#farts 💨

[scarletrecords]

some of kemeroot’s outdoor baths by the beach featuring different kinds of baths and a couple showers, too! i kind of want to make another outdoor baths area in kemeroot that’s inspired by the visuals of watatsumi island (mermaid set is one of the prettiest furniture sets we have in acnh), but i’ll finish working on cleaning up my island from the influx of flowers last few days because it’s been raining nonstop (almost) in the game.

in the middle of running around kemeroot, i spotted these two chilling at the plaza, and it’s just so precious (TvT )

[sauronnaise]

“If you are the God of the Wind... Does that make you the Lord of the Farts?"

—Melkor, to Manwë

[grossgeck]

Gross, low effort doodle and the only context I have for it is this lmao

[downforthegas]

Would Ellie like a friend? > w> * scoots him the half-human son of goddess who has his own gas issues *

Ooh y'know Ellie would love that! He's also a bit of a dork and whenever he makes a friend, he likes to ramble and info dump about all his favorite things.

I just hope that son of the goddess has a tough nose. Ellie gets nervous meeting new people

Btw if you wanna show me ur oc, please do! They sound cool

[vanweezer]

tagged by ultimate swagbeast @spaceracers 🧚

LAST SONG?

face down by red jumpsuit apparatus (radio), making plans for nigel by xtc (phone)

FAVORITE COLOR?

brown

CURRENTLY WATCHING?

(rewatching) boy meets world, started watching spider-man: the animated series for the first time

LAST MOVIE?

studio 666

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY?

sour

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pocket zine making, bugs, aquarium/terrarium builds, the crow book/movie

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address of a bookstore i like

tagging: @anniefebruary @longtimelie @comicbookddr & @nerdangels & whoever the fuck else wants to do this n say i tagged em. be free

[beefrobeefcal]

My tummy hurts :(((((((

Would Frankie and/or Joel rub my tummy even if it makes me fart :((((

Well, Romy, let’s find out, shall we?

I-wanna-be-your-private-dancer regards,

Beefro👌🥩💜

tw for under the cut: farts💨

Joel:

Outbreak or not, Joel would want to know what you did to get a 'stomach ache', and he'd sit and wait for you to tell him all the things that might have caused it. He would get you some pepto or whatever he had on hand to help you feel better, all the while more than likely chiding you for ending up this predicament in the first place. If you asked real nicely, he would rub your tummy... but if you let a fart escape, he'd be done. Hands thrown up in the air, all irritated. That is, until that night. He'd crawl into bed with you, gently pull up the blankets over your head and let one rip, catching you in a DutchOven in retaliation while cackling like a mad man.

Frankie:

Frankie has the stomach of a concrete elephant. You could projectile vomit or cast any number of bodily fluids on him, and he'd barely flinch while continuing to rub your tummy. Farts are nothing and he's not scared away by them, not when his baby needs him. But like Joel, once you're feeling better, all bets are off. Frankie's the kind of guy to turn up the heat in the car while driving and lock the windows. And he'd do it slowly, waiting for just the right moment to let one off... and then he'd wait with a huge grin on his face.

[marjoree]

Poot loves me

[whereifindsanity]

Photo: Tome Bony

[bobomcfoe]

Everyone look at the henna i got at work yesterday

[uwudonoodle]

[scarletrecords]

today marks the first month i got accepted in my current workplace and i want to record this day so i can have something to look back to.

[delewlew]

🦋

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

one funny bitch

[grossgeck]

Sla//ppy gives off the vibe he would make “pull my finger (er, string technically)“ type jokes

That’s all I’m saying-

[downforthegas]

Does Elohym like hugs from a small human by any chance?? :3

Oh he's a big fan of hugs. But any human is small to him on account of the fact that he's 10 feet tall. He can make himself smaller, but he's normally super tall.

Granted, while meeting the small human, he will feel a little scared about their intentions, no matter their attitude. If you were to hug him, there's a high chance you'll squeeze their belly hard enough to cause them to rip a loud *BBBRBPPPBBRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT!* which causes his robe to flutter like crazy. "Oh, not again!" It thinks to themself. Hopefully you won't mind the smell hehe

Perhaps he'll be more comfy around you if you rip one as well

[ohtobeleah]

Every once and a while my breakfast hyper fixation changes— I’m upset to announce I’ve landed back on boiled eggs. 🥚

[j4r-of-flies]

EXAMS ARE FINISHED