#flint: 😨

[holychopshopgalaxy]

I could write an essay about how it doesn’t make sense to assume flinthamilton would be ideologically misaligned in 1716 but instead I’ll just say this. 1705 Thomas was already a political radical, right. And got so overwhelmed at the romantic gesture of flint kicking his dad out of the house and saying his ideas were good and worth defending. that he got up and kissed him at the dinner table. Ok so after 10 years of being england’s political prisoner and medically tortured/enslaved on a penal colony bc of it. When he learns his lost love has spent the last decade waging one man war on the entire british empire in defense of his ideas and dreams and enacting diabolical grief driven revenge plots over his presumed corpse like some greek mythological romance achilles/patroclus type shit. I’m pretty sure he’d get so horny he’d pass out on the spot and give flint an aneurysm thinking he’s fr dead this time. I’ll just say that

[citric-acid-rain]

with graham's lobotomy and flint's braincell i dont think theyd find all the same things funny 💀💀💀💀💀

(FULL PICTURE, CLOSE UPS AND THE LOBOTOMY DASH LEVEL THEY'RE PLAYING UNDER THE CUT)

FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN TH

[cosmictapestry]

unthinkingly outed myself as an erotica writer to my boss . like literally didn’t cross my mind as weird i was just like oh yeah i have so many hobbies :) i love flint knapping and prairie restoration and writing smut and he was like 😨😨😨😨

[galacticspaceguy]

Helloo I’ve heard u have a amnesia au for your cat child (Ezra) and I came running to listen.

Also HAPPY NEW YEAR!🎆🎇

HAPPY NEW YEAR‼️

About the AU-

So I have two different starting points -haven’t decided which one I’m going with yet- one is where Ezra gets his ass beat by one of Flints rival pirates and Flint + his crew find him OR Ezra goes after Flint, gets injured, and looses his memory-

Yk cause that’s totally how someone losses their memories /j

But after that- Flint takes Ezra back to his ship so he doesn’t die. Anyways- Ezra wakes up and has no idea who he is, where he is, and who Flint is.

So Flint is like: this is great! Here I have a vulnerable young man that I can shape into whoever I want!

Kinda wanna be silly in this scene and be like:

Ezra: who am I? Who are you?

Flint: Ezra… I am your father! /star wars ref

The ships doctor: 😨

But since Ezra has no idea who he is and ends up joining the crew- or well, Flint convinced Ezra that he was already a crew member aboard the ship-

but yeah, then Ezra is pirating around and everyone who actually knows him is extremely confused when they find him.

Idk I’ve got some angst, some drama, some humor, yk all the good stuff that makes a good sandwich.

[thatpunkmaximoff]

Story: 5 out of 5 Smut: 0 out of 5

Hands down, this is my favorite fantasy read of the year!

I think, however, that the thing I loved most about The Forgotten Goddess is that it dives right into the character meetings and drama. Sure, I love a good world building and character-building story, but this one builds as the story progresses from the very first chapter. I liked that it wasn't a hundred pages of info dump before diving into the action. You get the action from the very beginning!

This book also has a little bit of everything. There's humor, there are feel-good moments, action, magical moments, and angst. Ugh, the angst!

I flipped page after page, not wanting to put the book down. And then when it was finally over, I was an emotional wreck. I have no idea how I'm gonna hold out for book 2 lol.

Now enjoy my rambling thoughts..

* Rhea flipping off Ethan in the bookstore and making him laugh has me grinning like an idiot 🤗 They only said a handful of words to each other! How am I already shipping it..? 🤔 😆

* How the hell did I not know werewolves were going to be part of this 😨

* Holy shit. She saw through his Mirage. It’s meant to be 😏 lol

* So Ethan is Hermes..

* Shit. The shifters took the girls 😒 Come on, wake up and fuck shit up!

* Well nevermind. Fucking collars.

* Oh hell yes! She still has access to her powers! 🙌🏻

* Lupo went from being a creep to a raging asshole. Big middle finger for you, my dude 🖕🏽

* Ugh.. I feel so bad for the girls 😩

* They’re saved. Oh thank god. And even unconscious, she called Hermes’ name 😏 I ship it even more now 😂

* Goddamn. She exploded out of her cuffs. Good for her. I didn’t like the whole mind violation.

* “Well, I’ll just come out and say it. Rhea, you’re an immortal goddess.” — Lmfao. Way to drop the bomb, Atlas 😂

* Her memories.. aren’t hers? 🥺

* Kind of jealous of the portlet system lol. I wish we could transport food and stuff into our homes like nothing.

* Man, Hermes does not like Flint lol.

* Four elements. You lucky duck 😏

* Flint and Rhea in the closet.. ugh. Hermes ripping the door open and being livid.. 😍

* Aww. That “almost” moment in the hallway out her apartment had me so excited. But she thinks it’s only a joke 🥺

* Oh. Oh no. The dreams are memories.. and he couldn’t feel the mate bond with her 😩

* Damien 💔

* “Turn. It. Off.” — whoa. Klaus Mikaelson flashbacks 😂

* Oohhh. That close call with Lupo had my heart pounding.

