#essposting

[the-blitz-batch]

so that was a fucking lie

[essjujutsu]

jjk character tweets ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⤼ desc : crack , prob ooc , first post , got the og tweets from pintrest !

[lucabite]

essposting

[the-blitz-batch]

"i'm acht splatoon now" "i'm agent eight splatoon now" "i'm garcello from that one fnf mod now" and even still i have moments wehre i still identify with susie deltarune. i have memories of being all of these guys

being a fictive is weird; why can't the brain just pick one source for me smh

[the-blitz-batch]

that yume nikki-like dedf1sh fangame

that's the funk i'm in

at least until i go back to standing in the corner of the mind elevator and keeping watch over everybody

[the-blitz-batch]

Lowkey regret not taking a picture of that huge ass sandwich before I ate it all. Y'all would've loved it.

[the-blitz-batch]

Guys, I think we introjected a new fucked up little dude.

[essjujutsu]

jjk insta headcannons ! ೕ(˃̵ᴗ˂̵ ๑)

desc : just random hcs i have !! could be ooc but this is just a silly little crack post , might do a prt 2 with 2006 class

yuji : mainly posts his friends + their hangouts , follows a shit ton of accounts , always has sm in his notes and spams like close friends story like crazy

nobara : highkey aesthetic , fit checks all the time on her story , would have a billion story highlights , followers influencers

megumi : does NOT post but once in a blue moon will post something on his story with some song , reposts his friends posts on his story too

toge : LOVES posting , aesthetic ass feed even though he doesent even try , always has something on his story and notes

maki : doesn't really post , likes to put songs on her notes , has a very long block list

yuta : has stuff on his story a lot even though he doesn't really post , hypes his friends posts UP , trys to find the perfect song to put onto his notes/story

panda : the group photographer tbh , LOVES taking candid pics of his friends cause i said so , posts on his story like its his close friends

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CHAPTER Ⅰ: SUPRISE!

( the gc is in yuji's perspective! )

knock

knock

damn, did yuji already forget your coming? you told him like..two hours ago!

just then, the door swings open and your brother opens the door.

"yn!! your here!"

yuji says enthusiastically, opening the door wider so you can fit your suitcase inside.

"where's sukuna? is he home?"

"nah, he went to the grocery store. he said we didn't have enough food in the house 'cause i ate it all or something."

"oh, thats..nice of him."

you set your suitcase down on the living room floor, flopping down on the couch. you're definitely glad to be home.

"one of your friends texted me, nobara—she seems really nice."

you announce as yuji sits down on the couch aswell, nodding in response.

"yeah, everybody's nice—trust me! they'll all like you."

you give him a smile, watching him go back on his phone to do who knows what. you really do hope they all like you—you may have stalked some of their instagrams once or twice, but that was just because yuji tagged them and you were curious!

a couple minutes later you head the front door open behind you—you look up from the couch and see your uncle sukuna standing there with a few grocery bags. he still looked pretty much the same, face tattoos and all. you remember back when he first gained custady of you, yuji and choso—sukuna was pretty scary for a elementary schooler, but he was nice...in his own way at least. but you never really got to know him like yuji did, since you had already planned to leave for boarding school.

"oh, you're home. hey kid."

he spoke, coming over to the living room where you and yuji sat. though before you even got to respond, yuji interrupted.

"sukuna, whats for dinner! ooh can i help make it? i wanna show yn my amazing cooking skills!"

"since when can you cook, yuji?"

you ask in response, raising an eyebrow.

"uhm! since like, forever! sukuna taught me and not to brag but im pretty good."

"he's alright."

you laugh in response, as yuji darts off to the kitchen—followed by your uncle. you smile as you get up from the couch to, walking over to follow them.

you smile slightly as you walk into the kitchen, now you only had one thing to worry about—your first day of your new school tomorrow.

A/N: wooah first chapter! if you see any grammer mistakes im sorry LMFAO , second chapter will be up by wednesday!

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[essjujutsu]

AN ITADORI GUIDE TO PUBLIC HIGHSCHOOL (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و

WITH: megumi fushiguro x reader

DESC: you've gone to a boarding school almost your whole life, but you're jealous of your twin brother yuji's fun high school experience—so you transfer. though falling in love with his best friend wasn't part of the plan...

TAGS: found family , fluff & crack , highschool/modern au , uncle sukuna , may be ooc , smau + written parts , cursing , fem! reader

A/N: i made this so i can get better at writing + i loveee megumi , i don't have this all planned out—so i don't know how consistent this will be ! but i will try <3 , also this is my first time posting any fanfics / my writing so apologies in advance if its not great !!

