#floofisms

[bearotonin-international]

Which type of bear is the fluffiest? In your opinion

Sloth bears. That’s not our opinion, it’s fact.

Sloth bears

are

the floofiest

bear

to ever

floof

[featherfloof]

I guess I went there...though I don’t remember saying this  ._.

[pxperhearts]

@floofiisms​ asked: A hug from behind — from Chelsea to Vaughn 👀

Vaughn tensed. Close contact was...not his thing, but once he realized it was Chelsea his shoulders relaxed. He stayed like that, letting her hold him from behind, and remained still. 

“...I’ll be back next week.”

Why did she care? Why was his heart beating so fast? He didn’t like becoming attached, didn’t like settling in one place for too long. It made him anxious. The result of being bounced around foster homes as a kid, nothing more than a second thought to those around him. He didn’t know how to handle being someone’s first thought.

[we-thefairfolk]

@floofiisms​ gets a random starter bc i’m bored 

  Rainbow was currently laying on the floor, somewhat near where Twilight was, doing what she did best- reading books.   But that was getting really boring really fast. So she did the one thing she’s really good at- aside from flying of course. And that was being really annoying.   And also begging for attention, that too, but you don’t need to know that.

“ Hey Twi .. Did you know that- If you put two plus two together ..” she slowly starts, a sly grin on her face as she looks up at the mare, “ ... It equals fish? ”

[cxriseanglo]

i. forgot if they had a name but u kno what aku and shi tbh. brotp, w/e ??

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The brOTP to rule all other brOTPs

How long will they last? - 5ever

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - instantly

How was their first kiss? - 

Wedding:

Who proposed? - It would be a mutual thing i think

Who is the best man/men? - UH ARA??

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - tbh ara again

Who did the most planning? - Shiloh she lives for these things

Who stressed the most? - lol can anyone get more stressed than shi?

How fancy was the ceremony? -  P FANCYBack of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. do you really think shi’s om would let her have a small wedding

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Shi’s Ex???

Sex:

Who is on top? -

Who is the one to instigate things? -

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? -

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? -

How many children will they adopt? -

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -

Who is the stricter parent? -

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -

Who is the more loved parent? -

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?

Who cried the most at graduation? -

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Shiloh she is a chef

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Aku??

Who does the grocery shopping? - Shiloh

How often do they bake desserts? - Like shi makes 2-3 a day 

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Both

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Shi? I think??

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Aku

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - AKU

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Both 

Who is really against chores? - Aku??

Who cleans up after the pets? - Both

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Aku

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Shiloh

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Aku shi is so bad with money she is a walking wad of cash

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Shiloh

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Every holiday 

What are their goals for the relationship? - Friends 5evrr

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both???

Who plays the most pranks? - AKu

[othxllo]

with @floofisms regarding dorkmate family (i hope this one day becomes an actual thing)

[6:38:15 PM] Mom, I swear, n o: imagine tho just [6:38:21 PM] Mom, I swear, n o: sleepy baby and daddy falling asleep togethe [6:40:13 PM] Mama Satan: ok but hiro falling asleep first and then as aku falls asleep they just kind, lean to opposite sides and when they wake its like, I thought I was sleeping on you but really aku was kinda using the child as a pillow [6:41:34 PM] Mom, I swear, n o: oh m y g od [6:41:43 PM] Mom, I swear, n o: AKU DONT USE CHILDREN AS PILLOWS OH MY GOD im  lau hging [6:41:50 PM] Mom, I swear, n o: aku would freak out like OH NO MY SON [6:44:30 PM] Mama Satan: laughs [6:44:46 PM] Mom, I swear, n o: gently kiss him and make sure baby was ok [6:44:51 PM] Mama Satan: imahgine hiro like what even happened [6:47:44 PM] Mama Satan: like he just knows he slept strange but he's warm so he's like OK WHY IS AKU FREAKING OUT, DID I KICK IN SLEEP OR SMT [6:49:00 PM] Mom, I swear, n o: om g [6:49:02 PM] Mom, I swear, n o: aku just like [6:49:06 PM] Mom, I swear, n o: small baby did i crush you

[hakunojichou]

floofisms fUCK i think my computer charger cord’s broken... WAIT HIKE try plugging it in repeatedly. Something got twisted inside my laptop before that made me have to try like 20 times to charge it every time I wanted to. So???

nah man it’s been kinda fizzling within the past two days or so, i guess this cord’s worn out already :’T

[bearotonin-international]

Floofism is a genetically inherited trait. If the parent is floofy then their babies will be floofy

[pxperhearts]

          Send a 👫 and I’ll write headcanons about our muses

@floofiisms​ asked: 👫 — my first ask EVER and I just,,, I wanna know your HCs for Vaughn & Chelsea,,,

loool pls let me ramble :eyes emoji:

tbh U H ok so I guess these will be more from Vaughn’s perspective because, since Chelsea is inherently an OC I feel, her specific hcs are gonna change depending on the muse.

Vaughn is really an animals over people kinda person for a lot of reasons, so being with a farmer who cares a lot for non-humans (both plants and animals count) is a sure way to get to his heart lol Just seeing someone give proper care to one makes him like that person more. If their animals are happy, especially, that tells Vaughn that they’re a good person. animals don’t lie. if they don’t like someone, it will show. I can see him naturally getting along with Chelsea, whatever her personality, just based on how her animals respond to her

pls imagine....lazy afternoons in the field....laying on the grass together....maybe laying on a cow....gotta have an afternoon nap

Vaughn is a little stingy about sharing his hat. he wears it because of his albinism, and that’s also why he’s covered head-to-toe in summer, to protect his skin. however, once he’s closer with Chelsea, he wouldn’t mind her stealing it and wearing it for a bit, especially if they’re indoors

he’s not much of a PDA person. he’d prefer to keep that stuff private, which MEANS......pulling his hat down when he kisses her.... ;3; 

consider: trading bandanas. he wears her red one and she takes his white one

[feignedhero-blog]

floofisms replied to your post:

see for a second i saw that kuzuryu thing and thought u were rping w urself again

scREW U NEW TUMBLR FORMAT

[ryuugazakishion]

"Kiss!" (shRUGS A LOT idk she wanna)

FIRST THREE IN MY INBOX GET KISSES 1/3

Shion was bored, Aku was cute, so he really didn’t see any reason to decline. With a small smile, he leaned in, pressing his lips lightly against hers.