#fb profile

[luminarai]

things I know will never happen in the show but that I personally think would be very funny

bonus close up of lestat (inspired by yet another måneskin fit)

[arsenicflame]

Izzy's never had any social media- why the fuck would he?- but there is a facebook account out there with his name, made for him by Ed back in the days when it was the hot new thing, and everyone had to have a facebook account. Theres a sum total of three posts on there;

The first two, made when Ed opened the account, marking that he changed his profile picture (Ed's favourite of them, armoured in leather but grinning at each other, full of love, like theres nothing else that matters in the world), and that Ed changed his relationship status now Izzy has an account- "Edward Teach is married to Izzy Hands"

The only other post, made more than a decade later, is Ed changing his relationship status to single.

[schnuffel-danny]

[lichen-punk]

it/its

[leclercskiesahead]

bby carlos and a kiddo

[creepyscritches]

Love my mommy so much I made a facebook account so she could share her vacation pictures and chat w me while overseas. However...............🚬👌😑.....😐💨.......🚬👌😑....................😐💨 I'm now being reapproached by family I distanced myself from intentionally. Ah, lmao lol.

[macoto17]

Beware guys, FB/Meta seems to be more actively shadow banning users that support 🍉 and also profiling users while at it.

My FB profile just got locked just moments ago. I was just sharing a GoFund link to an FB group that support 🍉 and suddenly, FB said that I am not allowed to share anything to any FB group anymore...?

Like, I don't even post on FB every day, just about and lurking around.

Then again suddenly after seconds, my profile is locked, and it said that someone is actively trying to hack into my account. I already have the 2-authentication thing set up tho 🙄😮‍💨

Afterwards, it said to retrieve my account, I need to submit a pic of my ID that should at least have the same name as my profile name and at least the same birthday date as on my profile too. Which I did submit the pic, but I guess since my profile name is not my real name and my profile pic on my ID is blurry (thanks to the gov budget camera lol), they further reply through email with this (which really confirms that they really are have been profiling users):

This is actually already my 2nd account, they did a similar thing to my 1st account, which was making users confirm their real names. If you failed to do so, the profile name will be change to your real name and can't ever again be changed. (This may be old school, but it's not actually safe to reveal and use your real name online.)

I guess from that point on, where they make users confirmed their real names, they were already starting profiling users.

I guess with this, I no longer want to make another account coz this is already too inconvenient since it's already my second account.

Oh yeah, don't forget to keep boycotting/cancelling and keep doing the blockout on all platforms guys 🤗 Please don't also forget to keep signing those petitions 💖🍉 TQSM 🙇🏻‍♀️💖

[childoftheriver]

Heehee more fur.

[every-tome]

[winter-hoof]

Also lol, my dad's wife blocked all of my family on fb and it's soooo funny she did that the week before my dad's burial. Especially when she's the whole reason it's been postponed to 9 fucking months after his death.

[iesuroo]

I had my ultrasound today and the baby was stretched out kicking me the whole time! I knew they were doing flips at night! My placenta is in the front of my belly which is why I'm the only one feeling the kicks, kinda blocks it a bit. Baby is super healthy and active and only my husbands mom knows the gender because she's throwing the baby shower and we got gifted a gender reveal box so I'm letting her set up a simple gender reveal. (I want to know now but she looked so excited and happy when I told her she could)

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Aw, Olena is suggested as my friend! Maybe I can borrow the Bugatti! 👀

[dumbass-bisexual]

Shoutout to our Uber driver who hear us singing along to hot to go and changed the playlist to play more Chappell Roan for the remainder of the trip

[vampyretaemin]

accidentally finding the facebook of your childhood best friend (who was literally mean to you all the time) and seeing that not only is she now married with children her most recent post talks about how being gay is a sin in the eyes of god

[dihalect]

i need to post about palestine on facebook but i'm fucking terrified