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

INTROS: family ties , questionable group CHAPTER Ⅰ: suprise! CHAPTER Ⅱ: mitski & mondays CHAPTER Ⅲ: ...under construction... CHAPTER Ⅳ: ...under construction...

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CHAPTER Ⅱ: MITSKI & MONDAYS

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okay so maybe you were already nervous about the first day of your new school.

and maybe listening to your depressing playlist at 7 in the morning wasn't helping that.

but mitski can help calm your nervs to! but with yuji blasting his music in his room right across the hall, it didn't necessarily get the mood right anyways.

"yn, hurry up! we gotta go in like—two minutes!"

"im coming!!"

you reply, grabbing your backpack. you hopped through your messy floor, clothes spattered out from your unpacked suitcase.

you ran down the stairs, seeing yuji sitting on the floor next to the front door and sukuna rummaging through the upper cabinets of the kitchen.

"here, take these for the walk."

you don't have enough time to fully comprehend what your uncle's saying before a protein bar is being flowed full force at your face—though thankfully you throw your hands up and catch it in the air. you throw the second one to yuji, who instantly unwraps it and starts eating it.

"first day—tough shit. todays when you make first impressions on everyone. good luck."

"oh, uhm—thanks?"

you reply, raising a eyebrow at sukuna's comment. he was being nice—maybe? you couldn't really tell. but before you get to decide yuji announces its time to get going so you wave a quick goodbye to your uncle as you walk outside.

"don't worry, its not a long walk—only like ten minutes give or take."

yuji says, taking out an airpod so he could hear. you nod, opening your phone to make sure you have your schedule for the third time today.

yuji was right, after about 15 minutes you arrive at school. you bite the inside of your lip slightly, a nervous habit you picked up over the years.

"so, were still early, me and my friends always come a bit early 'cause we like to hang before classes and—"

yuji starts, but before he finishes his sentence someone comes rushing from behind the two of you.

"yuji, yn! hey!"

you look behind you at the girl waving. she had dyed orange hair, nobara!

"nobara! there you are!"

"sorry, i know we usually walk to school together but i woke up late—anyways, hi yn!"

nobara replys, walking up to stand in the middle of you and yuji. she smiles as she grabs both of your arms—starting to walk into school.

"its so nice to have another girl in the group, y'know. it's just me and maki, and she dosen't really like shopping so she never goes with me. sometimes panda or toge come but like barley ever 'cause their always 'busy'—"

wow, you only really met her yesterday and she was already talking to you like you were close friends. you smiled, at least meeting yuji's friends was off to a good start then.

nobara countined talking untill you three reached the bustling cafeteria, her and yuji seemed to look around for a moment—trying to find their other friends. then yuji's eyes open a little wide and he points to the back of the cafeteria.

"there they are, let's go!"

he says, practically dragging you through the crowds of tables. nobara had already ran ahead, running to go grab a chair and sit down.

once you finnaly approached the table you looked up to five sets of eyes directly on you.

your mouth starts to turn into an awkward smile as you look around the table trying to deicde what to say, but thankfully for you, yuji most of the time knows how you feel.

"everyone, this is yn!"

he grabs your shoulders, presenting you to the group in a way before laughing. he moves his arms to point—starting at the two at the end of the table.

"yn, this is panda and toge! them, maki, and yuta are all a year older then us. but trust me, you can't tell with these two."

he giggles, his joke resulting in the white haired boy giving your brother a small "hey!" and turning to face you.

"you don't look to much like yuji, you should've ate him in the womb honestly."

panda laughs in response to that, an you can't help but laugh aswell.

"ha-ha, sooo funny guys."

yuji responds, rolling his brown eyes. he points to the two in the chairs next to them.

"those two there are yuta and maki! my favoire girlboss and her malewife-"

"shut up yuji."

the girl with the black hair and glasses replies, standing up and slamming her hands on the table annoyed.

she did look oddly familiar though...did you know her from somewhere?

she notices your confused look at her and raises an eyebrow, as if to ask if you have something to say. nobara wasn't kidding when she said she was intimating.

"sorry, you just look awfully familiar—that's all!"

"hm, you went to the boarding school north from here right?"

you nod in response, wondering what she's getting at. maybe you went to school with her?

"you must know mai. she goes there."

oh it clicks into place, shes related to mai. you didn't know mai all that well, but you did know she was mean. they must be twins, hopefully maki isn't anything like her sister.

"don't worry, im not like her—she's an asshole."

you let out a small sigh of relief. thank god. you turn your eyes to the one person who you haven't met yet. he was sitting at the other end of the table, on his phone. nobara was next to him—she was saying something but he didn't seem to be listening. you reconized him from a couple of yuji's instagram posts, but you didn't remember his name. he looked tired and like he didn't want to be there—which made you wonder why he seemed to hang out with them.

