#my pussy? i believe in her.
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On one hand i would like to have a large baby. my family and gilgamesh’s come from a long line of beefy, nine pound plus chunkers. I was 9 and something lbs with a full head of hair and almost a week late. I want that baby fully cooked and maybe a little overdone. tons of studies not just anecdotal show that they just seem sort of… nicer and easier to deal with, like the biggest of the litter. they sleep more. they dont struggle in general as much and they gain weight easily and they also move a little slower. not saying they dont hit milestones but a fat ass baby will stay in its potted plant lump stage a little while longer before jumping into the running around sticking fingers in outlets stage.
on the other hand, i am so so concerned for the sanctity of my gooch. a nine pound baby will tear my grundle asunder. my taint to shreds.
#the thing nobody talks about pregnancy is you already have to deal w constipation cause your body has bigger priorities#& your uterus is freaking the fuck out next to ur intestines#the chance of hemorrhoids before birth is very common#my pussy? i believe in her.#my gooch? he’s a sensitive soul.#its also a bit funny when people say things like ‘we have been having babies for millenium’#technically yes. but at these sizes w our modern nutrition? we sure the fuck haven’t#they actually gave prenatals to pregnant ppl in developing countries and it led to MORE complications and deaths#bc the prenatals weren’t also paired w high quality modern medicine#so these large babies were just causing all sorts of chaos compared to smaller more easily birthed babies#the way our reproduction system is they are just very large parasites#they’ll steal your teeth and rip open your gooch
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to be entirely honest i support gaylors bc frankly what else can u do in this baka world. being delusional abt a public figure's sex life is an ancient tradition transmitted from mother to child since the first fujoshi claimed in the agora that alcibiades fucked socrates
#.text#also have u seen her boyfriends? like bro if my idol dated those men i too would start believing she's turboing some pussy on the side
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one of the reasons why I enjoy Ali Hazelwood's Bride is that after the hero gets the heroine off for the first time, he (a werewolf) tells her that she "smells like she just came" and she's like well I did so that's nice and he's like no you don't understand now I need to eat you out it's my culture
#romance novel blogging#i love so much that both ali hazelwood and kresley cole are like#'for werewolves eating their mate's pussy is basically the closest they come to meeting god'#never forget in macrieve (about the werewolf macreieve chieftain of clan macrieve) when he like#is borderline tearful after eating her out#'so blessed. so moved. so grateful. cant believe this is my life. never going to take it for granted. always going to give back. thank you.
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The rise of the cursed baby pots
#ocs#dragged him out here to look at the baby heads being installed#look I believe she has great taste and they girls that get it get it and the girls that don’t don’t 😂💀#either way you can’t deny it’s unique and compelling#baby head vases ain’t your biggest worries rn you got chicken shaped decanters and the mirror pussy (mussy) in the foyer#it brings her joy to decorate and it brings me joy to think about all the weird looking things she has fhdjskwkdjdk#I wanna make a board and possibly draw some stuff from valen’s villa I think that would be great 😂#silly art in the meantime fhskakdjdk I did not plan to make this but it is what it turned out as so ig have some baby head lore 😭#galael also hates these 💀#maybe valen just needs better boyfriends who appreciate her eye for decore#my art#my ocs#art#valen x gideon
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does anyone have recommendations for fictional media that has like. actual lesbians in it. not like supergirl Two White Skinny Girls, One Blonde and One Brunette Kiss media, or "its implied lesbianism!!!" but just regular fucking lesbians
