#first cave paitings

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hello hello friend, i have a writing request!

can i get a commander mayday x reader? something along the lines of reuniting after him surviving barton 4, just some fluffy fluff (and maybe a little angst sprinkled in if you feel its necessary hehe)

much love <3

Hey there! Interesting request, we don't see much of Mayday round here but I totally get the appeal!

Obviously some changes to the show, but all for us to enjoy ;)

Hope you like it!

Xx,

Sky.

"COLD WITHOUT YOU"

SW REQUESTS –MAYDAY/(GN)READER 📩💔💖

WARNINGS: FROSTBITE&INJURY, OTHERWISE FLUFF.

It is a cold day in Barton IV; and that is saying a lot, considering the ever present freezing air on the almost desolate planet currently ruled by the Galactic Empire. You are somewhat of a nomad, having left the troubles of your past life behind; living a mostly solitary life in the mountains. It isn't the most comfortable of lifes; but you appreciate the peace and quietness that blankets your little home cavern after so much pain and destruction.

You step inside your home, instantly feeling physically better. The cave you live in shields you perfectly from the howling wind; and once you lit up a small fire in your humble living room of sorts, the temperature rises slowly but steadily. Today has been one of those days where the cold seems to slip it's thin fingers inside your clothes; leaving them humid and sticking them to your skin.

You disrobe and change to an entirely new set of clothes. You're shaking while you do so; but soon you're dressed with a dry set and you sigh in relief, sitting down next to the fire and pulling your socks off, smiling at the warming heat inches away from your frozen toes. It feels like heaven, such a small thing.

You stay close to the fire for some minutes, warming up. Once the tingling sensation has reduced and your skin and muscles feels something akin to normal, you reach over to your vault and take a pack of rations out.

"Cheers, Mayday" you joke out loud, and take your first bite into it.

It's not your everyday dinner; not you're favourite. You're pretty self-dependant. You know how to hunt your food –wether it's edible plants and fruits, or a small or large mammals–. Birds are more difficult to catch –unless they're injured–; but you've definitively had them more than once too. Hell, you've even had lizards and other small reptiles for lunch. However, when the temperatures are extremely cold and you aren't as lucky as to find much of a prey, you always have Mayday's extra rations. That's actually how the two of you met; he was scanning the perimeter of his base, once, and you were inmerse on the hunt. He watched you kill a mountain cat; and made a comment about that being a good ammount of food for two. You had been shocked by his presence and his suggestion; but loneliness had started to pull on the strings of your heart back then, and you had nodded dumbly. That night you had shared your first dinner and the warmth of your bodies; and the rest was history.

In present time, you go to sleep with a tired but soft smile on your face.

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Hours later, you wake up with shuffling steps and grunts right outside your cave. You instantly frown and grab your blade, standing up quietly and slithering towards the entrance in alert. It sounds human, so your first instint is to think of Mayday; but there's more than one set of wobbly steps, and he would never bring visitors unannounced. No, it's definitively a stranger.

You see him first. He's tall and skinny; you can see that even with his armour on. It's different than those you've seen before as well; almost black, and paiting a dark contrast against the white of the snow behind him. He's got a riffle attached to his back and a visor on his helmet; some sort of sniper. He's covered in snow, shaking visibly; his companion too, who has to be almost dragged inside in order to...

"M-mayday?" You stutter, freezing on the spot and lowering your blade, abandoning your agressive possition instantly.

"W-we're going to n-need some... help..." the stranger grunts, teeth clashing violently against each other, and you spring into action, quickly standing at your partner's other side and holding some of his weight.

The three of you stumble inside; and collapse near the fire.

You're frenetically checking him inmediately. You rip his helmet of; for once having no care where it lands while you cup his face trying to get his attention and then take his pulse when he barely responds. It's faint but it's there.

"What happened?" You question the stranger in pannick.

You quickly work on taking his armour off; piling it up fast and methodically at your side. You feel the stranger studying you, but you don't even glance at him. Mayday is all that matters now.

