#evil jared

[godsworstson]

bam and jimmy slapping the shit out of each other

[musicluvr42069]

MEEROOOWWW

[mr-dead-inside]

Bloodhound Gang

🍌 Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 😉👉👌

[bloodhoundg4ng]

i got some old Bloodhound Gang magazines in the mail - so, I reckoned I'd kinda. immortalize?? them - y'know, scan them with the printer i forgot i had; assuming Tumblr doesn't shit on the quality entirely, haha

let's just ignore the cropping (it's the best I could do, man!)

Melody Maker, Apr. 12 - Apr. 18, 2000 :

2 - New Music Express, Aug. 5th, 2000

[felixrulezz]

GUYS BLOODHOUND GANG IS FUCKING BACK TOGETHER

[iamtryingtobelieve]

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog

'Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg

Well, now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God

'Cause girl, I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog

Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down

But baby, your black box is the one that I found

I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money

Then she grabbed me by the ears and said, "Kiss me where it smells funny"

So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes

I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes

She's the one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied

She's thinking, "Holy mackerel." I'm thinking, "Tuna on the side."

There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose

'Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes

Yeah, I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be

"Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny"

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base

I can tell the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes

Yeah, I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties

And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty

[mitjalovse]

The 90's rock was heavily popular at the time as we tend to forget the fact that some participants on the several idioms there struggled later on thanks to their era's specifities. For instance, the Bloodhound Gang are the type that wouldn't have been possible outside the 90's. While I might open a can of worm with this opinion, I must state their sense of humour is a bit too obvious. Their jokes are familiar, though they can elicit a chuckle. Still, my biggest problem with them might be that they don't surprise us musically that much despite them working within the parameters that deserve to go that way. Sure, I'm discussing their early records, since they did find an intriguing idiom, which very few would've expected of them.

[ifyourgunnabedumbyougottabetough]

Hello, Franks...

Hello, mother dear

Hi, Jim. What are you doing?

I'm trying to think of words that rhyme with "Vagina"...

Oh pfft... Lima...like Lima beans?

How 'bout that uh... that teenage witch Sabrina?

No, that's a made-up word, Jim... Why don't you change the word vagina to something else?

Like "box" or "pussy" or "cunt-

Oh Jim!

[bastardclownbaby]

wake up babe new unhinged band member name dropped

[godsworstson]

boys will be boys

[musicluvr42069]

why do not enough ppl talk about how FINE q-ball

(its also IMPOSSIBLE to find a picture of just him)

[mr-dead-inside]

Bloodhound Gang

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (Official Video)🍌

[logray]

I think we're being... animated!

SUPERNATURAL - S13E16 'Scoobynatural' (2018) DOCTOR WHO - S15E02 'Lux' (2025)

[damnikindadontcare]

Moc!Dean and Demon!Dean were such funny plotlines in retrospect because he was out here killing the worst people to have ever existed, like predators, traffickers, incels, old money southern white people (except for the Cyrus kid), that one deranged ex-man of letters and I’m supposed to be clutching my pearls and shaking. No!! Let him cook!! He was doing honest work until everyone else went and freaked out on him.

[pjknoxc]

WHYYYY DID HE DO THAT

[riffteddss]

my very own girl dinner 🎀