y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*
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um yeah I pull bitches. pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors
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no, i'm not high. my eyes are red because of the insatiable bloodlust i am experiencing. god you could be a little sympathetic.
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Wikihow - How to Develop the Perfect Evil Stare / How to Do an Evil Glare / How to Look Evil / How to Do an Evil Laugh
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Fact! Cannibalism is OK if they deserved it
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Guys help I told my nemesis I hated them but I think they thought I meant it platonically?? They just laughed and kept fighting me on the roof top we were on, they didn't even throw out a witty one liner?? How do I get it through their thick hero skull that I hate them romantically I've tried everything from trying to blow up the moon to kidnapping the mayor but theyre so oblivious everything goes over their head! Outright saying it was my last resort and I just don't know what to do anymore
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me: *wakes up from the surgery*
the scientist who performed the autopsy:
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sorry i made the autopsy sexual. it will happen again. :(
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I love being evil and queer. reblog if you love being evil and queer. 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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It's always "oh god! oh god what the fuck!" and "What is wrong with you??!?!!? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!" and never "thanks for bringing me back from the dead and also giving me cool insect wings and mandibles,did you have fun digging up my corpse?'.
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I should take these drugs that change your bone color so in the skeleton wars I can be the cool skeleton with powers and not some shitty basic white skeleton infantry
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