#fat!gilgamesh

[cheapcheapfaker]

[eberronm]

The boys go to school. Lettermans and all.

Morgrave University

[zumurruds]

for the ship bingo : damenik (i just wanna hear you rant about them)🫶🏽

the brokeback mountain couple of the series!!!! the gilgamesh and enkidu of their time!!!! the achilles and patroclus of capri!!!! the alexander and hephaestion of akielos!!!!!

whether you think they’re platonic soulmates or romantic soulmates, they have that undying devotion and soulmatism factor that can’t be denied. their relationship makes me break into a cold sweat in the middle of the night at what they could have become, you could say they are my because….. 🥺🫶

cus fellas is it gay to run after your bff barefoot in the palace of your youth the way madeline miller’s patroclus ran after achilles with utter homosexuality and devotion… is it gay to stand up to and trash damen’s mean brother for not loving him as he should even tho said brother is of higher rank than you and could have you punished… is it gay to join the kingsmeet, knowing it would break both of your hearts to be separated after years of rubbing dicks in the training yard, bc you want to train with the best of the best to be able to protect your beloved better when he becomes king… is the force of your gayness so potent theomedes had to send you all the way to delpha so damen wouldn’t turn his back on producing an heir bc your hairy tits jiggled most pleasingly in a way damen liked when you both wrestled in the mud… is it bombastically gay to run into damens private chambers after his ‘death’ like aishwarya rai in devdas and risk your life just to keep damen’s pin on your person at all times…. did you weep loudly with snot and tears running down your face when you lit the ekthanos and made the long solitary at dawn for him…. did the sight of finding your beloved alive bring you to your KNEES in holy prayer even tho you are not a religious man…. did your concern for damen’s welfare overrule all the training ingrained in your upbringing against touching the king that you lured him into a tent and stripped him to the waist so you could make sure he was okay…. did you try to immediately FIGHT the demon who did that to him bc it was on SIGHT after that 👹 ….. did you follow damen into places you wouldn’t go with a GUN bc you loved that fat ass more than you cared about your own life….. did you constantly throw hands at everyone disrespecting your king bc the caucasity was so unreal…. were you so sprung for damen that his new husband had to send you half way across the country to ios bc he was so threatened by the idea of you stealing his man…. another king separating them to different ends of the country out of homophobia i think!!!!

when damen said the first thing he thought about when returning to akielos was “greeting Nikandros, embracing him, heedless of the armour, like digging in his fingers and feeling in his fist the earth of his home” he literally invented gay poetry!!!! you’re lying if you didn’t puke blood at how hard that line went. and i could go on FOREVER, they are that couple <3

[cathlinlaks]

Today's dinner is Dryad fruit Potage & Dryad bud suatée with cheese melt from Dungeon Meshi!

Serve with toast and sausage because I need those calories.

Paired with Chocolate stout!White Gilgamesh.

Recipe under the cut

For Dryad fruit Potage

Ingredients: (every vegetable is small because this is draught season in my area)

-half Japanese pumpkin

-2 small carrots

-3 small potatoes

-2 small onions

-600ml vegetable stock

-fat for cooking; either butter or light olive oil

-salt and pepper

No milk or cream because the party didn't have any of those in the episode.

Method:

1.Prepare the vegetables: slice onions to 5 mm thickness, peel and dice other vegetables to 2*2 cm size.

2.Stir fry: Start with onion and cook until soft but not brown. Add diced vegetables and cook them in high heat for 10 minutes.

3.Boil: add stock and bring to boil, then simmer at low heat until all vegetables are soft.

4.Puree and seasoning: blend with a hand blender or a food processor. Season with salt and pepper.

For Dryad bud sautée with cheese melt

Ingredients:

-half of medium cabbage

-light olive oil

-salt and pepper

-masala powder

-mixed pizza cheese

Method:

1.Slice cabbage to 1.5 cm thick.

2.Drizzle with olive oil and season to taste.

3.Bake in the oven at 220°C for 25 minutes.

4. Sprinkle cheese mixed on the cabbage slices, Broil for 5 minutes.

[dearorpheus]

where did you see Winterson speak? how did you find out about her event? really want to go see her for myself one day!