"Avalanche" he answers, voice raspy "he hit his head. The most worrying thing now is the frostbite, though. I'd take a look at his feet if I were you".

You nod in understanding.

You're both silent for the next handful of minutes; while you leave Mayday in just his underware before covering him with one thick blanket after another. You take up some heating packs of your vault too; breaking the sticks and pushing them under the blankets so he warms up even faster. You throw some other things at the stranger too; hear him change as well in the silence of your home.

Mayday's still shivering half an hour later. His skin still looks dangerously red and blue; body trembling in his unconsciousness. You've already pushed him close to the fire, used some heat sticks, changed his wet clothes and covered him in blankets. There's only so much you can do.

Without worrying on the other soldier seing you half naked, you take your clothes off, and cuddle up close to Mayday inside his refuge of blankets. He's so cold it makes you wince and tremble; but you clench your jaw and stubbornly press your whole body against him. He needs you, and the cold isn't going to stop you. Mayday mumbles and you soothe him with a caress and a Keldabe kiss.

"You better not try anything or you'll end up dead" you warn the soldier, who's still looking at the both of you, either from mistrust or surprise.

"Won't" you hear him grumble, shakily. "You're my best chance of survival. Besides, I owe him".

You only desperately wish Mayday survives the night as well.

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You wake up with your man mumbling incoherent words and pressing further into you, cold –but normal cold– nose hiding on the curve of your neck. You blink sleeply, and scan him instantly; a relieved sigh escaping your lips at the feeling of his no longer alarming body temperature stealing some of yours.

Your hands come up to cup his face; brushing his long disheveled hair aside and staring at him with raw adoration and love. You can't help yourself and kiss him, then; a soft, heartfelt press of lips.

Mayday groans and groggily opens his eyes; scanning the situation –gaze lingering on Crosshair's lying form a pair of meters away– before returning to you. He hums, and hides his face in your neck again, kissing your skin gently.

"Morning, cyare" he whispers, voice hoarse but sounding like a dream to you. "Sorry for stealing your heat tonight".

You sigh in content and wrap your leg around his hips. One of Mayday's strong big hands reaches down to hold your thigh against him.

"Just happy you're safe and sound, May" you whisper back at him, pulling back to look at him in the eyes. "You scared the shit out of me".

Mayday hums and tugs you closer to him. The warmth feels delicious below the blankets. You can't help but feel a slow, unhurried tingle of arousal building inside of you. You don't do anything to chase it.

"Mm. I know. I'm sorry, mesh'la. Yesterday was a mess".

You stay in silence for some time; both of you caressing each other's skin softly.

Your eyes glance back at the other soldier sleeping on your cave.

"Who is he?" You whisper to him.

Mayday takes a moment to answer.

"Imperial sniper. A clone, though obviously different than me. I Think... Think he's starting to get tired of it. Some part of him clinges to the Empire like it's the only thing he has left; but I think it's just a matter of time before he let's go".

You hum distractedly. Your nose brushes against his.

"You trust him?"

Mayday sighs.

"Trust is a powerful word" he carefully answers. "I think he's made some bad choices, like me. But he's a good kid".

You give him a soft smile and kiss his lips once more. His beard and mustache tickles your skin.

"You can't save everyone".

Mayday smiles; a small, nostalgic tug of his lips.

"I know" he whispers, closing his eyes and cupping your cheek with his hand, foreheads pressing together. "I'll just focus on you, then".

THE END.

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Boom! This oneshot came up being a mix of fluffy and nostalgic/melancholy angsty! I hope you liked it!

Next work will be a non romantic Echo&Omega angsty/comfort convo. After that we've got a cryptic pregnancy with Hunter, and then some more fun&light oneshots too!

Stay stunned,

Xx,

Sky.

PS. Still not knowing how to link works with just the title. I accept help xD.

