#except for cauliflowers but you know what I mean lmao

[ndostairlyrium]

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This was too cute, I couldn't miss the chance ;; also I like this low effort painterly style, immediacy is fun!

[tcmpcral]

1. FIRST NAME: masha.

2. STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: my father’s birthday is the day before mine :v

3. TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON: i mean, i’m asexual and aromantic but aesthetically i guess i could say the quintessential. roman?? nose for some reason fjfeka; i just like the look of them lies down also certain kinds of genuine smiles get me right in the heart. dark eyes are also very nice. or perhaps i should say like. when someone has dark eyelashes?? i think that’s it. also i’m always reminded of a girl i went to ireland with who had a seriously endearing case of doe eyes, and i’m still not sure if her eyes were just naturally that shape or if she used makeup to get that Look but either way i thought she was extremely pretty the whole time lmao the fact that she was also very sweet and thoughtful didn’t hurt either

4. A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF: rice and eggs fjjfiea; eggs in general, tbh. possibly also noodles. and dumplings. cheesecake. lotus paste. smoked cheeses hhhh sALMON. sweet potatoes. maybe pears and apples listen i’m sorry i love food, there can’t be Only One

5. A FOOD YOU HATE: hominy fjfkda; cauliflower. uhhhh also tuna casserole blegh. asparagus jfjkf;da oh YEAH I HATE BOLOGNA TOO i can’t. i can’t do it hhhhghg. and yet i love vienna sausages and deviled ham...

6. GUILTY PLEASURE: whispers taking the long way home so i can spend more time listening to the radio and singing along with it probably lmao

7. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN: whatever i wore the previous day fjfjiea; I’M SLOPPY

8. SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS: technically neither, but i guess i’d take flings over the other

9. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE: lies down i do kinda wish i hadn’t dropped out of high school. on that front, it’s worked out in the end, but. still. it would have been nice to have kept up with my friends orz on a different front, i’m conflicted about it, but. sometimes i wonder how much better my life might be today if i’d gone straight for nursing instead of getting an art degree ._.

10. ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON: i. think i can be

11. A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN: yeah it’s still the kung fu panda trilogy lmao. but also tokyo godfathers, shutter island aaand. idk jurassic park? tremors? a good chunk of the x-men movies bc i’m not very picky with them and there’s things i like about most of them?? thinking emoji oH there’s also that movie push from 2009. the one with chris evans :v

12. FAVORITE BOOK: a little princess, war of the worlds, uhhh on the beach, house of stairs, the secret garden. i was once weirdly attached to this book i read in jr. high called where the lilies bloom. i also loved heidi uhhh. see, there were all these obscure books i read in late elementary school and jr. high that i loved that i often have trouble recalling rip. like there was one called eva, and another called home before dark. one named belle prater’s boy. the crystal garden. sweet sassy tree hhhh almost anything written by robert cormier ahaaa

13. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE: i’m honestly very happy keeping dogs as pets, but i’ve always wanted to. like. idk, maybe pet a wolf or a fox or other wild canid. i’d also like to maybe have a cat someday. and parrots and other birds are adorable and i love them, but. oof. they just seem. Intimidating pets. maybe someday i can have ducks or geese again, tho. oh, and. i’ll admit i’ve always been amused at the thought of having a pet goat, bc my grandmother apparently did as a child lmao

14. TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL]: oh boy there’s. a Bunch. let me think... i. still have a very big soft spot for germany/italy hhh. uh. i hope the rest of them don’t have to be canon bc..... yeah. anyway still attached to beerus and whis... wheezes and both euroshipping (kaiba/bakura) and what’s apparently called stormshipping now (fubuki/manjoume). and ok i have to go with another hetalia one bc i’m such a sucker for france/russia lies down i was also once a big lex/zex shipper, and i still have a soft spot for. what it once was. not entirely too comfortable actually shipping it now since i haven’t Kept Up with kh and i’m not 100% on zexion/ienzo’s age anymore squints

15. PIE OR CAKE: ....whichever one cheesecake falls under :v

16. FAVORITE SCENT: ohghfjfkda there’s A BUNCH. aloe vera, bleach, lysol, sweet pea, tea, tires, sawdust, cucumbers and melons, ginger, beer

17. CELEBRITY CRUSH: yeahh, i still don’t really have one but. i do have a lot of affection for weird al lmao

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO: whispers i would love to go to russia some day, but i think everyone knows that lmao. i’d also love to revisit ireland, especially killarney and blarney castle. and i’d love to revisit sorrento. and possibly italy in general tbh aaaa. i’ve also always kinda wanted to visit china 6_6

19. INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT: pretty sure i’m an introvert, but i also happen to be one who really loves crowds

20. DO YOU SCARE EASILY: i’m a. very jumpy person kffja; also certain topics Disturb me way more than others, and ngl i have something close to an Actual phobia of the dark rip

21. IPHONE OR ANDROID: i’ve never had an iphone, so probably android

22. DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES: animal crossing. also tetris when i’m bored. i love puzzle games like poppit and bejeweled lmao i used to play kingdom hearts and super smash brothers, and i miss them both tbh. i also played crisis core, two star fox games, and the world ends with you at some point. and uh. a handful of legend of zelda games when i was a kid. my favorite game is probably majora’s mask :v

23. DREAM JOB: comic book creator orz or some kind of concept artist for animated movies. but. i’ve come to terms with the fact that i’m not really. Good(TM) enough for that, so nowadays i’m much more interested in something more mundane like nursing. as long as it’s night shift, i want it

24. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS: SO MUCH. get my car back in shape, pay off my grandparents’ house probably, go back to school fINALLY, move out lies down there’s so much i could do with that money lmao

25. FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE: there. aren’t any tbh lies down the most i usually get to is feeling neutral toward a character lmao except i just remembered umbridge exists so she might count

26. FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER: not counting the ones i keep coming back to, there’s uhhh. gundam wing, star wars (waaaay back when the phantom menace was first released lmao), digimon, x-men evolution. i was in the MCU fandom for like a month before i lost interest XD;; i might count yugioh and yugioh gx as part of this, but. i’m still kind of invested in those tbh

all of these i’ve just kinda fallen away from thinking emoji i’ve never really had a bad fandom experience, so. you know

[kingdoomgecko]

baby, calm, cutie pie, daylight, euphoric, fairy, fluffy, heart, jewel, kitty, pumpkin, shimmer, snuggle, soft, treasure

baby; favorite color?Probably red or green? I never have a fav so it’s hard to choose lol

calm; favorite scent?Chocolate/vanilla probably, that or the smell of the wurst stall at christmas

cutie pie; most precious item you own?I don’t think I have a singular one, it’d probably be one of my memory related things though. Tickets to TWL concerts, tickets/items from visiting my partner, photos of me with my grandfather and cat, my dogs collar (ashes are with my mum), stuff like that. daylight; favorite album of all time?Don’t do this to me, I’m not strong enough.But seriously duo choice. Clouded by this wild life will always be one because it helped me cope in a tough time, Petaluma also by this wild life because the timing and theme of the album just fit life and I fucking love my acoustic emo dads. and some honorable mentions Jon Bellion’s albums human condition, the seperation and the definition primarily.  Four year strongs self titled album. p much all of enter shikari’s albums but the spark primarily. Then the 1975 self titled and Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! self titled as they’re the first two albums I bought for myself from memory. I know it was favourite album of all time but I love music so have my fav two then a bunch of loved albums lmao

euphoric; talk about someone you love.About my height, grounded but somehow still the most emotional person I’ve met. They have an almost endless patience with me a quality I need to learn to give myself, they‘re hard working and extremely joyful. She’s my favourite and amongst my favourite people. They’re beautiful, I can talk to them for hours on end or sit in silence with them and they’re really turning their life around and showing who they can be and I could not be prouder. They also asked this question :p

fairy; do you have a pet?Personally no, not yet. My dad owns a bull terrier however, and my mum’s side own a springer spaniel, and a german shepherd cross doberman.(I think) and I love them all despite their grossness.

fluffy; ocean or mountain?Mountain

heart; silk or lace?Both look great but lace, simply cus I’ve seen more of it irl than silk. 

jewel; what’s your favorite kind of weather?Slightly cool, minimal wind but a nice amount of light. Good stay in weather for hobbies but not too cold to leave the house. 

kitty; what’s your favorite time of the day?Probably 1-3 am. I’m not a morning person, by any means and often wake up late. but this time is good for when I feel down and or just to spend time with partner cus timezones

pumpkin; what is your favourite kind of fruit/vegetable?