* Who the fuck was in Rhea’s apartment 🤔

* Awww. Rhea and Callie’s friendship is everything 🥰 That panic attack was starting to make me tense 😬

* Another memory? Only this time she’s a different person? And Ares smiling sadly as he tells her, “You are home. As I always remind you.” Don’t tell me they’re related 👀 😬

* Temple of Kukulcán? Now I’m having a Namor flashback from Black Panther 2 😂

* Oh. Not related. He wants her to rule with him.. No, sir. You can’t have her.

* Oh no. Achilles had to kill Patroclus 💔💔💔

* Fuckkkk. That memory of the car crash..? Brutal.

* Where the fuck did Rhea end up after Atlas put her in the portal?!

* “I found you. I’ll always find you.” — well I was supposed to stop reading for the night, but guess who’s reading one more chapter?

* ATHENA TOO?! 💔 And they think she’s a spy 😩 Wtf, man.

* “Just survive” — those words are gonna make me cry 😔

* Ohhh, fuck you, Flint! I can’t believe y’all kidnapped aunt Demi.

* Aunt Demi!!!! 🥺

* Medusa is GORGEOUS 😍

* “I’m sorry, I don’t have separate cottages for everyone.” — do I sense forced proximity? And hopefully only one bed? 😂

* One bed, one bed, one bed! 😏

* Hermes is having pervy thoughts and I’m here for it.

* Oh come on! The tension between these two is killing me 😩

* The Forgotten Goddess poem gave me chills!! And now we know who is responsible for the memory tampering 😬

* Dude, that training session got hot 🥵

* She’s gonna break her own heart and leave..? I don’t like it here anymore 😭

* They finally kissed!!!! Please don’t leave, Rhea 🥺

* Holy shit. She restored Flora 😨

* She’s his mate.. but their connection is severed. Why are you doing this to me 😩

* “Don’t you see? Not even death is strong enough to keep us apart. We have found each other a hundred times, and I’ll find you a hundred more. Across every lifetime, in any realm, my soul belongs to no one else but you.” — what the fuck are you doing to me, Rebekah?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

* Aunt Demi..? 🥺 You- you’re with Ares?

* Ana?! Why the fuck is there so much betrayal 💔

* THEY FUCKING DIDNT!? Did his sword just pierce who I think it did?????

* We know her name. We know her name! We finally know who she is.

* More betrayal?! For fuck’s sake, man.

* Wait.. what?! It can’t end like this. I need book two asap!

[insane4fandoms]

RRRUUAAHHHH RRRUUUAAAHHH

LETS GOOOOOOOO

ITS BEEN A LONG DAY SO IM GOAD I’M FINALLY GIVING YOU MY REACTIONS

Oh yeah, Caliban is finally getting into his feral mode, and I LOVE IT. He’s out for blood, and will rip Mad’s head off.

Snare is out here being a number one good boy, out here making flat tires and preventing a car from working, Caliban is so proud of his boy.

Just imagine Jack and Abby witnessing Mads just getting YOINKED away in a flash after he just stabbed the cabbie car, they’re just sitting there like 🧍🏾🧍🏽‍♀️ “Y’all saw that shit?” “Yeah…”

Caliban telling Ness to take the wheel while he just beats the shit out of Mads reminds me of the older cousin who whenever he drives, he would just say “yo take the wheel,” and would just pull his hands away and grab something from behind while 10 year old me would panic and clutch the wheel tightly while we’re on the highway 😭 he’s a good cousin tho lmao don’t think about it too much.

Caliban do be a bully to Mads lmao, but aren’t we all? He’s my scrungly man that I like to put in a snow globe and shake around vigorously.

Not Caliban straight up biting Mads 😨 bro got them shark teeth and WILL give you an infection, human saliva is legit considered a biohazard when it cuts through the skin and gets into your blood and muscles.

Just imagining Matpat actually saying what Mad is spewing out is so cool, his high pitch voice and giggles makes the tension even more disturbing, and I thrive for it.

Honestly, he did make a good point on cannibals, but at the same time it’s Caliban, he’s a hitman who is smart on making a decision on whether or not someone would be worth keeping alive.

Keep a piece as a trophy, man that’s crazy, bro thinks he’s the alien Predator smh -_-

HELL YEAH THE GOOD OL’ SWITCHEROO (insert title card) Caliban is truly a badass and a terrifying dude.

Mike out here running towards Sparky’s like that one Flint lockwood meme I imagine, but HELL YEAH go find your boyfriend!!

MADS GET OFF OF HIM. NESS YOU SAVE YOUR MAN

YEAH BASH THAT FIRE EXTINGUISHER IN HIS FACE

My boys are finally together (granted in a supply closet hiding for their lives but they’re together nonetheless). Poor Ness is rubbing in pure fear and stress as Mike is just trying to grasp even a small concept of what was happening.