#i say lesbians but i guess i mean sapphic#im just like. tired of gnawing#and of men also. sorry men in my life i love you but on god if i have to pretend one more man is butch just to get#content that isnt m/m or m/f im going to turn into a horse and run into the wilderness until im saved from the glue factory by a plucky#young woman except instead of letting her have her formative summer where she trains me and bonds w me and wins a competition w me#im going to commit horse suicide in front of her & change her life forever. just because im so tired of bland CW-marketable women kissing &#digging for scraps in a refuse bin while brushing aside 7002993829292929939292929399394 gay and het romances#m text#i will also take nonfictional lesbians if its like a story#not to be whiny on main but one of the hardest hurdles i had to jump wasnt realizing i was a lesbian. i came out to myself and to friends a#lesbian multiple times. but i would always walk it back when a friend would express doubt or a male friend would ask me out#bc i dont and especially then didnt know very many lesbians in person. and so i had to turn to examples#and all i fucking had were fictional women who liked men. or fictional lesbians who were so cleaned and sanitized and prettified#(you all know what i mean right. the 2 skinny white girls one blonde one brunette. im not crazy right)#and i would be like. i dont feel things when i look at these fictional lesbians so i guess i belong back here#(this is also bc my gender ended up being fuckier than i realized but shhhhh)#I WAS GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THESE TAGS but theyre too long and im lost.#anyway the point is if people werent so fucking weird abt fictional or onscreen lesbians maybe thered be a lot more people comfortable bein#out as lesbian#like sorry but this awful ouroboros of 'all lesbians onscreen have to be cute and sanitized' meaning that people write and believe wlw has#to be cute and pure and sanitized (OR a 'badge of honor' bc good for u u doodled two women together or had it as a background in ur fic)#meaning that therefore all portrayals of lesbianism continue to be like this. is just#and im also gonna be honest theres probably a lot of good sapphic media im just in the wrong circles to have stumbled into lol. so#yknow. personal viewer bias here#but i still like swing wildly between overly brandishing my dykeness as a badge to feel like im proving im lesbian#and like. backing up under a blanket bc i dont wanna be weird or annoying or freak people out#but if people just Saw Normal Ass Lesbians. aough.#im going to watch revolutionary girl utena one of these days even if i struggled w the writing style the first few episodes#I JUST WANNA SEE AN OLD BUTCH ONSCREEN GET SOME PUSSY.#like it also doesnt help im mostly femme4butch so seeing 2 femmes on screen is like. okay cool so what. but only femmes are 'marketable'
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Kokomi brainrot is real
#i cant believe ive fallen into genshin hell#my fgo addiction truly prepped me for this#thankfully ive been traumatized from spending on gatcha so ill never do that again#BUT I WANT THIS FISH BITCH#gimmie her banner pls i have a mighty need#im saving all my rolls for fish pussy#also now i need to go back and retag all my kokomi posts#my bs
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*banging pots and pans together* i love malenia, blade of miquella, i love malenia, blade of miquella’s boss fight, i love malenia, blade of miquella’s ridiculously op attacks, i love malenia, blade of miquella’s design, i love malenia, blade of miquella’s voice, i love malenia, blade of miquella’s lore, i love malenia, blade of miquella’s big ass sword, i love malenia, blade of miquella’s golden toe beans, i love malenia, blade of miquella’s ability to end your whole entire existence in a heartbeat if she so wishes, i love malenia, blade of miquella and i think she should have a third phase actually
#i can’t believe i have to say this#but i really do love malenia blade of miquella#there’s been a few a holes in her tag lately#no amount of ‘but she’s not a good person!1!!’ is going to change that#i do not choose my favs with my moral compass#i choose them based on how interesting i find them (and with my pussy)#hope that helps
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Do you think you’ll ever find anyone like her again?
