#fakeuwus

[fakeuwus]

SITUATIONSHIP TEXTS W/ SUNGHOON

genre: situationship!sunghoon x yn (femreader), college au if u squint, crack (im not funny)

warnings: cursing, one suggestive text, hoonie is downbad, ignore read receipts

MESSAGE FROM NIC: realized i havent written anything yet for hoon so here's a little smth! hope yall enjoyed and happy new year!! <3

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[simpjaes]

u said hard hours so LET ME DELIVER ☝🏼

cant help but imagine jake being so DOWN BAD for his gf like its so cute but also hes so dam horny all the time ??? movie night w the friendgroup? jake has his fingers in u. sitting in a cramped car on his lap w everyone otw to a party? yea ur cockwarming that mf. u happen to wear the cutest skirt to ever exist in his eyes? ur not making it out the door i fear 💔

the man truly does not give a fuck like why is his dam sex drive so high LET HER RESTTT (but u love it ofc) and dont get me started on the friends theyre so scarred having to hear yalls moans everytime they enter ur shared apt FREE THEMMN 🙏🏼

high sex drive, super horny, very publicly fingering you ! jake?

Ok first and foremost, Jake's roomies are very much scarred but also very much used to the fact that he's constantly in you in some way or another.

Like, they do kinda worry more for you than their own eyes and ears? Then again, most of those moans they have to hear, as if it's a soundtrack to their early morning teeth-brushing or late night lonely cry, are yours.

You're not suffering. They know it. Jake knows it.

that's why, movie nights it's like, kind of expected that you're gonna be letting out sighs during parts of the movie that goes suddenly silent. The issue is, now they just don't know whether they should look or not?

Jay, in particular, struggles not to let his eye stray to that moving hand under the blanket. At this point, why even have a blanket? They all know Jake is knuckle deep, hitting all the right spots for you.

After that halloween party at Sunhoon's house? cramped up in the car with you in his lap because one of the other men got lucky and decided to bring a girl home too, the two of you still stole the show.

That girl, the one Jay brought home, ultimately asked to be let out of the car at a random gas station because it was a bit much for her to be witnessing such a thing. Not Jay though, he definitely noticed, watched, remembered, and kept the memory for the next time a girl ditches him.

It was clear your skirt was pulled up, i mean, it was sitting on your hips?! Jake was clearly thrusting up with every bump the car hit. Cock warming right there? arm to arm with his buddies? You fucking bet.

In all fairness, Jake has a high sex drive, it's not like any of his friends could fix that. If anything, they were thankful you kept him tamed. Kept him safe, even if it was between your legs in front of them.

Oh well.

[jayflrt]

PAUSE DIDNT ARTICULATE MY THOUGHT ON MY LAST ASK how embarassing ... anyways

stoners guide jay when he tried the weed frap:

LMFAOOOO i fear he didn't try the weed frap but if he did then that would so be him 😔 on another note tho FUCK HYBE!!!!!!

[pprodsuga]

im here to say that im absolutely in love with wrong number omg. if i could choose an smau to marry it'd be this one like no joke 😭 i love hoonyn so so much, their development so far has been pretty natural and they both have such amazing friends and yn is SO PRECIOUS AHH anywayssss i hope ur pillow is cold on both sides everynight for the rest of ur life, tysm frfr for this story and ur works 🫶🏼

oh my gosh HELLO!! firstly, this message brought the biggest smile to my face. i’m so glad you’re enjoying this :’) second of all, this smau accepts your proposal and would be absolutely delighted to be married to u!!

i’m so glad you love hoonyn (me too) and that this story seems natural bc it’s my first time writing a smau and i was kind of worried about that since i’ve never formatted writing like this before. i hope you have a very wonderful week. <3

[seokgyuu]

ur theme is AMAZING. the attention to detail in ur masterlists like omg!! i can imagine how long it took.. but its so worth it bc it looks SO GOOD.

omg thank you sm 🥹🥹 it did take forever i fear, but i love it so it really was worth it!! thank you again ahhhhhhh makes me so happy you say that 🥹🤍

[zreamy]

here to confess my love to u ... i rnr reading hoons spf story and i was like DAM okay this is good and i just finished reading won't let you go and ...

HOW R U SO GOOD AT WRITING OMFG?? this story has got to be one of my favs ever. the way u wrote them omg like i wanna be in their friendgroup so bad 😣

and dont get me started on heeyn!! lord i can feel it IN MY CHEST how much they love each other and how amazing they are together even when they were apart ... HOW DID U DO THAT SKDKS and the way i felt SO MANY emotions through the whole thing like i rarely cry while reading fics but legit i CRIED like they have become my comfort fic couple i stg

anyways i hope this message didnt scare u LOL i rlly wanted to get across how much i love ur writing and how much i love this fic 🫶🏼

this is so sweet thank u sm !!! i’ve never been a friend group girl i’m like .. three separate friends from the diff stages of my life who only cross paths on my bday basically, so the wlyg friend group haunts me 😭

heeyn are my favs so far and it makes me sad i couldn’t just write a million words of them together just being lovely 😖😖😖 one day (im lying) ! IM SO HAPPY U FELT TONS OF EMOTIONS OMG i put those two through it .. and u CRIED ??? i kinda feel good about that 🧘🤓

this message did not scare me in fact it did the opposite (idk what the opposite is but i am so pleased to have received this) 😛🤍🤍🤍

[b1mbodoll]

💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome. 💌 <333

these r makin me smile i <3 u

[asahicore]

hi!! can i be added to ur hey heeseung taglist <3

just did !! thank u for ur interest <33

[jaeyunverse]

hai can i be added to ur playing with fire taglist!!

omfg i haven’t updated in MONTHS i completely forgot ab the smau 😭 it’s put on hold indefinitely but i’ll add u to the taglist in case i do update in the future 💗

[jaylaxies]

here's sum jay pics i took last night he just looked SO- need him in ways that r concerning to feminism ... (this is his best hairstyle yet LIKE???)

ohmygod lovee 🥺🫶🏼 thank you sm for sharing it w us aaa you should also put watermarks on them cause the pictures are so gorgeous, jay is stunning im gonna cry 💔 no fr i need him in ways that would set feminism back idk how many years but lord i want him so much it’s insane??

[02zhoonie]

my baby gonna get to see enha again 🤭🤭🤭 as she should !!!!

[fakeuwus]

BEST GUY FRIEND TEXTS W/ JAKE

pt. 2

genre: best guy friend!jake x yn (femreader), platonic but not so platonic besties, university students, crack

warnings: cursing, ignore read receipts, one typo on slide 8, the word dick, mentions of "getting around", jake is hella friendzoned 😕 (so is yn tho so its okay)

MESSAGE FROM NIC: here's some jake texts to make up for me not updating my smau 😹 hope yall enjoyed, this one was rlly fun to make, i fr couldve added more slides... maybe pt. 2??? also feedback and reblogs are always appreciated, ily all smmm 🫶🏼

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[simpjaes]

OKAY JAY HARD THOUGHT THIS TIME

i say this all the time and send it to so many blogs but i cant get over jay and his size 😣 hes just so tall and muscular,,, and we know down there is pretty big 😵‍💫 when sza said i need a big boy she was talking ab him !! (at least i am)

while fucking he def has his little gf in a chokehold with his big biceps wrapped around her neck and he has her infront of the mirror so she can watch him pound into her... i think u get the picture ... ima let u write the rest bestie 😁

warnings: choking, reader is able to be lifted and is smaller than him, crying, he's 5'11 which is tall but still i write him like he's a 7 foot giant.

it's not so much a choke hold if he's not actively choking you. Rather, he's just forcing you to keep your head up, biceps flexing just up under your chin and pressing against all of your pulse points.

Okay, maybe it is a little bit of a choke hold, but it doesn't change the fact that you like it.

Jay can force you to look into that mirror all he wants. He's big enough to "force" you to do just about anything and you don't entirely mind that either. It's just...the one thing he can't make you do is look at yourself when he's right there. His eyes completely focused on where his hips meet your ass if he pulls back just enough, bouncing with strong and rough thrusts.

Your gaze always strays to him and the way his eyebrows knit together in either pleasure, pain, or concentration. It always draws a cheeky smile out of you as you stare into the mirror, only seeing your wrecked self in peripheral vision at this point.

Oh, but when he does meet your eye rather than his cock sinking into you, his gaze is even sharper and even more focused. He stares, he smirks, he fucking chuckles.

"Look at you," his raspy voice rings through the air as he leans forward against the shell of your ear. A sharp thrust pushing your body forward and making you brace your hands against the vanity. "You're so gone for me."

Another truth, and another chuckle.

He only fucks harder when you watch yourself in the mirror, and in turn he also only watches you through the very same surface. Both of you tuned into what he's able to do to you, for you, and for himself.

His larger body behind you is always distracting, but you can admit to loving what you see in yourself against the mirror when he does this more than when he doesn't.

When his strong arms release that grip around your throat, you always feel a tight grip of your ass in one of his hands, and the other gripping your face from behind and keeping your head forward. Only because you have a tendency to drop your face onto your own arms when you get the freedom to do so in this position.

The harsh grip against your face, squishing your cheeks and creating, arguably, hideous faces in the mirror only drive him further and further. Deeper and deeper, harder and harder. Until your eyes are burning and your throat is dry.

When he finally feels your tears hit his finger tips, then is when he will release your face, flipping you over, lifting you, and planting you right there on the same vanity before burying himself into you as deep as he can go.

And only then, is he forced to watch himself in the mirror.

[jayflrt]

sending u jay pics i took last night bc u deserve to see how scrumdiliumptious he looked last night girl breakfast brunch lunch snack dinner dessert late night munchies FRRR

THANK YOU OMFG HE LOOKS SO GOOD??/???? 😭❤️🫶 i hope you had a fun time!!! AND YOU WERE SO CLOSE OMG how did it feel to be in the presence of Jay

[pprodsuga]

I GOT IT BAD BY MS ADDISON RAE ON UR PLAYLIST U JUST GET IT OHMYGOD !!!

i actually had a heeseung fic idea based off of the song where hee is yn's new next door neighbor and shes DOWN BADDDD for him bc duh who wouldnt be down bad for that man and he teases and flirts w her sooo much like hes so i got it bad coded i cant put it into words

(also ur music taste is chefs kiss 🤌🏼)

HELLOOOOO BELOVED !! i feel like my music taste is truly all over the place. i’ll listen to anything, really. i love addison’s stuff and she gets me in the hyper pop mood along with charli xcx! you should totally write that fic - it def fits with his personality and i know i’d eat that up.

[moon7jay]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of anyone who deserves it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

Nic :( I just woke up I'm gonna cry like a baby I love uuu