#farmer wren

[fishnchip3011]

farmer wren and his animal entourage

[bungiri]

HIII GUYSSS !!! meet my darling beloved sdv/sve oc wren <33 completely revamped for a second time and i love her even more now !!

if u can’t read my handwriting well,, she’s the owner of suncove farm and is the caretaker of many monstrous man eating plants. her bday is fall 7th and she has a dog named rocky !

i’ll put some more info about her, her plants, animals, and friendships out soon

[seharuuchan]

My mutual’s farmers and my farmer 🧑‍🌾

@nimillaarts

@bungiri

@studentinpursuitofclouds

[buneok]

lineart of some of my fave drawings i've posted recently on my main :P

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Our Farmers as a memes, because... idk I'm bored again lol (part 1/?):

Hey, @amishasp, @silly-farmer, @boinurmom13, @seharuuchan, @g0atmama, @bungiri 👀

[nimilla]

Quick Sketch! | Farmers' Interaction!

I saw this image in my head while I was riding a motorcycle with my dad, and it's quite clear, so I had to sketch our farmers in how I saw it in my mind. It was cute in my mind, but I am itching to share this online, so I just did this messy sketch 😅

I think I might redo or probably refine this so that it looks better? 🤔 IDK, but for now, have our farmers being silly chibi in the School AU! ✏️

I hope I didn't ruin them too much 😅 Hair is my weakness lately 😭 But I enjoy drawing them, hehe! 💕💕

Wren belongs to @bungiri ! Ao belongs to @aolyxe ! Ziana belongs to me! 😌

[dinoswordsb]

hehehe kicking feet. i have some sdv farmers their names are Salutations Andrews (Go Along Now Homestead), Reginald "Redge" Valle Suarez (Bee N' Oak Ranch), and Denver Pascal. i didn't get very far with him. but. hehe. :3c kicking feet. hbu :3c

Twirling phone cord around my finger I would like to see these guys and Know them 😁

I only have 2 and it's funny bc neither of them are really farmers but we have fun here I have Wren who I made in a game w/ @snapplewapple and they are the estranged child of a couple of joja ceos 😏 their whole deal is they were cursed before they were born a la beauty and the beast bc their parents pissed off a witch so when they get intense emotions they go Beast Mode

They run away from their parents with Clementine(Mikaela's farmer) in their story but they are free to gallivant about with other farmers if I want them to JXJEJF They don't know anything about anything bc they were sheltered and neglected they're truly trying their best also their bachelor is sebastian

And then there is Amadeus ^_^ he is even less of a farmer he's just a stuck up priss of a witch who travels and causes mischief and hexes and curses people whenever he doesn't get his way bc he is childish. He gets stuck in pelican bc he causes umm...a bit of a ruckus(read: blows a fucking hole in the saloon) and Rasmodius strips him of his witch powers until he can learn to be niceys. In the meantime he is trapped on the farm to pay his debt off and also everyone hates him and the farmer(sometimes Clementine sometimes another friends' character) is the only one who can stand to put up with him

In the meantime he tries to take up potion making and astromancy since that magic isn't totally reliant on the user to rub it in rasmodius' face that he will NOT. HAS NOT. NEVER WILL win(he has. Deus sucks)

He gets no spouse bc hes a bitch

[amartgasaurus]

If you're confused by the stardew tags it's okay they're farmers. I swear

[ilovedarius666]

倫恩好可愛...

[swpdz000]

chewing toy repost and update!! now with the shady bastards (∩`ω´)⊃))💥💥💥

[propertyofwhitney67]

THEY ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS!! Kylar being scared of a Yan!Pc is so funny.

More lore

[fishnchip3011]

it's gotta be the muscle mass...

[bungiri]

monster keeper wren & monster hunter isaac

[ashersanity]

Heyy saw you were a Remy enthusiast from your last post….any yandere headcannons for Remy where you become his house spouse and not his cow? Would like to include horse riding and he sees that as practice for riding him in bed but its ok if youre not comfy with it

The worst fucking spouse known to mankind.

Scratch that, Bailey would probably be worse.

Unrelated but since you asked so nicely, how could I not oblige, polite anon? Kissing you on the cheek just for that and the sick idea. (Platonically)

still going at it, asher?

YANDERE! REMY

content warning! dub-con, mentions of violence, murder, blood, marking, baby trapping, manipulative and possessive behaviour, you know the drill already.

remy and pc are gender neutral as always unless explicitly stated otherwise. mentions of wren.