fruit I have a few? Cherry, kiwi, raspberry and strawberry. So I guess more sour sideveg probably spinach, broccoli and green beans. (cauliflower too but it’s gotta have a cheese sauce)

shimmer; do animals tend to like you?Yup, some exceptions but for the most part they tend to like me even if they’re more solitary/stranger aware pets

snuggle; what is your favourite candy?Gummy bears, have a few favs but gummy bears are top o’ the list

soft; describe your favourite spot in your house. Live in a fairly small place with my family so my bedroom which may be cheating lol. but I have my pc nook where I do hobbies and just sit on my pc, my bed with floating shelves and led strips, where I put my minis/collectibles and read. and just other shelves and storage spaces full of hobby stuff. Instruments and prints all up the walls, and then just yeah. The room is just a big old cluster of everything me really.

treasure; what was something that made you smile today? Reading the new death note one shot, and some videos on youtube and stuff. Not done a ton yet today so lol

[foxybluesky]

How to Make Yourself Fart When Bloated

How to Make Yourself Fart I was shocked when I saw an mail: 'please how can I make myself fart?'. It appeared funny... Like, you wouldn't believe how I laughed the hell out of my jaw. You know times, you'd curse a situation that squizzed out a fart in the midst of many people. Especially when you're on a date with the opposite sex you're attracted to. You don't get me. Have you mistakenly farted in an official meeting before? Loud fart, I mean ?! I'm cackling hard right now🤣. Hands down, we both know exceptions when you'd need nothing than to just release the heck out of the way. For instance, when your bowel hurts, farting relieves that pain. As ugly as fart could be to a second party, it's the sweetest moment for you. And who is damn licensed to question the sovereignty you have on your body system? But something terrible happened in my hostel during my second year at the University. One of the elected faculty beauty Queens visited me for interaction. She was well dressed, and everything. But in the middle of our talk in my room,... Lmao, pardon me to cut the story short. In today's article, we will cover, how to make yourself fart fast, How to Make Yourself Fart When Bloated, how to make yourself fart to relieve gas. We both know farting is a natural activity requiring no schooling or any form of formal training. It's without any help. Sometimes the buildup of gas in your body can result in pain and bloating. In such cases, this might help to use one or more poses or other techniques to help the body fart. Actually, certain meals or eating rapidly can be the causing of a gas outage, but the tightness in the abdominal muscles may also be in some ways to blame. Certain yoga demonstrations and other relaxing poses can assist you to build up and release gas, when necessary. It can also aid the relieving of cramps and bloating caused through the buildup.

How to Make Yourself Fart When Bloated

Many of the poses featured in yoga are best done alone. A common terminology "asanas" for instance is effectively performed an alone and inconvenient arrangement of setting. Read: How Late Can A Period Be Without Being Pregnant You can demonstrate these yoga practices at any place if necessary, but the relaxation you'll learn from here is the key to gaining the capacity to release air. Therefore, it's necessary for a person to be at convenience in his environment while learning this. Thus the following poses may assist a person deeming it necessary, to release gas: To start with, Carbonated beverages such as sparkling water can help you release gas that has built up. To add to these positions, rubbing over the abdomen in a clockwise rotation can assist you to get rid of gas which is trapped. Asides from helping you win over this gas, it'll help you reduce bloating and cramps. (How to Make Yourself Fart) Read: How To Get Hanging Breasts Below are a few yoga styles you can perform to target certain areas of your body. This helps you to pass gas. I urge that you give rapt attention to how you breathe, and try to practice deep breathing. With each inhale, allow your belly to expand. Draw your navel toward your spine with each exhale. (How to Make Yourself Fart When Bloated) 1. Wind-Relieving position (Pawanmuktasana) For Bloated Fart

Wind-Relieving yoga style calms down your, hips, abdomen, buttocks and thighs. Kindly lie on your back and then take your legs straight up to angle 90 degrees. Then, bend your knees with bending your thighs into the abdomen. Ensure your knees and ankles are closed together. Bring your arms around your legs. Join your hands with each other or grab your elbows. Lift the neck up, and then tuck your chin into your chest or navigate it onto the knees. Read: Food Stuck In Wisdom Tooth Hole   When Can I Stop Worrying About Dry Socket Begin by taking hold of this pose for about 20 seconds. You can increase this for up to 60 seconds. Then, poke your head towards the floor if it’s more convenient. Also, you can try this pose with one leg in at a time. (How to Make Yourself Fart) 2. Child’s pose (Balasana) To Make Yourself Fart

