#fieldsofvarley

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you commit one act of forbidden magic and suddenly it’s all ‘i’m turning her to the elves of the west’ ‘i’m reporting it to the lord of the island’….god forbid women do anything. ​thistle is allowed to laugh while marcille can only chuckle.

[vestrabishops]

@fieldsofvarley Here’s my Hubert-inspired PC I was talking about! It’s been really fun playing through the story trying to for the most part go with the dialogue options he’d pick. They lend themselves to a very “classic 90s anti-hero” type character, trying to help as many people as possible through shady means.

And here she is intimidating a goblin. She’s so cute 😭

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beautiful elven knight mithrun save me. save me mithrun beautiful elven knight

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this has got to be one of my favourite genders

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i don’t know. bon appétit

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when richter says he’s the last belmont i expect alucard to look like this

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the gentleness in being told you can keep your past to yourself. how it feels like a gift of dignity and a new stepping stone on your way to living again.

​the gentleness that comes not from the absence of violence but despite the abundance of it of it all.

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he is so so beautiful. oh my god. nobody touch me for the next eighty three weeks

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have you ever seen a man so beautiful you started crying

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there is serving cunt and there is whatever hubert von vestra had going on when he said this standing by the ruined altar in the cathedral right next to the literal vessel of the goddess

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people disbelieving astarion could hold a law-adjacent position are so funny. first of all he spends all his time at camp reading. second of all, congratulations. you fell for the bit. third of all, you need to be really intelligent to be this manipulative and successful at it. and fourth of all, it’s like 1430. there are like 3 laws and two of them are about drunkard violence

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white haired men this, white haired men that. what about white haired women

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‘he is so, so afraid of everyone. besides you, who he ought to fear most’ ‘he would forget his god for you. but you won’t for him, of that i know’ are some of the hardest quotes i ever heard and they come from baldur’s gate 3 of all places

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they are best friends your honour. they’re cooking a mushroom stew

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i need to steal their faces. respectfully

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everyone better say thank you sypha belnades.