#farkkkkk

[anibaby]

“NEGATIVE”

Someone sedate me 😩

[screampied]

DICK SLIPPING ANON I LOVE YALL I AM A YAPPER!!!

WE LOVE DICK SLIPPING HEAAAAA

[lonelyghostty]

Im so mad

Some reason aggie being freeze again and i refresh it then the sunny part i draw is GONE

Ima kick this website and my internet🔪🔪🔪

[barrenceallence]

I’m trying to find somewhere to watch Alex rider…I had the first ep downloaded but the rest of the episodes were dead links…goddamnit

[barissoffee]

Riyo Chuchi advocating for Clone Rights 

[christiangeistdorfer]

BRUCE MCLAREN having a cheeky laugh after getting bruised & bashed by rocks at the 1964 BELGIAN GRAND PRIX

[honeybleed]

ik most aot fans on here don’t really like the source material but when you do (esp s4), you can see why it was so easy for me to fall for jean

[guccigrealishh]

KDB 🎯

[bitual]

THERE'S SO MANY WHITE GIRLS IN MY UNI COURSE FARKKKKK

[klein-babylon]

Omg

This sounds right up my alley rich British academia set in mid 2000s farkkkkk also rosamund pike

[childhoodtheme]

farkkkkk i forgot what a good episode s1e7 is. failed family therapy that actually got them talking (arguing) about their issues in a sense. the inlaws hanging out together. “i am interested in becoming a meth head”. kendall :( roman going to pick him up :( kendall being annoying in the car and playing lion king songs :) roman generally playing middle child on full dial. shiv giving in to nate. kendall using again to spite his dad when really it just gives him more power. logan’s scars at the end. the cycle of abuse really starting to become elucidated. austerlitz allegro moderato playing over a bleak desert montage. no sign of greg

[screampied]

Hear me out please, you fucking dad bf Toji and another dad bf Shiu facetime him and ofc Toji’s mean ass taking the call in the middle of the process, you trying to keep it quiet, but ofc Shiu understands what’s going on, so Toji is like “you don’t mind if I let my friend watch, just a little, right baby?” And ofc YOU DON’T 😭 So Toji fucking you on a facetime, Shiu fisting his cock on the line and our poor dad watching tv downstairs.

I’m done.

oh this is actually nasty.

*takes notes*

[tesvskyrim]

when you order something online and they include samples or something extra with it!!!! fuuuuuUUUUUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!

[shijiujun]

Novel: Epilogue (Part 1)

This isn’t in the epilogue but someone else highlighted some points, the most important being that: TANG YI FELL IN LOVE WITH SHAO FEI FIRST

I’m doing plot points, no direct translation sentence by sentence because I literally don’t have the book with me:

It starts off with “N number of years later, in Shi Hai Corporation” - so no, we don’t know how long TY went to prison for, and what he went in for, not from this chapter anyway unless they mention it in the chapters before

He’s described as ‘The Suit’ in this page, but we all know it’s TY - anyway he’s obviously OUT OF PRISON THANK GOD and he’s the CEO of the company now, talking to his secretary

His phone rings, and when he picks it up, IT’S JACK: “Hi ex-boss, just wanted to let you know that Captain Meng has been injured, and he’s been sent to Dr Jiang’s clinic”

LITTLE TREASURES FROM JUST THIS LINE:

SHAO FEI IS NOW CAPTAIN OF THE TEAM!!!!! OF TEAM 3!!!!! OMGGGG

Jack is an informant for TY now, as he is on SF-injury watch (it’s not clear whether he gets this info from ZZ or he’s working in the department or he was on the same case)

And obviously Jack and TY still have a pretty good frenemy kind of relationship, and Jack is a little shit

TY leaves in the middle of a meeting to obviously go see SF and some people in the office are like: “Should we call CEO Zuo to come back and take over some of the work?”

AND HERE WE KNOW THAT: Hong Ye and Dao Yi have been married THREE FRICKIN YEARS!!! AND SHE’S PREGNANT WITH THE FIRST KID, AND THAT’S WHY SHE’S NOT WORKING CURRENTLY IN THE COMPANY - and that’s why TY is taking over all business matters

Everyone is scared of TY it’s hilarious, and he hired most of his brothers from the gang or at least his staff/secretary know that he’s a former mob boss, and he still can command his gang members - one of the secretaries i think gives instructions after TY leaves: “Go get some people to guard outside of Dr Jiang’s clinic, make sure nothing happens to Officer Meng or Boss” - OMGGGGG SHAO FEI HAS TURNED INTO MOB BOSS WIFE I LOVE IT!!! HE’S IN THE CIRCLE OF PROTECTION NOW

Dr Jiang is cursing Shao Fei out back at the hospital: “Meng Shao Fei do you think I have nothing to do all day? Didn’t I warn you to not rush head first into a critical situation by yourself? I have two surgeries today, and in the end? I’m actually here having to just wrap your wound. You know the nurses can do this right? But no, because SOMEONE ordered me to, I keep having to come to you and practice my first year med school skill of wrapping up wounds.”

