How mad would Genesis be if the caterers at his soiree served:
* Gala apples (sweet, crispy, delicious)
* Red Delicious apples (spongy, mealy, bland)
* or Oranges
Instead of the Banora Whites he'd ordered?
*Sephiroth walks in on Zack coloring in each apple with a purple marker*
Sephiroth: What are you doing?
Zack: They got the order wrong, these were supposed to be Banora Whites. So Angeal gave me the task of "fixing them" before Genesis found out and had a meltdown. I'm almost done. They won't notice the flavor since it's the color that matters, right?
Sephiroth, knowing that Angeal meant to put the wrong apples away and order the right ones, and that Genesis will have a heart attack: Zack Fair you are a genius.
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(idk if you were homeschooled, but I love that you're claiming Sephiroth for the homeschoolers XD)
shine, like nibelheim sldkjfslk
Sephiroth at times reminds me a lot of my homeschooled friends. There's a bit of a culture shock once you get into the real world. Suddenly everything feels new and strange and OPEN! Poor Seph must have been really bewildered.
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She hitting it different now.. Changed her name to Amphidex. Gotten Silly with it during the transition. Good for her, Good for her.
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Sephiroth, Cloud, Zack, Angeal, and Genesis are playing Wii Sports bowling.
(Genesis is reading Loveless and not paying any attention to the game)
*Sephiroth’s turn to bowl*
• Angeal had left the room to get more snacks.
• Sephiroth's unsecured Wii remote slips right as he swings, flies off his wrist, and hits Genesis in the face.
• Genesis screams and throws his book.
• The book hits Zack in the eye.
• Zack drops his plate of nachos to cover his eye. The nacho plate falls on Cloud's foot.
• Cloud yells and flings his Wii remote, also unsecured, at the TV, smashing it.
• Angeal comes back.
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Nothing proves the characterizations in the remake are spot-on quite like the gif of Barret and Cloud kicking and stabbing a locked door.
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Ever Crisis: The First SOLDIER [September 7, 2023]
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