“Thought I’d let you get away? No, dear. Now it’s time to make it up to me.”

yandere type : obsessive, possessive, overprotective

Yan!Remy who had set their sights on you the second they saw you, pretty little thing that you are, just meant to be owned and pampered, under their care at the farm. Young and dumb that you were, greeting you over with a trained smile on their face, others at the riding lesson gaping from what they were seeing. Remy smiling? That never happened, but the farmer didn’t want to give the wrong impression after all, coax you in possibly, already envisioning their future with you with a wedding band around your finger. Their cute spouse that’d devote themselves to them. Just as things should be, right?

Yan! Remy who knows they got you right they want you as you laugh at their jokes and antics, lips curled up into an uncharacteristically soft smile, there to match your own. Normally cold demeanour though they’re willing to keep up the facade if it means having you in their grasp, in arms reach. Goes as most marriages do, weeks or maybe months of courting, chatting away and getting to know each other. Next thing you know, the farmer is proposing, expensive ring in their gloved hand that they offer to you. Poor you really, not knowing what you’re getting yourself into as you gladly accept with a flush on your face. Oh, aren’t you in for something..

Yan! Remy who drops the facade the second you get all settled in their ranch, carpeted floors adorned by old furniture passed down from the farmer’s family, bedroom already made for you. How odd, they had everything done over before you even had to ask, knowing your particular taste for certain things, how you cuddle in your sleep, placing a bunch of cushioned pillows around the bed. How you can’t stand the scent of smoke, carefully replacing their gas stove with an electric one. You don’t.. exactly remember telling Remy any of those things, but the memory could’ve slipped from your mind, starting to second guess things. Must’ve been your imagination then.

Yan! Remy who isolates you from everyone else in your life, not feeling a shred of remorse or guilt from it. Oh, your mom wants to pay a visit? Too bad, looks like the weather isn’t suitable for such things today, not giving you a chance to even glance out the window to be really sure if they’re telling the truth. Why did your long time friend suddenly stop coming? The farmer wouldn’t possibly know, handful of notes placed on the table, your so-called ‘friend’ eyeing the stack of cash nervously, knowing what this means. Sometimes, they couldn’t be bothered with the entire money thing, simply turn your pesky surroundings into cattle, not like they’ll ever come to you again if their dumb, foggy cow mind barely remembers you.

Yan! Remy who turns you into their little obedient housewife regardless of gender, dutifully waiting for their return everyday, clasped hands folded in your lap. Since you don’t have anyone else to look forward to anymore, what’s the point in letting you outside either? Not like they don’t provide everything else for you, whatever you need is at home, no matter how much you think there is something lacking in your burnt out marriage. Loves coming back from a long, exhausting day of working at the fields, glistening sweat over their forehead with their usually slicked back, brown hair tumbling over their face, utterly exhausted. Finds you in the bedroom, looking bored as always, pressing an affectionate kiss to your shoulder. Quickly turns into greedily sucking at your neck, your soft whimpers working their way up into whines with your arm looped around their frame. Nothing better than having a tight hole or cock to sink into/onto after working so hard.

Yan! Remy who’s only allowing you outside for their personal horse riding lessons, instructing you to hold onto them tightly as they lead you on the animal. Maybe they do give you permission from time to time to actually ride one yourself with their eyes constantly watching your every move, of course. Makes sure to guide your movements, their gaze fixated on the way your figure bounces on the horse like.. like you’re actually riding something. Doesn’t want you to accidentally injure yourself so the farmer is keeping you in place, gloved hands placed on your hips. The same ones that bounce you on their cock/strap-on, throughly enjoying your fucked dumb face as you ride them, squeaking mattress creaking under your combined weights.

Yan! Remy who completely loses their shit if they ever catch their right-hand assistant hitting on you, soft brown eyes checking you out, a wicked grin on Wren’s face, shamelessly flirting with their boss’s spouse right in front of the farmer. By all means, you can only hope that Remy doesn’t kill the bastard right then and there, never having really formally introduced the two of you due to the possible result that might’ve brought on. Obviously, they were right, the smuggler unable to keep their dirty hands to themselves when it comes to anything belonging to Remy. Expect the roughest fucking of your life once you get back to the barn, roughly tugging at your wrist and throwing you onto the bed. You’re lucky if your little friend that you like to play blackjack with even comes back to have another game. Don’t expect Wren to though.