I saw her at sydney town hall as part of the global storytellers series put on during our vivid festival! it’s an annual event that invites speakers from a variety of fields to participate in an ideas exchange forum♡ alongside a harbour-wide lightshow and music events.

good luck catching her! she’s a brilliant speaker. personable and engaging and good-humoured and eloquent and provocative and so, so lovely. she began her address by remarking how wonderful it was to have been brought across the world because of her words, on a magic carpet of words. she discussed how end-times have been baked into our psyches; deluge myths from the 2012 doomsday cataclysm (and it's mesoamerican roots) to hesiod to the epic of gilgamesh to hindu cosmology, relating it to current climate concerns. how with sand being the second most exploited natural resource after water, the hourglass is a prescient image. she discussed the imperative of imagination—from the cavemen who burnt coloured rocks and animal fat over fire and used a stick to paint bison on cave walls; how our technological age children don't need to be enslaved by ipads—suggesting, even, that they could do good. that an artificial persona such as we've seen with siri would never grow bored or agitated by reiterating indefinitely for a child as they learn their words, or by repeating again and again the subjects of a photo for an elderly person afflicted with dementia. she impressed upon us the root of our fear over AI—that it functions on datasets that we are providing it with, that it performs tasks we set it. it will be a reflection of us. there's a passage in 12 bytes that i recalled as she was speaking:

she scoffed at the idea of runaway AI being an extinction-level threat, rather, we are the extinction-level threat. we're prometheus giving mankind fire; we must tread carefully, teach this new intelligence well, with diverse datasets, with varied inputs, without allowing minority-voices to be shunted (she shudders at how the white man appears to be the sovereign voice of STEM), keeping in mind all the while what matters most to us as humans.

she referred to a thick stack of paper as she spoke, and each time she finished with a page she would fling it behind her animatedly. she gesticulated often. I went to get 12 bytes signed afterwards and she smiled very warmly, kind eyes crow-footed at the corners, and repeated my name a few times as if she was trying to commit each person to memory.

[nasuversekinkmeme]

Weekly roundup: prompts

Tsukihime

Some snippets of Roa and Chaos's time together with all of Roa's rebirths, playing with the idea that they try their best to meet up each time Roa returns

Fate/Zero

Smut, i need to read about/see irisviel giving kiritsugu her strap/actual dick. can be as tender, sappy, unabashedly horny, angsty or anything else as the filler likes (+ by extension all kinks or lack thereof are up to the filler - bonus points for gentle femdom, omorashi, orgasm control and chubby/fat iri however) i just need to see this man railed by his wife please and thank you very much ❤️

FGO

Smut, incest, Everyone assumes Mash and Ritsuka are dating. But they actually see each other as siblings due to both being raised by Romani. That doesn't mean they aren't fucking

Kiyohime, struggling to deal with her madness enhancement that makes her attracted to her Master, knowing they aren't attracted back but her specific curse is forcing her to pursue them anyway, lots of angst as she wants them to have a happy life but is compelled to try and ruin it again and again.

Smut, Morgan ties up and has unprotected sex with futa!Artoria (Latoria Alter) to cuck her wife, Nightingale, when she came home. Well, that was the plan, but Morgan failed to account for Nightingale's commitment to protected, sanitary sex, and how sturdy Nightingale's gauze tape would be around her limbs. Now, she has to bear witness to Nightingale's Sex Ed demonstration, aided by her wife. (futa, failed NTR, bondage)

aggravain/lion king anyone?

Artemis and sheep Apollo go on a bender. Orion, Paris, and Aesclepius start freaking out and try to find them before the inevitable happens

Smut, The difference between drug and poison is the dose, and also how resistant to it you are. Guda is extremely resistant to poisons. Every single one of Serenity's bodily fluids is a poison. So, consider: Serenity cums in Guda so hard that Guda starts tripping balls. (Bonus points if it's accidental but also they both learn they're into it)

Smut, noncon, I think Castoria should get gang raped by five dudes at the beach who'll abuse all her holes and leave her shivering dripping with cum like a little toy to be used by the next person who'll find her (Castoria is perfectly capable of freeing herself from this situation, but she's a freak with a noncon fetish who keeps putting herself in dangerous situations to get off.)

