#fUCKKK BRO

[smokbeast]

Big ref page of the baby himself for @crazybookcat of our SON, do not be fooled he has absolutely killed a man and more

[channoticedmeuwu]

smaus are all fun and games till u have to tag every chapter w 30 tags + edit all of them

[conceptofjoy]

sometimes i do this thing where i transcribe convos i think are homestuck-like in homestuck5plus and i thought your post about bro and rose arguing on forums was so funny that i transcribed the whole thing + wrote in the censored rant. its pseudo-psychological and completely incorrect, just how you like it its LONG so you have to right click > open image in new tab > zoom in to actually read it

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GAWED HELP ME

[smithsibsceo]

THE JAY AND COLE FLASHBACK. HEAD IN HANDS.

[babbyrat-art]

The triplets are out here and they are causing mischief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[starlos-hat]

i am too weak to undertake this mission myself

[we-are-inevitable]

btw in the restaurant au. if you even care. jack goes to culinary school because growing up, his dad always made incredible food, and he started puttering around the kitchen with him when he was like 5 years old. he always wanted to try better recipes and newer things, and his dad- though they didnt have much money- would always save up for good ingredients so jack could cook whatever his little heart desired. cooking was their time; i imagine his dad was a line cook or something, not at a fancy restaurant or anything but at a little diner, and cooking was Their thing. jack would spend all day with his mom, and as soon as his dad came home- no matter how tired he was of cooking, no matter how much he wanted to just go lay down- they would go to the kitchen and he would supervise jack as jack made dinner for everyone.

when jack’s mom gets sick, he’s 10 years old, and his dad has to cut back his time at the diner to take care of her, since jack is in school and can’t be there. this means they bring in less money, so they can’t really afford to pay for the fresh ingredients now; most of their meals at home are dollar store staples. hanburger helper, microwavable TV dinners, sandwiches- they genuinely don’t have the money to spend on fresh produce anymore, and even buying ground beef and chicken breasts is splurging that they can’t often afford.

they live on a shoestring budget until jack can get his first job at age 14. his mom beats cancer the first time, but they’re drowning in medical debt, so jack finds a job that will actually hire him despite not being 15 yet, and his first real job is working as a dishwasher at a restaurant down the street. he works nearly every day, and all of his money is given to his father, despite his father insisting that he doesn’t need a job, he shouldn’t have a job, he’s just a kid and his money should be going toward kid stuff and not paying his parent’s medical bills.

but jack refuses, so they keep it up. i think the only non-mom-related expenses jack has are food related,, sometimes he’ll stop in the little grocery store he would go to with his dad when they were younger and buy fresh vegetables and a little two pound roll of hamburger meat, just so they can at least have one meal that isn’t ready from a box. jack continues this until he’s fifteen, and by the time he turns 15, his mother’s cancer is back, even after only been beaten for a year, and it’s a lot worse.

jack drops out at 15, after having long conversations with his father, and though it breaks his father’s heart to see jack doing this, it’s unfortunately what needs to be done. jack drops out and gets another job on top of the dishwashing, and he ends up as a line cook at a fast food place. they’re able to pay the bills on jack’s paychecks, and get groceries with the little that jack’s dad makes from the days he’s able to work.

jack’s mom passes when he’s 16, leaving jack and his dad to cover both funeral and medical expenses. they’re drowning after that, both grieving in their own ways. jack’s father can barely get out of bed for weeks, but jack is back at work the day after his mother’s funeral because he knows they can’t risk falling behind on bills.

jack’s dad loved his mom so much. they were such a happy family before she got sick, which wasn’t her fault, none of this was ever her fault, but after she passes he’s completely out of commission. he can’t keep a job, he barely talks anymore, he drinks and drinks until jack can’t recognize him. it’s terrifying to watch, but jack gives him his time- he knows that eventually, his father is going to get back on his feet, and he’s going to be okay, and he’s going to go back to work and they’re going to get to relax and things will be fine again.

jack’s dad dies a few days after jack’s 18th birthday. they didn’t see it coming. the paramedics say it was a heart attack. jack likes to think of it as his mom needing his dad. it’s easier to stomach that way.

but that’s fine. everything is fine. jack, freshly 18, plans his second funeral and again, he’s back at work the day after putting his dad in the ground. he sells most of the furniture to have some extra cash. he finds a cheaper apartment in the bad part of town because he can’t afford a two bedroom when he’s just one kid. he has a bed, he has photos of his parents, and he has a kitchen. that’s all he needs.

the next few years pass with jack climbing the ranks in whatever restaurants he can get his hands on. he’s finally in a place where he can save for school, culinary school, and he has more restaurant experience under his belt by the time he’s 21 than most of his older coworkers do. he busts his ass and works so hard to put himself through school, and when he finally gets his certificate after everything, he can rest. he starts applying to different high end restaurants, and he works as a cook in a nice steakhouse for a while, but he doesn’t like his coworkers and knows he deserves more than being miserable.

when he hears about a new restaurant opening in the area, some “high end” burger joint called Pulitzer’s, he throws his hat in the ring with an application and is hired on as the lead chef at the age of 25.

he’s 26 when a new server named David Jacobs is hired, and things start looking up.

[anchoeritic]

tw: me being a whore ‼️

okay so imagine neytiri teaching inexperienced reader how to give jake head like gf would be so gentle with her, her hand smoothing over the reader’s hair as she takes him deep into her mouth 🫣 and jake being so patient, letting her know how good she’s doing and holding her hand throughout the process,,,

i need to be sedated.

[saetoshis]

THIS WAS SO WORTH THE WAIT AUGHHH BCUZ NO IM ACTUALLY GOING JNSANEBAJAKKAKA

[iiigris]

ooohh mannn when that protective rage hits…

[watchyourbuck]

Is it wrong that I want Marjan to rope rescue me? She just makes me so 👁️👄👁️

[kof-xiii]

can we speedrun an essay and a quiz and a bunch of homework i have not reviewed for within two days? its more likely than you think

[nyamcot]

My fucking. pancakes (it/it’s on this post please)

AyaKlug/Ayasig/etc dni . I cover you in blood, ok?

(Click 4 higher quality bc mygod tumblr hates the lesbians /silly)

[firebuug]

i need to have more fun with my art again. new objective: learn to have fun

[queerhairycowboy]

THE TEARCHER SAID APPLY YOURSELF AND I SAID BUT NOTHING HELPS

THEY DIDNT LISTEN

NO THEY DIDMCNT LISTEN SO I KEPT IT TO MYSELLLFFFF

[kaoharu]

setsuna kinda insane for the high range in the the background of like the entire song