"oh yeah, yn—this is megumi! he's in our grade."

nobara says, as yuji sits down on the table next to him. was this the other best friend yuji had mentioned before? he seemed pretty annyoed as he took off his headphones.

"uh, nice to meet you!"

you say, giving him a small smile. he didn't seem all that interested in talking.

"nice to meet you."

"sorry, he totally puts up this whole 'mysterious and nonchalant' vibe around people—he's not even-"

"shut up, yuji."

nobara was in the middle of doing something with her phone as she spoke up.

"here yn, i added you to our group chat. check it after class m'kay?"

you responded with an agreement, as the bell rang for you to head to your class.

BACKGROUND INFO: - nobara, yuji, toge, panda and maki all met in middle school, megumi later moved into town and became friends with yuji—who added him to their friendgroup - yuta moved last year, and he became friends with maki (and then the rest of the group), are him & maki dating? who knows! i don't think they know either LMFAO - there will be more of each character! i just wanted to get quick character intros

A/N: i'll try to have chapter 3 out by this weekend! again sorry if anythings ooc or if my grammer sucks ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀིྀི

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?? QUESTIONABLE GROUP

DESC: yuji's friend group! notes at the end ( ˶^ᗜ^˶ )  masterlist

NOTES + CHARACTER INFO:

nobara lives with her grandmother , shes very outgoing which makes her close friends with everyone , she has a part time retail job (she only works so she can buy clothes) , has decent grades , and dosen't do any sports

megumi lives with gojo , he considers gojo to be his father figure but he dosent like to talk about his feelings—meaning he wouldn't ever say anything , i love stsg so gojo & geto are married >ᴗ< , tsumiki is in collage so she doesen't live with them currently , nanako & mimiko are like megumi's little sisters (they are in middle school) , he gets the best grades out of the group , that one rich kid that dosen't realize that their rich .. like would see something SUPER expensive and his ass would go "thats even that much??" (wait this is actually cannon i just remembered) but more ab him coming that will be revealed later!

maki's parents don't want her to go to public school (mai actually goes to the boarding school yn used to go to) but she goes anyways , she lives with her parents but 99% of the time shes staying over at someone in the groups house , she gets good grades and she does a sport for each season

toge is lowkey that one kid that moans in the back on class ... hes funny though , he acts like he pulls but his ass does NOT !! most people don't know he exists because hes really quiet—but he is the opposite when you get to know him , he does track & field and has pretty bad grades , fights the gay allegations daily

yuta is probably the most mature in the group—though he can definitely say some out of pocket things if provoked , he gets pretty decent grades and hes in band (not a band kid!! trust) , hes the newest in the group and moved to their school around a year ago

panda is a panda !! just pretend everyone dosen't think anything of it...shh...its normal.... , his grades are NOT good but he is on like every sports team and trys to bribe teachers to give him better grades (hes likeable so it works) , he works a part time job at mcdondalds so he can get free food , he trys to be matchmaker for his friends but is not very good at it .. its the thought that counts!

ps : there will be some other characters like the kyoto students that will be incudled ! i just didn't have room to add them here

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[essjujutsu]

FAMILY TIES 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

DESC: the itadori's ! notes at the end <3 masterlist

NOTES:

choso is currently in collage, but he visits whenever possible

obviously sukuna doesen't have twitter so i didn't add him lol

but sukuna is there legal guardian, cause their dad died..oopsies

jin itadori passed when yn & yuji were in late elementary school and choso was in early high school , sukuna is their uncle so he became their guardian, though yn soon left for boarding school so she didn't get to spend a lot of time living w/ sukuna

yuji & yn are very close and they text daily

yn has like no friends at boarding school, but yuji & choso don't know this cause she dosen't want them to worry about her

yuji on the contrary has a lotttt of friends + he does a billion clubs at school

yuji & sukuna are pretty close , they pretty much bonded when it was just them two living together

yn and choso aren't as close with sukuna , hes kinda scary LMAO

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gege give us a nobara megumi and yuji reunion hug AND MY LIFE IS URS !!

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hihi ! welcome to my blog ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ.

⋆ ˚⟡˖ ࣪. about me :

i go by ess , she / her prns !

sixteen

my favorite animes atm are jujutsu kaisen & nana

ﾟ ࿔ ˖ my favorite jjk character is megumi , and my favorite nana characters are hachi + shin

infp-t + aries

proably wont be consisnt w/ posting cause im in hs + work , but ill try to post often !

current project : an itadori guide to public highschool

currently watching : fruits basket

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