Happy Hawkins Holiday
For the @stcreators event 02: family
Submission for @bettyfrommars and @allthingsjoeq 's Holiday Prompt party #9: "You’re decorating Christmas cookies and something catches on fire"
Submission for @palomahasenteredthechat and @indulgence-be-thy-name 's 12 Days of Joemas Event prompt: "Is that mistletoe?"
Happy Hawkins Holiday
Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader (description vague apart from use of she/her pronouns)
Summary: Reader is spending her first Christmas in Hawkins with the Munson family. This could be a sequel of sorts to Next Summer and Things that Go Bump,
Warnings/Tropes: a comedy of errors, lots of fluff, oodles of love. CW for swearing, drinking, and minor injuries. No smut. No use of Y/N. No upside-down.
Word Count: 2200
Christmas 1991
“Shit,” you cursed loudly, waving a dishcloth below your wailing smoke detector like a flag of surrender. “Eddie!”
Acrid black smoke billowed from the open oven door, polluting the entire kitchen and making your eyes burn.
Your boyfriend, who had you by some inches, trotted into the room and reached up to silence the alarm with a bemused expression.
“Thanks,” you said, slumping your shoulders in defeat as you turned to open the window behind the sink.
“Soooo…what happened? If you hated this apartment so much, you could have just said, you didn’t need to burn the place down,” Eddie joked.
You were not in a joking mood, unfortunately.
“Very funny,” you said dryly. “I was pulling out another batch of cookies, and one of them slid off the baking sheet onto the heating element in the oven. It caught fire.”
Eddie grinned and pulled you in for a hug. “No harm done,” he said sweetly into your hair. “You made so many cookies, we won’t miss one.”
“But now the house smells like burned gingerbread man,” you countered sourly.
“We’ll light some candles. It’ll be okay.”
“But–”
“Babe,” Eddie pulled back to look at your face. “Dinner’s done, the place looks beautiful. You look beautiful. It’s going to be an amazing night.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah. Now go relax and get ready. You’ve been working on all this since 6am and you must be exhausted.”
“Well you helped,” you replied. Eddie really had been a great helper all day.
“Please, barely. Now go on, I’ll clean up in here.” You wanted to protest, but he had already started rolling up the sleeves of his flannel shirt.
“Eddie–” you began.
Eddie planted a big wet kiss right on your pout. “Stop. Go relax, that’s an order.”
You sighed. “Aye aye captain,” you saluted limply, and shuffled off to the bathroom. Perhaps a hot shower really would be what the doctor ordered.
This would be your first Hawkins Christmas since moving to Indiana to be with Eddie from Chicago. It was also Eddie’s first year in his own place, since moving in with his Uncle Wayne when he was 18, over seven years ago. You had obviously met Wayne and gotten along with him wonderfully, but you had never hosted a holiday celebration before. You wanted everything to be perfect.
The Wheelers, your cousins, had invited you to their family gathering, but you didn’t want Wayne to be alone on the holiday. He was too introverted to come to the Wheelers’ house, even though they had extended the invitation. The town had not been kind to the Munson family, and it would take a little more time to bring Wayne out of his shell.
So, you decided to host a small Christmas gathering at your new apartment for just the three of you, and naturally you prepared enough food to feed a small army. Eddie was right, you were exhausted, and the steaming hot shower water did wonders for your muscles and your mood.
By the time you were clean, dried and dressed, you were refreshed and ready to take on the night. You emerged from the bedroom to find Eddie wiping down the kitchen counter, with all previous signs of disaster gone. You breathed a deep sigh of relief.
The doorbell buzzed, and Eddie, ever the helpful partner, proclaimed, “I’ll get it!” As he rounded the corner from the kitchen to the front door, he accidentally bumped a beautiful vase of flowers you had placed on the entry hall table. It tottered back and forth as Eddie muttered, “Shiiiit…” before it fell to the floor with a crash, sending red and white flowers, water, and broken glass in every direction.
“Oh no,” you moaned as you put your face in your hands.
