#fasteverything

[antivertigo]

shroomish

now you listen the fuck here

[tiefighter]

patron saints of sad dads

Every sad dad is now mine you can leave them at the door.

[ciralism]

I just wanted to say that your Beaux Reves page is exactly what I've been looking for! Thank you sooooo much for making it.

Great! I’m so glad :) 

[kimgothjoon]

fasteverything replied to your post

jfc once i accidentally uploaded a .tiff file and tumblr was all OH DOWNSIZE THAT THING AND IT MIGHT JUST FIT more like not work at fucking all

omfg

thankfully i only had to go and resave the gif i would have been so pissed otherwise beCAUSE THAT IS A GIF TUMBLR 

[beerconnectionusa]

Scotch + Soda x 4= 😀 #bottomsupbeer #beerconnectionmex #monterrey #fastbeer #fasteverything #sociedadmexicanadeparrilleros

[antivertigo]

fasteverything replied to your post: when you mean to nap and you straight up Sleep

Ian back at it again with the Not The Sleep Again

LISTEN

[antivertigo]

fasteverything replied to your post: steam why the fuck are you like this what is wrong...

SCREAMS

let me know when it comes back? x.x

[antivertigo]

fasteverything replied to your post “maybe at midnight the confetti will go away”

if not, then we have another "Limited" Microsoft W10 upgrade that lasts for five years

x.x

[antivertigo]

Pass the happy along! When you see this reply with 5 things that make you happy , and then send this to the last 10 people in your activity!!!

oh my, thank you!

1. star trek2. my friends3. my dogs4. BIRDS5. happy movies like Finding Dory i watched earlier today

@quirkygown, @3-sans-over-ur-marbles, @okaycoooool, @samspeigel, @scothamish, @rebuilding221b, @fasteverything

i don’t think one of these worked, but these are most of the people in my activity the last few days - yall don’t have to do this if you don’t want

[antivertigo]

@fasteverything

[antivertigo]

V ! nah i'm kidding, how about B, and also R, A, and D ?

I CAN’T BELIEVE MY FIRST THOUGHT FOR V WAS THAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DIRTY

V: Van!! my very good friend who i’m very glad to have met

B: Bruh - i’m kidding lol. Borderlands, probably. i know that feels obvious, but honestly, i bonded with a couple of really good people through Borderlands, and it’s a good series despite its flaws, and i will always be happy to play the two classes that apparently everybody else hates lol.

R: Raisins. i don’t get why so many people don’t like them tbh. i used to eat them by the fucking pack when i was little, like 2-3 of those little boxes at a time. now we just don’t buy them anymore and i am the poorer for it.

A: ALLIE. HELLO. I LOVE YOU. i’m so happy to have such great friends ;--; i always hope i’m good to you too, and try to be better at it every day.

D: Dic- no haha. Dragons. holy fuck i love dragons so much, you have no idea. dragons and pokemon were my first SIs, and i used to draw dragons almost literally 24/7, it used to be basically all i knew how to drew and i’m so out of practice now. somewhere in the back of my mind, i still want to make a proper dragonriding game that isn’t bullshit, or at least be part of something like that, so i get REALLY EXCITED whenever i see a game with that concept, even if it turns out shitty.

[tiefighter]

honeypot au, but really a spy au, BUT MORE SPECIFICALLY , ,

Look it’s not that the kid’s a twink (he is) or that Proine’s not tempted (HE IS) but it’s highly unprofessional of him to fall for it (he doesn’t. Much.)Thing is that there’s this kid who needs help, who’s tangled up in something bigger than he can possibly understand and who is so damn pretty when he’s worried that Proine might just offer him an arm out of the situation. Might. “Ah, I see you’ve already met.” Comes the introduction three days later and Aly looks so damn pleased with himself and contrite at the same time. He couldn’t say anything without giving them both away and Pronine’s angrier at himself than he is at Aly but there’s an easy target for the annoyance. That is until something actually goes wrong. Blood’s not a nice thing to get all over a nice clean suit but at least when it’s your own you’ve got an excuse. “I said I was sorry-” “Shut up, kid.” 

[tiefighter]

fasteverything replied to your post “Goddamn it I had a link to the overwatch wing fic and lost it I was...”

is it this one? http://archiveofourown.org/works/7543015/chapters/17151502

YES THANKS

[tiefighter]

shapeshifter au??

Aly’s a lion. It’s not really a surprise; the kid has enough hair on his head to make a sweater from so it stands to reason but there’s a difference between seeing what’s on the register and then looking at this massive lion, black maned and dark furred, lounging on his father’s porch. Augustus gives Pronine that look that says he knows what he’s thinking a few weeks later, when Aly’s laughing at some dumb joke Pronine texted him ten minutes ago and hasn’t stopped. When pronine shifts, it’s all feathers and sharp objects. Mythical shifters are something to be-. Well. They’re not common. Claws, a beak, wings and the back end of a lion. Aly’s absolutely astounded, and Pronine lets him touch the feathers around his face. For a moment. It’s one thing to be sharing space with a lion the size of a small goddamn truck but it’s another to be sharing the space with someone who barely has a 2 in front of their age on their drivers license. Aly doesn’t say a word as Pronine gets up though, so he thinks maybe it’s okay. Sometimes Aly’s so jealous of Pronine’s wings that it aches.

[binesetakeout]

fasteverything replied to your post:i really.. wanna do an Overwatch cosplay……. but...

tbh i’d love to see a small 76/reaper cosplayer. sure, accuracy is awesome, but i also love body variance!!!

same !! i love body variance but i just don’t have the self-confidence to do it. i’m barely 5 ftand just over 100 lbs and having tried a Winter Soldier cosplay I’m not very intimdating lmao

[tiefighter]

fasteverything replied to your post “murderfest pronine and aly with a cameo of augustus?? kick me in the...”

you kicked me good, goddamn

U ASKED ME TO