Noncon, Two words: Mutual Noncon. Interpret that however you want.

Gudao as a very butch woman and/or Gudako as a femboy

Smut, Tentacle monster x Gudako. Triple penetration. As consensual as you want it to be. No gore or any extreme kinks. That's it.

some rude idiot (can be gudako or somebody else) learns what happens when you try and fuck around with Castoria. In a bad way. sword gramps ain’t letting them live another damn day.

Smut, Jalter wants to lose her virginity for stupid reasons. Cu is, at least, an experienced partner.

Jeanne intends to lose her virginity. Hijinks ensue as she tries to inexpertly walk the fine line between making herself available to the good choices to do that with while making sure the bad choices don’t even find out.

I just wanna remind everyone that Ereshkigal in her mythology is canonically a chaser. Do with this whatever you want, better yet if its eresh thirsting over girl cock

Due to weird magic shit, Xiang Yu wakes up one day to find that he is in his PHH form. Yu is ecstatic by this only to realize everyone else can now see him as he was. And they completely understand Yu's taste. (Not meant to be NTR I just like putting Yu in situations)

Rasputin holds a contest to see who can eat the hottest mapo tofu in the world, and whoever wins gets… their heart ripped out as a reward for winning.

In a second stretched out as long as it can go, in her final moments, staring down Chaos- Miyamoto Musashi has a conversation with The Void itself. (That means Void Shiki.) (Prompt filler's call if the conversation turns smutty.)

NTR, Gilgamesh is finally summoned to chaldea and excited to meet enkidu again, only to find out that enkidu's been fucking just about every attractive servant here, and now sadly gil just can't measure up anymore :) (you could take this in a sfw direction where enkidu has found a sparring partner whos way more fun to fight against)

Mash and Gudako get trapped in a room that they can only escape by having sex, the entire thing orchestrated by someone (writer's choice who) to get the two of them to finally confess and have sex with wait why are they already out. What do you mean you had sex already. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING FOR MONTHS HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT YOU WERE

Smut, Ushi sex but halfway through she breaks down as she remembers her brother and what he did. Consoling begins

Smut, Ritsuka calls Habetrot cocksleeve, onahole, and other similar titles, and Habetrot finds she doesn’t hate it

You know those moments where Ritsuka’s servants randomly decide to try and sabotage their attempts to find the grail and attacks them? One of those moments but Ritsuka just flat out uses a command seal to make them stop instead of fighting them.

Emiya at all costs is trying to keep Muramasa away from the Illyaverse girls. Muramasa thinks it's because Emiya see him as some type of creep and is trying to protect the girls and goes against it, little did he know, Emiya was trying to protect him from those girls, Muramasa was never the same after he didn't follow that advice

Castoria gets cancer (dont ask, based on a twitter meme) can be played for giggles where Castoria overreacts or everyone hangs on BB because she most likely did it (or not), or could be dramatic where there’s no cure and Castoria will end up dying when she gets killed

To contrast Tamamo and Nero rivalry Koyanskaya and Draco actually are very good friends, best friends even, gal pals, two bosom buddies, some would even call them.... roommates

You know those dating gameshows where people try to win over other contestants? "Who Will Win the Hand of Mash Kyrielight", starring Ritsuka, Morgan, Boggart, Beryl, and if we're padding out non-LB6 participants, then Ophelia and Fionn, to be funny. Morgan keeps ordering Boggart to forfeit while he complains that he was already rebelling against her, people keep killing Beryl only for him to walk back in without commenting on the dead body next to his booth until they stack up high enough for him to lounge in them like a meat beanbag, Ritsuka doesn't actually mind winning or losing so long as they get to hang out with Mash, so they're just playing everyone against each other like a child of divorce. Ophelia has no idea why she's here but she's mysteriously fired up about getting to take Mash out for tea if she wins, and Fionn really really finds the mental health of his competition concerning. Morgan gets exactly one (1) point too many and someone kicks down the door declaring Morgan is too jack and shit to ever deserve Mash. It's Aesc, specifically here to cockblock her future self. Fou's the judge and that's the most afraid several people here have ever been of Primate Murder.

