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[flamminghotweedos]

A’s Writing Prompts!Reblog or like if you wanna use these, they aren’t too original! But I can never come up with full imagines/drabbles so message me what you wanna read and I’ll try to deliver!

1. “That’s starting to get annoying”

2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”

3. “You can’t just sit there all day!”

4. “I’m too sober for this.”

5. “I’m not here to make friends.”

6. “I need a place to stay.”

7. “Well that’s tragic.”

8. “You’re seriously like a man-child!”

9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too”

10. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”

11. “Dear diary, I met the love of my life today”

12. “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”

13. “I lost our baby.”

14. “They’re so cute...when they’re asleep.”

15. “I’d kill for beer...literally.”

16. “You’re getting crumbs on my bed!”

17. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion!”

18. “What’s the matter sweetheart?”

19. “You’re satan.”

20. “I don’t want to hear your excuse! You can’t just give me wet-willies!”

21. “I’m bulletproof...but please don’t shoot me.”

22. “Did you just wink at me?”

23. “Do you really need all of that?”

24. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you aren’t having vodka.”

25. “I swear I’m not crazy!”

26. “The only way that would be a worse plan is if it came out of (insert character)’s mouth.”

27. “No. Regrets.”

28. “How drunk was I?”

29. “How is my (insert significant other) more badass than me?”

30. “Be you. No one else can.”

31. “I haven’t slept in ages.”

32. “I locked the keys in the car.”

33. “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”

34. “You work for me.”

35. “Take your medicine.”

36. “They’re monsters.”

37. “Welcome to fatherhood.”

38. “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”

39. “It’s your turn to make dinner.”

40. “The kids...they ambushed me.”

41. “Sorry isn’t going to keep my from kicking your ass!”

42. “Stop being so cute.”

43. “I feel like I can’t breath.”

44. “You need to see a doctor.”

45. “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”

46. “It was a joke! Baby I swear!”

47. “Dogs don’t wear clothes!”

48. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

49. “If you can’t sleep...and I can’t sleep...that obviously means we have to have sex.”

50. “Here, take my blanket.”

51. “You’re bleeding all over my floor!”

52. “I’m not wearing a dress!”

53. “I’m not wearing a tie!”

54. “I don’t want you to stop.”

55. “I want one.”

56. “Don’t argue, just do it.”

57. “Please put your dick away!”

58. “Enough with the sass.”

59. “Don’t give me that look.”

60. “You want me to give it back?”

61. “Make me.”

62. “Like what you see?”

63. “I didn’t know you were so sensitive.”

64. “We’re in public...ya know?”

65. “Once I start I might not be able to finish.”

66. “You’re in trouble now.”

67. “First one to make a noise loses.”

68. “This is mine. So is this. And this. And this. Especially this.”

69. “Don’t kink shame me!”

70. “I’m going to go put clothes on before I ‘distract’ you again.”

71. “Just let me finish this and I swear to you I’ll go down on you until you cum three times.”

72. “If you distract me one more time, you won’t be able to walk for a week.”

73. “Want some help?”

74. “Are you listening to me?”

75. “Yeah no, I was too busy undressing you in my mind.”

76. “What’s my name?”

77. “Sorry...just the noise you just made was...really hot.”

78. “Who said it had to be on a bed?”

79. “Yeah...yeah he’s/she’s 100% an innocent little...bean.”

80. “How do I look?”

81. “I’m sure I can get some kind of sexual gratification if I just stare at them...hard enough.”

82. “Don’t ruin my sofa.”

83. “I’m gonna strangle you.”

84. “Oooh kinky.”

85. “You look a bit tied up. Want me to come back later?”

86. “Those two are like...rabbits or some shit.”

87. “Cause if you did, we’re having sex. Right now.”

88. “Do you think they can hear us?”

89. “Yes! We can!”

90. “Did you just trip?”

91. “You look sexy already. Now stop before you hurt yourself.”

92. “God you’re so cocky...I love it.”

93. “I’m gonna need a safe word before you pull shit like that again.”

94. “Why did we think this was a good idea?”

95. “Where did you get a baby?”

96. “It’s not fair!”

97. “How the hell did you of all people come up with that?”

98. “You’re not as innocent as I thought you were.”

99. “Just please...no birds.”

[marvel--queen]

Hey! I just got into your account and love your writing! I was wondering if you have a master list so I can get to your writings quicker

Yes! I have a masterlist. Heres the mobile friendly one. Also, all of my fics are tagged as #marvel--queen for easy search. I try and update the masterlist every time I post a new story so it should always be up to date. 

[danhedonia]

maybe you could do some from @flamminghotinnuendos writing prompts list, that would quite nice

I can’t find this account?? i’ve been googling for like five minutes and I can’t find anything halp

edit: i just realized this might be about the flamminhotweedos list i just rb’d lmao