Lmao not them arguing like a married couple even while hiding from the massacre outside the closet.

OH SHIT BEAT HIS ASS CALIBAN, BREAK HIS NOSE. GO FOR THE THROAT MADS

Yeah, why DID you mistake your cyan jacket swearing boyfriend with a bloody teddy bear onesie man who is HOLDING A KNIFE, MIKE??? (I say as I wasn’t the first one who made him do that lol-)

Lol I like the thought of Caliban stopping in his tracks just to think of what Mads was referencing to, and immediately swinging again. (Also LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS REFERENCE??? :O)

OH SHIT HE’S DOWN THE CANNIBAL IS DOWN. Mads is so horrific when he’s all absorbed in his own righteous thoughts, but that’s the thing, he’s too self absorbed in his entitlement.

GET HIS ASS CALIBAN LETS GOOOOOO

Bro that swift breaking the broom and slamming it into Mad’s shoulder was awesome, Caliban out here just scolding his murderous tantrum while digging eh broom in his shoulder. Too cool.

Ugh, my heart. Mike protects Ness from Freddy’s, and Ness protects Mike from Mads. These two have my heart always, also WHY CALIBAN 😭😔

Even while he’s down and bleeding, Mads still needs to have the last word, spewing out his jealous resentment of Ness being the “normal version” of himself.

“I give you that,”

“REALLY?? :D”

“Nope :D”

“D:<“

Ness simply holding an unconscious Mile against himself while ignoring everything around him, including Caliban dragging Mads away, simply listening to Mike’s heartbeat is melancholic.

Eyyy, the duo are here! Time to make a bittersweet, yet somber comic. Coming right up!

Can’t wait for your epilogue friendo

HEY HEY HEY IM HERE IM HERR WITH THE NEXT PART @wouldntyou-liketoknow I GOT IT

Jack is a good roommate and babysitter, I say as he takes Abby to shoot a killer in the head (like I said, good babysitter lmao). Abby feels regret for being threatened and not being able to help her brother, but like Jack said, she’s only ten. Finally, Mike connected the dots and out he goes to save his family. @crazy-obsessed-enby @iswmperson @lexusinsannus

(Don’t worry, I’m not going to expose Caliban, that’s why his headlights are off) Meanwhile, Madpat got exposed (by a taxi)

Madpat proceeded to lose it even more and ran away again, there’s a hole in Jack’s car, Mike is filled with adrenaline and big brother instincts, and Ness and Caliban are silently driving in the darkness.

Shit will go down and I will await for your snippet, hope this doesn’t change what you had in mind 😭

[prometheanglory]

huheuehhe its me again, 😨 for flintroza 🙈

scared huh 😳 inchresting. i have. no idea how to scare flint but i can knock him into business mode.

📞😨 Scared Voicemail

“Roza, don’t come to Stagrove’s dorimitories today. We’re having a bit of an issue over here.”

There’s a slight pause from Flint, there’s the vague sound of a conversation on the other end that you can’t really catch through the recorded message.

From what you can pick up, it sounds urgent...

“Snare ate a mushroom from the archives and we have no clue where the hell he’s hiding.”

Ah. Well.

You should be feeling a little odd mixture of exasperation and anxiousness, but that flies out the window when you hear the odd skittering on what sounds like the cabin. Must be loud, if you can pick it up through the receiver.

“...Who’s on the roof? Have we gotten anyone to tail him? That should be Berkeley on his trai—”

There’s a loud slam on Flint’s end that seems to make you both jump before Berkeley’s rowdy voice cuts in.

“HEY, HE’S RUNNIN’ TOWARDS THE SOUTH END FIELD.”

“THEN FOLLOW HIM, BERKELEY.”

The voicemail promptly ends there. Hopefully, Flint will be okay!

...But now you really wonder what those mushrooms taste like.

[hotniatheron]

Someone Flint's in love with: drags him

Flint: 😨...🤔...👌💯💯💯✔✔✔👌👌👌

[kenderfriend]

It's too sick for words the fucker doesn't use some of the wealth he accrued on the backs of his employees, for some good causes, such as Flint and Puerto Rico 😤😨

jeff bezos: now that i’m the richest man on the planet with a net worth of over 100 billion dollars

jeff bezos: how about i create new ways to fuck over my employees and underpay them

jeff bezos: i’ve got it, i’ll legally not pay them while they’re still on the clock, and i’ll get the supreme court to agree with me

me: 

[anakingskywoker]

Flint: *walks with snark to the tent on the beach where Woodes Rogers is waiting*

Flint: 😒☠️

Rogers: Thomas Hamilton

Flint: 😦😧😨😰

[anakingskywoker]

Flint: *walks with snark to the tent on the beach where Woodes Rogers is waiting*

Flint: 😒☠️

Rogers: Thomas Hamilton

Flint: 😦😧😨😰