#fertilize my eggs eggy baby

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

I had to post this again. I love it so much.

Vincent Price as Egghead

Batman (1966-67)

[georgiapeach30513]

Ma’am can you pls give us a little glimpse of Bladey, Lo, and the babies 🥺🥺

Oh goodness...I'm assuming, and hoping you mean Willow Storm and Elswyth Olivina. Squishers got her sister, times two. Squish's main problem seemed to be that she couldn't pronounce their names, so she's dubbed them Willie and Elfie.

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I Want All the Babies

Summary: spending time with all the babies

Pairings: Blade X Reader

Rating: 🥹🥹

Warnings:  Fable, 18+ ONLY

Word Count: 450

Desperate Lives AU Masterlist

Blade Drysdale Masterlist

Your first baby sits beside her dad, holding onto Willow, while you feed Elswyth. Beckett sitting close to you, still a bit wary of the new babies. Fable pets around Willow’s face softly, before she looks up at her dad, and gives him a quick grin before she looks back at her sister.

“Was me dis smaww?”

“Nope,” Blade answers quickly. “You were extra fluffy. You were never a small baby. Where do you think you got your nickname from?”

Fable shrugs her shoulders and looks back at the baby, “Me don’t know.”

“Your daddy,” you begin. Your fingers pet over Beckett’s, just so he knows, he’s still your baby. “He had this weird obsession with squishing your chunk.”

“Daddy!”

“What? I would get into my stuttering, and I could squish your thighs or cheeks, and I calmed down. No stuttering.”

“And now me name is Skish or Skishers. What about Eggbewt? Why him named that?”

“You did that,” Blade tells her. Fable looks up at him confused, unsure of how she came up with it. “You asked if mommy was going to lay an egg like Birdie Mae’s chicken.”

“Oh da chicken thing!”

“Yes, you said that I fertilized her egg, and she was gonna lay a baby. So we started calling him, Eggy and Eggbert, and when he was born, you and Papa called him Egghead.”

“Me no Egghead, daddy,” Beckett looks over at Blade shaking his head no. “This my baby?”

“Oh,” you look over to Blade quickly, knowing how sensitive he is with that saying. “Yeah, Beckers. These are you babies.”

“No, dis one. Dat Skish baby. Dis my baby,” his little finger points at Elswyth and he gives her a quick kiss.

“Okay, Elfie is your baby, and Willie is now Fable’s baby. Squishers, you like having baby sisters? Does it make you feel complete?” she looks over at you and gives you a quick smirk. “No! Blade Drysdale, they’re a month old. Don’t you start.”

“Papa and Mimi have five,” you glare at your husband who is fighting to not laugh. “Daddy is wike Papa.”

“Wait a minute. I am not like Papa.”

“Beckews what do you fink?”

“Dis is my baby.”

“Ugh,” Fable leans back on the couch sighing. “Me need to stawt wowking awone.”

“And the next person I hear ask for a fifth, they’re wearing a shirt with Papa’s face on it. No.”

“That’s what mom said, and then eight years after Ree, baby Lucifer.

“You said you didn’t want five kids,” you try and remind him.

“Doesn’t count. I didn’t have Squishers. Now I want all the babies.”

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[sealpointselkie]

All this talk of eggies in leviathantale makes me hope that one day the shiver can have a fertile clutch and be able to raise their pups/fry/(what’s a baby octopus?) larvae (ew.) together! ❤️

I don’t have set parents for these pups, I figure everybody’s, ahem, magic gets mixed up in the eggs.

Pirate was heavily inspired by the Twin Killer AU by Twitter user: @/enneadodeca. Although instead of an AU version of the original Killer Sans, he’s a product of the shiver as a whole. Also he’s making a sexy pose. Very risqué for me, I’m proud of my improvement!

Peaches came to me after seeing a Dumbo Octopus and thinking their fins could look like a Victorian hoop dress, super cute!

