#evilcore

[science-bastard]

y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*

[malicious-spellcaster-420]

Just a little something I whipped up to represent my fellow autistic wizards. I felt gripped to make these as though a hex was upon me.

Enjoy, my mages.

[mxbutchtwink]

Help the evil scientist who strapped me to the dissection table is definitely fruity and frustratingly attractive

[littlemut]

[sexyalchemist]

hey besties friendly reminder to drink water, feed your lab rats, turn off your evil nuclear generator, change out of your dirty lab coat, go for a walk and take care of yourself <3

[muresetivoire]

Enemies to Lovers has never failed us. Pressing them to a wall with a dagger to their throat? Standing Ovation. Masquerade balls where they can't keep their eyes off each other? Round of applause. "I had no where else to go" *faints.* Screaming "because I love you" when they were almost killed *dies.*

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Hate it when cis people ask unnecessary and invasive questions like "are your experiments ethical?" And "where is that screamimg coming from?"

[wizardpotions]

i know what girls want, its pointy hats and unethical spells beyond your comprehension.

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

Guys help I told my nemesis I hated them but I think they thought I meant it platonically?? They just laughed and kept fighting me on the roof top we were on, they didn't even throw out a witty one liner?? How do I get it through their thick hero skull that I hate them romantically I've tried everything from trying to blow up the moon to kidnapping the mayor but theyre so oblivious everything goes over their head! Outright saying it was my last resort and I just don't know what to do anymore

[science-bastard]

pfffft, you call yourself a supervillain but you’re STILL using chrome? dumbass! everyone knows REAL evildoers switch to firefox!!

[malicious-spellcaster-420]

um yeah I pull bitches. pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors

[localcanadiancryptid22]

Idk what mad scientist needs to hear this today but your googles and lab coat are incredibly flattering and all your experiments will blow away the scientific community who called you a fool.

[annamikhailovna]

[cadaver-creative]

ok but can we all agree that the best villain troupe is just this:

[image id: drawing of a wild looking person on a baby leash, the word villain above them. another person is holding the leash, the word henchmen above them. both words are written in black and, apart from the black outline of the people, the image is white.]

[sexyalchemist]

actually wizards and scientists aren’t enemies, they kiss on the lips all the time when ur not looking