yes you do.” They continued to walk beside you. God, why do they have to be so nice and considerate towards the extras. 

“I really don’t.” 

“Oh come on Y/n.” Madelaine stopped in front of you and you almost walked into her. 

“Everybody knows you like Jordan.” Vanessa added and your eyes widened. 

“I don’t like Jordan!” You whisper shouted. 

“Yes you do.” They said together. 

“Okay fine.” You nodded. “Maybe I do.” You mumbled. 

“I knew it!” Lili said happily from behind you and the three of you turned around. Lili, Cole, KJ and Casey were all stood behind you, a bright smile on each other their faces. 

“Great.” You muttered. Since when did they start to talk to extras? 

“Its cute!” Lili squealed. 

“Another on set romance.” KJ teased. 

“Its not gonna happen guys.” You rolled your eyes. 

“Why not?” They asked together. 

“Because it just isn’t. He doesn’t like m-” 

“Y/n!” A crew member shouted. 

“Thank god for that.” You mumbled. “Bye guyssss.” You waved at them before hurrying away. 

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” Vanessa asked. 

“Definitely.” Madelaine replied. 

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“What do you think of Y/n?” Cole asked Jordan. The two of them were on set together, taking a break between takes. Him and the others had devised a plan on how to get you two together and this was step one. Figure out if Jordan liked you too. They had an incline that he did, but they wanted to make sure. 

“She’s cool.” He replied.

“Do you think she’s pretty?” Vanessa asked. 

“Yeah?” He replied. 

“And does she make you laugh?” Cole added. 

“Yes?” 

“Okay.” They both said and sent each other a look. Now they wait.

“Oh, the other day Y/n said the funniest thing.” Jordan broke the silence. Vanessa and Cole smiled to themselves. 

“Which was?” 

“Well she was hanging out with a few friends and one of them sai-oh actually Drew, what was the TV show you were talking about?” 

“Th-” 

“Yeah that one!” He interrupted him, and they looked at him confused. “Y/n’s being telling me about it and she said I should watch it. Also the next time I see her remind me to tell her about that restaurant you were talking about the other day. She’ll really like it. Also, Cole will you ask the others if we can invite her to that thing next weekend?” 

“Of course.” Cole nodded. 

“Cool.” He sent him a smile before going on his phone. 

“He’s definitely into her.” Vanessa mumbled. 

“Definitely.” Cole agreed. 

“I’ll text the others about the next part of the plan.” 

“Ha!” Jordan laughed out loud. “Y/n has just sent me the funniest thing.” 

“Shouldn’t she be on set?” Drew asked. 

“She is.” He replied. “For the scene they’re on their phones so she’s texting me.” He explained. 

“Oh.” They replied. 

“This is gonna be easy.” Vanessa mumbled and the other two snickered. 

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“Y/n!” Vanessa shouted as you walked past her.

“Yeah?” You stopped just outside the room she was in. Glancing around the room you noticed the majority of the main cast inside. 

“Jordan’s been looking for you.” Casey told you. 

“Oh, why?” You asked confused. 

“He needs your help with some lines.” Madelaine said quickly. 

“He’s in that room.” Lili pointed to the door behind you. 

“Okay.” You nodded. “Thanks.” 

“No problem.” Vanessa said happily and they all smiled at you. 

“Weirdos.” You mumbled as you walked through the door. “Hey Jordan.” You acknowledged his presence. 

“Y/n?” He asked confused and you looked up at him. 

“Yeah? I think.” You replied. “I mean, I was the last time I checked.” You rambled. What the fuck? 

“What are you doing here?” He asked. 

“The others told me you needed help with some lines.” You explained. 

“Oh.” 

“I can go if you want?” 

“No its fine. Its just Drew said that he’d help but its fine.” He said quickly and you nodded. 

“Okay.” You nodded. “Give me your script.” You said and he handed the bit of paper over. You looked at it confused before looking at him. 

“Yeah, I know. I thought it was odd too but apparently its a last minute change so its just on these bits of papers.” He explained. 

“Oh.” You said and looked over the script. “Where do you want me to stand?” You asked and he pointed in front of him. 

“Listen, Josie. I like you, I’ve liked you since I met you.” He started and you looked confused. Sweet Pea and Josie hated each other. Every Northsider and Southsider did. “You make me so happy, you’re literally on my mind every single second of every single day. You’re cute, you’re funny, you’re pretty. You’re just amazing. Every little thing I do, I catch myself thinking about how you would like it, or how I should tell you when I see you. You’ve taken over my life in the best possible way and I never ever want to let that go.” 

