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“I'm the main character! I can't die yet!" *dies on the spot*
—Fëanor
#tolkien#shitpost#incorrect tolkien quotes#fëanor#silmarillion#crack#incorrect silmarillion quotes#feener is a weenus#he got a good whiplash#unfortunately for him#balrogs weren't napping#house of finwë
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“I yap, therefore I rizz.”
—Fëanor, linguist extraordinaire.
#tolkien#shitpost#silmarillion#fëanor#incorrect tolkien quotes#incorrect silmarillion quotes#feener is a weenus#yap yap yap#professional yapper#skibidi rizz#nerdanel handles his tirades bc she's secretely deaf
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Who's the most stable couple of the Legendarium?
I'm considering Sam and Rosie, Tom Bombadil and Goldberry, but certainly not Fëanor and Nerdanel.
#divorcecore is so sexy#tolkien#silmarillion#the hobbit#the lord of the rings#sam gamgee#rosie cotton#tom bombadil#goldberry#feener is a weenus#fëanor#nerdanel#lets go tolkienblr#pls discuss
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And Morgoth came I guess
#just fëanor things#feener is a weenus#tolkien#shitpost#silmarillion#fëanáro bot#reddit#this bot is the bot I like#unlike the current tumblr bots#tssk#tumblr bot war 2023#crack#melkor#morgoth#AND MORGOTH CAME
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Fëanor: Could you please give me a sock?
Vairë: Sure. Why?
Fëanor: You'll see.
Fëanor, dancing in Mandos: Fëanor is a free Elf!!!
Námo: What have you done.
Vairë: I don't know...
#yes I'm on vacations and yes I'm watching harry potter#tolkien#the silmarillion#fëanor#feener is a weenus#mandos#námo#vairë#socks#dobby is a free elf#fëanor is a free elf#shitpost#incorrect tolkien quotes#crack#incorrect silmarillion quotes#námo wants a divorce
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Celegorm: There are two wolves in me.
Amras: Wow, you ate this much?
Caranthir: Maybe he's pregnant.
Maedhros:
#big brother maedhros is done#fëanor thinks it's amusing#feener is a weenus#oromë is moronsexual#celegorm#tyelko#tyelkormo#amras#caranthir#moryo#house of fëanor#fëanorians#tolkien#shitpost#silmarillion#incorrect tolkien quotes#incorrect silmarillion quotes#crack
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Lame character of the day: Fëanor

Introducing Silmarillion characters to newbies, part. 1
#feener is a weenus#tolkien#shitpost#fëanor#fëanáro curufinwë#house of finwë#art#fanart#my lame art#silmarillion#visual guide to the silmarillion n00b#don't steal his rocks
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