Back to my main masterlist here:

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Cardinal chains level 54

CARDINAL CHAINS LEVEL 54 HOW TO

Location: From Andras near Onarimon Leyline.Reward: Femme Taliman, Anahita available for fusion.Strategy: Later on, once you find Onarimon Leyline, head up the mountain trail, jump south over the gap and fight Anahita near a water source. To cross the gap, you need to jump from the cliff above. She uses Ice and Light attacks.Location: From the same mermaid who gave you 'The Cursed Mermaids', once you complete that quest.Strategy: You need to head up the narrow path NW of the Kamiyacho area.Location: From Aitvaras on the bridge in Kamiyacho.Reward: Stamina Increase x2, Leanan Sidhe joins party.Strategy: The opposite of The Spirit of Love, she wants you to stop Apsaras.Location: From Leanan Sidhe up the river in the Hamamatsucho area.Location: From Mandrake as you head up the path to Tokyo Tower in the Hamamatsucho area.Strategy: Visit the Mermaids south of Tokyo Tower.Location: From Mermaid under the bridge in the water area west of Hamamatsucho Leyline.These are in a cave near the Hamamatsucho Leyline. Location: From Agathion on the way to Tower Tokyo, on the bridge.Location: From Neko Shogun near the jumping platforms between Shiba and Hamamatsucho.Note: You need to have accepted 'A Preta Predicament' to be able to speak with Apsaras.Reward: Health Incense x2, Apsaras joins party.Strategy: She wants you to find Leanan Sidhe and stop her.Location: You’ll find Lady Apsaras east of the Shiba Leyline.In this case, to me, it feels like 'The Spirit of Love' is Law-aligned, while its counterpart quest 'The Water Nymph' is more Chaos-aligned. However, generally speaking, it does seem each pair has one quest that is more Law-aligned and another that is more Chaos-aligned, broadly speaking. It doesn't seem to make much difference which quest you pick to support, and you can't support both. The rewards for the quests are usually similar, for example, the opposite quest in this case is 'The Water Nymph', which awards Stamina Incense x2 instead of Health Incense x2. These quests generally follow the same format in each region, with two separate quest-giving NPCs wanting you to take out the other one. Mutually Exclusive Quests Note: Each of the game's main four regions has a pair of mutually exclusive quests. Return to the quest giver, and you'll have to fight six Pretas. It is marked on your map, Once you get here, the Preta will give you a key item. You'll find one near Mita Leyline, who will point you in the direction of the next one, after the Abscess boss. Strategy: You need to find Pretas that went out in search of food.Location: Follow the west road near the very beginning of the game, past Tamachi Leyline.Shin Megami Tensei V - Minato Region Quests A Preta Predicament

CARDINAL CHAINS LEVEL 54 HOW TO

Pait this with some of our other SMT 5 guides on things like how to get the best ending, plus locations for Talismans for Magatsuhi Skills, Mitama locations and weaknesses, Miman locations, and Petrified demon locations. It's comprehensive - all you'll need for clearing every quest handily. On this page, we list every single quest in SMT 5, plus offer you simple instructions on how to complete each and every one of them - plus what you can expect to get as a reward for completing each. Some quests will take you back to previous regions, and we'll mark this down when it is the case. We'll go ahead and separate quests by region. Minato is the first region you'll find yourself in, even though you won't know it is called that until a little later in the game. There are four major regions in SMT 5 - Minato, Shinagawa, Chiyoda, and Taito. Of course, that means that quests return to the series, and completing quests will offer various rewards for the player, including Talismans that unlock Magatsuhi skills, new demon fusions, consumable items, and more. Shin Megami Tensei V changes things up a bit from previous entries, taking in some trappings from open-world titles.

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Long or sweet?

Ino and Sakura talk about their sex life. You are warned!

“Aaah, i really missed being like this” Ino takes a sip from her cup “I haven’t see you in a long, long time, forehead”

“Melodramatic” She added, sitting nearby her best friend “We work together, you see me at the hospital every single day”

“Yeah, but not with theses” She raises her cup, pointing it “And for the first time in a long time, we don’t have to worry about children or men – speaking of wich, Sasuke-kun has been reaching you?”