Any

We've had too many wholesome prompts recently. Here's a challenge: write me the most problematic, horrifying, gut-churning fic you physically can. Whether your limit lays in siblings kissing or in hardcore snuff noncon mindbreak, I welcome it all, just give me something fucked up please.

Crossover

I just learned that Zacian (the pokemon legendary of sword and shield) is based on both the Lady of the Lake and Morgan le Fay, my queen if Britain can't be yours then conquer Galar.

[babyloniastreasure]

tbf gilgamesh DOES have that carnival phantasm scene where he’s a dick to saber while she’s slumming it at the cafe in a maid dress but

1.) it’s saber who activates his ‘dickhead mode’ like no one else

2.) he DID give fat fucking tips which. More than most bitch customers tbh

3.) It’s carnival phantasm why are we acting like it’s an accurate in depth assessment of anyone’s personality

Gilgamesh sees Saber and it immediately activates his "Condescension" mode so that tracks

But yes you are correct. Carnival phantasm has some moments but at what cost

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

on the topic of the white gilgamesh though i must say another delightful delicacy is what me and my friends simply dubbed oat vilk

exactly what it sounds like. oat milk with vodka, 1/1 ratio.

somehow didn't make anyone feel nauseous and i'm still amazed

i feel like oat milk doesnt have the fats and proteins that dairy milk does that would make me uncomfortable when mixed with vodka so i can see this being not totally bad. i’d try it

[shanaoh]

"It is unwise to insult your king with failing to engage in the banquet provided..." Caution is offered in the words though beneath an undercurrent of knowing, of observing something that troubles one he has charged with protecting Uruk and he cannot let it stand. For there to be something on her mind splits her attention that she can devote to the defence of the city. And it is his duty to provide for those in his charge.

"What keeps my blade from indulging in the grace of their king?" [ gil do i detect care in your actions? ]

HOW UNSLIGHTLY

"My king."

The motions come as second nature, a dip of the head followed, the lowering of the eyes before given the honor to gaze upon him, to speak. King Gilgamesh's warning is not misplaced, he is king and she his right, his warrior, his BLADE. To insult him by straying from the position bequeathed by the wise king was a grave error and one she would not have dared to risk under normal circumstances.

"This blade does not dispute such claims." Yet there does linger a stray thought it her mind that drives such reckless disregard. One that perhaps her master might know better than her the answer. Yoshitsune's head bows lower still, eyes casted in a deep shadow as honest words spill forward.-

"It is indeed unwise to not heed the call of her king. It is a shameful display that bares no repeating."

And falling silent.

Minamoto no Yoshitsune is no fool. Despite the clear, stark difference between herself and the current era summoned upon that fact remains true. In the past, the first precious days into her tenure had been spent consuming as much as she could upon this land's knowledge, every tablet, every archival, every drill. She grew fat on information, to the point that the blade could call the land her own and defend it thus.

Yet one thing was left accounted for. One thing that did not make sense no matter how much information she poured herself into.

"-I do not understand this."

The look that she cast out is does not bare the same luster that it would in the day. It was within time of quietness that the charade slips, that Ushiwakamaru, Shana oh slips away, the friendly familiarness of her disposition leaving her and revealing something cold in its wake. Minamoto no Yoshitsune is a woman of cunning as she is of ice, a thing barren in her emotional capacity that suited her just fine. It was such that made her so capable as a weapon for Yoritomo.

"Humanity....is such a wretched thing."

This was the BLADE of the king, one that only he and he alone would bear witness.

"I know of gratitude of humanity, it is fickle to the weapons that they forge with their wills." It is ugly, REVILED. Built upon the foundations of the forgotten, destroyed and devoured. There was not a single star that did not exist built upon remains of those before it. Personal experience had made it so that such lessons were carved into her very being. "And I am a blade charged with the preserving of precious lives. Yet they do not regard me as such. It is as if they....do not see the weapon before them."

Rider paused, her expression bleeding into frustrated confusion. For all that she knew of humanity, it was never something she could truly incorporate into her own logic. Humans were cruel, inherently so and that is a FACT, irrefutable and true. And yet, and yet-

"My king, are your people truly of that ilk? Why do they regard this blade as their own?"