“Fuck babe, I’m so sorry,” Eddie said, his expression panicked.
You took a deep, steadying breath. “It’s alright.”
“Fuck fuck shit…” Eddie knelt and started picking up the larger pieces of broken glass. You placed a hand on his shoulder. “Honey,” you said, and he looked up at you. You managed a warm smile, despite your frazzled nerves. “It’s really okay. Accidents happen. Why don’t you let Wayne in, and I’ll grab the broom.”
Eddie nodded and moved to follow your instructions. When you returned with the broom, Eddie was just taking Wayne’s coat. “We had a little mishap,” you declared brightly as Eddie stood by, looking embarrassed. You began sweeping up the glass and strewn flora. “Probably wasn’t the best place for me to put that vase…” you continued as you swept.
“She’s being diplomatic,” Eddie said. “I knocked it over because I’m a klutz.”
“Well I see not much has changed since you moved out,” Wayne said dryly, but the twinkle in his eye belied his serious tone. He clapped a hand on his nephew’s shoulder. “Merry Christmas kid,” he declared before pulling him in for a hug.
You were just finishing sweeping up the mess when Wayne turned to you, handing you a bottle of Korbel sparkling wine. “I thought I would bring some bubbly. Merry Christmas honey,” he said, before giving you a hug as well.
“Oh that’s so nice Wayne, thank you,” you smiled, the trials of the day beginning to fade away. “This will go really well with the charcuterie plate I made for an appetizer.”
You carried the bottle of wine into the kitchen where the snacks were laid out, and put the broom back in its closet.
“This looks really nice,” Wayne said when he saw the spread of fruit, cheese, and cured meats.
“She’s been working on this all day,” Eddie declared proudly.
“And Eddie helped a lot,” you said, and you exchanged a smile with your boyfriend as you worked at the foil of the wine bottle. Before you could properly secure the cork for removal, it flew off the neck of the bottle with a loud POP, surprising you. The cork sailed across the room like a bullet before smacking Eddie in the middle of the forehead with a solid, PLAT sound.
The three of you stood in stunned silence. Wayne’s face was frozen in an expression of shock and delight with a sliver of concern. “Nice shot,” he said with awe, breaking the silence.
“Jesus christ!” Eddie yelled as he rubbed his forehead.
“Oh my god,” you yelled. “Are you alright?”
“Yeah, yeah, I’m fine,” Eddie said, laughing.
“Are you sure?” you asked.
“Yeah totally. Was that payback for the vase?”
“No! Not funny!” But you had to admit, it was, and you started to giggle.
“Good thing you weren’t an inch or two off; you’d put his eye out,” Wayne added.
“Ha, like A Christmas Story,” Eddie laughed, but the idea of how close you’d come to disaster made your blood run cold for a moment.
Without further incident, you poured the wine and snacked on charcuterie in the living room, as It’s A Wonderful Life played on TV. When it was time for dinner, you all gathered in the kitchen as you began pulling out dishes that had been keeping warm in the oven.
“I was thinking we could do this buffet style on the counter since we don’t have a big dining room table,” you began. “But where the heck is the can opener for the cranberry sauce?” You started pulling open drawers and rummaging around in the pantry, but the blasted gadget was nowhere to be found. “How the heck did I manage to lose the can opener?” you asked nobody in particular with a frustrated sigh.
“Give it here, I can do it,” Wayne said while pulling out his pocket knife.
“Uh,” you said trepidatiously, with your can-holding hand paused in midair. “The way today is going, I don’t want to have to spend Christmas in the ER waiting for you to get stitches.”
Wayne laughed. “I used to open cans this way all the time when I would go camping. It’s no sweat.”
“Very well,” you said and handed it over. You exchanged a worried glance with Eddie, who answered with a shrug as if to say I have no idea how this is going to go.
Very reassuring.
The good news was that Wayne did not cut himself. As he jammed the blade of his knife into the thin aluminum lid, it seemed like everything would be fine.