Sakura finish taking her sip from her cup before responding “Yes, the same day to saw him was the last time he was on the village, but… he has to return to his mission”

Ino look at her with disbelief “You have to be kidding me. That bastard was only one night!”

“He will back in the village in no time” She shrugged “He has to take care of some things and he will back”

“I really don’t know how you do it” She rests her bare feet on the coffee table “That bastard is never in the village. Haven’t you even considered the possibility of – don’t look at me like that and let me finish, goddamnit!”

“No” She narrows her eyes “And neither does him. Separation is not a possibility, pig. You know that”

“Oh, c’mon!” She put her glass on the coffee table, next to her feet “He has to be really – really good in bed for you to wait for him all this time, I mean-“

“Pig”

“No! you always change the subject and I always tell you about my sex life! It’s only fear I know about yours, too!”

“I never asked you to tell me about the body paiting stuff, ugh!” Sakura crinkle her noise, shivers going down her spine “Now whenever I look to Sai all I think about is that, thank you very much!”

“You should try it” Ino smile malicious at her “Then you will thank me”

“Sasuke-kun is not the kind of guy who would paint my body and then leak every inch of it, you pervert”

“Then what kind of guy he is!” Ino exclaims with impatience “Sorry forehead but I can’t really imagine Sasuke-kun in bed… he is too asexual to imagine, so you will have to give me some information to make a general idea of him in bed, tell me!”

“Nop”

Ino combust in anger on her chair, shaking her head in frustration. Drinking from her cup, an idea comes to her mind, making her smile in satisfaction.

“Is really that bad, hm?”

“What? No” Sakura seems genially pissed by her statement “He is good”

“How so?”

“Why you want to know, piggy?” She sighs, closing her eyes “Just drop the subject already”

“I want to know why are you with him after all this time” She says with concern “We both know he is no a sweetheart, he is not the father of the year and we both know all the sacrifices you still have to make to be with him! So! The only explanation my mind has made up is he really had a long long dick or it tastes sweet”

“Ino!” Sakura exclaims, her cheeks fully red “How could you say that!”

“Can you really blame me to be concerned about the sex life of my best friend?” She asks with her creased brow “I want the best for you, forehead, so now speak”

Sakura looks into Ino’s baby blue eyes with emphasis. She isn’t lying, pig is the most forthright people she knows, and she recognizes her concerns are valid, in her twisted-piggy way.

Sakura sighs “He is great, actually”

Ino smiles side to side, bringing her chair closer to hers “What is your favorite position?”

Sakura takes a sip of her liquor, almost drinking all the content “Mine or his?”

Ino chuckles so happy “Both”

“He likes missionary, I on the top….i… I like” She looks up, a little smile on her face while she looks at the ceiling “I like doggy style”

“No way!” The blonde smack Sakura arms playfully, not believing a word she says “I would never believe you capable of that! I never done that with Sai”

Now Sakura was oblivian “You not?”

“It really scares me. I have listen to a lot of stories of that ending very bad that I don’t…it really freaks me out and Sai is very conservative about sex. How we do it is way too good, trough”

“To much information!” She blurted, opening the bottle of rice wine, purring some in both glasses

“H-how do you do it?” Sakura can believe Ino is blushing, and the top of that, asking for and advice “It doesn’t hurt?”

“Is all about lubricant. If you are not lubricant enough, it won’t be pleasurable and you will not have a good time. Sasuke-kun likes to lick-“

“Oh my god!” Ino screams, way to eagerly “You have to be kidding me. Sasuke-kun leaks you down there?”

Sakura brings the cup close to her mouth, murmuring “Among other things”

“Oh my god, oh my god!” She cheers, covering her laughter with her hands “How was your first time?”

The pink haired lady watch at her glass for a long time before respond. “It was awkward. We both know the basics, but we never have experienced before so… and the place! God! It was a in a cave!” She looks up to her best friend eyes “It happen when we were traveling and he did come but i… I was to overwhelm by it and so did he, his face was…something like I never saw before, like he could believe his body could react like that… the second time, tough…”

“What about it?”