[striehart]

mentioned the gilgamesh burger to my gf who is an avid cook + foodie and they really want to try it now because wagyu beef has nice buttery fat and that would go well with pork tenderloin because it's leaner and would be enhanced by the fat. theyre going off about how good it would be as they describe how they would cook it and im desperate i want the gilgamesh burger RIGHT MEOW!!!

[cheapcheapfaker]

On one hand i would like to have a large baby. my family and gilgamesh’s come from a long line of beefy, nine pound plus chunkers. I was 9 and something lbs with a full head of hair and almost a week late. I want that baby fully cooked and maybe a little overdone. tons of studies not just anecdotal show that they just seem sort of… nicer and easier to deal with, like the biggest of the litter. they sleep more. they dont struggle in general as much and they gain weight easily and they also move a little slower. not saying they dont hit milestones but a fat ass baby will stay in its potted plant lump stage a little while longer before jumping into the running around sticking fingers in outlets stage.

on the other hand, i am so so concerned for the sanctity of my gooch. a nine pound baby will tear my grundle asunder. my taint to shreds.

[dato-georgia-caucasus]

 Khubz, alternatively transliterated as khoubz, khobez, khubz, or khubooz, is the usual word for "bread" in Standard Arabic and in many of the vernaculars.

 Among the breads popular in Middle Eastern countries are "pocket" pita bread in the Levant and Egypt, and the flat tannur bread in Iraq.

 The oldest known kind of bread, by archaeologists in Northern Jordan, dates back 14,000 years. It was a sort of unleavened flatbread made with several types of wild cereals.

 Tannur bread. In Iraq, the most popular bread is the Tannur bread (ḵubz al-tannūr, خبز التنور‎) which resembles other slightly leavened flatbreads such as Iranian nan-e barbari, Central and South Asian flatbreads (such as naan), and pizza base.

 The word tannur comes from the Akkadian word tinūru, which consists of the parts tin 'mud' and nuro/nura 'fire' and is mentioned as early as in the Akkadian Epic of Gilgamesh.

 Six recipes for bread baked in a tannur are included in Ibn Sayyar al-Warraq's 10th century Kitab al-Tabikh cookery book.

 As a result of the economic sanctions imposed on Iraq in the 1990s there was an increase in the making of bread in the traditional way in a tannur.

 Pita bread. Pita is a flatbread found in many Mediterranean, Balkan, and Middle Eastern cuisines. In Arab countries, pita bread is produced as a round flatbread, 18 cm (7 in) to 30 cm (12 in) in diameter. It is thin and puffs up as it bakes. Since it does not contain any added fat, it dries out rapidly and is best consumed while still warm; later, it may become chewy.

 The "pocket" pita originated in the Middle East. It is also known as Arab(ic) bread, Lebanese bread, or Syrian bread.

 In Egyptian, Israeli, Palestinian, Jordanian, Lebanese, and Syrian cuisine, almost every savory dish can be eaten in or on pita bread. It is one of the staple food items in the Lebanese cuisine. Common fillings include falafel, lamb or chicken shawarma, kebab, omelettes such as shakshouka (eggs and tomatoes), hummus, and other mezes.

 Nationals of other countries, for example, South Asians, also consume it as a replacement for roti with curries, cooked vegetables or meat (dry or gravy).

[hopeworth]

hi!! do you have any pets? :)

I DO!!! three very cute ones

this little girl who loves tummy rubs is neferpitou but we just call her bidodos

this lil guy’s got nothing behind his eyes and his name is gilgamesh! we just call him bosbos

this old man is บุญรอด (Boonrawd) but we just call him Big Fat Cat

they’re best friends!

and some dogs i guess

[rex101111]

Whee time to slap stickers on things! 🎱🍓🐇🧃 🍄🦷🥐🧩

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🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction? 

"...man...these demons in naruto are kinda cool...huh...i wonder if one of them was a dragon...waaaaait a minute..."<-11 year old unaware he's about to discover the joy of writing his favorite cartoons in various situations. No seriously. 🐇 ⇢ do you prefer writing original characters, reader inserts, or a mix of both? 

