#f: bloodborne au: modern werewolves

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Oscar: hearing about your childhood feels like whiplash

Rien: and I haven't even told you guys about the time I blackmailed my town's mayor

Gwyndolin: you what

Rien: he also hired multiple hitmen to kill me

Gwyndolin:

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at some point i need to post the short fic i have for the Bloodborne werewolf/modern AU. its just how Teague and Gehrman met. i also have some of how the two meet Laurence + Ludwig (and a bit of Teague + Gehrman meeting Rom, Antal, & Micolash)

no Maria meeting yet though :(

(gonna be honest. this au literally came about bc I wanted a demon!Antal/werewolf!Alfred au and then it snowballed and whoops now i need to write more than just them being weird and a varying levels of horny for each other)

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have not spoken much of Rien on here but he is the Dark Souls 1 oc i will never play bc dear god i cannot play dark souls. bloodborne has already consumed me.

ANYWAYS. werewolf au for bloodborne. has dark souls in it too. Rien and Antal are half siblings (bc i think itd be funny if they both ended up with a cheerful sunshiney dude. altho Alfred's a little more. feral than Solaire is. it's okay. Antal's not the most nornal dude either)

Rien + Antal (+ Jackie, Antal's little sister) share the same father but only Jackie and Antal grew up together

Rien has another half brother that he grew up with. Diederick aka Didi. they didn't get along for a long time until Rien got hurt bc Diederick was ignoring him and he went "oh fuck. I'm being an asshole" and Amias helpfully said "yeah. now take me to my best friend 🔪"

ANYWAYS the point is i decided Rien got in trouble for making thermite in his high school labs so he could break one of his friends out of her house and then proceeded to blackmail her mayor father into giving Rien her medication. said blackmail included photographs of a political rival getting Dealt with. Rien was not as sneaky as he should have been and shit happened and then he had a hitman/whatever following him home bc "holy shit this kid is stupid what the fuck"

Didi was not aware of this and thought the car hanging around was an ex-friend who got a little too interested in Rien for his liking and so he immediately grabs a bat. cue Rien tackling him because

Rien: THAT'S NOT HIM, YOU FUCK, THAT'S THE HITMAN

Diederick: WHAT HITMAN

Zita: ????

Rien: it's fine, don't worry about it Zizi, eat your cake, you deserve it

Diederick: HITMAN. WHY

Aldert: because your brother is so monumentally stupid, it's impressive

Aldert: *looks at the bat* I think it runs in the family

Rien: I thought i told you to fuck off, dude

Aldert: no, you said to get out of the car. which was fair. you should also be aware that blackmail of yours has now achieved a price on your head

Rien: why? because the mayor is weird about having sex with men and–

Aldert: no because you're blackmailing him with threats of a fake federal crime

Diederick: RIEN

Aldert: fortunately for you, I find your antics amusing and I loathe most others in this profession

Rien: can i take my chances with the–

Aldert: if you want to die, sure

uh. anyways. i also think it'd be funny if Diederick and Aldert ended up together bc Rien would give Didi so much shit

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Teagan: how did you and Teague even meet

Gehrman: I was sitting on Byrgenwerth commons reading a book and he called me a bitch and poured lukewarm coffee on me

Teague: in my defense, I thought he was my bitch of an ex-boyfriend who was spreading rumors about me

Teagan: and you ONLY poured coffee?

Teague: didn't have the chance to do more because this one turned around and punched me in the stomach

Gehrman: then he apologized for mistaking me for what's-his-face

Teague: his name was Theodore and he was a bitch. anyways we started talking about the book he was reading, some astronomy book that was actually pretty interesting

Teague: like 25 minutes after that, Theodore showed up and called me a "broken freak" so Gehrman launched his book at his face and broke his nose

Teagan: nice

Teague: yup. we've been besties ever since

Gehrman: don't ever say that again

Teague: sorry bestie you're stuck with me

Gehrman: unfortunately

Teague: and then like 2 years later, Laurence and Ludwig showed up at our door going "hey we hear you guys are kinda batshit. want to help us explore the caverns under Yharnam"

Gehrman: which went surprisingly well at first

Teague: yeah until we ran into some Pthumerian watchers, or whatever they're called. the big ones who only wear a loincloth

Teagan: oh I don't like those ones. I kept getting flashed by them when they died

Teague: I don't like 'em for a different reason

Teague: so you know that scar on my back

Teagan: ohhh a watcher?

Teague: yup. I got between it and Laurence. next thing I know, I'm waking up in the hospital with a sick-ass scar and none of us knowing I'm infected with the scourge

Teagan: wait. so you were the first hunter infected

Teague: unknowingly, yeah. three guesses who the first one knowingly infected was

Teagan: Gehrman?

Teague: yeah. dumbass.

Gehrman: says the guy who forgets to tell his one night stands he has four friends who drop in without warning

Teague: okay so

Gehrman: so the last 4 thought you were dating one of us

Teague: that's their issue then. I tell 'em it's just a one night stand

Gehrman: it's more that you don't bother getting fully dressed around us when we bring breakfast