#fh:jy spoilers

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Fans:Aelwyn got her job because of the Time Quangle! She’s warped through time from the future! She would NEVER leave Adaine without saying goodbye! And there’s no way she could have gotten a teaching job that quickly! So it had to be time travel!

Aelwyn:Yeah, so I blackmailed the principal to let me teach because I could not stand Jawbone making me think about my emotions. Sorry Adaine, you can come over sometimes ig

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it's cool when ayda sends figg the scroll via an order that had existed for thousands of years, but for a second i thought she had defeated a knight in combat and had sent him across time to present himself to the service of her lady, true knight errant style, and honestly. How much cooler would that have been

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I like how we're introducing high school cliques in fantasy high tbh

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i cant believe they'd Freebird car chase Fantasy High: Junior Year Episode Fucking ONE

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FH:JY Spoiler

I’m mid-ep 3. Is Kristen gonna multiclass or respec????? Are we getting barb!Kristen???????

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On the one hand, fuck Kipperlilly for killing Buddy. On the other hand, I am now 110% on her side after hearing Augefort say “anyone who tried hard instead of doing something stupid is an idiot”. The Rat Grinders may be evil, but this school is arguably worse. It simultaneously punishes anyone not able to meet its standards, but also punishes anyone who does meet those standards. The moral of this season is:Arthur Augefort should NOT be running a school.

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I’m sorry, but my type-a ass cannot be against the Rat Grinders. They’re essentially the kids that couldn’t get the special treatment from teachers and get by on stumbling through tests and happening to get an A without studying. The Rat Grinders feel less like people who cheated the system, and more like the kids who aren’t naturally gifted or lucky, and have to spends hours on end studying, doing extra homework and extra credit, losing their social lives and free time to catch up with the kids who can just breeze through it. Fig never went to a single class or did any homework but gets away with it because the coach, lunch lad, and vice principal are her dads, Kristin and Riz did literally the worst thing their respective class can do, Gorgug actively works to avoid using the main feature of his class whenever possible, Adaine became the Oracle through seemingly happenstance, and Fabian’s rich family bought his way into the extra curricular he’s now the captain of, and all of them skipped half of freshman year! Obviously we, the audience, know that they worked their asses off to get through school each year and to get where the are today. We know they earned every little good thing they have! Fig has worked so hard to become the rockstar she is! Kristin literally brought back a god! Riz in a supergenius detective! Gorgug is an incredible barbarian and artificer! Adaine works so hard to help all of her friends survive a toxic system! Fabian slaved away to earn his achievements himself instead of letting his father’s legacy be his identity! But think of it from an outside perspective, without all the knowledge that only the audience has! These random kids stumbled into three adventures that let them skip grinding for XP, got to miss half a year with no consequence, get special privileges and quests because they are related to or friends with the faculty, never do their assignments or go to class, became popular because of their privileges, and now randomly start spouting micro aggressions towards halflings? If I was one of the Rat Grinders, I’d be pissed off too! I’ve been both the gifted kid, seemingly effortlessly breezing through classes and befriending the entire faculty while secretly going through terrible struggle and stress, and the kid desperately trying to game my way through a system built to harm me while being furious at those who seem to thrive in it, and I can’t help but feel empathy for both. I don’t think the Rat Grinders are evil, cheating monsters who plan to destroy the Bad Kids out of spite. I think they’re just kids in a harmful toxic school system that have a lot of righteous anger at their lot in life, that has sadly been misdirected. Idk if this ramble made sense, sorry for the wall of text!

Edit:Introducing Ivy Embra, the first Rat Grinder to actually be antagonistic to anyone in any way! Also introducing Oisin Hakivar, a super nice guy who’s willing to take advantage of his generational wealth in order to help a fellow student! So the first Rat Grinder to actively be nice to someone too! He likely did something with the ice mephits, but he still seemed genuinely sympathetic and helpful to Adaine!

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Oh my god. Kipperlilly wasn’t trying to get the Bad Kids permanently killed. She was trying to get them resurrected by Ankarna.

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On the one hand, that 1 was clutch! One the other hand, I’m DEVASTATED that we didn’t get to see Baron’s true form in action and the entire second act of the fight. As a DM, I feel the pain of your awesome player’s brilliance skipping the cool thing you were gonna throw at them.

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“She’s at my side once again” “Ravina gave Cassandra a wedding gift” I WAS WRONG I WAS SO WRONG IT’S NOT CASSANDRA’S PARENT IT’S THEIR SPOUSE

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I feel like the takes I’ve seen on all the PCs this season, especially Kristin, are very black and white. They’re either “KRISTIN IS TERRIBLE FOR NOT BEING PERFECT FUCK HER HOW DARE SHE” or “THE BAD KIDS ARE PERFECT, AND THE RAT GRINDERS/TRACKER/LITERALLY ANYONE WHO CRITICIZES THEM ARE EVIL AND SHOULD DIE”.

Like, why can it just be “yeah X character fucked up and needs to grow, and also is a child who deserves sympathy and kindness”? Like, the Bad Kids, the Rat Grinders, and literally all of the other kids are, well, kids! They fuck up, the screw people over, they act mean, and they need to own it, make up for their mistakes, and adults need to stop putting the weight of the world on their shoulders! They hurt people, and also are children who need help!

Idk, it’s 2:00 am and I’m tired and rambling.

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BRAIN IDEA

GODDEX OF NIGHT MARRIED TO THE GOD(DESS?) OF SUMMER

THE ENDLESS NIGHT HAPPENED DURING THE SUMMER

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!

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Look, nothing could have gotten me to ever hate the Bad Kids.

But the reveal that Fabian and Kristin refuse to tip waiters…that got me close…

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VINDICATION