#ferretlily

[wyrm-clangen]

OKAY, I'M ACTUALLY REALLY SORRY, I REALLY AM, I-

*the crowd cheers as I am dragged down to hell, where I belong*

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[residents-of-the-darkforest]

Dark Forest Resident: Fireweaver

Aliases / Nicknames: Bully, Snake-heart, The Meanest Cat in WindClan

Gender: female

Sexuality: heterosexual

Family: Lyremask (mother), Mudpuddle (father), Clayback, Prairiesplash, Gorsehoney, Gladegorse (sisters), Tarantulapelt (adoptive sister), Silkkit (brother), Springpaw (adoptive brother), Floodstar (mate), Tallrise, Sunkit (daughters), Howlvalley, Firemoss, Chestnutminnow, Ferretlily, Bitterstripe (sons), Yarrowkit, Honeykit, Juncokit, Ambercatcher, Garlicstripe, Raccoonkit, Pinekit (grandsons)

Other Relations: Mudpuddle (mentor)

Clan: WindClan

Rank: warrior

Characteristics: mean as sin, has a weak foreleg, competitive, good singer

Number of Victims: 23

Number of Murders: 1

Method of Harm: insulting, verbally abusing

Murder Method: slashing throat

Known Victims: Hickoryfur, Streamfeather, Woolyheart, Airflow, Paledapple, Shortclaw, Mapleshade, Mudpuddle, Flightbillow, Rowanshade, Mottledfern, Chirpfeather, Storkdapple, Kitefin, Prairiesplash, Songfang, Ryestripe, Wingtail, Lilyminnow, Creekthorn, Thymesky, Warmrumble, Eaglebelly

Victim profile: her Clanmates

Cause of Death: murdered by Sporefreckle

Cautionary Tale: be kind to your Clanmates

Story:

(As told from a popular WindClan nursery rhyme)

Mean Fireweaver

Mean out the mother

She never had kind words to say

Mean Fireweaver

Your split little snake tongue

You have no friends who will play

Mean Fireweaver

You were hated and bitter

Now the Dark Forest is where you stay!

Additional Information:

--Submission by @ambitiousauthor

--The only cats she never insulted were her own kits.

--She insulted Shortclaw until one day he got fed up with her shit, scruffed her, and dared her to say it again. She left him the fuck alone after that.

[wyrm-clangen]

Wheatpaw's No Good, Very Bad Day

But also BABIES :D

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[wyrm-clangen]

I like to imagine Frozentangle did a flip on impact.

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[wyrm-clangen]

FERRETLILY KITS!!! FERRETLILY'S GONNA BE A MOM!!!!

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[wyrm-clangen]

stinkbutt, holding turtlepaw: why did they give me this creature, this was an AWFUL decision-

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Orangestar: So, what do you think, Riftstar? Can we agree on this?

Riftstar: Kys rn immediately.

(No mediators were consulted before this decision.)

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[wyrm-clangen]

throws this at you all and runs

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Rookrise is SO happy to actually get to use the nursery, she owes Ferretlily her entire life rn

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[wyrm-clangen]

Ferretlily my girl how are? u it’s been a while and who’s the clanmate you’ve grown closest to? or if u prefer to answer this whos ur fav of the kits?

Icypaw is her favorite child

[wyrm-clangen]

i read ferretlily's name as fertility bye <3333

[wyrm-clangen]

Damn terrible moon for Ferretlily how is she feelin?

She's very upset, of course. Nearly had a heart attack when the hunting patrol came back half carrying her kit between them. Riftstar keeps apologizing and Wheatpaw's eye looks awful and it keeps getting infected.

He keeps asking her when he's gonna be able to train again, and she can't give him an answer. It's a uniquely frustrating experience for her.

[wyrm-clangen]

Whose pelt do you like the most? (And who is your favorite in general?)

I really adore Plumpaw's pelt, like, it's so dumb, but in a fun way? I definitely think that she's my favorite to draw. She is so shaped

But favorite overall I think is probably tied between Fiercepaw and Ferretlily? Ferret's deadpan stoicism is always funny to me and Fiercepaw is like my tiny goth daughter.

[wyrm-clangen]

Your art is so cute I love Wyrmclan a lot lol

Any theories of your own about the reason Ferretivy was originally exiled? I am curious about them a lot already

So, I actually do have an answer! So, I headcanon that Ferretlily actually comes from one of our in game neighbors, NightingaleClan, who we've had. Some troubles with.

She's listed as being exiled, but I'd prefer to think she left on her own terms due to... moral differences, let's say. :)

[wyrm-clangen]

Hello how you doin'? Hope your doing alright, with your job and all

Also, 🐈 if its not a bother, feel free!

Still busy with the holidays approaching! Vet med can be p stressful lmao, but we get through it!

🐈 - Fogtail loves her kids. She does. But deep down, she wonders if it would have been easier if Raggedpaw and Turtlepaw looked more like Rainstripe. Some days, it's easy to see him in the shape of their daughter's eyes or in Turtlepaw's snaggletooth grin and she can be... not happy, but content. But those days are few and far between.

She wishes they were closer, and keeps them at arm's length in the same breath.

[wyrm-clangen]

Ferretlily: Please for the love of god, stop holding your child like that.

My headcanon is that Ivykit has a inexplicable fear of heights when he gets older due to his first ten minutes of life lmao

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