“It was awesome” She smiles nostalgic “It was actually in an Inn, and he did a great job using his tongue and I can’t believe I’m telling you this!”

“Oh, c’mon! you can’t realize that when you are in the best part!” She claims looking at her with a playful smile “At least tell me the best thing about having sex with him”

Sakura thinks about that for a long time, taking little sip from the cup “Is kind of silly, actually” She shared a look with Ino, the blonde woman waiting for her answer “But when we are doing it, just the moment when we are about to come, I reach for his hand, to hold it” She takes the last sip of her drink, smiling “He reaches for mine, too”

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Cảnh phim “Đại gia chân đất 9” tiếp tục gây tranh cãi và đây là phản ứng của đạo diễn Trần Bình Trọng.

Thời gian gần đây, liên tiếp các bộ phim hài Tết ra mắt, khiến showbiz ồn ào tranh luận giữa ranh giới hài hước và dung tục.

Đạo diễn Trần Bình Trọng (áo tím) cùng các diễn viên Thanh Hương, Quang Tèo và Trung Hiếu – “ê-kíp huyền thoại” làm nên thành công cho series “Đại gia chân đất”

Vào thời điểm này, bộ phim “Đại gia chân đất 9” của đạo diễn Trần Bình Trọng cũng được nhắc đến khi chọn hình thức thể hiện táo bạo với dàn diễn viên trẻ ăn mặc sexy. Liên lạc với nhà sản xuất của hàng loạt tác phẩm hài Tết ăn khách này, anh đã có chia sẻ thẳng thắn về vấn đề này.

Hình ảnh Quang Tèo bên các người mẫu body paiting gây xôn xao.

– Mới đây, nghệ sỹ Quang Tèo (Tiến Quang) chia sẻ một số hình ảnh hậu trường đóng phim “Đại gia chân đất 9” lên trang cá nhân. Mặc dù không có nhiều tương tác với các cô gái ăn mặc “thiếu vải” nhưng bối cảnh của bộ phim đặt ở làng quê khiến khán giả cho rằng không phù hợp. Thực hư ra sao, thưa anh?

– Những cảnh quay gần đây bị dư luận chỉ trích trên thực tế không hề phản cảm như mạng xã hội bàn tán. Mọi người đa số không xem phim mà chỉ bình luận dựa trên các hình ảnh cắt chụp từ một vài khoảnh khắc.

Ở nội dung này, tôi muốn nhắc tới vụ họa sĩ bị tố hiếp dâm người mẫu. Nếu ai xem phim thì sẽ biết, tuyệt đối không có màn đụng chạm cơ thể nào giữa diễn viên Quang Tèo và các người mẫu. Trong hậu trường, anh em chụp ảnh cho vui đăng lên mạng xã hội mà thôi.

Còn đương nhiên, đã là hài thì phải cường điệu, đã là hài thì phải một chút nhảm nhí. Lấy ví dụ ở Trung Quốc, Châu Tinh Trì được gọi là vua hài nhảm, nhưng cả thế giới phải xem phim của ông ấy và lấy đó làm vui.

Thế nhưng, nếu đưa các chi tiết hài của Châu Tinh Trì vào thuần phong mỹ tục của Việt Nam thì chắc chắn mọi người cũng không ch��p nhận.

Tôi không bao giờ làm gì thái quá hay tục tĩu mà chỉ lấy các hiện tượng thời sự, mặt trái xã hội để lên tiếng phê phán. Mọi người cần xem nhân vật trong phim ra sao và phán xét khách quan.

Hình ảnh trong phim.

Đạo diễn Trần Bình Trọng khẳng định, đã là hài thì phải cường điệu và có chút nhảm nhí trong phạm vi cho phép.