Yan! Remy who’s dead set on either making you carry their offspring or the other way around, carry yours. Doesn’t matter if you can’t be impregnated or they can’t impregnate you, regardless they’re figuring a way out with this. Sharing the same genitals? Don’t care, doesn’t matter, the farmer’s mind is long gone, a mile away in their own sick delusion, thinking how adorable you’d look with your tummy full of their cum or stuffed with their fat strap-on deep inside your aching hole. Regardless, Remy’s rutting into you like a hung bull when it’s mating season or making you rut into them, willing legs spread wide open. If you two manage a baby? Great, absolutely fucking great, all the more reason for you to stay with them since you wouldn’t wanna leave your poor kid with divorced parents, huh?

Yan! Remy who’s now achieved the ideal life with you, or so they think in their head. Heat of their skin pressed against yours as you’re deep into your slumber, unaware of those green eyes on you, intently watching your sleeping form. Chest steadily rising up and down with every breath taken, tracing a slim finger over the shirt of your pajamas, arm looped around your waist, gripping possessively. This is it, this is what Remy wanted all along, to have their beautiful spouse laying next to them in bed, intimately close together as if they didn’t shut you off from the world. That’s what a farmer does though, keeps their cherished prize to themselves, locked away. Locked away from prying eyes and nosy bastards, theirs alone. That’s right.. You’re theirs now. Remy’s perfect little spouse.

Masterlist

To - @mellowwillowy, for being a Remy fucker.

Yandere! Bailey part 2 might be coming next, don’t know.

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[buneok]

thinking about wren being stubborn, hotheaded, and so quick to frustrate that she often forgoes her training with marlon/lance/isaac/camilla to do her own thing.

the amount of times she tells isaac she doesn’t need him and that he should just leave her alone because they both know they’d rather be doing other things

“you’re gonna get yourself turned into serpent food out there. now listen up.”

“ugh, i don’t need you.”

when they become friendlier she’ll occasionally tell him that again in a more playful tone when her training becomes increasingly more difficult. he tries to keep up that tough guy act, but if you looked close enough you’d see a hint of a smile on his face.

it’s only when he’s lying in her arms, soaking her clothes with blood, and fading in and out of consciousness that she realizes she’s needed him more than she could ever think

“h-hey…don’t fall asleep on me…c’mon, i need you!”

he just laughs despite the pain in his chest and moves her hair from her face. he doesn’t know whether it’s the last time he’ll see her dark brown eyes. even if they’re filled with anguish and regret, he wants to see them while he still has the willpower to fight for consciousness.

“you…don’t need me.”

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

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> Julian has been added to the "Stardew Valley farmers" group chat

Julian: hello?

Bo: hey dude

Bo: welcome to our group

Julian: oh thanks!

Julian: what's this group for?

Bo: well I figured we all live in the same town and there's no general group for us lol

Julian: what about Pelican Town general group?

Bo: nah doesn't count and probably lame anyway

Bella: Bo got kicked out of the general Pelican Town chat group for flooding with memes about Lewis, so he made his own group, because you can't kick an admin out.

Bella: hey Julian 👋

Julian: howdy partner 🤠

Bella: 🤠

Bo: whatever 🙄 anyway we can post memes here too, all sorts of useful information and questions.

Julian: like what?

Rain: like can someone help me with advice on what to make with strawberries besides pies and jam? I want something new. Hi Julian! 👋

Julian: hi 👋 I will send you a recipe for strawberry ice cream, try it.

Rain: ok, thanks ❤️

Rain: you're a lifesaver 😎

Julian: 😎

Bo: see? my group is better than that old fart

Bella: that's not the only reason you started chat group, right?

Bo: lmao of course not

Bo: Ayo everyone! check this out!

> Bo posts an image with name "smutty meme about bitch Isaac lol"

> Julian, Bella, Rain and 15 other people liked this post.

> May reacted to the post with a 🤣 emoji.

> Ziana reacted to the post with the 😳 emoji

> Wren and Myra reacted to the post with a 👀 emoji

May: LMAO I'm dying 💀

Julian: i love this group already ❤️

Bo: 😎

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Farmers Bo (@boinurmom13), Ziana (@wheredarknessfallsinlove), Bella (@ivquatro), May (@poxy-domain), Myra (@seharuuchan), Wren (@bungiri) and Rain (@silly-farmer) were mentioned here!