#esmp 2 headcannons

[mcyt-headcannons]

Sheriff Jimmy’s Tumble Town is inhabited by ghosts

It’s a literal ghost town

[catzgam3rz]

*Crawls out of Artblock hole* TAKE SOME WORK IN PROGRESS BAD BOYS FOR YOUR DAY

[neoflames]

I love how there’s two incredibly different ways to go about it when it comes to headcannons about Pix’s species and origins

there’s people who are like ‘oh yeah he’s a GOD, he’s a WATCHER, he CREATED THE UNIVERSE’

And then there’s people who are like ‘oh yeah he’s just some guy that lives with a bunch of supernatural creatures’

And there’s no in between

I love it

[daily-smallishbeans]

I'm kinda curious, can I hear your Joel and Pearl siblings headcannon?

lets fucking go I was lowkey waiting for this thank you so much for asking

it's more or less based off the life series and esmp 2 and I lovingly deem them both the godblings

basically they're both the only gods (shh bdubs is canonically pretending to be one) and you know how joel gets mad at other temples/churches but there's the massive building for santa pearla, and my theory is that he doesn't really care because she's his sister

he even built her one of her own temples at Stratos signalling that she might be a part of his pantheon

and as for the life series idk i think dl Joel and dl pearl would get along over the dogs and since there isn't much animosity between them as much as there is between pearl and literally almost everyone, it's a fun hc

and yk god of thunder and skies, goddess of harvest and fortune I think those go hand in hand

the idea originally came from a discontinued fic I read ages ago on ao3 but I just molded it in because why not

and if you squint theres probably some sibling like rivalry in esmp s1, their main interaction was ofc the elytra course but maybe sprinkled in idk I need to rewatch the series

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Incorrect Quotes

Scott evilly laughs: Sausage you must make the choice, allow this innocent by standard die or stop being a hero

Lizzie: Don't worry I can-

Sausage: Oh no whatever shall I do? What an innocent person? How can I stop you without stopping being a hero???

Scott: You can't! Haha!

Scott gets close to sausage: Being a hero never suited you

Lizzie unties the ropes: Don't worry I untied the ropes

Sausage dramatically sighs and backs away from Scott: Oh whatever can I do??

Lizzie: I'm free

Sausage: Must I give up the fight of justice????

Lizzie facepalms: No, I'm free

Sausage: Such an innocent helpless person?!?!

Scott: Truly evil I know, making you choose such a difficult choice

Lizzie: You know what, I'm going leave

Scott finally looks over to Lizzie: Wait, you distracted me so you could free this innocent person!!!

Sausage: I, uh, yes!! That was the plan the entire time!!!

Scott: Curse you Sausage!!!!!!

Lizzie: I was free the entire time basically

Sausage: Another win for Gravity Man!

Lizzie walks away:

Scott: I will get you next time!!!

Scott runs away:

Bonus:

Jimmy walks in: Sorry I was late, anyway I have to untie Lizzie for the "Epic Sidekick Reveal" right?

Sausage stops looking into the distance dramatically: You completely missed the fight!!! You're lucky Scott and I have such great improve skills!!!

134 notes - Posted April 19, 2022

#4

Incorrect quotes

Jimmy: *Uses “Yeet” in a sentence*

Scott: Jimmy, people don’t say yeet anymore.

Jimmy: Yeet is cringe?

Scott: JIMMY, NOBODY SAYS CRINGE ANYMORE.

Jimmy: Cringe has been yeeted?

141 notes - Posted April 24, 2022

#3

Incorrect Quote

Jimmy: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Scott: Stop romanticizing the past.

146 notes - Posted April 4, 2022

#2

Incorrect quotes

Scott: Are we fighting or flirting?

Sausage: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Scott, smiling: Your point?

171 notes - Posted April 22, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Trans Hunter Headcannon

I love the idea that Hunter is trans, and in light of the most resent episode of the owl house, at the time of posting this "Hollow Mind" I thought I would bend this into a personal view of the headcannon.