Much as i appreciate the appeal of self inserts, personally if im going to add anything i'd prefer if it was a different thing from myself. Then again all creative work is an extention of at least even a fragment of the self...meh. Seriously though, I don't do much of either but given the choice id just go with OCs.

🧃 ⇢ share some personal lore you never posted about before

I went to a sort of private elementary school that had an honest to god zoo. like, a pretty small petting zoo type thing you can just...go to during recess and pet animals. all sorts of animals too, horses, parrots, a reptile house. my favorites were the weasels though. super friendly and they loved to eat cottage cheese.

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

Baiken can cook, and after everything settles down she insists on cooking when Anji's birthday rolls around. She cooks like the person eating is planning to go on an expedition, calorie rich, large portions, plenty of salt and fat because the body is gonna need those if you're gonna go out and run around somewhere dangerous for a while. Usually the most dangerous place Anji goes to after finishing one of his Birthday Meals is the hallway between the kitchen and the bedroom. Since doing so keeps him out of trouble, Baiken considers this a success.

🦷 ⇢ share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on

Don't. Force it. Just don't. Every day sit down and give it a try, see if anything comes to you, but if nothing does? Close the doc, take a breath, and go do something else. And I do mean do, like make yourself something to eat or attend to something else you have going on, read or, whatever. Unless you have a literal deadline over your head, forcing it will just piss you off and bum you out. It's okay not to write every day, it's okay not to have anything come out, just leave it alone and check on it tomorrow. It'll be there for you to try again, promise.

🥐 ⇢ name one internet reference that will always make you laugh 

*enthusiastic live action bowser voice* MONKEY! :D

i have no earthly idea why, but years and years later, still gets me.

🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

no paragraph breaks. full stop on that one. i see a wall of text and i turn around like that one grandpa simpson meme. no thank you. you could have the second coming of the epic of gilgamesh hidden in there but i ain't spending the time to excavate the damn thing. learn how to format your fics, god's sake.

also 1st person POV. sometimes. some fics have done good work with it...very, very few though.

[sakuraswordly]

Tsofph Season 11(Chapter3 The beginning of the miracle)

Gilgamesh: This reminds us back then when I ran away from my duty.

Punch: You mean escape from your castle.....

Tsofph Season 11(Chapter1 Secret Truth of the Past)

Gilgamesh: We finally escape!

Punch: Don't you mean Anu Ziggurat?

Gilgamesh: That's the name of the present era, not the past era....uh... never mind...

Punch: Uh.....Pun---

Gilgamesh: Call me "Tsubasa" just to hide my true identity.

Punch: Are you sure about this.....I mean your father.....

Gilgamesh: He was possessed, right? If I still stay here in that city, I will make my people suffer again because of my tyranny.

Punch: But you didn't do anything wrong!

Gilgamesh: Even so, I fail as a King, okay?

Punch: Yeah.....after all...I came to rescue you.........Peter was waiting from the outside of Uruk. If we pass through that cliff, you will find the village where Peter and my friend, Enkidu waited.

Gilgamesh: Enkidu....?

Punch: You hadn't met him....wouldn't you......are we ready to go, Tsubasa?

Gilgamesh: Let's

During the trip

Gilgamesh: So..what's next for you?

Punch: A bit of bodyguard work.

Gilgamesh: Right.

Punch: After that, I will be back in your city if you must.

Gilgamesh: You mongrels know how to get that city even pass through my guards?

Punch: Yup.

Gilgamesh: So suspicious.

.

Punch: That cloth when I first met you...it was priest cloth......how did you get that?

Gilgamesh: My mother, she's also the priest.

Punch: You mean Nammu(Ninsun) is a goddess and Gilgamesh's mother. She is known for her wisdom. She provides her son support throughout his quests. She interprets dreams for him and petitions other gods for his safety.

Gilgamesh: She had a future vision like me. She's actually the primeval Sumerian mother goddess who gave birth to the gods and created humanity. 

Punch: Wow....so your mother is the greatest god as ruler of Mesopotamia!

Gilgamesh: Say how's about Peter? I saw that he's become the legend of the knight of the Round Tables.

Punch: Peter's not like a normal knight. A knight is a person granted an honorary title of knighthood by a head of state or representative for service to the monarch, the church, or the country, especially in a military capacity. He's not like that.