Drake is my favourite - I got inspired when I looked up the kinds of decorative koi that exist. I love koi/cat fish whiskers ado he had to have them! I’m proud of the dynamic pose and the monochromatic design. I tend to make my designs too busy.

Leviathantale by: @skumhuu

(If you got this far, thank you! 🙏)

[zojahc]

Do you have any tips on raising chickens????? I want to start a coop but I would like advice from someone with experience.

Raising as in from baby baby? Raising from chicks is actually surprisingly easy. I raised a handful of barnevelders from day old, my first batch of babes, in a set up that cost me around $30.

It’s legit a shallow tub with a desk lamp attached. The food itself cost me way more than the set up.

I’ve now upgraded to something bigger... a $7 tub from reject shop, as once the babies get bigger, they start jumping out.

This is there tub of shame. I only have one photo of it and it’s a mess.

Important things are food, don’t skimp, go with medicated chick feed and make sure you store it right.

I originally had two $17 desk lamps from Bunnings as my heat lamps, they do a good job for a smaller brood, I had 5 chicks in that pile. I now have a “mother hen heat pad” which I much prefer as they’re not under light 24/7 and there’s less fire risk.

Make sure the water can’t be stood in, as chicks get waterlogged quickly and will die of cold if they stay in water. They also like to throw water all over their bedding and will stink super fast. Speaking of bedding! Don’t use anything they’d be tempted to eat, like sand or grit. I use wood shavings and change it every few days.

I’d also recommend reading up on the breeds you’re after! Don’t go dropping into a local farm supply and grabbing browns and whites for $20, they’re usually mixed breeds from questionable/unethical places, and they can have some minor health problems that are usually small enough to be “not worth treating” before they’re sold. E.g Barbara has wonky, crooked toes- she was from one of those stores and that is an issue that comes from improper egg incubation. She’s also not the breed she was sold as. Like at all.

Good breeds are things like wynadottes or barnevelders, they’re friendly and decent layers. Aracaunas lay blue/green eggs depending on their parents but they can be a bit wild and flighty. I love orpingtons, but I’ve found they’re super fragile as chicks. There’s good resources like the chickenchick or backyardchickencoops who have articles about all the different breeds and their pros/cons.

There’s lots of groups/societies to get in contact with on Facebook, I have gotten most of my chickens from breeders I’ve found and chatted to through there. There’s usually ones local to your area, or you can have eggs shipped. Eggs are a lot of fun, I’ve never used an incubator I simply plop them under broody hens and leave them with mum. (Just make sure you mark which ones are fertile!) Broody hens are determined to hatch eggs, and will not move, lay, or even eat until they have done that job. They also get super mad.

I would love to leave them with mum the whole time but it’s very easy to lose chicks. I’ve had them taken by crows, by cats, even my own dogs (we stopped talking for a while after that) so they’ll stay safer in a brooder. If you do take them out, supervise them the whole time, and keep in mind that they’re likely to pick up parasites and might need worming or lice treatments, especially at they’re age because they’re so delicate.

So yeah! Research breeds and find one you love. I recommend barnevelders or vorwerks for friendly, well laying birds. Wyandotte’s are also great and they look very pretty but lay surprisingly small eggs. Aracaunas lay the novelty, coloured eggs, but need lots of handling. Get yourself a brooder, you need a lamp/heat source, food and water, and bedding. Get some chickies and plop them in there. Or alternatively get some eggies, but without a hen to raise them you’ll need an incubator and they can be very expensive. Then just keep an eye on your little bubs as they grow! I must warn you, be very prepared to lose some, they’re very fragile and sometimes they’re just not meant to be. It’s best to get two chicks for every one hen you would like. especially as you can get roosters! I had a batch of 7 and got 5 roosters...

There’s a handful of tricks for sexing babies at a young age too and I can help you with those when you get to it. But good luck with your chooks and you have to let me know how it all goes!

I have one cranky broody hen I’m thinking of putting some olive eggers eggs underneath, and raising some more babies soon. If you have any more questions let me know!!

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Egghead -

Batman (1966-67)