“Wait.” You stopped him. 

“What? Did I do something wrong?” He asked and peered over your shoulder at the script. 

“No. Its not you.” You shook your head. “This doesn’t make sense. Sweet Pea and Josie broke up last season. You already had your big speech and I can’t imagine Sweet Pea would go back to her. Plus, I’ve seen the storylines for your character, I’m in the background of the majority of them. This doesn’t make any sense for them.” You explained and he shrugged. “Who exactly gave you these.” You asked. 

“Vanessa gave me them.” He shrugged. 

“Ahhh. I get it now.” 

“Get what?” 

“They’re trying to set us up.” You rolled your eyes. 

“Set what up?” He asked confused. 

“Us.” You repeated. 

“Oh.” He said, still confused. “Ohhhhhhh.” He added a few seconds later. “Set us up, up.” 

“Yep.” You nodded. 

“But how do they know I like you.” He asked himself and your eyes widened. 

“What?” You said. 

“How did they know I liked yo-wait.” 

“You like me?” You asked in disbelief. 

“Ermmm.” He said, unsure of what to say. “Yes.” He nodded and looked at you anxiously. 

“I like you too.” You said quickly and he moved towards you. It all happened in a blur, his hands were on your hips, pulling you towards him. You dropped the papers and wrapped your arms around his neck, your hands going to his hair. His kissed you fiercely, like he’d been holding back for a while, but you definitely weren’t complaining. Instead you kissed back just as fiercely and pulled on his hair a little. 

He pulled apart first and you followed him a little, not wanting to end it so fast. 

“Maybe it was a good job I didn’t practice this with Drew.” He said, a smirk playing on his lips. 

“Maybe.” You nodded breathlessly. 

“I think that kissing scene could do with more practice though.” 

“What kissing sce-.” You were interrupted by him kissing you again. “Oh.” You mumbled against his lips and he giggled. “I think it could too.” You agreed and kissed him again. 

@lover2448 

[wittynshitty-blog]

CH 9-THE END or A BEGINNING

“Best things in life are supposed to be felt,and also same can be said for the worst things in life”

How can you imagine a break up? I mean do one thing imagine the worst case scenario for a break up? what do you get?

If you did put an effort, you must got these words on your mind “betrayal,cheat,hurtful,unworthy,dissatisfaction,exposure,termination………..etc etc”

So how do you think they break up? well yes there was no communication and when she was sending mails,he was not replying,then how?

okay let me tell…………….

So it has been 2 months when he made that mistakes of telling her to find a new bf,and when he said to her that its better we stay friends,Now he was in China and ship has to undergo some maintenance that means no more sailing for 15 days.

Okay he said to himself as the work load was less,he thought to check up her unread mails and clarify what she must have decided.

He checked his mails,there were few of them and all said the same thing about her not being comfortable with this whole being friend things.

He said to himself why is it so hard for her to understand a simple concept of being friends for the time being!

Feed up and bit angry about her foolishness,he called her.

he-hi

she-hi

he-ermm sup?

she-nothing,wanted to talk to you about something!

he-oh really?(thinking she might have finally decided to be his friend)

she-yeah!

he-okay tell?

she-I ermm I am dating someone!

he-ermm…(speechless)….wow!

she-yeah i know right! he is cute,his eyes they are blue and he is just so understanding,he was there this whole time when i was having trouble deciding what to do about our situation,he is nice,you know him i guess that guy who played that song “muskurane ki wajah tum ho” for me if you remember,he plays good guitar though,want to know his name?

he-(Did you ever had a feeling that the ground on which you were standing on is not there anymore,and the air you were breathing has suddenly vanished……that feel…….that sadness…..you know this is the best sad feeling you ever had………………he was feeling all that at that moment) name….? ermmm….?clues?

she-name bollywood muslim actor? (she said smiling unknown what she have done)

he-aaaa………..aamir? (barely holding on feeling he was stabbed so many times)

she-nah the cute one?

he-shahrukh is there then! (its okay he have decided he will not show he is weak)

she-Oh ho i give up! SAIF his name is SAIF!

he-oh yeah yes he is cute………!

she-yeah,just wanted to tell you this,so that there are no issues between us i mean we started dating but i always felt that i should tell you.

he-its fine,its okay,ermm are you happy?

she-ermm yeah!

he-well that’s all that matters then.Okay I am sorry i remember have to finish something!

she-okay bye!

he-bye!

