#evil science

[tavi-the-rat]

me: *wakes up from the surgery*

the scientist who performed the autopsy:

[ratbastardacademic]

hey babygirl, want to come back to my place and I'll inject you with this totally safe, definitely not toxic, chemical substance?

[science-bastard]

the scientists always assign their strongest test subjects to their most unethical experiments

[charles-breaks-beakers]

I'M STARTING A MAD SCIENCE DISCORD SERVER.🧪🥼🥽⚗️🧫🧬💉🔬🩻🫧⚡️🔥💥💣🦴🦷👁🫁🫀🧠📋🩸🔩☠️⚠️☢️☣️

are you a lover of mad science? a mad scientist yourself? a normal scientist slowly loosing it and realising their fate? a fan of mad scientists, fictional or physical? then welcome to my new Discord server, The Unethics Committee! on tumblr there are wizards, gremlins, fairies, cryptids, vampires, ghosts and more, but i've noticed there is actually quite a few mad scientist friends on here to, so i'm doing this in an effort to bring our little community together a bit more.

in this server, we will do all things related to science, mad or not, as well as just hang out and have a great time: talking about science stuff, share media and music, own experiments and discuss unhinged theories and plans, be silly, cause chaos, whatever, you name it.

Server link:

looking forward to hanging out with my fellow lab coat-wearing, chemical loving, hysterically laughing, lab safety violating bastards. :)

[maxtothemax]

honestly it's kind of disappointing that the plot of everything that involves mad science is some protagonist discovering it and being like "oh that's so fucked up and evil! we must shut this down immediately!"

no, no, why don't we explore this, actually? really sit with it. why shut down the experiment when they're just getting to the good part? i want to see what happens!

[mordcore]

If you do unethical science Please use valid scientific methods so that your unrepeatable but very interesting experiments can actually serve science and not just your own powertrip. thanks!!

this has been a PSA (passive-agressive science appeal)

[labrat-heart-emoji]

Dogtor Temnova! My fave fucked up scientist... 3d and furry version!

Using womp 3d, which was fun and easy to use, but I hated the subscription model and the overly instagrammable feel of it. Back to blender and blockbench!

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

excuse you! my test subjects are treated with the highest respect!! does being given the highest quality juice rewards sound like a "human rights violation" to you??? So what if I keep them in cages?? they LOVE the cages!!!

[canis-rex-lupus]

THE DOCTOR IS IN!!! 😈⚡

[neon-glowing-rainbow-stims]

💚💜 ~ Green and Purple Chemistry ~ 💜💚

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[60zcowboy]

Herbert West has evil scientist disease (autism)

[fusionpoweredasexual]

Evil science is not just chemistry!

There is a very common misconception about evil science which is that it´s all chemistry. Most evil scientists in pop culture are chemists with weird colored stains on their lab coats (horribly unsafe and irresponsible but that´s not the point I'm trying to make today). Compared to the amount of test tubes and Bunsen burners you never see any evil radio telescopes or evil MRI machines. I think this stereotype stems from the fact that evil chemists tend to die in very spectacular ways.

Evil chemists usually tend to get incinerated by massive fireballs or swallowed by tsunamis of acid. This is nearly always more dramatic than most other evil scientists, to combat this misconception and spread more awareness about evil science, I´ve constructed a short list detailing the most common types of death for different disciplines of evil science.

Evil physicists tend to get stuck and starve inside the particle accelerators, or they get crushed by the mountains or whiteboards, notebooks and papers that tend to accumulate in their rooms.

Evil zoologists get eaten at an alarming rate during field expeditions, and those that aren´t are usually found with poison in their bloodstream.

Evil geneticists and evil roboticists are more alike than you´d think, since they are usually killed by their artificially created lifeforms in extremely preventable situations usually stemming from treating said creations in very cruel ways.

No one has seen the evil astronomers since they tried to build a death star around Jupiter.

Evil Immunologists, the scientists specializing in weird diseases and their impact on humans, I think their cause of death is quite obvious.

Evil engineers tend to kill each other fighting for an obscure type of screw that only exists in a single IKEA in the world that they somehow all need for their project, and if you care about your personal wellbeing do not suggest that they replace it with a more common type of screw.

So the next time you see an evil chemist dying spectacularly as their laboratory gets swallowed by fire and poison, please do remember that that is not representative evil science as a whole.

This has been an evil science PSA with you friendly neighbourhood supervillain, Fusionpoweredasexual, thank you for listening to my ted talk.

[science-bastard]

happy pride month! to celebrate, i’ve made the radioactive slime that’s eating away your flesh rainbow!!

[charles-breaks-beakers]

mutuals who get mad scientists are an underrated trope and that they are cool and deserve just as much attention as wizards:

@moderndaymadscientist @science-bastard @teslacoils-and-hubris

[sixty-silver-wishes]

Always remember, fellow test subjects: There’s a big difference between your evil scientist experimenting on you vs. experimenting with you.

[neptunezspaceship]

don’t hmu, up creating a new horror…real ones know.