Fable 2, once more!
"Today I found out there's two ways you can get flies around you... by having sex without a condom aka u get STDs, AND if you're corrupt... which I am currently cuz im making everyone give me 100% in rent"
"Holy shit, I soon got 10k! I went from like 5k... wait, does it keep going when the xbox is off? That's not possible... right? I gotta google"
"Yes... yes I do"
"OH MY GOD. FUCK. IM ON THE LOWEST, IM ALL THE WAY CORRUPT OMG"
"After 10 hours of napping, I got 20k almost 30k muhahaha"
"Alright, I need a husband"
"Are all the monks bisexual?"
"Cmere baby"
Rob: its not a bad house
Me: it cost 10k its perfect stfu
"HOW DO WE HAVE SEX WHAT"
"Okay apparently the house made me evil... gotta evict some people"
"Wow, my husband just said HE doesn't care bout my looks, but his friends make fun of him... I bet his friends also wanna bone me"
"Purification? This is the house for us"
"Alright, I'm a mom now"
"God, I feel so bad for Theresa... this isnt the last time she's gonna read those cards"
"Game made my daughter have the name Becky, and it makes me think of spy x family, so I like it"
"Yeees...yes... love me, child"
"Oh crap, I threw up on my child"
"Juuust gonna sleep a lot so people think I'm pure"
"Oh my god, there's so many people who love me"
"AH"
Rob: I hope our love lasts longer than my parents
Me: WHAT
"Speechless"
"Damn, monks are horny"
"Fiiine we can have sex"
Extra salted peanuts: two peanuts were walking down the street, and then they were assaulted. They deserved it
Me: WHY WHAT DID THEY DO???
"Sooo, apparently if you buy lots of houses, log out of xbox live, set your date to several years and then start the game, I can get a lot of money? Let's do it"
"Okay idk how to sign out of live, so let's skip that"
"I managed to get off live"
"... okay I can't set date"
"Nevermind I set the date"
"Let's see if this works also this hack is so sad cuz it was posted 15 years ago, aka 2008, and they were like 'the highest u can set the time to is 2024' like ow, that's now"
"I'm so excited"
"It didnt work :("
"IT WORKED IT WORKED YO IT FUCKING WORKED I HAD 7K AND NOW I HAVE 59425 OMFG"
"It says I'm in Feb, so I'll do Jan 2025, idk if I have to but I'll turn on and off xbox"
"wait... am I stupid? Oh god I am... I should do Dec"
"51k wow... I now have 111225 coins, just amazing"
"Now I'm setting the time back cuz it's gonna stress me"
"Alrighty, behold me, buying all the houses hehe"
Me: I have a lot of money!
The villages: so that means you're gonna lower the rents right?
Me: :)
The villages: ... right?
"I just need to buy all the houses and before, ya know I leave, I'll put them down to like less than 50%"
"Wow... I don't have enough money to do buy the pub... I thought I had like a lot of money now aww"
"I set my title to 'dog lover' and idk if I uh like it"
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They say the princess is scarier than the hero, so make sure you don't get on her highness' bad side or you'll never see the light of day again
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A Princess Zelda Fable inspired by @bokettochild ('s) post about her! I think this version of fable is really neat ^^)
when-someone-is-so-kind-it-actually-disgusts-you Fable and when-someone-is-so-hateful-it-inspires-you-to-be-kinder Fable
I feel like they would blame themselves with how the other turned out, imagine the angst- glob
and here's what her full outfit looks like, that's all~
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