That was it, it happened just like that he went back to check his mails running down to check how did he miss this part about she being with someone else,he saw the last mail was dated 1 month back,in haste earlier he didn’t saw the date.

What now? he said to himself,first you should drink water dude (crazy phase of talking to himself was back)

The more water he gulped,the more he heard her voice in his and her description about saif!

After one hour or so of soul searching and coming up with nothing, he went to his senior!

senior-hey what happened? and why are you crying?

he-she ermm she………she……………(he finally went to his knees and couldn’t stop himself) she left!

senior-card girl?

he-(just moving his head up and down)

senior-hey,its okay come inside and sit.

he-no sir,no more sitting and no more crying!

senior-don’t make any rash decision,just calm down.

he-i will after a drink,what say?

senior-you don’t drink,now don’t say anything foolish.

he-went to the table where his senior was doing his project,took one cigarette lit it up,took a long drag and said sir “in one word define me?”

senior-you? ermm insane come’s to my mind looking at you now!

he-be serious as i am serious! (he said taking another drag)

senior-okay okay! helpful,good,efficient etc etc, okay happy now?

he- NO! (with a smile) i will be happy when all of this will change! now lets go for a drink as what’s that saying “its good to be bad”

senior-okay let me get ready and anyway i can’t leave you in china all by yourself when you are already out of your mind!

he-I am fine! can i take another cigarette!

senior-here kill yourself!

he-okay meet you in an hour!

senior-okay!

he went back to his cabin thinking what he will do now,is it good,is it bad,he was uncertain,his focus,his dreams, his life,all of it felt like a lie to him!

he went for a shower and came back with a “last try” “one last try before everything is over,maybe she was just kidding,maybe all this was a big fat lie”

“not make any rash decisions” he said to himself remembering what his senior have said.

he opened his Facebook account to and started typing just to be sure she was serious or not

“Hi this is ermm you know who this is.

Well if you ask me am i happy or not, i cant tell you still. I mean you know me well actually you know me very well sometimes i think you me more than i know myself as you are the one whom i have discussed everything with.

I just wanted to tell you my intention was never to hurt you, it was like 1st time i saw you n my mind said this girl is just so i don’t know happy,easygoing,lovely and just so beautiful i wished i could be with you,n guess what it happened, you were mine and that too for so long i mean it was perfect. Every time i saw you n was with you it was living in a dream, i just loved to be with you.

We had ups and downs but we were still together. I still remember that boyish spit walla promise “together forever” i will still keep my promise!

As i always do at least that’s what i think. It was like you want to do something and it was my life mission sort of thing. Love or no love i still want you to be happy as you deserve it. Me i know me i couldn’t be happy its just like that and i am used to it.

You know i believe i have every chance to go to hell but at least if i do something good in your life i could just fight with god saying what about my time with this girl. Your happiness is all i ever wanted now i think i m the only one reason for all the worries in your life. You can disagree but believe me it is true. So that’s y i just couldn’t be with you. You are the best you deserve better i know its a very renowned break up line but Believe me its from the bottom of my heart. I love you i won’t be getting any other girl like you or any girl like you. But i had you and that’s what will keep reminding myself every day of my life . And will be so happy even without any girl if you are happy. I love you and will always do-With a faint smile and watery eyes. Mein bhi emotional hu tumhari tarah. and be happy always.

her reply-(after one minute,which he thought means that she didn’t bother it reading)

oh please! you wanna make me cry?

he-(knowing that she was serious and had really moved on) “read the last line again”

She-haha!

we are still good friends and do mail me? otherwise i will hit you whenever i meet you next!

(but after an hour or so,she blocked him from her Facebook account)

He did got hurt,well it was obvious,to some extent he thought he deserved it,Wasn’t he the one to say go find someone else,wasn’t he the one who didn’t reply to the mails she was sending,haven’t she felt the same what he is feeling right know………………he made a mistake,yes agreed

but was his mistake so big that he deserved this sort of punishment……………?

While reaching his bed drunk that night he remembered his mother saying “Son,one day you will be so badly hurt by your own words,that you will realize the importance of words which you so casually use these days”