#fast brewing

[absolberts251]

cute dottore dying stimboard

[buwheal]

Hello Spamton! Lets say, hypothetically, if i was intrested in potentially buying something from you, which product would you recomend the most?

[wewerebornsextuplets]

i really love that ososan has so many fun platonic duo names, not just for ease of navigation but also because i get to come up with stupid duo/trio/etc names involving ocs. its a beautiful thing

[residentrookie]

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[as-above-is-moving]

Rolands cell starts to ring! It's an incoming text from Rachael.

"Heeeeyyyyy buddy! I got 2 questions for you. How would you define the word TWINK and does this dude I'm with fit into that category?"

A photo of Butch (@gunslinginnhogtyin) is attached for reference.

"Dignity and egos are on the line here. Don't sugar coat it!♡"

@splinter-sister

Of all the texts for Roland to get on his lunch break, THIS wasn't the topic of conversation he was expecting to receive; least of all from Rachael. Roland nearly snorted, one hand coming up to cover his mouth to stifle his laughter. Putting his mug of 'lunch' down, Roland typed out his reply.

"Personally, I define a twink as someone with little to no muscle mass, and fairly skinny. Without meeting the cutie in question myself, I'd say he falls in line with that pretty accurately. But if he's got enough muscle on him, I suppose he could be considered closer to a hunk-ish twink at most, like myself ;)" "I do always love hearing from you, Rachael <3"

[yuga2000]

Bruh, when did they change the name of the frostycinno at Wendy’s to the frosty cold brew? I’m so embarrassed I could die 💀

[r2y9s-notartblog]

me? writing timeloop au fanfiction? more likely than u think.

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

TOTAL SPEEDFREAK-ROCK 'N' ROLL COMING UP IN THE FIRST WAVE OF UK PUNK -- CLASS OF '77.

PIC(S) INFO: Spotlight on debut album era MOTÖRHEAD, c. 1977, from a photoshoot later picked up by the UK's "Zigzag" magazine (issue #76, published September 1977). 📸: Motorcycle Irene.

"MOTÖRHEAD were a blues band, really, played at 1,000 miles an hour. I've just always been in a hurry for everything. I'm a very impatient man."

-- LEMMY KILMISTER✝ (English bassist/vocalist/musician/the first Motörmaster)

Sources: www.picuki.com/media/2582204555283302312 (Picuki 2x).

[spaced-out-muses]

".. . Why do I suddenly feel sore—"

[draculovemp3]

If eating spicy food while sick bad then why yummy….

[hipsofsteel]

my father will be like "terrible news boys. after taking over an hour to make my coffee, my daughter has decided she needs the kettle for five minutes to make some green tea."

[pomodoriyum]

man rewatching arcane and marcus is such a dick lol and this is on top of his horrible classism and pre(?)disposition towards violence hes just so. so fucking prejudiced

[zapvendo]

in honor of oddworld 25th birthday I made some blinkers<3

[ID: Three blinkers. The first has a soulstorm brew logo on the left and on the right, the color flashing from cool green grey to warmer tone. There is text that reads, "our spew is your brew!" in green letters. The second has munch on left and right, with rainbow lights and dark blue background. Yellow text reads, "Hey there, fellow chumps". The third image has a pixelated Abe on the right next to a rainbow emoji. On the left is a blue heart emoji. The background is yellow glitter and pink lights. There is purple text on yellow background that reads, "Kinning him<3". End ID]

[ereh-emanresu-tresni]

Speaking of lack of pattern recognition why do I seem to constantly forget my frequent panic attack phases are almost always coincident with when I'm consistently drinking way more coffee and especially energy drinks lol

[hellfireeddiemunson]

today has gone by SO FAST

[ceaseless-rambler]

I haven't had an urge to write fanfic in years why do i want to do it Right Now when I have an entire presentation to put together by tomorrow