Gilgamesh: The heroic tale of fighting with professional bad guys. Gotta love 'em!

Punch: Back to the question, so how are your father and mother? They're the ruler of this city where you lived right?

Gilgamesh: In the UK, a man awarded a nonhereditary title by the sovereign in recognition of merit or service and entitled to use the honorific “Sir” in front of his name!

Punch: ....................................forget it. After we find your father, I ask you again then.

Gilgamesh: Hmm? You mad?

.

Gilgamesh: As King Gilgamesh....I haven't traveled far from my city before.

Punch: Be surprised if you had.

Gilgamesh: It's honestly...kind of exciting.

Punch: I thought you had fun already as Sonic.

Gilgamesh: Well...first time and all.

.

*During across the river*

Gilgamesh: Wait! Give me a moment!

Punch: Oh.....be careful!

Gilgamesh: Don't just run off on your own! I still need to be careful with my hood clothing that made by myself!

Punch: Oh? Those are the words of a King who lives NEET in a palace?

Gilgamesh: Still so mean as always, you're so patty.

.

Gilgamesh: This vine looks kinda....rusty....

Punch: I'll go first. It's pretty easily torn. Be careful.

Gilgamesh: I know. I know. Woah!

Punch: The vine is so slippery! Are you sure you're not FAT?

Gilgamesh: I pretend I didn't hear that word from your mouth. Also don't worry about me. I'm not some sort of prince who needs to be rescued.

Punch: Uhh......your clumsiness.....

*The vine break*

Gilgamesh: You got to be kidding me....!

*Gilgamesh hurries jumps and Punch grabs his hands and pulls*

Gilgamesh: .........................don't tell anyone about this.

Punch: Hehe I won't.

Gilgamesh: You know....I can leave wherever I want.........but in the end, I couldn't.

Punch: Because of that.......

Gilgamesh: Too much poison and malevolence.......bursting with life...maybe more than I can handle. I think......

Punch: Your curse may affect this situation.....?

Gilgamesh: No. The curse did not live inside me yet. Say.....people hate to stay still but I don't. How could I be different?

Punch: I know that feeling so well.

Gilgamesh: All that passion.....all those dreams....flowing and blending together into something greater......

.

Gilgamesh: This time I'll go first. After all, I can't count on you to wait. You're too much hot head for waiting.

Punch: I'll take that as compliments. Uhh.......are you sure about this.....? I mean your clumsiness.....

Gilgamesh: See for yourself that I can balance on that log! Or maybe I'll go on ahead and leave you all by your lonesome. Woah!

Punch: Maybe you shouldn't talk.

Gilgamesh: Then talk. Tell me a story.

Punch: Nope.

Gilgamesh: You're a mean one. Woah!

Punch: I got you---

Gilgamesh: Gotcha!

Punch: You're killing me here!

Gilgamesh: This looks like a waterslide! Wee!!

Punch: Seriously?

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Gilgamesh: Can you jump from the cliff?

Punch: I can!

Gilgamesh: Uh......your clumsiness.....Ah!

Punch: Woah!......Nice catch! This is so much fun!

Gilgamesh: Never a dull moment with you. Without you, the world wouldn't have fun.

Punch: That a compliment?

Gilgamesh: Heh......thanks anyway!

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Punch: Come to think of it. That time was so much fun.

Sonic: You gonna be okay? I mean.....

Gilgamesh: And if I say I wasn't?

Sonic: ........................leave a rest to us.

Gilgamesh: I know.

Punch: But what if something happens? I mean as Sonic said.....only two of us know that you're okay(exist) but no one could know you're okay.

Gilgamesh: Then I sent off some smoke then!

Sonic & Punch: (Jokes😅)

Gilgamesh: I'll put everything I've got into my prayers. I'll stop the army of darkness and you two stop the end of time by darkness. Kujaku can't handle this. He would end up being corrupt again. And I leave the rest to you. Good luck!

Punch: Punch! I will save this timeline and won't let myself die again. I promise I'll come back safely with my brother. Please trust me.....

Gilgamesh: You promise?

Punch: We promise.

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Gilgamesh: "Goodbye"

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[wyrdoh]

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