Shao Fei goes: “Hehe. Thanks!”

TREASURES AGAIN:

DR JIANG IS A NAGGY LITTLE BITCH THAT’S FRIENDS WITH SHAO FEI I LOVE IT

TANG YI ORDERING HIS FRIEND TO PERSONALLY ATTEND TO SHAO FEI EVERY TIME HE COMES IN INJURED OMG MY FANFIC HEART IS ALIVE AND DYING AT THE SAME TIME

dr jiang is a little bitch i love it

Captain Shi passed Team 3 to SF when he confessed to his crimes, and suggested to the higher ups to get SF to take over as Captain instead - And SF, after some courses and tests, MADE IT!!! SO HAPPY FOR THIS SMOL BEAN - So he’s now the one yelling at rookies and recruits AHAHAHA gosh

From outside the ward SF and Dr Jiang hear: “MENG. SHAO. FEI.”

LOL SF literally pales hahahaha he’s in trouble now

Dr Jiang also know who the hell it is, so he goes: “Great, you’re finally here. Please take this idiot home and discipline him, he’s wasting space in my VIP room, and wasting my gauze and antiseptic solution”

TY to SF, holding his injured arm: “What happened?”

SF was careless with a perp, and he was just about explaining that, when DRAMATIC!ASS!TANG YI picks up a pen from his fucking pocket, opens it, and then LITERALLY USES IT TO SCRATCH HARD DOWN his own arm, the exact spot that SF got hurt (Note: Pls DO NOT IMITATE. DANGEROUS, ALSO A BIT DUMB, LIKE NO. GUYS THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOUR)

SF: “What are you doing?!” and grabs TY and I think he’s bleeding, and SF panics and is about to call Dr Jiang back but TY stops him and SF is all: “What the fuck, let me go, let me call Dr Jiang-”

TY kisses SF to calm him down, and when SF really does calm down, SF still grabs tissues to pat all over the wound 

TY: “Meng Shao Fei, since you’re not protecting yourself well and you keep making me worry, then every time you get hurt, I will hurt myself at the same spot. If you don’t want me to hurt myself, then please take more care of yourself. Because now your body is not yours alone, it’s like it’s my body too, and we belong to each other.” (Note: Once again, idk in which fucking situation this is permissible, safe and consensual guys, and communication, PLEASE DO NOT IMITATE FOR FUN)

SF apologises profusely to TY and then they HUG EACH OTHER TIGHTLY FARKKKKK 

TY: “We’re finally together after so much hardship, I really don’t want to lose you.”

SF: “I know...”

TY: “So tonight, forget about sleeping.” (Note: !!!!!?!!!?!???!!)

And then TY leaves SF there to go back to his meeting but not without kissing SF on the forehead, and then outside Dr Jiang is waiting, and he comments: “You’re so sly”

TY to Dr Jiang: “It takes one to know one. At least I didn’t try to win him over like you did, making Xiao Shu Gong pity you and con him over to be with you” !!!!! (HAPPY FOR DR JIANG!)

Dr Jiang: “TY, are you happy now?”

TY: “Very.”

Dr Jiang: “That’s good”

And then the last page I got was Jack standing at the roadside with Zhao Zi, keeping his phone after informing TY that SF was hurt - So they’re together, but idk why HAHAHAHA 

Hope you guys are less sad now and are happy?! OMG I ALMOST CRIED

[thewkout]

I love how you just kill it using what you have @jobolg - inside & outside cries today 😂 ... Farkkkkk!!!! See my face at the end! This is how we push in our workouts! Thank You @bodyrocktv_lisamarie Today's Live rep challenge done .... OMG! Using what's around me.... table for the pull ups, chairs for tuck abs.... for the throws and goblet squat I put my 6lb vest around my DB .. used 2x 10kg DBs for the clean and press and my gosh the inside cries were horrendous. If we don't push ourselves we don't see changes, I want the changes so yes I'm in for the grind! @bodyrockofficial #allthethings #bodyrocker #bodyrockerforlife #bodyrock #repchallengeweek #usewhatyouhave #noexcuses #fark #trainingwithfriends #getitdone #strength #sweatflix #fitfam #fitness #makingithappen #growth #vestup #insidecries #trainingaroundtheworldwithfriends #trainingwithfriends #strengthinnumbers #veganlifestyle #veganfitness #healthylifestyle

[honeybleed]

imma stand by sabo but he woulda been 20x finer without dem bug eyes they gave luffy🙄 this tiktok FARKKKKK