– Cũng trong cảnh này, diễn viên Thanh Hương xuất hiện gây nhiều bất ngờ vì được “ngã giá” cởi đồ để chụp ảnh body painting. Việc mời diễn viên đóng “Lan Cave” khiến nhiều người cho rằng anh đang cố tình “bẻ lái” tác phẩm của mình để hưởng sức nóng từ phim “Quỳnh búp bê”?

– Nếu ai theo dõi phim của tôi thì đều biết, Thanh Hương đã tham gia vai Nguyệt từ các năm trước rồi, không phải đến năm nay mới đóng. Hơn nữa, bản thân tôi chưa bao giờ có ý định dùng lại những ý tưởng cũ của chính mình, chứ chưa nói đến đi sao chép hay vay mượn chất xám của người khác.

Kênh của tôi đã hai lần nhận được nút vàng Yotube, tính riêng “Đại gia chân đất 9” tới thời điểm này – chưa Tết – cũng đã đạt 30 triệu lượt xem. Thành tích này cho thấy sự quan tâm và hưởng ứng của khán giả ra sao.

Thanh Hương tham gia “Đại gia chân đất 9” trong vai Nguyệt. Vai diễn của cô gắn với nội dung Á hậu bán dâm 20.000 USD.

– Những ngày gần đây, hài Tết đang bị khán giả chỉ trích rất nhiều từ hình ảnh của diễn viên ăn mặc hở hang, lời thoại dung tục. Anh nghĩ sao về vấn đề này?

– Mỗi ngày tôi nhận được hàng chục cuộc điện thoại để hỏi về các chi tiết trong phim hài Tết, có cái của tôi và có nhiều cái không phải của tôi.

Mỗi năm, tôi đều chọn các vấn đề nổi cộm trong xã hội để đưa vào hài Tết theo phong cách trào phúng. Ở nhóm mảng showbiz, tôi đưa câu chuyện “vỗ mông chào hỏi”, “cát-xê 20.000” để ám chỉ các vụ phát ngôn của nghệ sỹ hay người đẹp bán dâm…

Về hình ảnh, cô gái tuột áo bị chỉ trích thực tế không phải áo lót phụ nữ mà chỉ là một chiếc áo quây bên trong. Lời thoại đi kèm cho cảnh đó là: “Ở đây là thôn văn hóa, không được ăn mặc hở hang như thế”. Tất cả câu chuyện đều có ngụ ý phê phán, không đơn thuần là “câu view”.

Trần Bình Trọng là “cha đẻ” của 2 seri hài Tết ăn khách: “Đại gia chân đất” và “Làng ế vợ”.

– Khi bị so sánh với các tác phẩm hài Tết kém chất lượng khác, anh có suy nghĩ gì?

Người ta thấy tôi làm “Đại gia chân đất”, “Làng ế vợ” thành công thì bắt chước làm “Tỷ phú đè đại gia”, “Bản nhiều vợ”. Họ thậm chí mời cả dàn diễn viên quen thuộc để đóng, bắt chước các trò vè trong phim nhưng cách thể hiện thiếu văn hóa, khiến nhiều người hiểu lầm là phim của tôi.

Các tác phẩm của tôi đều được đăng ký bản quyền trí tuệ và tôi chẳng dại gì làm mấy cái lăng nhăng để không được duyệt.

Còn theo tôi, đã là người sản xuất phim, là nghệ sỹ thì cần có sáng tạo riêng và lập trường tư duy độc lập. Các bạn lên Yotube, Facebook đều thấy, chỉ cần 1 câu nhạc bản quyền là người ta đã có cách xử lý văn minh. Nếu muốn nền phim ảnh của chúng ta phát triển thì mỗi người làm phim đều cần có ý thức này.

Theo Dân Việt

Chiến Thắng xin lỗi vì đóng hài Tết bị chê thô tục, khiêu dâm

Chiến Thắng cho hay sẽ phải rút kinh nghiệm trong việc nhận lời tham gia các bộ phim hài Tết để tránh dư luận đáng tiếc như phim “Bản nhiều vợ”.

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