Until he made the second cut, which by way of science that you didn’t fully understand, caused the liquid inside of the can to spray out of the first hole Wayne had made. It shot out of the can with nearly the same velocity of the sparkling wine cork, and landed directly on your chest, on the white Christmas blouse that you bought especially for this occasion. Bright red cranberry syrup. Kapow.
“Oh dear,” Wayne said, and Eddie lost it.
As you stood dumbly looking down at your ruined blouse, you realized it looked as if you walked into the line of fire of arterial spray.
“At least it’s just cranberry sauce and not you bleeding out from cutting yourself,” you said, needing to raise your voice slightly over Eddie’s cackles of delight. Wayne looked horrified, but the absurdity of everything had you fighting not to join Eddie in his hysterics.
“If you change, and we put something on it right away, maybe it won’t stain…” Wayne began.
You shook your head as giggles fought to escape; even though your shirt was surely a lost cause, you weren’t mad about it.
“Red on white. It’s festive!” Eddie squealed, and then you started laughing too.
You doubled over, all the stress and tension of the day flowing out of you as you laughed. Wayne looked unsure of what to do.
“If you squint just right, it could be a poinsettia,” Eddie said, pointing at your shirt. It only made you laugh harder. Wayne finally joined in, after really realizing that you weren’t upset.
“I’m really sorry,” Wayne said, though he was smiling. “I’ll replace the shirt.”
“Honestly, don’t worry about it, I was probably never going to wear this again anyway…”
“You should frame it, it looks like a Jackson Pollock,” Eddie managed while wiping his eyes.
The rest of the dinner mercifully went off without a hitch, though it took a while for Eddie to stop giggling every time he looked at you. In fairness, a purple bullseye bruise started to emerge in the middle of Eddie’s forehead, so the feeling was mutual.
“Well,” you said as you polished off the last of your meal. “Tonight we’ve had a small kitchen fire, a broken vase, and assault by wine cork and cranberry sauce. All in all, things turned out pretty well.”
“Well the food was delicious, honestly babe.” Eddie said, giving your thigh a squeeze under the table.
“It really was, my compliments to the chef,” Wayne agreed.
“I think the more memorable gatherings are the ones where things go wrong,” Eddie said. “We’ll be laughing about this dinner for years.”
Eddie’s innocuous mention of the future made something warm and comforting unfurl in your chest.
“To making memories, and family,” Wayne said, holding up his wine glass.
“Here here,” Eddie said, hoisting his glass by way of response.
“To making memories, and family,” you repeated, feeling very happy, and you all clinked your glasses together. You took a moment to observe the scene, smiling to yourself as Wayne and Eddie chatted, Eddie’s animated gesticulating juxtaposed with Wayne’s calm manner, and you realized you were a very lucky person indeed.
Wayne helped clean up before excusing himself; it was Christmas tradition to have pints with the guys from the factory at the Attic. After you hugged goodbye and the door closed behind him, you breathed a deep sigh of relief and contentment. Despite the mishaps, it was a lovely evening, but you were happy to be alone with Eddie again.
Eddie had his arm draped over your shoulders as Wayne departed, and then pulled you in for a hug. “Merry Christmas babe; I love you so much. I’m a really lucky guy,” he said. You thought you might swoon, he was so sweet.
“Merry Christmas Eddie; I love you too,” you replied, your heart full.
“Wait, what’s that?” Eddie said, feigning ignorance as he pointed toward the ceiling.
“Wha–” you began as you followed his point. “Is that mistletoe?”
“I suppose so! How did that get there?” Eddie said, making you giggle.
“Well I guess we'd better appease the mistletoe gods or Jesus or whoever,” you said, with a grin.
“Actually mistletoe dates back to the ancient Greeks,” Eddie said, unleashing another random factoid that his brain stored as a result of his voracious reading. “They thought the berries helped with fertility, but even before that the Druids used it in rituals and sacrifices…”
“Dude,” you said. “Would you shut up and kiss me?”
“Sorry,” Eddie smirked, and he did.
And he did, and he did, and he did.
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