I don't know. let's hope so
#The drama stuff put aside we had an awesome connection (as seen from my perspective) and she hit all the right snares in me:#Looks personality ways and all. lol#Can't dwell on that anymore. but yea I'm just spoilt rotten after having known her. In a society where you raise suspicion if you believe i#loving one soul with your heart brains pussy life insurance and soul haha#Anyways I hope (+ don't mull over the past)! Some French country side meadow in the future is still reserved for me + the loml :) i'm tryin#I've just stopped comparing people I date to her all together#ask
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i left her house and party without telling her how i feel or attempting to make a move i feel like the stupidest motherfucker alive
#like. that was my chance. it was THE chance. why am i such a fucking coward#its not like i didnt want to but i couldnt find the way thwre was too many peoñle and i wanted it to be private#so we LEFT for WALK on her NEIGHBOURHOOD that was MY CHANCE. we went to the little park with the swings i REALLY WAS ABOUT TO SAY STH#WHEN ONE OF THE GUYS AT THE PARTY AND HER COUSIN ARRIVED B#TO PICK US UP BY CAR BC SHE HAD TO BLOW THE CANDLES#(<- the party was her birthday cellebration)#like really idk how i am a. so unlucky and b. such a pussy#i think i shouldve been a bit more drunk to have told her right away.but i Was working my way through it to tell her it was just hard yknow#im scared ill ruin things if she rejects me. and i feel like she wants to be with me sometimes and that she likes me.#but other times i feel like im just being insane and she will simply reject me#i think her cousin noticed i like her though. (i dont think this is too hard to notice anyway) maybe thatll help? idk.#half the world thinks we are together and i have to wonder why arent we?i like her n i think she likes me (or at least she has in the past)#so whats stopping us? the fact we r in a band together and want a future on that might be something. she has also told my friend she values#the friendship too much or sth like that (my friend doesnt remember very well) but that then means she does like me! but also shell reject#me possibly! or will she? who knows?!!#anyway i think it wouldnt be that bug of a problem anyway for the band if we are mature about it. even it it doesnt work and we decide its#better as friends in a future. i dont think anything she does or i do will be as bad as 'point of no return bad'.#i believe in us. and i feel like the sappiest mf alive too#but see if youve read this far i think you might understand why im such a coward and so scared of telling her i like her#but i was so close of just bljrting it out or kissing her. i did kiss a bit her neck.... sorry lol. but nothing too um .sexual? it was like#peck. but you ask and how did that happen? well see. we were sleeping together. like on top of each other hugging. my face was on her#collarbone. so i was like there. but i dont think she tought much of it sometimes we kiss each others cheeks or whatever and its just like#or maybe she did. there were pther people on the room anyway so ot was like . weird as well bc of that#idk ots just a very ambiguous zone in which i will die forever if i dont work up some courage#this posts always turn onto rants but i dont speak much about her with my friends unless they ask +im a bit drunk.it embarrasses me greatly#spikeposting#loveposting
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honestly, i’ve had such incredible sex lately. in part due to work i’ve done on my own, to be more comfortable and open, present and in touch with my own sexuality, but also in part due to having such incredible partners. i feel so lucky to be with them
#like today he was fucking me at the end of the bed and pulled out and fingered me until i squirted so hard i was basically shouting#this was both before and after fucking me in other ways and i just can’t believe this is my life#and when all three of us are together it’s so so good#like it’s wild that i like dick this much after being a lesbian for a decade but when i get to eat her out while he fucks me#i am reminded that i love pussy and that will never change#thirty flirty and fucking thriving
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the way fandom talks about bad parent characters is so wild bc that parent can be a completely rotten person who like kills babies and berates his wife and kids and says shit like “everyone in this group should die bc i hate them” and the fandom will claim all of it is noncanon and a smear attempt bc in the middle of all that he had like one line where he was nice to his wife, and obviously if you are nice to your wife at any point and dont treat her like shit you are incapable of being a bad person and the writers clearly hate malewives
#ok very blatantly this is abt thistleclaw but like. im sure this applies to other characters#bc when u read the books the narrative that blue forcibly took away his son is completely fake#and even if it is uh. he was hitting his son and being rough with him. he kinda deserved to have him taken away#''oh my god what a CUNT!!!! she saw her nephews dad beat him up and call him a pussy and she asked for CUSTODY?????#i cannot believe she hates single fathers............ doesnt she get that hes sad and stressed out???''#echoed voice
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they hate jesus for his opinions
#They hate me cause i like chucky on his own better than chucky and tiffany or just tiffany#Well personally i think a lone doll is better cause what kid is buying both dolls let alone has the money for that#Chucky on his own makes sense cause theybuy ONE doll and then play with it and he starts murdering#Idk how to explain my reasoning i just think hes more interesting and sinister on his own than in a duo (or trio w glen/glenda)#for me his scariness isnt him physically cause obv well. Hes like 1.5 ft tall and the size of a toddler#its more about the aspect of being convinced youre losing your mind over this talking doll#Like w nica#Even if she saw him a million times no one who hadnt seen him would believe her and it drives her up the wall#And thats what makes him scary to me. And better#tiffany is a fuckin PUSSY!!!!#I love women but she didnt have chuckys same balls#Like ok shes a mother. Maybe im biased because i have mommy issues but personally idgaf#Anyway nobody cares abt this but me so ill be takingg my leave
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simply thinking abt the sopranos finale and how tony’s world goes dark because it’s heavily implied he’s dead yes but his soul is gone too. he has no life left to live, no soul, because the guilt-stricken and sensitive guy of season 1 has been wrung out of him and he’s given in.