This particular asana gets your lower back, hips, and legs relaxed. Kneel down and then sit back on your heels. Then, adjust the ur knees such that they’re a bit distant to each other. Slowly navigate your hands out before you as you tender yourself towards the hips. Make your torso rest on the thighs. Stretch your neck's back and then rest your forehead on the floor. You can keep your arms extended or bring them alongside your body including your palms facing up. Make your belly fall heavy into your legs. Ensure you keep to gentle pressure to this particular area. (How to Make Yourself Fart When Bloated) Maintain this pose for at least five minutes. For the sake of increasing the pressure on your abdomen, try to make fists by your hands. Put them on both sides of your lower abdomen before you bend towards the front. 3. Seated Forward Bend (Paschimottanasana)

Seated Forward Bend enhances your digestion, asides from the fact that it relaxes your body. Kindly sit down with your butt on a surface. Ensure you're with your legs are stretched in front of you. Press through your heels and draw your toes back toward your shins. You can keep a slight bend in your knees. After this, place your hands alongside your body and press into the floor as you lengthen your spine. Then, open your heart center as you root into your sit bones. On an exhale, carefully hinge at your hips and fold forward. Read: what happens if you lose your virginity before 22 Thereafter, navigate your hands alongside your body. Then, rest them on the floor or on your legs. You can also bring together your hands around your feet. With every air, you breathe in, lift your torso cautiously and stretch your spine. For every exhale, bend yourself deeper into the pose. Be on this position for at least 3 minutes. If you want to deepen the lengthening, use a strap around your feet's soles. 4. Two-Knee Spinal Twist pose (Supta Matsyendrasana)To Make Yourself Fart To Relieve Gas

This particular position is popular for its ability to enhance digestion by stretching, toning and massaging your internal organs. To try, lie on your back and then, bend your knees to bring your legs into your chest. Thereafter, extend your arms to the side so they are in line with your shoulders. (How to Make Yourself Fart When Bloated) Then keep your palms facing down. Breathe out as you twist your legs over to the right side. Maintain the knees to be as close to each other as possible. Your knees should be at hip level. Use your right hand to press into your right knee. Turn your gaze to look over to the left side. You can also keep your neck neutral or look to the right. Maintain this pose for at least 30 seconds. Thereafter, repeat on the opposite side. As earlier mentioned, certain foods and drinks can also help a person pass out gas with ease. As these may not be a perfect option if a person already suffers from excessive pain and bloating, they can assist such person to fart much easily. Foods and drinks that may help a person fart include: Beans dairy products fatty or fried foods carbonated beverages and sparkling mineral chewing gum water xylitol fiber-rich fruits some artificial sweeteners, such as sorbitol Read: 11 Amazing Benefit Of Pumpkin Leaf/Ugu

How to Maintain How You Fart

Farting is actually the course by which the body releases ingested air and other trapped gasses. These above-listed positions will relieve gas temporarily, but certain moments come when you'd need to reduce the need to pass gas. A number of foods increase the rate of gas that results from food digestion. Beans are popular diets salutes for this. Yet, these releases comprise several nutrients, hence, it should still be included in a healthful diet. (How to Make Yourself Fart When Bloated) Read: Amazing Benefits Of Avocado Oil Soaking beans before you cook them can help reduce flatulence in many individuals, while others may choose to limit the rate at which they consume beans. Reducing the rate at which you eat other foods enabling gas can help too. This could include foods rich in certain fermentable carbs sulfur and fibers, such as cabbage, asparagus, peaches, apples, pears, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts, kale, beer, carbonated drink, etc. Dairy foods such as cheese and ice cream may also inflict gas, especially for individuals who are sensitive to lactose. Another essential tip is to eat all food carefully and with a shut mouth. Much of trapped gas is swallowed air, which is most likely to occur if a person chews quickly or with their mouth open.

What To Keep In Mind While Holding A Fart

Just as the lady who visited me couldn't hold her fart, certain instances will warrant that you hold that fart. But there are certain forces you can't hold. If this happens you can either cut your diet. Honestly, the good option is to struggle to hold that fart. Best still, if you're chanced, you can attend the restroom to relieve yourself of this sweet shit. Clenching the anus can help you temporarily, and changing positions until the gas shifts in the body.

Conclusion

Farting in the public, or where a second person appears outrageous. Though, it is a normal function of the body system. The best is still to enjoy the shit alone. Asides from the fact it's offensive, it paints you an ugly image, I think. We already covered how to make yourself fart fast, How to Make Yourself Fart When Bloated, how to make yourself fart to relieve gas. The above dietary, physical and health procedures will help you to. Kindly share with your friends and family on Facebook and other media platforms. Have you ever been embarrassed with a fart before? Have you been struggling with a fart? Kindly comment below Read the full article