So basically Grimwalkers are genderless beings, Belos forces all the grimwalkers to be boys, whether that feels right to them or not. Some might have liked the idea of being a girl rather then a boy, I imagine they'd wear dresses when belos wasn't around secretly ask all the coven heads to call them by there prefered pronouns, some wouldn't feel boy or girl fit them and just ask to only change their pronouns for they/them, some liked being a boy, some would change inbetween, but when belos found out about this he'd always guilt them into stopping because his brother/whatever was a boy and they should be, he probably made up some lie to keep them. Hunter though never really cared for pronouns and was fine with being a boy,and when he found out of what a grimwalker was apart of him wanted to change just to go against belos, but he wasn't happy doing that, so he changed his name to something he liked, Caleb

176 notes - Posted April 28, 2022

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[stellocchia]

Your empires 2!Kathrine headcannons are so good! I’ve seen others theorize that Star quest is where empires 1 Kathrine ends up, but the idea of it being Princess Kathrine’s backstory is so clever and fits with her fixing a damaged community (it also means Luna visiting esmp which is a beautiful thought). And her having siblings yet never meeting them? Oof, gosh that hurts, this poor girl! I adore all your ideas and theories, they’re so fun to read!

Hhhhhhh, glad you like them!

Also, I've seen that theory and I absolutely adore the idea of season 1 Katherine ending up in StarQuest as well, but I did want to give my personal spin to it, and I feel like it fits season 2 Katherine's lore quite well!

And yeah, I mean, she has fairies and StarQuest Katherine has Luna, coincidences? I think not!

But yeah, she's one of my faves (which means literally nothing when it comes to Empires because I am watching every single pov and writing fics for every single one of them, so yeah... I'm in deep and I can't choose) so, obviously, I love coming up with angsty headcanons for her. That's how I show love

[ivy-is-chaos]

False and Scott have bonded over their shared love of craftsmanship. They like to work on projects together. I love this idea!!!1

[spicy-dumbass]

My completed ESMP season 2 Lizzie design!! This took a bit since motivation is a bitch but anyways I love this wonderful chimera woman.

Lizzie is a chimera currently made out of the parts of a sheep, cat, fox and red panda. For the safety of both herself and her community she has taken on the role of a human to lead negotiations much to Ariana Goatay’s displeasure (she wanted the role herself but was outvote by the rest of the council) 

Lizzie is incredibly fast and knows various languages but still struggles with human speak not quite understanding how to properly communicate with others ‘normally’. Lizzie fears no one human shaped (including gods for she sees no god here but herself). Unless you are a witch. Witches are a different case all together

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[fluffywing-e-tarot]

Headcanon Empires season 2 ( fWhip)

Goblins are secretive, playful, and resourceful. These characteristics are displayed in episode 8. the Goblin fWhip is socially awkward in Human society. he wants friends on the surface and doesn't understand when he takes things too far with a prank. This is why he wants to be in good graces with Jimmy, but it could also be a shiny token to horde. fWhip, though, knows that he doesn't understand humans fully, and thus when he literally drops Orion into a hole, he tells Gem to remember that she saw nothing. Gem belaves that He's just being his playful self and accepts it.

When chieftain fWhip tricked Jimmy into the "You've got a friend in me' Achievement, Sherif Jimmy was furious. But in good faith fWhip let him keep the allay. He then not only caught a suspicious prisoner but also made an outpost for tumble town for matters that are north of him.

One of the most important traits that fWhip is trying to portray is the gobland is connected to everything. Knowing this the little gobland chief knows that the sharif would benefit from this connection

[ahaclownnoises]

Agere headcannons for ESMP S2 sausage maybe? -🍎🧃🍎 (Grian! Because Sam didnt know how 2 word it ^^)

… I wanna do this so bad yet

I DONT KNOW ANYTHINV ABOUT ESMP IM SO AORRY

[hermes-esmp-blog]

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[mcyt-headcannons]

Princess Gem‘s hair is made out of some sort of plant.

Most don’t notice unless they look close enough, but even then, what plant could it possibly be?

[mcyt-headcannons]

Sherif Jimmy has this sticker

It is one of many stickers

[mcyt-headcannons]

Jimmy as a bearded dragon in Empires S2

[spicy-dumbass]

My current wip of esmp 2!Lizzie since I'm very slightly deranged, I plan on reworking her colors since it's a hot mess atm

BTW!!! I have some certain headcannons already as you can tell (aka Lizzie has horns).

I've made s2 Lizzie a chimera!! The more evident parts I've added in to her general cat vibes are raccoon, fox, sheep and red panda!! I might draft up some insect or bat wings if she ever gets elytra in this season :D