#out.#i do genuinely believe that tony began therapy with genuine intentions etc#and there’s so many times where he tries to distance himself from The Life etc but he chooses the easier option of staying in it#i plan to go at length abt how pussy and chrissy are his only authentic connections and we know how that ended#i think a lot abt how tony was physically sick from the idea of pussy being a rat (which he knew abt. he did.) vs#how dead his eyes are when he kills chris#how elated he is etc etc#i love my terrible man……!#anyways i’m on the train thinking abt Him (as always)#may perhaps actually write her when i get back home after dinner and hw but we’ll see!#king midas in reverse.
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#I don't know if I have lana fans here#but the song a&w is so sad?#why is it so happy with music and jimmy jimmy cocoa puff but the lyrics and the stuff she sings about#they hit hard#like if she would get raped nobody would believe her#lana is no saint but sometimes she just gets the feminine experience so good#my pussy tastes like pepsi cola
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@allvalley100
Prompt: Magic
Pairing: MoonPiper
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“If you’re looking for Mr. Right, need that magic to change him overnight…”
Moon sighs as the song fills the karaoke booth. Hawk hasn’t felt like Mr. Right lately, angering at tiny slights and snarling at anyone who dares oppose him.
Piper, though…
She’s singing a duet with some gymnastics teammate, hair bouncing as she dances and shining with unabashed joy Moon hasn’t seen in a while.
“Here’s the answer—come and get it, while you’ve still got time.”
Piper and Gymnastics Girl eye each other up. Moon swallows.
Perhaps she should do something—before she’s out of time, too.
#allvalley100#moonpiper#moon x piper#piper x moon#moon cobra kai#piper elswith#cobra kai#cobra kai season 2#yes I do fully believe that Moon was already leaning toward dumping Hawk prior to The Mall Incident#like how long was this ridiculous relationship gonna last when they literally have nothing in common XD#sorry not sorry#anyways an idea popped into my head of Moon pining for Piper while watching her sing Black Magic by Little Mix karaoke#and it wouldn't go away so here's a drabble!#Hawk isn't there btw he harassed Demetri and Miguel into watching Quentin Tarantino movies with him#and proceeded to ruthlessly mock Demetri for being a pussy every time he complained about the gratuitous violence#oh early S2 Hawk and his toxic masculinity issues!#gotta love his dumb ass
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@staff there's no option to report this and I don't know if anyone even checks your @s because you get so many but the fact that I am getting advertisements for belligerent pro-gun pro-Jesus far-right t shirts LESS THAN A WEEK after another mass shooting that killed a bunch of children and two days after multiple schools in my area were locked down because of swatting calls is one thing, because I realize your ad service likely doesn't vet what comes through
BUT I CANNOT BLOCK THESE ADS.
THERE IS NO OPTION TO STOP THEM.
You need to fix this immediately.
#in case anyone is wondering I grew up around guns I have shot an AR-15 I am very used to seeing guns#I am not afraid of guns themselves#but I am however very afraid of people who wear t shirts like this#get this shit right the fuck away from me it is DISGUSTING#I'm not even mad it ended up coming through the ad service because automation isn't smart#but I'm extremely mad that I can't shut it off and it is ALL. OVER. my dash#every few posts I see how Christ died to save me -- I don't believe in Christ sorry go preach to someone else#and how we're 'pussies' for believing in 'political correctness'#and how the administration can't make gun control laws because they armed the Taliban#this is just in a whole other class than ball trimmers or the old lady with the sword#my coworker had to call her mom on Friday to tell her that her granddaughter (my coworker's daughter) wasn't dead because#a swatting call reported that a dozen students at the school had been shot and killed#fucking disgusting beyond any words#we need gun control legislation not disgusting far right t shirts being advertised after a bunch of little kids were murdered in cold blood#staff needs to add a report and block feature for ads immediately#cw guns#cw gun violence
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